Chapter 2: Angry robbery of Wolong's lines

The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name.

The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual.

Wollongong is only an inch away, but because of the existence of Zhuge Kongming, it looks shining.

Eight feet long, with a face like a crown of jade, wearing a scarf on his head, and a crane on his body, he has the appearance of a fairy.

What a Zhuge Wolong!

Seeing Zhuge Liang himself, Liu Mang couldn't help but sigh that the little fresh meat in later generations was only killed in seconds in Zhuge Wuhou!

Even he, the ninth generation traverser, couldn't take his eyes off it, let alone cheap daddy Liu Bei.

"Bei, seeing Mr. Yiqun's talent, his appearance is very great, and he is a little rude."

Zhuge Liang said modestly: "Liang can be valued by Liu Yuzhou, it's really ashamed!" ”

Liu Mang looked anxious, these two businesses blew each other, how could they stop Wolong from going out of the mountain?

"Sir, do you know what my father is best at?"

"Mang'er, shut up!"

Liu Bei glared at the rebel, and didn't say a good word?

This rebel, I don't know who it looks like!

On weekdays, I know that I squatted at the door to look at the girl's thighs!

"Childe, let's say, Liang Xi's ears are listening."

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly, he didn't think it was strange, after all, as a son of man, Liu Mang definitely wanted to praise his father.

Liu Yuzhou is worthy of being a humble elder, and he is worried about being praised by his son, so he refuses to resign, which is really human nature.

Zhuge Liang looked at Liu Mang with a pair of warm eyes, waiting for the other party's answer.

"My father, the best at crying!"

Not good! This rebel slanders me!

Liu Bei was shocked in his heart, but he couldn't stop it.

"That Cao Mengde covets Xuzhou, there are many generals here, and Tao Gongzu can resist to the end! But my father cried bitterly with just one move, so he let the third let Xuzhou! ”

Rebel, you rebel! Is there such a burying of your own father?

Liu Bei was furious, why did he cry bitterly?

Third, let Xuzhou clearly move Tao Qian with his benevolence!

In the mouth of the rebel, it seems that he deceived Xuzhou with his superb acting skills.

"Sir, my father is so hypocritical, you better not go out of the mountain!"

Liu Mang smiled, harmless to humans and animals.

Presumably, everyone likes Cao Cao, who is more real and loves to laugh, and doesn't like Liu Bei, who loves to cry, right?

"Three let Xuzhou, Fang Xian, Uncle Liu Huang, benevolence and love the people! Liang deeply admired! If there is an imperial uncle in Xuzhou, the people will be able to live and work in peace and contentment! ”

Zhuge Liang was not angry but happy, and looked at Liu Bei with his eyes, as if he had found a treasure.

"If all the talents in the world can gather under the command of Uncle Huang and revive the Han family, it will be just around the corner!"

Grass!

Wolong, why don't you play your cards according to common sense?

"Sir, in fact, my father has a great specialty besides crying! That's – run! ”

Liu Bei's face turned pale when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to cover the broken mouth of this rebel on the spot!

Listen, is this a human being?

As a son of man, just say your father?

Will you cry or run?

"When the county order whipped the superintendent, he ran away!"

"Xuzhou can't beat Lu Bu, lost his territory, wife and children, and ran away! Friendly reminder, I'm a left cub! ”

"I was chased and killed by Yuan Shu's general Ji Ling, if it weren't for Lu Fengxian's halberd, he would have run away!"

"Xuzhou killed the car, was chased and killed by Cao Cao, it was still one word, and he ran away!"

Liu Mang has always been familiar with the Three Kingdoms, and his glorious achievements with cheap dad can be described as a treasure.

It's just that every time Liu Mang lists one, Liu Bei's face is red, and he can't wait to find a hole to get into.

"Reverse ......"

Liu Bei tried his best to remain calm in front of Zhuge Liang.

What Mr. Wolong needs is a hero with a big heart!

You can't drop the chain at a critical moment!

"Rebel! Why don't you say that you defeated the Yellow Turban for your father's society, punished Zhang Bao, and killed Zhang Liang? ”

"I think back then, the Tiger Prison was closed to Lu Bu, and his father was also famous all over the world!"

Speaking of this, Liu Bei said proudly: "If it weren't for the fact that Lu Feng had a red rabbit horse first, he would have been beheaded by my three brothers a long time ago!" ”

Liu Mang pretended to be surprised, which made Liu Bei laugh secretly in his heart, "Stinky boy, you know how fierce your father was back then, right?" ”

"Daddy! If you hadn't dragged your feet, the second uncle and the third uncle might have beheaded Lu Bu a long time ago! How can there be a loss of Xuzhou, a wife and a child? ”

"I know that you were caught by Lu Bu and let the family run away! What's more, three to one, is it a shame to lose? ”

Poof!

Rao is Zhuge Liang was also a little nervous, holding a feather fan, hiding his face and smiling.

Liu Bei: "I...... I ......"

The sentence "rebel" was about to blurt out, but when the words came to his mouth, he still endured it.

If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!

Don't mess up the square inch because of the words of the erector, and lower my image in Mr. Wolong's heart!

"Uncle Liu Huang, what a hero! Ping Yellow Turban, defeat Lu Bu! Now that the new field is dormant, it's just bad luck! ”

Zhuge Liang looked at Liu Mang and wondered a little in his heart.

Others can't wait to praise their father.

Why is this eldest prince so sincere?

Could it be that the two of them are not father and son?

"Wait, don't be a false praise from Mr.!"

Liu Bei wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, fortunately, Mr. Wolong was informal!

I was almost disturbed by this rebel!

If Mr. does not go out of the mountain, how can the Han family be revived?

Liu Mang was also shocked, "This cheap dad is too bearable!" Doesn't that give me death? ”

Zhuge Liang felt that the eldest prince's eyes looking at his father were obviously wrong!

Liu Bei was afraid that the rebel would speak again, so he hurriedly said:

"Sir, let's get down to business! Don't listen to the vertical words! ”

"The Han family is declining, the Cao thief steals his life, and the Lord is covered with dust."

"If you don't have to measure virtue and strength, you want to believe in the righteousness of the world; And the wisdom is shallow, so it is rampant, and as for the new field that is only borrowed today, it is temporarily settled. ”

"However, the revival of the Han family is still unfinished! Please sir teach me! ”

Liu Bei said, bow down!

The eyes of curiosity looked at Zhuge Liang and refused to move away at all.

Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, he had already decided to join Liu Bei.

Before, it was just to test Liu Bei's sincerity.

Such a three-way heroic lord is really rare in the world!

"Then Liang is ugly!"

As soon as Zhuge Liang was about to speak, he heard that Liu Mang had already spoken first.

"Sir, the boy has some opinions, I want Mr. to hear them!"

Liu Bei scolded angrily: "Shut up! Don't bother Mr. Wolong to teach me! ”

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly, young people want to make a name for themselves, this kind of mentality is really normal.

"Childe, please!"

Liu Mang smiled and nodded, "Since Dong Zhuo, there have been countless people who have crossed states and counties. Cao Cao is less famous than Yuan Shao, and there are not many generals. ”

"However, if you can overcome it, you will be able to take the weak as the strong, not only in the sky, but also in people."

"Today, Cao has millions of people, and he coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes, and this sincerity cannot compete with him."

"Sun Quan has Jiangdong, has gone through three generations, the country is dangerous and the people are attached, and the meritocracy can be used for it, which can be used for aid but not for profit."

Liu Mang's analysis made Zhuge Liang stunned!

This is what he wants to say, why does the young man in front of him know so much?

No way!

If I don't show it again, won't Uncle Liu Huang see me as a straw bag?

Liu Bei was even more stunned when he heard it, when did this rebel have such an opinion?

"Uncle Huang, in fact, you can take Jing ......"

Before Zhuge Liang could speak, he heard Liu Mang's continuous output:

"Jingzhou is based on the Han Dynasty in the north, and the South China Sea is exhausted, and Wuhui is connected to the east, and Tongba and Shu are in the west.

"Yizhou is dangerous, fertile for thousands of miles, the land of abundance, and Gaozu has become an emperor because of it."

"Liu Zhang is weak, Zhang Lu is in the north, the people are rich and don't know how to save compassion, and the wise man thinks of Mingjun."

Liu Mang talked eloquently, and Zhuge Liang was suffocating on the spot, and he could hold back his madness!

His own son-in-law has such a great talent, why did Uncle Liu Huang give up the near and far to come to Longzhong to find him?

Liu Bei couldn't close his mouth in surprise!

This rebel who doesn't learn and has no skills, and only looks at the girl's thighs, when did he have such a strategic vision?

"My father is a member of the Han family, and his faith and righteousness are written in the four seas, and he is a hero, and he is thirsty for virtue!"

"If you cross Jing and Yi, protect its rock resistance, the west and Zhurong, the south Fu Yiyue, and the outside of Sun Quan!"

"If there is a change in the world, then a general will be ordered to take the army of Jingzhou to Xiang Wan and Luo! I think the second uncle is good! ”

"My father led the people of Yizhou out of Qinchuan, and the people didn't beat gongs and drums to welcome my father? At that time, the hegemony can be achieved, and the Han family can flourish. ”

Liu Mang said that, he didn't forget to look at Zhuge Liang and asked with a smile: "Sir, but you want to say this to my father?" ”

Zhuge Liang wanted to cry without tears, and admired: "What Gongzi said is very true! Liang, that's how he planned for Uncle Huang! ”

Liu Mang smiled slyly: "It's a pity, Mr.'s Longzhong is right, there is a fatal flaw!" If my father does what he does, he will be destroyed one day! ”

Sir, I'm sorry to stop you from going out of the mountain!