Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Baby's New Friend: Uncle Stone
When Chu Ling and Su Wenqing were about to make a fierce contact at the Linghu family, one big and one small in the Linglong Immortal Hall were chatting with stinky farts!
In the center of the Linglong Immortal Hall stands a huge statue, standing with his hands in his hands, looking at the sky! It is the outrageous stone statue of Cheng Dรน, the manager of Linglong Immortal Island. And at this moment, on the shoulder of the stone statue sits a small figure. It's a cute and invincible little baby.
The baby shook his little feet back and forth, pouting his little mouth, and seemed to be a little bored.
"Uncle Stone, Mom said there would be bad guys coming here, but why wasn't there a single figure?" said the baby weakly. If it weren't for Su Wenqing saying that staying on Linglong Immortal Island would be fun, he wouldn't have stayed here obediently. You know, Linglong Xiandao is being tossed thoroughly by him and chirps, rabbits and dolls, and I'm tired of playing!
And the world of flowers outside is what he yearns for at the moment!
The originally expressionless stone statue suddenly appeared with a smile, and said a little helplessly: "Baby, everything needs to be strategized before acting! This time the matter is too big, and those bad people with ulterior motives naturally need to take a long time to be fully prepared!"
"Moreover, there are too many forces involved this time, and no one wants to be the most likely unflattering bird!
"What a hassle...... the baby shrugged his nose and frowned.
"Baby, you're still young. You must know that the human heart is sinister, there are many good people in this world, and there are many bad people combined!" the stone statue admonished.
"Got it...... the baby waved his hand a little impatiently, and said very angrily: "Who can deceive the smartest baby in the world?"
Seeing that the stone statue still had a tendency to continue, the little baby hurriedly said: "I know that Uncle Shixiang is smart, but are you as smart as my little mothers? Moreover, I have inherited all the good genes of my parents! Not only can you not beat your father, but you will also be cowardly when you see your mother!"
The stone statue shook his head with a wry smile, feeling helpless. He forgot about the women of the Chu family. He was not afraid of Chu Ling, not even Tianmen and all the men of the Chu family, but he was only afraid of the women of the Chu family!
This group of women gathering together is the real rebellion......
"Baby, can you not be so shocking......" The stone statue took a pitiful warm offensive. Ever since I met him, the baby has been coming here every day. It's just because he and the baby are very compatible and have a common language!
For example, Wen Xiang's ass is very warped, and she will definitely give birth to a son in the future. For example, nephrite has slender legs, which is absolutely powerful when it comes to the joy of fishing and water!
Whenever these things are mentioned, the stone statue will sigh that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! And he has long been unable to keep up with the pace of the times!
"And...... Uncle Shikzu's skin is thicker than Dad's, and he is afraid of blows? Then the old sow will go up the tree!" The baby has long seen through the essence of the stone statue. If you want to learn well, stay away from Uncle Stone. However, if you want to learn badly, then you must worship Uncle Shixiang as a teacher. Because, under the earnest teaching of Uncle Shixiang, you can leave the school in just seven days without any effort!
Save time, effort and money. This is the experience summed up by the baby in just a few days together!
"Who said that I was thicker than your obscene father? At this point, no one dares to argue with your father!" At this point, the stone statue will definitely not admit that he is better than Chu Ling, this is a matter of principle, and it will lose face!
This is not a flower that can be worn on the head to make yourself more beautiful! It is not an eye-catching gold and jade.
"You dare to slander the baby's handsome and dashing, wise and martial father in front of the baby? The baby is very angry, and the consequences are very strict!" The baby's white and tender little face was full of anger, and he stood on the shoulder of the stone statue and shouted at the stone statue. But there was a smile in the big black eyes that were rolling around...,
"What are the consequences?" the stone statue pretended to be frightened, but laughed in his heart. The little baby who often dismantles his daddy's desk will defend his daddy, unless the sun comes out of the west!
"Attack it in groups, make you smaller, smaller and smaller!" the baby's two chubby little hands kept gesturing. The body of the stone statue is too tall, although sitting on the shoulder of the stone statue can raise his eyes into the distance, but this makes him too small!
"Baby, you just envy me for growing up and tall, don't be so suppressed!" Looking at the appearance of this little baby, the idea of beating him is not a day or two, and today he finally showed his fox tail!
The people and things that can be tossed in Linglong Immortal Island have been tossed by the hooligan four-person group led by Xiaobao, and he seems to be the only one who escaped by luck! If he hadn't been able to control Linglong Immortal Island, he would definitely have been tossed miserably!
And now the little baby is actually planning such a big conspiracy against him!
"Is there one?" the baby pretended to be innocent, and accidentally poked the old bottom out. During this time, he was discussing with Chirp, Rabbit, and Doll how to make the stone statue smaller!
At this time, the stone statue is still a little afraid! On Linglong Immortal Island, the four little guys of the little baby are simply lawless. Although it will not make the entire Linglong Immortal Island full of miasma and complaints, it is also panicked. Everyone who comes into contact with these four little guys will be on guard!
The lawlessness of these four little guys is not a fox and a fake tiger, but the capital of lawlessness itself. If these four little guys work together to fight the enemy, under the conditions that the earth is restricted everywhere today, no one really dares to touch its edge!
"Little guy, you're still too tender in my pretend!" said the stone statue viciously, deciding in his heart to take good defensive measures, although he can preside over Linglong Immortal Island, there are some places that he can't reach!
For example, the place where Chu Ling's gang of women lived!
No matter how innocent the baby pretends to be, he can't hide it from the stone statue that can be called a shameless grandmaster!
"Hmph, who let you have nothing to do with growing so big, why do you have to fly for a long time every time the baby comes up, and I'm tired to death......" The baby couldn't hide it, so he simply admitted it generously, and found a comfortable excuse for himself!
But in the eyes of the stone statue, this excuse has no credibility at all! Because every time the baby comes up, he will cut the space, and he will arrive in a moment! For the little baby who can be called a demon in terms of spatial attainment, he will be tired? Only a fool will believe it!
"Do you think I want to be so big? It's not that the bastard who made me said that he is domineering and arrogant! If Lao Tzu had the right to choose, he would rather be a small and delicate little jasper!" The stone statue seemed to be quite resentful of this, and couldn't help but scold angrily.
The baby's big black eyes are piercing and blinking, and they are very cute. The sudden change in stone statues was obviously unexpected!
"Uncle Stone, the three of them and I are ready, or I'll operate on you now. We're going to pull you out of the sea of suffering, you can't endure it like this anymore, we want to resist, we want to be ......free," the little baby smiled innocently, but he was smiling in his heart.
The stone statue shivered, only to feel a chill all over it. He is the body of a stone, and the material of this stone is not ordinary, otherwise how can he have an independent mind?
But now I feel a chill, what does this mean? The answer is obvious......
"Excuse me, excuse me, ......" The stone statue hurriedly waved his hand, and let the four eccentric little guys who took it as their duty to operate on themselves? That would really be better than self-destructing his mind and disappearing into heaven and earth! Not to mention that his body could change in size freely. It's just that most of the time he is in a state of emptiness, controlling the operation of the entire Linglong Immortal Island!
The little baby saw that the stone statue had been guarding himself, and his heart was also ruthless. I'm thinking about discussing it with Chirp, Bunny and Doll, and find a time to secretly implement the plan!
The future fate of the stone statue is really worrying......
[I'll change it here today.,Tomorrow I'll start to resume normal updates.,I'll also try to make up for the three chapters I owe!]