Chapter 9: Playing Dead
It turned out that although Huang Shuai failed to gather the virgins and men of the Ten Spiritual Lives, he still harmed Cui Ying's life and cut off her hands and feet, wanting to refine her into a relatively inferior "Solitary Spirit".
I tore open the spell and immediately saw Cui Ying's face dying of despair, and the horror before death was still fixed on her face.
I immediately lost my mind and threw myself at Huang Shuai, demanding his life.
Huang Shuai was beaten by me and his face was covered with blood, and shouted: "You want to find her, I also brought you here, how can you be so unreasonable!" ”
Uncle Huo Wang knew that he was farting, and he didn't plan to interfere at this time.
Seeing that Huang Shuai was about to be beaten to death by me, he suddenly became anxious and pushed me away.
"Mom, you guys are easy to bully, don't think that if you break Lao Tzu's two tricks, Lao Tzu will really be afraid of you."
As he spoke, he took out a knife out of nowhere and stabbed him straight into the crotch.
With his scream, Uncle Huo Wang shook his head.
"Why do you think you are?"
It turned out that this guy used the third trick of the Zhongge Sect, which was called the Yang Destroying and Dispersing Technique.
That is, through the way of self-palace, in a short period of time, the incorruptible body of Vajra is obtained.
Since this ghost trick is to kill a thousand people and damage eight hundred, the people of the Zhongge Sect generally don't use it easily.
But at this juncture, he saw that he was about to be beaten to death by me, so he couldn't care so much.
"You two bastards, I lost my life, Lao Tzu has to send you to Hades now!"
Then I fought him with a mountain opener, and found that he was really invulnerable, and King Kong was not bad.
But this was also completely expected by Uncle Huo Wang, and at a critical time, he released the last killer feature, that is, the hundred-year-old blood centipede.
Huang Shuai had a lot of blood from his uterine body, and the blood centipede smelled the smell of human blood and immediately got on his body.
And because this guy's Yang Damage Technique couldn't break through his skin, he scurried around on his body, looking for a breakthrough.
In the end, he went directly into the position where the grass was placed, and bit this Huang Shuai into his intestines and rotted his stomach, and the yang damage technique was broken.
He was poisoned by a blood centipede, and before I could do anything, he died.
Not only that, but after his death, his entire body quickly dissolved, turning into a white bone in a matter of moments.
Although Huang Shuai died, Cui Ying couldn't come back after all, and I was still grief-stricken.
Then Uncle Huo Wang broke the spell that Huang Shuai put on her, and incinerated her body with me.
In this way, she can escape the fate of becoming a solitary spirit, and her soul will return to freedom and be reincarnated.
My great revenge has been avenged, my long-cherished wish has been fulfilled, and then I returned to White Ape Village with Uncle Huowang.
We are a "fool" and a "madman", living together, although we are not treated well by the villagers, but we are also relatively comfortable.
The March deadline was approaching, and I was getting nervous.
I won't go to White Ape Mountain to propose, I'm afraid that the ghost will have to come to the door by himself.
I asked Uncle Huo Wang what to do with this, but he said that he had already had a way.
He said that he was just a village keeper and had never officially entered the feng shui industry, so his attainments in this yin and yang feng shui were not even as good as Huang Shuai of the Zhongge Sect.
He killed Huang Shuai before completely because he knew the other party's ghost art very well and made preparations in advance.
But the ghost in the princess's tomb is different, he doesn't know anything about her, and there is no hope for hard work.
So the solution he gave me was to play dead on the day of the expiration of March, and if I did, she wouldn't be able to pester me.
After listening to Uncle Huo Wang's words, I felt a little apprehensive in my heart, and said, "But she is a terrible ghost, can I bluff her by pretending to be dead?" ”
Uncle Huo Wang smiled.
"Absolutely no problem, when the time comes, let's go to Lao Bai to paint you a dead man's makeup, and you can cover your popularity by smearing the corpse ancient wax on your body."
All you have to do is hold your breath when she walks in, you're a dead man in the eyes of that ghost. ”
I nodded in disbelief.
On October 15, the full moon was in the sky, but the shadow of the moon was hazy, as if it had been covered with a layer of gauze.
This kind of scene is called the moon halo in modern meteorological terms, but the elders of the mountain village generally call it the Mao Moon.
Moreover, it is rumored that the yin qi is more abundant on such nights, and the ghosts and evil spirits will be more active.
At this time, Uncle Huo Wang had already arranged the house into a mourning hall, and I was wearing a shroud and drawing dead makeup, lying on a wooden board in the middle of the house.
There are many incense waxes on both sides of the mourning hall, and there are also a few white silk sticks, on which are written in red ink the words "the gods of the pavilion are evil, and the nobodies seek justice in vain".
Probably that means that I was killed by the gods of the Cabinet Sect.
After all, this is a full set of acting, and I died at a young age, so I have to make up a reason.
It just so happened that I had fought with Huang Shuai of the Zhongge Sect before, so Uncle Huo Wang and I came up with this reason.
Because he was afraid that things would be revealed, Uncle Huo Wang hid in the neighboring village early this night, and I was alone in the mourning hall.
In other words, I am ruined in this scene tonight, and Uncle Huowang will come back tomorrow morning, either everything will be fine, or he will really collect the body for me.
Whether I live or die depends on my creation.
Only then did I know that I had been bluffed by Uncle Huowang, and it turned out that his previous confident appearance was all pretended.
But there is really no way, a group of gods from the Pavilion Sect can't provoke that female ghost, what can we do?
At three o'clock in the night, a gloomy wind blew outside the mourning hall, and then a group of strange birds resembling crows flew out of the mountain forest.
I've heard people say before that this bird's name is the Rakshasa bird, and it specializes in mass graves or ancient tombs, which are places where yin energy is at its peak, and is the product of the transformation of the yin energy of the dead.
After the Rakshasa bird flew by, there was a sound of footsteps outside the mourning hall.