Chapter 1: Slackers, Ninjas, Go to Heaven!

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"My name is Nara Langui, 12 years old, reserve shinobi."

Nara's talent as a ninja is not ideal.

But after all, he still passed the graduation exam of the Konoha Ninja School.

"My family lives in the area of Kikyo Mountain and Kikyo Castle in the northwest of Konoha Village.

"Considering that the journey to and from school every day is too long and tiring, I bought a corner apartment on the top floor next to the ninja school. Only on weekends and holidays would they ride a deer home to visit their parents. ”

In the 48th year of Konoha, the village is also peaceful today.

It's just that as the situation on the front line becomes more and more tense, all ninjas know one thing - the arrival of the third ninja war is inevitable after all, maybe just one spark will completely detonate the war!

The high-level leaders of Konoha who were aware of the turbulent situation not only urgently recalled those strong shinobi who were wandering outside the village, but also temporarily promoted a group of key shinobi through the method of the middle ninja exam, and even "graduated" a lot of students from the ninja school in advance.

In this way, Nara was finally admitted to his ninja formation.

Facts aside, this ninja is flying and retreating, cute and charming, and it is a beautiful thing.

What's more, what Nara Langui gained today is not only "a ninja school graduation certificate", "a Konoha ninja forehead protector", but also a "crossing talent plug-in" that has been too late!

[Officially acquired Ninja status detected!] 】

【[Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven] system is at your service! 】

Officially become a ninja and accidentally awaken Goldfinger.

Two happy things coincide together, and what you get is a time that should be as happy as a dream.

But why, is this happening?

Nara Langui gave up thinking, his tone paused slightly, and continued to explain his identity information.

"I study hard and never skip class and leave early; I went home immediately after school, and I never didn't go home at night; Go to bed at 11 p.m. and get a full 8 hours of sleep every night.

"Before I go to bed, I will definitely take a cup of Nara secret medicine and then practice the shadow secret technique for two and a half hours. When I got to bed, I fell asleep immediately, and I slept until dawn, never leaving fatigue and stress until the next day.

"My doctor, my father, who is also the director of the Nara Institute of Pharmaceutical Research, said that I was overly addicted to the mystical technique of Yin Escape, which was far ahead of my peers in terms of learning at a distance, but also caused me to be a little weak.

"In the long run, it is very likely that it will affect the future career of ninjas."

Until this point of speaking, Nara Langui's tone was still very calm and flat.

His ninja talent is indeed "not ideal", but it is far from "hopeless".

Instead, thanks to the "innate" strong spiritual energy.

There is also the iconic "high-end version of the brain" of the Nara family.

Nara Langui has very excellent qualifications and talents in terms of knowledge learning and chakra refining control.

Even if he really doesn't want to be a ninja anymore, Nara Langui is not without a choice.

For example, he can bring his talent to the scientific research of the ninja world, and the "scientific answers" that he knows that touch the roots of the world are not one, nor two......

The path of the great scientist in the ninja world, countless predecessors have gone smoothly.

No matter how bad it is, Nara Langui can also go home and inherit his family's Nara Pharmaceutical Research Institute, with hundreds of Nara deer, dozens of Nara pharmacies, and a few small hills.

His father, a doctor in his life, was clamoring to retire thirteen years ago!

Abominable, yet ......

Who would want to be a ninja if it weren't for the fact that they really liked it? (Forced True)

Besides, Nara Langui has already researched a solution to his own predicament, as long as he can complete that technique, as long as he can-

"What the hell are you talking about, little ghost?"

A questioning voice interrupted Nara's thoughts, and he sighed silently as he looked at the female ninja opposite.

She has a delicate and fair melon seed face, her long supple and gorgeous golden hair tied into a single ponytail style tied behind her, the slender and beautiful willow leaves under her curved eyebrows, and the red phoenix eyes that are hooked inside and turned out are not angry and self-threatening.

The upper body wears milky white crop top short sleeves, and the flexible bee waist curve that faintly shows traces of abdominal muscles is charming; The lower body is paired with black ultra-short hot pants, and the slender and smooth legs are well-proportioned and plump; The whole body exudes a strong and capable beauty.

But the most eye-catching thing is the thrilling fullness of the opalescent top.

There should be no one among the Konoha ninjas who doesn't know this rich and generous blonde lady.

The granddaughter of the first Hokage and the second Hokage, the personal disciple of the third Hokage, and one of the famous three ninjas-

Tsunade crossed his arms around his chest and stared at the black-haired boy in front of him who looked well-behaved and obedient, clean and good-looking.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would never have believed that such a beautiful boy in his prime would show that stupid smile that seemed to be immersed in indescribable illusory satisfaction the moment she passed by.

It's almost like some of her kinky white-haired teammates who like to peep at the women's bathhouse - wait!

The external situation in Konoha is becoming more and more tense at the moment, and no one can say when the war will break out, even if it is a fool of Jiraiya's level, he should return to the village at this time, right?

Suddenly, as if remembering something, the coldness on Tsunade's beautiful face subsided, and was replaced by a narrow expression that seemed to be smiling rather than smiling.

Regarding the reaction of this "legendary big fat sheep", Nara Langui did not know why, so he could only continue to answer the other party's questions.

"I mean, I'm a person who has always been looking for a peaceful life......"

In this ninja world where bloodlines and fatalism are fierce.

Above the mortal is the Liver Emperor.

Above the Liver Emperor is a genius.

Above the genius is the hanging.

This is not to mention the "mastermind behind the scenes", "rabbit goddess" and even "sending the director grandfather" and other real immortals!

Ordinary ninjas, there are limits.

The Nara clan has limits!

In the ninja world, the gods are raging, and life is like a mustard.

Nara Langui just wants to be a ninja casually, make some money casually, and spend his life in peace and peace.

There is a bowl of old chicken soup that cooks well.

The big pillar is from Senju, the second pillar is from the Uchiha, and I am from the Nara clan; We all have a bright future ahead of us.

"Ninja", "Genius", "Reincarnation", "Plug-in"! Nara has gathered all the elements and embarked on a "bright future"!

"Quiet life? No kidding! I've discovered who you really are! ”

The smile on Tsunade's face bloomed like a delicate peony, and the joy of "reuniting her old friend" made her take a big step forward, bringing out swaying and swaying eye-catching waves, and the small fist was raised high, and the invisible qi wave spread in an uproar.

"This is Konoha Hidden Village, it's not for you to come to pop and pop!"

The ultra-large swaying waves from side to side continued to amplify in his vision, and Nara Langui's pitch-black pupils contracted and trembled, and two tentacle-like slender shadows quickly drilled out from under him, silently like a heart-seeking hunter in the dark night.

[C-level Esoteric Technique: Shadow Gathering Technique]

[Description: At the request of the caster, the tentacles of the shadow that move in the shadows]

[Surgical effect: Materialize your own shadow into countless tiny tentacles, and then manipulate the nearby material existence, and use it as you like, ever-changing]

[Technique Evaluation: A Good Friend of a Female Ninja]

Nara Langui released the [Shadow Gathering Technique] not to attack, but just to control the scene.

"This is my ninja forehead guard!"

Nara manipulated the tentacles of the shadow, and held up the forehead guard and certificate that he had groped out of the ninja bag on his back to Tsunade, and gave him a reliable identification before the opponent's fist hit him in the head.

"And the diploma!"

'Instantaneous Muji ninjutsu? It's really a shadow secret technique passed down by the Nara clan! ’

Tsunade stared at the forehead guard and certificate in front of him, as well as the shadow tentacles manipulating the two items, and felt only surprise in his heart.

'Is this little kid telling the truth?' He's really not that bastard from Jiraiya? ’

Tsunade's momentum slackened slightly, and the small fist that was about to "strike a heart" just now also lowered a few points in height.

Nara Langui, who observed this, immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and a layer of fine sweat oozed from his forehead.

If he really took such a punch, with his small body, he would probably go straight to heaven!

Nara Langui really didn't figure out how he provoked Tsunade, and the two obviously didn't have any communication relationship before.

He was just checking the newly awakened Goldfinger plug-in by himself, but he was inexplicably stopped by the other party.

The golden retriever is amazing?!

Seeing that Tsunade was delayed in making the next move, Nara had no choice but to make the final "killer move".

"If offended."

Nara Langui put the forehead guard and certificate back into the ninja bag, counted out a few banknotes with a denomination of 10,000 taels from the inside, and handed them out with both hands.

"Please forgive me."

You little ghost, do you want to buy me with money?! This is an insult to me!

Tsunade wanted to reprimand the other party so loudly.

However......

I saw Nara Langui gently twist the 10,000 taels of banknotes in his hand, and the banknotes that overlapped together suddenly fanned out like a peacock opening the screen, and the gorgeous light of wealth was intoxicating.

Limited Technique, Golden Escape, 100,000 Yuan Hand!

But he gave too much!

"Ahem!"

Tsunade withdrew his pink fist and coughed lightly twice against his lips, trying to put on a serious expression.

"Nara boy, you just said you live in Kikyo City, right? That's outside the village! It's getting late, and the protection outside the village is not as strong as the one inside the village, so let Miss Ben escort you home! ”

Looking at Tsunade's rather "amiable" bright smile and the 100,000 taels of bills that didn't know when they fell into the other party's hands, Nara Langui could only swallow the words of rejection that slipped into his mouth again.

Taking advantage of the gap between Tsunade turning around and leading the way, Nara Langui took a deep breath, got rid of irrelevant distractions, and silently called out his golden finger in his heart.

'[Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven]! ’

Nara saw a faintly fluorescent virtual panel that only he could see.

Today, when he just obtained the standard forehead guard symbolizing the identity of the Konoha ninja from the ninja school teacher, Nara Langui awakened this "slacker system", but the time was limited before, and he didn't have time to examine it carefully.

Later, he was arrested on the street by a beautiful golden retriever and a big fat sheep......

It's a seven-foot humiliation!

Nara glanced at the back of Fang Tsunade in front of him without arguing, and then looked intently at the message record on the virtual panel.

[Detected suffering from [Six Immortal Methods: Self-karma Spell Binding Technique]! 】

[Lazy ninja, after all, you have to go to heaven! ] 】

'What a reassuring message......

And [Six Immortal Methods: Self-karma Spell Binding Technique]...... In the current era when the third ninja world war has not yet started, I am afraid that the only person who can perform the six-level immortal art is the old man who watches the show in the pure land, right? ’

'What is this?' ’

'It's all open, they can open, I can't? ’

'I actually planted this immortal spell in my body, which is cheaper than a frog's pee! I remember you, old man! ’

Nara stabilized his mind, and then opened his personal attribute information panel.

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Name: Nara Langui (You can view your own meridian system model)

Ninjutsu: C (Degree of use and mastery of all techniques based on energy forms such as chakra)

Physical Arts: E- (Use and mastery of all martial arts fighting techniques based on physical fitness)

Strength: E- (the strength of the body, mainly affecting wrist strength, arm strength, leg strength, etc.)

Speed: E- (the speed of body agility, mainly affecting motor function, reaction nerves, etc.)

Accuracy: E- (life constitution, cell activity, can be roughly understood as body energy)

Wisdom: C- (thinking IQ, knowledge and experience, which can be roughly understood as spiritual energy)

Skills: [Clone] (E-Rank), [Transformation] (E-Rank), [Stand-in] (E-Rank), [Shadow Bondage] (Esoteric, D-Rank), [Shadow Gathering] (Esoteric, C-Grade), [Shadow Stitch] (Esoteric, B-Rank)

Ninja Secret Scroll: Blank

Overall Evaluation: Grade D (Shinobi)

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The six data of the ninja, each with its own corresponding description, looks very detailed and professional, and it is not difficult to understand.

If you look intently at a particular piece of data, you'll find more precise and specific values.

After some testing by Nara Langui, the exact values corresponding to his six data items are:

Ninjutsu: 486

Physical Surgery: 3

Dynamics: 2

Speed: 3

Accuracy: 2

Sage: 214

Except for the [Ninjutsu], which represents the mastery of the technique, and the [Wisdom] attribute that symbolizes spiritual energy, the rest of the attribute values of Nara Langui can only be described in four words-

The future is promising.

"The benefits of the data panel need not be mentioned, but for the time being, there is no way to improve the personal attribute data, and the research on the six basic data of ninja can be put back for a while, as for the last three......

'[Surgical Ability] Record the individual's ability information. ’

[Comprehensive Evaluation] describes the level of strength of an individual. ’

'These two items are very easy to understand, but the key is the [Ninja Secret Scroll] in the middle, which is really inexplicable......

It didn't take long for Nara Langui to obtain [Slacker Goes to Heaven], and many functions required him to constantly conduct follow-up groping tests.

But even so, there is still a known function in [Slacker Goes to Heaven] that is of great help to Nara at this stage!

Nara Langui's mind moved slightly, and a halo of waves suddenly appeared on the virtual panel, and then the six items of data arranged up and down in order were gathered up and down into a hexagonal chart, and a lifelike mannequin appeared next to the chart.

If you look closely, you can see the dense and intertwined human chakra meridian system on this miniature "Nara Langui mannequin", as well as the 361 chakra acupoints distributed on this meridian system!

Nara is extremely happy.

'And Hinataβ€”no! ’

'It's the same type of ability as Otsuki's white eyes!' ’

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