Chapter 2: Eat Me and Drink Me and Betray Me
If you think about it this way, you can't cut it.
If Yingzheng wants to cut off the heads of this group of Confucian scholars, then this time Mount Tai will really become a laughing stock for the ages.
However, seeing the speechless appearance of these Confucian scholars, Ying Zheng was also secretly refreshed.
Ying Zheng tugged at his beard, squinted at Chun Yuyue and the others, raised the corners of his mouth and asked, "Zhuqing, do I have the kindness that Zihu said?" ”
Confucians, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to say right.
Including Chun Yuyue, he also smiled bitterly, waved his hands and bowed: "The ministers are guilty, please punish Your Majesty!" ”
This is purely a mess, Yingzheng toured here to win over the hearts of the people of Qilu, how could they be punished?
"It's just a child's naughty words, how can you punish it, Qing and the others are not guilty."
Ying Zheng indifferently put down a sentence, which can be regarded as giving Chun Yuyue and the others a step down.
But before they could breathe a sigh of relief, Ying Zheng said again: "My son of Hu, has been as stubborn as a stone since he was a child, and Han Fei can't educate him. Confucianism and benevolence, there is no class of teaching, it can be educated and stubborn stones, Qing and others will teach Zihu from today, if you can unite the strength of the people, tame this stubborn tiger, I will be rewarded! ”
Chun Yuyue and the Confucian scholars looked at each other, and hesitantly turned their heads to look at Zhao Zihu...... What about people?
Zhao Zihu, who was impassioned just now, was nowhere to be seen at this time.
Including the slaughtered wild boar was gone, but there were traces of blood on the mud floor, spreading towards the camp.
Chun Yuyue and the Confucian scholars looked at the camp with blood stains, and saw a fat black boy covered in mud, who was dragging a fat hind leg of a dead pig, twisting his hands and feet to take the opportunity to slip away. That back, half a point does not have the demeanor of the prince of Daqin, but more like a pig thief!
“……”
Chun Yuyue and the Confucian scholars were stunned, and their faces twitched wildly.
It is worthy of being a stubborn stone in the world that made the great sage Han Fei of the Legalist also sink into the sand, so who is not desperate when he sees it?
Confused, Kong Sheng!
What is there to teach, to say so much, so that the younger generations of future generations how to deal with themselves!
They were desperate, but Yingzheng was happy, and with a light wave of his wet sleeves, he rode into the camp.
However, the pleasure is the pleasure, Ying Zheng glanced at the stubborn tiger hiding in the camp tent in front of the royal car, and couldn't help frowning again.
He ordered the Confucian scholars to teach Zihu, although he was deliberately disgusting and embarrassed, but then again, being a father is not a luxury, and the Confucian scholars can really educate him. This cowardly baby has great wisdom, and can refute all the Confucian scholars, if he can restrain his stubborn heart, he will be the tiger of the clan!
It was getting dusk and it was getting dark.
Ying Zheng climbed Mount Tai for the Zen Festival, and encountered heavy rain down the mountain, and his body and mind were tired, but he did not rest immediately after bathing and changing clothes, and began to review the Chengshan Song Shu to deal with the political affairs of the great empire.
This trip to the east made him feel a strong sense of uneasiness in his heart, and it seemed that only by being more diligent could he make the uneasiness a little less!
"Your Majesty, will you eat some meat soup?"
Zhao high-end meat soup and respectfully served it to the front of the case.
Ying Zheng was really hungry, so he bowed his head slightly.
Zhao Gao put the meat soup on the table, and put a pair of chopsticks into Ying Zheng's left hand.
Ying Zheng's attention was all on the music, and the chopsticks were stuffed into his hand, and he filled the meat from the bowl into his mouth and chewed.
But immediately, it was the Adam's apple surging: "yue~!" ”
The benevolent First Emperor ate and vomited, and after spitting out the meat in his mouth, he hurriedly picked up the tea and rinsed his mouth: "Whip today's cook!" ”
Seeing this, Zhao Gao couldn't help but look frightened, and hurriedly waved his hands and said: "Your Majesty, the meat soup is not cooked by the cook, but sent by Gongzi Zihu, saying that it is stewed with medicinal herbs, and it is very cold and nourishing. ”
Ying Zheng was stunned, thinking of the wild boar that the black fat boy slaughtered in front of the gate.
"This cowardly baby was not very close to me in the past, but she even knew that she would send a bowl of meat soup, which is rare filial piety......"
As he spoke, he looked down at the meat soup in the bowl, and then his expression froze, and the warmth in his heart disappeared in an instant.
Because there is no serious good meat in the lacquer bowl at all, it is only a pig that the common people do not want to eat.
He vomited, and it was caused by eating a piece of intestines!
"Rebel, sooner or later, he will be killed by a coward!!"
Ying Zheng scolded hatefully, and waved his hand to let Zhao Gaoxing go into the water.
Zhao Gao didn't dare to slack off, hurriedly removed the pig from the water, and soon replaced Yingzheng with a bowl of mutton soup.
But after Ying Zheng took a bite of mutton, he frowned again, and seemed to be very dissatisfied.
Zhao Gao knew that he was depressed today, and he didn't dare to come out in the atmosphere, and he was ready to whip the cook.
"Bring the meat soup that the rebel sent."
"Huh?"
Zhao Gao was stunned, and after reacting for a while, he waved his hand again: "Only!" ”
Fortunately, the bowl of pig water has not been poured out, because he tasted poison before, and he thinks it is quite appetizing, and wants to keep it for himself.
At this moment, since Yingzheng still wanted to eat, Zhao Gao had to swallow his saliva, and Baba brought it to the table again.
"I eat my lungs, I eat my intestines, okay?"
Ying Zheng saw that his own faithful was greedy, so he pushed the pig into the water and pushed it to the desk and shared the food with him.
Zhao Gao is not an internal servant, but a righteous Shangqing, good at riding a car, proficient in the law, well-read and strong, and good at writing.
Therefore, he was even loved by Yingzheng and Xin, so that he taught the little son Hu Hai, and it was common for him to eat at the same table!
"Yui."
Zhao Gao waved his hand, took the chopsticks and knelt on the side of the desk, and the two of them shared a bowl of pigs and went into the water.
Well, in fact, it can also be called boiled and burned, the taste is thick and mellow, and there is the spicy of wild onions and leeks!
Fang Yingzheng vomited the fat intestines, but the deliciousness of the boiled soup remained in his mouth, and the mutton looked dull when he ate it again, so Zhao Gao brought the boiled soup back. At this time, he avoided the large intestine and only ate lung slices, and he couldn't help but breathe for food, and a layer of hot sweat appeared on his head.
"Well, let's try it, there are strange delicacies at the bottom of this bowl, which are very delicious."
Ying Zheng ate the sliced fire covered under the intestines and lungs, as well as the fried triangular tofu, and let Zhao Gao taste it.
Zhao Gao first tasted a piece of fire, and then couldn't wait to eat a piece of fried tofu, shook his head and praised: "Absorb the rich soup, the former has the fragrance of wheat, and the latter has the fragrance of soybean (beans), which is really mellow." ”
Ying Zheng agreed, and at the same time put down his chopsticks like flying.
Zhao Gao tasted it lightly, kept the first emperor's favorite food, and only ate the intestines with a unique taste.
After a while, the two of them had already eaten up a bowl of boiled fire.
Can't get enough of it!
Two middle-aged men, a bowl of boiled fire, how can they eat enough?
"It's strange that this coward will scratch her mouth." Ying Zheng put down the chopsticks and scolded angrily.
Zhao Gao served him a silk handkerchief to wipe his mouth, and then picked up the soup at the bottom of the bowl, raised his neck and drank it all, smacking his lips and said: "Zihu Gongzi refuted the Confucianism today, which really made people angry, and Your Majesty doesn't have to be too harsh." ”
Ying Zheng was noncommittal, raised his eyes and said: "Can't you see that this cowardly refutes the Confucianism, just to escape my punishment." ”
"Furthermore, even if the Confucians are embarrassed, why should you and I be complacent, it is just a battle of will. Tomorrow's festival, Daqin will still be seen as a joke by his peers, and when the rumors spread in the future, he will be laughed at by the people of Qilu and all the people! ”
Zhao Gao packed up the dishes and chopsticks, and said with a slight mutter: "Zihu Gongzi can refute the Confucianism today, but I don't know if he can make the Confucianism bow down and be willing to prepare for the sacrifice tomorrow for His Majesty?" ”
Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Counting on that stubborn coward?" ”
Zhao Gao handed the bowl and chopsticks to the waiter, waved his hand and said: "Stubborn people must have stubborn wisdom, and it doesn't hurt to ask." ”
Ying Zheng threw down the handkerchief to wipe his mouth, and stood up: "What Qing said is reasonable, this cowardly baby has a lot of ideas to fight ghosts, and try to ask, even if it is useless...... Let's have a full stomach, too! ”
Zhao Gaoguaner, got up and followed.
The two monarchs and ministers came out of the imperial tent, and under the support of the guards and attendants, they went straight to the adjacent camp for the children of the clan.
Zhao Zihu's camp tent is easy to find, as long as the sense of smell is not out of order, it is impossible to go wrong with the rich smell of meat.
"Didn't you see it, I held the knife and glared, Chun Yuyue's old Confucian was so scared that he was scared to wet his clothes, so he almost pleaded guilty to his father in the mud."
"Childe is indeed majestic today, we will toast you."
"Drink to win!"
Outside the felt tent, several cauldrons were stewing pig-killing vegetables.
Inside the felt tent, a group of teenagers with duck voices were boasting about themselves and drinking.
Ying Zheng looked through the open curtain and couldn't help but twitch.
Wang Qian's eldest grandson Wang Li, Li Si's eldest son Li You, and Hu Hai and several other young sons are all inside.
Among them, the most eye-catching is Zhao Gao's daughter, who has a red face and a drunken face, mixed in a group of stinky boys, which is simply eyeless.
Ying Zheng turned his head to look at Zhao Gao, and found that his good friend's face was glowing green.
"See Your Majesty!!"
The waiter who lit the fire for the cauldron saw Yingzheng and his party coming in the night, and hurriedly got up and saluted loudly.
The teenagers who blew and drank in the felt tent suddenly heard the sound like mice seeing cats.
The wine is hidden, the clothes are tidied up, and the cowardice that drills under the table, there is no confusion for a while.
Wang Li is older, and he was the first to tie up his martial arts, and hurriedly went out of the account to greet Yingzheng: "Minister, Wang Li, see Your Majesty!" ”
Ying Zheng didn't glare at him angrily, and didn't say that he would be excused, so he passed by him and entered the felt tent.
Wang Li is different from the idle young people in the tent, before the eastern tour, Ying Zhengnian had little time to work hard in his mentor Wang Qian, in order to appease his heart, he let Wang Li inherit the title of Marquis of Wu Chengche, intact.
Today, Mount Tai Zen sacrifices to Haotian God, Wang Li and his father Wang Ben are among the courtiers, but now they are mixed in the juvenile pile.
In the eyes of Ying Zheng, this is somewhat childish and useless!
Bang –
Ying Zheng entered the tent, raised his leg and kicked Xiao Hu Hai out from under the table.
Then, with a straight face, he glanced at the young people in the tent and asked, "Where did you get the wine?" ”
The young men looked at each other, and no one dared to speak for a long time.
Ying Zheng Danfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said coldly: "Say! ”
The young men were so frightened that they all shook their heads, and then they raised their hands and pointed at the fat black boy.
"It was privately possessed by the imperial brother (Zihu Gongzi)."
Zhao Zihu glared at everyone angrily, and couldn't help shouting angrily: "You guys who have no righteousness, eat me and drink me, and dare to betray me!! ”