Chapter 98: The Old Foxes Knew It
"A man is so slender, naturally he is not beautiful, after all, to be the first male pet for people, you have to have a good body."
Fat Qing'er complained about Zhang Liang very cooperatively, and then turned the conversation back and said: "But women are different from men, they are really not beautiful if they are too strong, I want to become a fair lady, it's understandable, right?" ”
Zhao Zihu bowed his head and said: "It's really understandable, so I said, it's time for you to lose weight." ”
"Remember a few points, keep your mouth shut and open your legs, that is, practice more martial arts and consume ...... Eat smaller, more frequent meals a day, divide a meal into several meals, and then eat lighter...... Go to bed early and get up early, develop a regular schedule and rest, and naturally become a fair lady! ”
Fat Qing'er was stunned and said strangely: "Childe really understands this?" ”
Zhao Zihu said: "What is this, I still know more postures." ”
Fat Qing'er pointed to a pimple on her chin, and asked expectantly: "I have been suffering from such acne on my face recently, and my skin is becoming haggard and dull yellow. ”
Zhao Zihu said casually: "Honey! Honey is a good thing, especially pure natural honey, applied to the skin, can remove scars and can be beautiful, drink a glass of warm water with honey every day, can also regulate the essence of the body, make people refreshed. ”
"By the way, there are also egg whites with milk and rice wine, which are also good things to keep your face and look good."
"In addition, the weight loss method I mentioned earlier is also applicable to the appearance and beauty, as long as people take care of their bodies, they will naturally look radiant!"
He knows a lot of skin care things, because he also had pimples in his previous life, and his parents even gave him Chinese medicine to regulate endocrine for a period of time.
However, in this pre-Qin period, many medicinal materials have not yet been introduced, and it is useless to talk too much.
For example, aloe vera, which is also a good skin care product like natural honey, is still in the West, and was introduced to China in the Tang Dynasty, when the Silk Road prosperity reached its peak.
For another example, the cucumber that girls in later generations loved to use was also brought back by Zhang Qian from the West.
"Well, thank you for your advice, Qing wrote down the ......"
Fat Qing'er got up and waved her hands and thanked her solemnly.
Zhao Zihu waved his hand indifferently: "Hurry up and eat, eat enough today, and then have the strength to lose weight!" ”
Fat Qing'er sat down, grabbed a big meat bun, nodded heavily, and said, "What the son said, only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight...... Ahh ”
Xiang Liyue shook her head helplessly, these two pure foodies, even if their bodies grow in the future, they may not be able to lose weight.
However, in her heart, she wrote down all the methods that Zhao Zihu said about losing weight and maintaining beauty.
is still the same sentence, just like Yingzheng pursues immortality, beauty also pursues beauty forever, and now Fat Qinger has helped her set the method out, and she always has to try it when she goes back!
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After eating breakfast, it is time to warm up and eliminate food, and start practicing martial arts.
With the swordsmanship of one enemy and many swordsmanship, Zhao Zihu has mastered it, but if he wants to be proficient, he can only practice with many people.
Xiang Liyue and Fat Qing'er went down in person, practiced with him, and fed him tricks.
The facts are indeed as Xiang Li said the day before yesterday, when he really faced the enemy, Zhao Zihu's half-hung swordsmanship, which seemed to be very awesome, had no actual combat effect at all.
The aunt and nephew did it together, and Zhao Zihu's half-hung swordsmanship couldn't be used at all, and under the clumsiness, the helmet was knocked by the aunt and nephew, and he was not embarrassed for a while.
If this was really a vicious fight, his head would have been cut down by his aunt and nephew eight hundred times!
However, Zhao Zihu seriously suspected that the aunt and nephew personally went to feed him in order to take revenge on him.
One retaliates for his foul speech last night, the other retaliates for his foul speech when he was eating, and the scabbard goes straight to his helmet, and it is not sparing any hand, and the blow shakes him dizzy!
"Remember the point I taught, no matter how many enemies there are in the melee, try to have only one person in front of you......"
"We attack you at the same time, you don't have to rush to fight back, if you can move your feet, move your feet, let me and Qing'er, only one person can attack you, and then launch a counterattack......"
Xiang Liyue had a good time, avenged the revenge of being complained about last night, and finally began to seriously instruct Zhao Zihu.
And Zhao Zihu, naturally, was as good as a stream, and immediately took a few steps back to open the distance, and then moved to the side, facing Fat Qing'er, so that Xiang Liyue fell into a dead end of the attack.
Well, Fat Qing'er's swordsmanship is obviously not as good as Xiang Liyue, and the persimmon is soft and pinched first!
He continued to move, always keeping Xiang Liyue in the dead end of the attack, fighting with Fat Qing'er for one or two swords from time to time, and then quickly withdrew and continued to move.
At first, the aunt and nephew were still at ease, but gradually, Zhao Zihu seemed to find a feeling, and the pressure on the aunt and nephew suddenly doubled.
In other words, the pressure on the fat Qing'er who was targeted by Zhao Zihu doubled, and he had to fight with him to attack and defend!
Xiang Liyue sensed the urgency of the eldest niece, so she also became serious, quickly moved to find an attack angle, and launched a joint attack with Fat Qing'er from time to time.
And so, the sound of the scabbard striking the armor returned!
The three of them devoted themselves to the sparring competition, and the time inevitably passed very quickly, and the sound of the golden drum before the royal drive set off sounded, which could be regarded as interrupting the sparring competition of the three people.
Fat Qing'er was already tired and sweating, and the hilt of the sword in one hand had become a two-handed hilt, otherwise the sword would not be able to be lifted.
Hearing the sound of the golden drum at this moment, Fat Qing'er suddenly breathed a sigh of amnesty, but before she could put away her sword and stop, Zhao Zihu moved again, leaving Xiang Liyue in a dead end of the attack.
Then, a scabbard slapped on the slack fat Qing'er's buttocks.
Smack-
In the crisp sound, Fat Qing'er jumped three feet high in pain: "Ahhh~!" ”
Zhao Zihu was beaten all morning, and finally returned the scabbard, and was satisfied with the knife to stop, and said hesitantly: "Fat girl, you are distracted, this is a big taboo when facing the enemy." ”
Fat Qing'er stood on the sword in one hand and gasped, covered her ass with the other, and complained to Xiang Liyue in shame: "Auntie, he beat me...... Ass ......"
Xiang Liyue was also drenched in sweat at this time, and while adjusting her rapid breathing, she glared at Zhao Zihu with disgust and reprimanded: "Women's ass, can you beat it indiscriminately?!" ”
Zhao Zihu subconsciously said: "The sister-in-law's half-pulled ass is my brother-in-law's, and the eldest niece is the same, and if I beat it, I ......will beat it."
Xiang Liyue hadn't heard this slang, but she could probably understand the meaning, and suddenly her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly and touched the horsewhip on her waist: "Huh?!" ”
Zhao Zihu shrank his neck, and immediately changed his words and waved his hand to Fat Qing'er and apologized: "Don't be ashamed of the eldest niece, uncle, I am also an unintentional mistake." ”
"Besides, there is a lot of meat on the buttocks, and it won't hurt if you hit it, but if your uncle's scabbard is hit on the side, you're afraid it will hurt even more."
"Okay, don't pout...... Come on, come on, my uncle will rub you ......"
After he finished his two serious words, he began to be serious again, stretched out his salty pig hand, and was about to rub Fat Qing'er's buttocks.
Fat Qing'er took a few steps back with a red face and hid directly behind Xiang Liyue: "Ni Xiangkai, who wants you to rub it~!" ”
Xiang Liyue's whip has been drawn, and if he shakes off the whip, he will beat someone.
Zhao Zihu was also not interested in Fat Qing'er's fat ass, he just wanted to tease her, and when he saw this, he immediately collected the salty pig hands, and ran to the felt tent: "The royal car is about to set off, you should also hurry back to accompany the eldest father......
Xiang Liyue shook her head helplessly, put away her horsewhip and said to Fat Qing'er: "You don't have to be like him." ”
Fat Qing'er pouted and said, "My aunt should beat him up so that he can have a long memory." ”
Xiangli Yuewaner: "I see his temperament, for a while, I can't correct it, let's teach it slowly in the future." ”
Fat Qing'er huffed angrily: "I won't come tomorrow, lest he always tease me." ”
Xiang Liyue nodded lightly noncommittally, and said in her heart: [If you can hold back and not be greedy, you can naturally not come, and I didn't force you, from the beginning, you were greedy yourself, and you had to come with you to eat delicious food! 】
Later, the aunt and nephew said goodbye to Zhang Liang and left the camp for the children of the clan.
Zhao Zihu hid in the imperial tent, and when he saw them leaving, he immediately said to Zhao Tuo: "After a while, let's hurry up and whip up, together with my eldest brother Wang Li's rear army, rush to the front of the royal car, and when we arrive at the camp, you will teach me to practice the art of grappling with bare hands." ”
Zhao Tuo knew his intentions, smiled and waved his hand and said: "If the son wants to learn, Tuo will teach him, but the method of taming his wife taught by Zhang Liang, I think most of them are unreliable, and the son should not be similar." ”
He is a man who has already started a family, and naturally knows the horror of women, Zhang Liang's way of taming his wife, to be honest, is ridiculous in his opinion.
Even if it's his body, I'm afraid he can't stand it, and in the end, most of the husband didn't boost him, but hooked up his wife's addiction, and he waited to squeeze it every day, and he didn't have to suffer the crime.
"You have to give it a try, otherwise, what kind of system will it become to be trained like a grandson by that melon lady all day long?!"
Zhao Zihu said stupidly.
Zhao Tuo bowed his head, this is the truth, he saw that Zhao Zihu was disciplined by Xiang Liyue as his son, and he was really ashamed of Zhao Zihu.
Zhang Liang's method doesn't matter whether it's useful or not, he always has to give it a try, if it can be done, won't Zhao Zihu be majestic?
Otherwise, it's not a problem to keep going like this!
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The sun is like fire, and the royal car is already setting off for camp.
Ying Zheng sat in the stuffy car, looking through the notes delivered by the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, and Zhao Gao was accompanying him to fan the wind.
Yesterday, Ying Zheng ordered Meng Yi to transcribe and integrate the two new official systems into one, and distribute them to the accompanying civil and military personnel, and the advisers of the order gave detailed advice and advice.
First, it is really necessary for the ministers to pick up the gaps, after all, he and Zhao Zihu cannot be all-encompassing.
Second, I also want to see the reaction of the civil and military ministers to the new official system.
At this time, the note that Ying Zheng looked at was the note presented by the civil and military forces for the new official system.
There are words and things.
There are also big rainbow farts blowers.
Of course, it is indispensable to feel that this official system restricts the power of the monarch and does not conform to the values of today's people, and criticizes it for deviant.
Well, yes.
If you suddenly give him the right to limit the rights of your master, he still thinks about you and feels worthless for you!
Of course, it's not that they're all cheap.
There is really that it is only out of loyalty to the king, so as to consider the government.
After all, no matter what Yingzheng thinks in his heart, whether he treats his courtiers as his own sheepdogs, but on the surface he is willing to give his courtiers honor.
For example, the founder of the country, who can be in harmony with the founding heroes, monarchs and ministers, he is one of the more typical ones.
Wang Jian and Wang Ben's father and son are so awesome, give Liu Bang to Zhu Yuanzhang, I'm afraid they will be chopped up and punished 800 times.
But Yingzheng, don't you treat the father and son well!
If it is only because the father and son are sensible and keen on self-defilement, that Yingzheng put down the butcher's knife, this reason is obviously not valid.
Because, Wang Li, the new generation of the Wang family, is still reused.
In the final analysis, Yingzheng has enough self-confidence and enough open-mindedness, which has nothing to criticize, and can even be used as an example!
There is such a monarch, and the ministers are naturally extremely supportive, and it is naturally not surprising that they are loyal to the monarch for the sake of winning the government!
"Mohists and Confucianism, it's really a special case......
Ying Zheng was sweating profusely, and after reading the music one by one, he probably understood the thoughts of the ministers, and couldn't help muttering.
The most enthusiastic about restricting the monarch's power is undoubtedly the Mo family's vassals, all of whom support the new official system, and even those who are not afraid of death, and there are really a few ways to restrict the monarch's power.
It made Yingzheng speechless!
When I watched the music, I scolded my mother more than once in my heart, and my junior kicked my nose in the face!
The second Confucian courtiers are mavericks among mavericks, because they do not agree with each other.
There are supporters, like the Mo family's vassals, who are not afraid of death to add opinions on restricting the monarchy's power.
But there are also those who are cheap, who oppose the restriction of the king's power.
These sour Confucians are just different and ruthless, and no one can understand what they think.
After the unification of the six countries of Daqin, the county system was to be fully implemented, and Chun Yuyue was the first to jump out to oppose it.
This time in the new official system, Chun Yuyue did not object, and took the lead in the charge, adding opinions on restricting the monarch's power!
But not all other Confucian ministers are of the same mind as him, and there are those who have to hold on to the ancient system to death and oppose the new official system.
Their point of view is also very simple, thinking that once this system is implemented, the monarch will not be the monarch and the minister will not be the minister, and it will mess up the social program!
In this regard, Ying Zheng can only secretly scold his generation for not eating the ancients, and they all deserve to be a shepherd dog for a lifetime!
"Hmm...... How come there is no Lees's recital? ”
After Ying Zheng sighed, he finally realized that the most trusted Aichen didn't seem to have delivered the music, so he asked Zhao Gao.
Zhao Gao tried to fan him, and explained with a strange expression: "Li Xiang's eldest son is about to go to sea, so he is overly worried and sick. ”
Ying Zheng faced Zhao Gao's strange expression, but he was stunned, and then his expression became strange.
No matter how superb Li Si's acting skills are, he can't hide from the old fox of the same level after all, Zhao Gao can see that he is paving the way for his eldest son Li You, and of course Ying Zheng can also see it.
The two of them are tacit!
"Then let him rest and recuperate, send someone to tell him, I want to try out the new official system in the civil and military accompaniment, he and Wang Juan's left and right prime ministers are about to become the front and back, the left and right middle five phases, who to choose for the prime minister's position, I haven't thought ......about it yet."
Yingzheng is quiet.
When Zhao Gao heard this, a smile also appeared on his face: "Only." ”
Prime Minister, the news reached Li Si's ears, if he can still sit still, he is considered powerful!
(End of chapter)