Chapter 5: I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet
Following.
Kunning Palace.
Today is the queen's birthday banquet, the concubines of the six palaces, the daughters of the hundred officials and their dependents celebrate in the outer hall of Kunning Palace, and the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty celebrate the birthday of the mother of the country in the Taihe Palace
Lin Cang stood aside humbly, listening to the master's talk with respect, but his restless eyes always secretly aimed at the queen.
"Today is a happy day, sisters, need not be restrained."
The queen Li Yanran sat on the main seat.
Her eyes are clear, her eyebrows and nose are trimmed, and pear vortices appear slightly on her cheeks, which is really beautiful.
After a few drinks, her pretty face is slightly red, like a ripe red apple, and her beautiful eyes are even more charming.
The luxurious dress could not hide its proud body.
The graceful body trembled slightly while talking and laughing, which was even more mouth-watering.
Such a stunning color is not comparable to that group of cold palace waste concubines.
The palace concubines on both sides of him are also as beautiful as a hundred flowers, each with its own characteristics.
And all of them are slender and bumpy.
The soft-looking concubine smiled and said: "Queen Xie cares, today is a big joy, our sisters must drink happily." ”
"Don't get drunk today!"
The plump concubine smiled and trembled, and the pair of proud things also swayed up and down, which was beautiful.
In this situation, Lin Cang couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and couldn't help but sneer:
"I really envy this Great Xia Emperor, there can be such three thousand beauties."
"Every day the body is in the arms, and it is exciting to think about."
"If I give this group of beauties to him as a daughter-in-law, I am willing to die twenty years early."
"Be a merry ghost, chic and cheerful."
Ideals are always beautiful, but the reality is that he only has greed, and his intestines are sour.
It's worse than death!
I don't know how long it took.
Until Lin Cang stood up and felt numb all over his body, he had no strength at all.
This banquet is finally over.
All the concubines left in an orderly manner.
The queen also returned to the inner hall surrounded by the people of the third and fifth palaces.
Lin Cang and other eunuchs began to get busy under the command of Chief Su.
Looking at this dazzling array of delicacies from the mountains and seas, Lin Cang couldn't help but shake his head, "It's so wasteful, it's almost not moving." ”
This bit of food is exchanged for silver, and at least it has to start with 10,000 taels.
"Gollum!"
The stomach screamed in protest.
Seeing that no one around him was staring at him, he put it in his mouth as a thief.
The entrance bursts with juice, the lips and teeth are fragrant, and the aftertaste is endless.
It is worthy of the imperial meal.
It's delicious!
Manager Su's rooster voice sounded, "Xiao Cangzi, Xiao Fuzi, you two go to the queen's side to see if there is anyone who needs help." ”
"Okay, Mr. Su."
Lin Cang was taken aback, and couldn't help but secretly scolded Mr. Su, "This powder-faced old gelding who kills a thousand knives, I just tasted it." ”'
Soon.
Lin Cang and Xiao Fuzi came to the inner hall.
As soon as you enter the door, you will smell a burst of fragrance.
The fragrance was so thick that it seemed to have a warm current flowing through his body from his nose.
For some reason, Lin Cang suddenly felt stuffy in his chest, and his whole body was unbearably hot.
Xiao Fuzi frowned and asked, "Xiao Cangzi, what's wrong with you?" ”
Finished!
There's something wrong with the scent.
Seeing that Xiaofuzi is safe and sound, is it because he is distracted?
At this moment, Lin Cang was so uncomfortable that he couldn't say a word.
The other side.
Seeing that Lin Cang's clothes were all soaked with sweat, and his body was covered with steam.
Xiao Fuzi couldn't help but wonder, why did Lin Cang suddenly become like this?
"With Lin Cang's current virtue, he will definitely cause trouble."
"I hope it doesn't bother me."
Xiao Fuzi thought so in his heart.
That's when it happened.
A crisp laugh was heard.
The two were instantly intrigued.
"Okay."
"Baby Xin'er is not sleepy, the queen mother will accompany you to the imperial garden for a walk."
The queen mother took the hand of the ninth princess and walked happily towards the palace door.
She changed into plain clothes, showing her graceful little barbarian, Pan sideburns and waist, and her shoulders are shaved, just like a willow shaking flower smiling and moistening her first face.
Eyes downward, she half-bowed, and her arrogance was suddenly revealed.
It's white and silky, and you can't help but want to have a good time.
No man can keep seeing this scene.
If so, then we should be concerned about the person's orientation.
"The Demon Queen of the Disaster!"
Inexplicably, I remembered Su Daji.
If he is the king of Zhou, with this beautiful woman in his arms, he must have no intention of dynaming early, right?
Lin Cang swallowed his thirsty throat and forcibly suppressed the heat in his heart.
Because of the relationship between the infatuated and the queen's appearance, it is really annoying.
Lin Cang couldn't control it anymore, and there were obvious marks on the pants underneath.
He panicked in his heart, and took a deep breath, "Calm down, life is important." ”
"We can't get this woman!"
Lin Cang prayed for a long time, and the traces of his pants did not fade at all.
Seeing this, Lin Cang was completely panicked.
What to do?
If it is discovered, will it be castrated on the spot?
The queen was only a palm away from Lin Cang, and the breathtaking aroma lingered on the tip of her nose, and Lin Cang's nervous heart missed a beat.
A soft and solemn burst of applause sounded.
"Do you dare to peep into the palace with such eyes and eat the bear's heart and leopard gall?"
Hearing this, Lin Cang suddenly felt cold in his heart.
It was definitely discovered.
This is the end of the calf.
The king of heaven is here, and his little life can't be saved...
The queen's eyes were cold, and she shouted angrily again: "You dog slave is not punishable, and you must be executed by Ling Chi!" ”
Lin Cang was stunned, and his brain went blank for a while.
I didn't know what to say, so I could only wait for death in silence.
But to his surprise.
The queen didn't even look at him, she bypassed him directly and walked straight towards Xiaofuzi.
Her steps were brisk.
But for Lin Cang and the others, these few steps seem to have been walked for a century.
Looking at the queen mother who was getting closer and closer, Xiaofuzi couldn't stand it anymore, was so frightened that her legs trembled, and she fell directly to the ground.
Lin Cang was relieved, and he felt a kind of joy for the rest of his life.
God forbid!
Fortunately, the queen is not targeting herself.
The other side.
Xiao Fuzi's body was like a sieve, "Little one, I didn't see anything, I begged the queen to atone for my sins." ”
Lin Cang was about to feel sorry for Xiaofuzi.
As a result, a commotion came, and Lin Cang almost ascended to heaven on the spot.
When I looked closely, it was Xiaofuzi who was scared to pee.
The fragrance in the hall was covered by the smell of smug in an instant.
The smell of eunuchs alone is absolutely amazing!
It's not a loss of over-pickled smell, and it's suffocating and straight to the heavenly spirit cover!
The most speechless.
The ground on which Lin Cang and Xiaofuzi knelt was a little uneven, slightly tilting downward.
Lin Cang knelt under Xiaofuzi.
The liquid also flowed to Lin Cang's calves.
A warm sensation came, and his pant legs were soaked with liquid.
Lin Cang's face changed drastically, and a strong feeling of nausea welled up in his throat.
But for the sake of their own lives.
With a grunt, they all swallowed it all raw.
But he couldn't help but scold, "If you don't say that people without roots just can't do it, it's not okay, just pee your pants first." ”
"I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, a smell of castration, Lao Tzu is unlucky today!"
Ten thousand grass and mud horses flew by in my heart.
It's so bad, who understands this feeling?