Chapter 157: Laughing to Death! I am the first emperor, and I was regarded as Xiang Yu
From Surabaya Pavilion to Langya, when Sima Xin and others came, it took three hours to hurry up......
Ying Zhengye and Zhao Tuo, a group of ten people, although they traveled lightly, but they traveled by night, and they did not go fast, and it took five hours before they entered the territory of Pei County at the end of the second day.
Due to a slight makeover, they can't be as smooth as Zhao Zihu's previous inspection of immigrants, and every time they pass through a county, they need to dismount, show their road legends, and accept an inquest.
The road rumor was issued by Langya County Shoufan Gai, and he went to Xianyang to visit relatives......
In Daqin, even if it is the emperor, he can't be like the later Kang Mazi, he can go wherever he wants, if there is no road transmission, Yingzheng may just leave the imperial driving camp for ten miles, and he will be arrested as a lawbreaker.
I think that at the beginning, Shang Jun's "self-killing" was because of this.
And Zhao Zihu followed the intention of Yingzheng and wanted to come out for a private visit together, because he saw that Emperor Laozi's mentality had gradually improved recently, and he let such a strange stone be stirred up, which was not worth it for him, and I hoped that he would come out to relax.
More importantly, Zhao Zihu also hoped that Emperor Lao Tzu could meet with Liu Bang, an old brother, to see if Zu Long and Han Gaozu could have any subtle reactions when they got together.
When they arrived in Pei County, they found an inn to stay at random, and there was something in their hearts, Yingzheng slept very lightly, and after a short rest, he suddenly woke up.
As soon as he turned over and sat up, he sighed, and saw the baby take a few steps from the next room, push the door and break in, with a very bad smile on his face.
"Daddy! Wake up. Going out for a bite to eat together? "When he went out with a disguised identity, Zhao Zihu naturally had to use such a cordial name.
Cordial is cordial, but Ying Zheng heard it, and he felt too casual and seemed to be a child, he deliberately turned pale before nodding.
Seeing this, Zhao Zihu also pulled the corners of his mouth, turned around and walked out, and said, "Then I'll wait for you at the door." Ay! Dad, now it's a private interview with Weifu. You can't always hold it like this......"
Yingzheng is not a dull person, how could he sleep and forget his identity at this time, just facing such a cowardly baby, no matter how serious a person is, he will be a little nervous.
He snorted helplessly, tidied up his clothes, and walked out of the door, but when he saw Zhao Zihu beside him, Zhao Tuo and others dressed in ordinary nursing homes all squeezed their hands at him.
"I've seen the lord!"
"Hmm. Zilong and the other two followed our father and son, and the others guarded the horses and belongings at the inn. After Ying Zheng gave the order, he should leave first.
Zhao Zihu followed suit, Zhao Tuo and a few people responded with "only", and followed closely, and the rest of the Ruishi quietly retreated.
Stepping out of the inn, it is Peixian Street, it is the beginning of the hour, the wind and the sun are beautiful, the pedestrians come and go endlessly, and the laughter and laughter come and go.
In such a situation, Ying Zheng couldn't help but be stunned, and looked at the cowardly baby with some surprise, and muttered: "This is not like the new official system has only been implemented for a few months." ”
Zhao Zihu smiled noncommittally, but he was thinking in his heart, of course! This is actually the actions of Xiao He and Liu Bang, and this pair of good friends can always hit the king by surprise......
Ying Zheng didn't care what the baby was thinking, and continued to open his legs, stopping and going, he heard that the people around him would always mention "Liu Sange", and he felt even more confused, and at the same time there was a faint trace of dissatisfaction.
"Who is this Third Brother Liu? The fame is even greater than that of Feng Gao, the county magistrate of Peixian County, who I appointed. ”
When Zhao Zihu heard this, he shook his head amusedly, and coughed lightly as a reminder, [Don't forget your current identity! Dad. 】
"Got it!"
Ying Zheng flicked his sleeves impatiently, raised his eyes, pointed to the situation, and walked in first.
Zhao Zihu took a look and found that this was a restaurant at the west end of the street, composed of more than a dozen wooden pillars, rammed earth and thatch, and when he stepped into the door, he could see two large chimneys on the left and right, one side was used to warm wine, and the other was used to stew and grill food.
There are only ten large and small seats in the restaurant, four to six people in the small seats, and the large seats can accommodate more than a dozen people.
"Hey! Drink drink ......"
"Five of you, aren't you? This side please. ”
There was only one restaurant in the restaurant, and he smiled innocently and welcomed Yingzheng and Zhao Zihu to the mat diagonally opposite the seven or eight people.
Originally, he had suffered and sinned in Handan when he was a child, but at this time, Yingzheng also completely let go, kicked off the cloth shoes, and sat down on the top of the bunk.
Zhao Zihu and Zhao Tuo also sat down in turn, and he raised his head and greeted: "Shop!" What good food and wine do you have here, just serve it! ”
I can feel that this old man and young man who are eight feet five are definitely not easy to mess with, not to mention that they also brought a sword to the nursing home, the store did not dare to slack off, enthusiastically brought tea, scooped it up for several people, responded to the "good", and went to prepare wine and food.
In addition, the seven or eight people also glanced at this side curiously, and their eyes focused on the bearded Ying Zheng, but they didn't dare to talk about anything, only muttered in their hearts, this character is more like an official than Liu Sange and Xiao Gongcao?
The wine and food are ready-made, and soon they came up, all of them are some ordinary steamed stewed chickens, ducks and fish, the fruit wine is warm, the taste is slightly astringent, not as good as Zhao Zihu's own brewing, he tasted a few bites, and was about to put down the chopsticks, when he suddenly heard that it was becoming more and more noisy outside.
It was a broken gong voice, shouting loudly on the street: "The emperor has an order." I will soon pass through Pengcheng, and the counties will recruit and transfer people, and pay close attention to the renovation of official roads in various places......"
The broken gong shouted twice, and the seven or eight people at the other table were happy, and they shouted continuously, got up, and ran out.
"Hah! It's Fan Xu, Fan Xue is being the third brother's trumpeter again. ”
"Let's go! Without the third brother, this wine is really boring! ”
One of them spoke, and he came this way without a trace.
He probably thought that no one was aware, but he never thought that the people at this table were not idle people.
"This Third Brother Liu again?" Ying Zheng pretended to snort disdainfully and continued to eat the food, but in fact, his mind had drifted outside.
Zhao Zihu was also paying attention, he only listened, and the seven or eight people hulala hugged in front of the broken gong voice, and shouted: "Eh! Third brother, Fan Xu. How many of our brothers are drinking! Come. Come in and have a few drinks, right? ”
"No! There is an errand today, an errand ordered by the emperor Lao'er. You can't handle it blindly! Immediately, a voice replied lazily, and Zhao Zihu felt that this person seemed to be looking for a random place on the street to lean on or lie down.
Sure enough, there were objections from outside.
"I have to take a break from my errands! Third brother. You don't feel tired leaning on the ox cart! But you also have to be more volume, our Fan Brother and Xiahou Ying Brother. ”
Xiahou Ying then echoed: "Yes! Third brother. You see, I drove the car from the east to the west, and Fan Xu has been shouting for so long, and his voice is hoarse! ”
Fan Hao also cooperated and made a "hum, cough, cough" sound.
"Hey! OK, OK, OK. Take a break, drink and go to ......"
Liu Bang compromised and said, his voice listened, but it was more pleasant than everyone else, and it was obvious that he was putting up a shelf before.
"Come, come, come! Third brother. Inside, please! ”
In the blink of an eye, everyone surrounded Liu Bang and a few people and returned to the restaurant.
Ying Zheng and Zhao Zihu took advantage of the situation to look over.
Seeing Liu Bang, Emperor Laozi's first reaction was that his expression became cautious. Then he laughed, raised his hand and waved it lightly: "Wrong! This is clearly nothing more than a ruffian. ”
Seeing the old rascal who would have become Han Gaozu, Zhao Zihu's first thought was, good guy! Brother Xin Liu Bei is the pure descendant of this person, and there is no one with this big earlobe, anti-counterfeiting certificate......
He even began to wonder if the Buddha statues were shaped into big earlobes in order to cater to the emperor of the Han dynasty when Buddhism spread eastward.
And that Fan Xu, in his opinion, in addition to being shorter than himself, is a black bear spirit alive.
Xiahou Ying is nothing special, he belongs to the kind of person who doesn't stand with Liu Bang and Fan Xu, no one knows him at all.
The three of them were let by the seven or eight people to the first seat of the original table, and they didn't ask the store to serve any more wine, but first touched a bowl of the previous wine.
"Come on! Drink ......"
However, after taking a sip, Liu Bang felt something, turned his face away, and glanced here, Zhao Zihu felt that he seemed to be paying attention to his own Lao Tzu, and seemed to be focusing on himself.
Immediately afterwards, Liu Bang was stunned and greeted the shopkeeper: "Ah Liang! Serve wine and food again, brothers, this meal is my ...... today."
Before he finished speaking, he saw that the shopkeeper was bowing his head and rubbing his hands, and his face was embarrassed.
"What's wrong? Are you afraid that I Liu Bang can't afford to pay money? ”
"It's not! Third brother. Your account has been hanging for two months! ”
"Then you can add another one, and I will give you the total end of the party......"
Sensing that the store was still holding still, Liu Bang looked disappointed and sighed: "Hey! Can't you trust me Liu Bang like that? I, Liu Bang, am in Pei County, when did I really owe anyone money. ”
"However, third brother, it will take three or four months to finish each time. I can't afford this small business! The shopkeeper still scratched his head, pitiful, and didn't move.
Others were also busy persuading.
"Huh! Third brother, third brother. Ah Liang is not sensible, don't take it to heart. ”
"Ah Liang! Go get some food and drink. It's still my ...... today."
"How's that going to work? If you drink with me Liu Bang, there is no reason to let my brother pay for it. ”
Another person pressed his hand and said: "I'll talk about it later, I'll talk about it later!" But, third brother. Isn't this list of laborers a matter of Xiao Gongcao? How did it happen to you today? ”
"You don't know! Brothers. Xiao Gongcao asked the Pengcheng County Commander to summon over there early yesterday morning! Our Feng County Order, we can only let me, who has a good relationship with him, do it for him......"
Liu Bang said with a smile, as soon as he said this, he was energetic: "Speaking of this Pengcheng County!" It's been a lively two days. And guess what? Someone caught a strange rock in the river over there! ”
"Strange rocks? What strange rocks? ”
Including Fan Hao and Xiahou Ying, everyone also raised their spirits, and their eyes, big or small, were wide open.
"A strange stone with words engraved on it!" Liu Bang took a sip of the wine bowl, looking leisurely.
The ladies asked in unison, "What words are engraved?" ”
"Long Xian Pengcheng!"
Liu Bang said quickly, and before he finished speaking, he immediately felt a chill roll through the back of his neck.
It's the feeling of being stared at again.
But he felt that this time it was just a moment.
Liu Bang didn't sense that the person was near him, and at this moment, he really had a killing intent towards him.
When Ying Zheng said "Long Xian Pengcheng" in Liu Bang, he did have the urge to kill Zhao Tuo to cut this old rascal......
However, Zhao Zihu shook his head at him and stopped in a low voice: "Dad! If you are convicted for your words, then your previous changes will be in vain. ”
"Humph! I'll listen to you. But later, you go and call this man, and I'm going to talk to him!" Ying Zheng stroked his beard and said angrily.
Zhao Zihu smiled: "We don't need to shout, he will send it to the door." In fact, you can see for yourself that the old boy is already calculating us! ”
His eyes slowly narrowed, and Ying Zheng did not respond to the instigation, but picked up the chopsticks to get the stewed fish and meat.
Liu Bang was still talking at that table, and the topic naturally turned to Pengcheng Xiangjiazhuang.
"Xiao Gongcao told me that Pengcheng Xiang could never be the hand that threw this strange stone, and there must be another black hand behind this. But who can say for sure......"
Liu Bang's white and beardless face, the soft flesh trembled lightly, and he said playfully: "Speaking of this clan!" Especially Xiang Liang, he is really a lord who likes to toss, he was originally a subordinate minister......"
"He once repeatedly violated the prohibitions of Daqin as a prime minister, and got out because he privately befriended heroic officials. In the past few years, he has not only taken most of the Xiang clan to Pengcheng. According to rumors, Xiang Liang has also accumulated a force in Wu County! ”
As he spoke, his eyes swept towards Ying Zheng again, and sure enough, he saw that Zhao Zihu seemed to be stimulated by something, and suddenly grabbed the wine bowl with his left hand, and smashed it on the table.
Xiang family?
Dare to swagger to Pei County......
Liu Bang smiled, stood up with a "whoosh", pressed his hand on the short sword at his waist, and didn't care about the stunned eyes of the brothers, and approached Yingzheng's seat step by step.
Everyone at this table was amused by his actions, Zhao Tuo held back a smile, leaned into Zhao Zihu's ear, and asked, "Childe!" Isn't this Hammo treating us as ......"
"Hmm!" As soon as Zhao Zihu nodded, he saw Liu Bang bend down slightly, put his face over, looked at himself seriously, and suddenly exhaled.
"You are Xiang Yu!"
Liu Bang straightened up, and pointed at Yingzheng conclusively: "Then, you are Xiang Liang!" ”
Ying Zheng blinked at it, and suddenly felt a little outrageous. He had already guessed that this old boy would definitely identify himself as the Xiang family in order to extort money from his own wine......
But I never expected that Emperor Daqin would be accused of being the head of Xiang Liang's kind of chaos?!
Zhao Zihu also called Liu Bang's words, and he was very scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
What's the situation?
Liu Bang, your brain circuit is too big.
Brother accidentally became Xiang Yu!
Just because my brother looks bigger, is it very similar to the kid who was rumored to be born with divine powers......
Thinking like this, he couldn't help but sneer and asked, "I'm Xiang Yu!" Liu Tingchang. How did you tell? ”
"No need to judge. In Pei County, I, Liu Bang, said that you are Xiang Yu, you are Xiang Yu! If you want to say that you are not Xiang Yu, you are not ......"
(End of chapter)