Chapter 5 Zihu Gongzi, I'm afraid I'm going to flee
"Of course, that's how it works, but you can't say that."
In the speechlessness of Ying Zheng and Zhao Gao, Zhao Zihu finally swallowed the strong pork belly in his mouth, and gasped: "Just today, my father will climb Mount Tai to worship the sky." ”
"The retainers heard Wang Li say that the rain did not fall early or late, but it only fell for a while at the end of the sacrifice."
"According to Erchen, it must be Haotian God, bless my Great Qin, and deliberately sent down the rain."
"Such auspicious signs, my father should send it to the world, inform the people of China, and celebrate the whole world!"
Ying Zheng: "??? ”
Zhao Gao: "??? ”
The two monarchs and ministers were stunned, holding the bowl and chopsticks, but they were dumbfounded.
This coward, where did you learn the skills of a famous artist, this is to say that black is white.
But, it's really this reason, the rainstorm after the end of the ritual can be seen as the angry punishment of the Emperor of Heaven, and it can also be seen as the blessing of the Emperor of Heaven, no matter how you say it!
Zhao Zihu took a sip of plum wine, and in the uncertainty of the monarch and the minister, he continued: "Today, when I climbed the mountain to worship the sky, the Qilu Confucian scholars did not go, but when they saw that God Haotian sent down Ganlin to bless Daqin, they all felt remorse, and they felt that it was against the will of heaven. ”
"Therefore, tomorrow's sacrifice, the Qilu Confucian scholars are unusual, enthusiastically preparing for the sacrifice, the father is disgusted with his generation and does not allow it, but his generation wants to die and kill a few on the spot, so the father can only agree, appease the other generation, and know that the mistake can improve the great."
"Well, just use this set of words, and it's also clear to the world!"
Ying Zheng: "!! ”
Zhao Gao: "!! ”
What is inverted black and white?
That's about it!
The two monarchs and ministers looked at each other, and they both laughed loudly for a long time.
Ying Zheng pointed at Zhao Zihu with chopsticks, and scolded with a smile: "Sure enough, he is a stubborn person, he must have stubborn wisdom, I issued a decree prohibiting the use of grain to make wine, in order to scratch on the mouth, you pondered to make wine with wild fruits, but you really figured it out." ”
"Now, a disappointing Taishan Feng Zen, from the mouth of you, a stubborn person, our Great Qin Tiger Wolf has become a frank gentleman, and the Qilu Confucian has become a narrow-minded villain, which is really a reversal of black and white!"
Zhao Zihu drained the huge wine bottle in one go, and said with a sigh of wine: "What is reversed black and white, what is reversed, now it is Daqin who has the final say, and now it is my father who has the final say, if you say it is white, it is not black, and no one can change it!" ”
"Daqin doesn't collapse for a day, this is the real thing, how to explain it to the Confucian scholars of Ren Qilu, it is also a real thing!"
"If Daqin collapses one day, even if the father is merciful, and the Qilu Confucian says that the father is cruel, then the father is cruel, and no one can argue for the father!"
Ying Zheng's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked up and down at Zhao Zihu, who was already drunk, his thick eyebrows furrowed slightly, and said: "Wu'er's words, although they sound domineering, but they are even more secretly depressed, why?" ”
Zhao Zihu froze: "Is there one?" ”
Ying Zheng bowed: "Yes! ”
Zhao Gao nodded: "Yes!" ”
Zhao Zihu scratched his chin and pondered for a moment before saying: "Xu is father and Zhao Fuling came to fight the autumn wind and ate all the delicacies that Erchen loves, so it makes Erchen feel irritable." ”
This is, of course,.
The depression in his heart is a hesitation about his future fate.
This time he accompanied the eastern tour, if he could meet Xu Fu's magic stick, he would have to ask for his life to go to sea to find immortal medicine together, and go to be an ancestor for Xiaori!
"Your baby has never been close to me......"
Ying Zheng also knew that Zhao Zihu was nonsense, put down the lacquer bowl that was clean for eating and drinking, and stood up and said: "Okay, you are also old, I won't ask you about your heart." ”
He has twenty-three sons under his knees, not counting the daughters, it is impossible to do everything in life, and the heavy state affairs also make him have no energy to do everything.
Even if Zhao Zihu is different, he is only one of his many children, he can't be like an ordinary father, always care about Zhao Zihu's growth troubles, what he can do is to find a suitable teacher for Zhao Zihu to teach.
The emperor's family does not have many children!
"Rest in peace, tomorrow Zen sacrifice, you will also go with the car."
Ying Zheng finally put down a sentence, and his footsteps were already walking out of the tent.
However, when he reached the door of the felt tent, he suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "Today in front of the gate, I have ordered all the Confucian scholars to teach you in the future. ”
Zhao Zihu was stunned: "They taught me? So what should Han Da do? ”
Ying Zheng smiled: "It's all your teacher, you can dispose of it!" ”
After that, he looked at Zhao Gao and pointed to the dozens of cans of new fruit wine that had been opened before, and then continued to walk forward and disappeared into the night outside the tent.
Zhao Gao greeted a group of forbidden army warriors, each person picked up a can of new wine, and packed it all away.
Zhao Zihu was willing to do it, immediately walked a few steps quickly, grabbed Zhao Gao's waist leather belt, and said: "Zhao Fu Ling, don't be too desperate, leave me a few cans, I just asked for credit for Sister Diao Chan." ”
Zhao Gao waved his hand in the direction where Yingzheng left, and said with a straight face: "Gao is ordered by His Majesty, and I also ask Gongzi not to make it difficult for Gao." ”
Zhao Zihu saw that he didn't give face, and immediately pulled his face down: "When did my father give Zhao Fu an order, why didn't I hear it?" ”
Zhao Gao was helpless: "Childe didn't hear it, didn't he see it either...... His Majesty looked at me and pointed to these clay pots, clearly asking me to take them away. ”
Zhao Zihu's fat face bloomed with a smile: "In my opinion, my father wants Zhao Fuling to drink all the wine!" Come on, feed Zhao Fuling to drink! ”
When the forbidden army soldiers heard this, they didn't laugh and hesitated to pour wine into Zhao Gao.
Zhao Gao: "......"
Sure enough, he is a stubborn person, and this ability to reverse black and white is too skillful.
If he goes to Yingzheng to ask for an edict, it seems that he is not doing things well, and he can't even put a baby on the table!
"Leave three cans of ...... for Zihu Gongzi"
"Five cans!"
"Leave five cans ......"
Zhao Gao had no temper at all, and asked the forbidden army to leave five cans of wine, and fled as if he was leaving in a hurry.
Ying Zheng has not gone far, Zhao Gao quickly caught up, and was ashamed to report Zhao Zihu to leave five cans of wine, Ying Zheng listened: "Give him the wine that he can keep with his ability...... Summoned Han Fei to see me. ”
Zhao Gao waved his hand: "Only." ”
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A quarter of an hour later, Han Fei, a great sage of the Legalist who was full of alcohol, was unloaded by Zhao Gao and led into the imperial tent.
"Minister, Han Fei, meet His Majesty the First Emperor!"
Han Fei waved his hand and saluted upward, although he was drunk, he did not mess with the number of salutes.
Ying Zheng was already reviewing the bamboo slips again, and he didn't raise his head and asked: "Zihu is angry in his heart, you are Zihu's teacher, do you know why?" ”
As a father, he is probably like this, he always doesn't want to show too much in front of his children, but he cares more than anyone else in private.
Han Fei blinked, hesitated and waved his hand: "Minister, don't dare to say it." ”
Ying Zheng was slightly stunned, and finally raised his head, looked at Han Fei's fluttering eyes, frowned and said, "Let's say, I am not guilty!" ”
Han Fei gritted his teeth, waved his hand and bowed: "Zihu Gongzi, I'm afraid I'm going to flee." ”
Ying Zheng was really stunned this time, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "Escape...... Desertion?!! ”