"Second brother! What do you see like a child? ”

Zhang Feiwen said angrily: "I don't believe it, this kid can bury his third uncle!" I've always been very good to him! ”

Hum!

Guan Yu said unhappily: "Yide, what you call good is to give him the picture of the lady you painted?" ”

Zhao Yun suddenly realized: "No wonder! Childe has loved squatting at the door to look at women's thighs since he was a child! It turned out that Yide taught you by word and deed! ”

Zhang Fei's face turned red, "None of you are allowed to tell the eldest brother!" Otherwise, don't blame me for Lao Zhang's eagerness with you! ”

Zhao Yun made a silent gesture and motioned for the two to continue listening.

"Sir, it's said that my dad doesn't have talent here! It's better to go back to Wollongong and take a nap as soon as possible! ”

"Definitely! The third general, Zhang Yide, fought Lu Bu alone for more than 50 times under the Tiger Prison, and took the head of the enemy general, such as probing the bag and taking things! It can be described as a fierce general! ”

Hearing Zhuge Liang praise himself so much, Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu and Zhao Yun proudly.

Guan Yu had previous experience, and snorted coldly: "Yide, don't be too happy!" The rebel hasn't spoken yet! ”

Oops!

Sure enough, Liu Mang's words were not shocking and endless.

"My third uncle? Engaging in artistic creation is definitely a good hand! ”

"The lady's drawing is good, do you want to see it, sir?" I have here a collector's edition of Mr. Zhang of the Taoyuan School! ”

Ahem!

Lady picture?

Zhuge Liang said embarrassedly: "I never thought that the three generals seem to be rough and leafy, but they are so good?" ”

Liu Mang smiled: "Hey! If you want to say that my second uncle is a road idiot, then what is my third uncle even more doing! ”

Rebel, eat my old snake spear!

The three people outside the door, this time Guan Yu hugged Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun directly covered the latter's mouth.

"Why not? Childe, what do you mean by that? ”

"Alas! I forgot to tell Mr. that there is the next sentence, the first place in drinking! ”

Liu Mang lay on his side on the straw mat, raised Erlang's legs, and began to cherish Zhang Fei's achievements.

"My father participated in the pacification of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and finally got an iron rice bowl, and my third uncle drank a drink and angrily smoked the post, and my father became a wanted criminal from the county order!"

Ahem! Zhuge Liang smiled with a feather fan to hide his face, and Zhang Fei outside the door said disdainfully: "That thief should be beaten, no wonder I am!" ”

"It's okay to call the post! My father got Xuzhou with his superb acting skills, and my third uncle lost it after drinking a drink! ”

"Cao Bao doesn't drink alcohol in the first place, so my third uncle didn't say that he wouldn't drink and wouldn't give him face? Wine table culture kills people! ”

"Sir, guess what's going on?"

Unfilial son!

Stinky boy!

You still can't tell your third uncle's troubles into a book commentary?

And let the lying worm guess?

"Please let Childe know."

Zhuge Liang asked very face-giving.

"In the end, Cao Bao called his cheap son-in-law Lu Bu and directly took my father's Xuzhou!"

"Still reviving the Han family? Look at my father's right-hand man, a road idiot, a wine Mengzi! ”

"Sir, as the so-called listen to people's persuasion and eat well, it's still too late for you to get out of this gang now!"

Wine Mengzi?

Hearing Liu Mang's evaluation of Zhang Fei, Guan Yu suddenly felt that "road idiot" sounded a lot more pleasant!

Zhang Fei's face was flushed, and the black was red!

"Hun boy! Don't want to get a picture of a lady from me in the future! ”

But what Liu Mang said was the truth, and Zhang Fei was also very puzzled, only the eldest brother and the second brother knew about his drinking and losing Xuzhou, where did this rebel know about it?

"The matter of drinking, I believe that the three generals will change a lot after these two things."

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and said with a smile: "General Zhang governs the army strictly, and his corporal and soldiers are very powerful. ”

Alas!

Liu Mang sighed again, causing Zhuge Liang to say angrily: "Why is the son sighing? No one is perfect, and General Zhang is not without merit! ”

Zhang Fei held his breath even more, since he came back from Longzhong that day, the eldest nephew seemed to be a different person!

Pointing out the country, inspiring words, the dung was a road idiot and a drunken Mengzi!

"The third uncle doesn't forget about drinking, but the wine is not good, and he always likes to play drunk!"

"Pumping the post and beating Cao Leopard, those are all outsiders! It's just that the third uncle is drunk and likes to whip the soldiers! ”

"Such a general, will the gentleman die for him? If you don't change, the third uncle will die at the hands of the villain sooner or later! ”

This......

Character determines fate, Zhang Fei drank three times and made mistakes: a dozen supervisors lost their posts; two dozen Cao Bao lost Xuzhou; Three dozen Fan Jiang Zhang Da lost his life!

Hearing this, Guan Yu couldn't help but care: "Third brother, that kid is talking nonsense, only this is the only one, you must pay attention!" ”

Zhao Yun nodded and said, "Third brother!" Childe also cares about you, so he observes so carefully! ”

Listening to the persuasion of the two siblings, Zhang Fei also felt that Liu Mang was a lot more pleasing to the eye, and decided to withdraw the punishment of not giving Liu Mang's daughter.

"Childe, you might as well tell the three generals in person, presumably with the care of the three generals for you, they will definitely listen to your persuasion."

"Sir! My third uncle saw the wine, and he was closer than his own father! My dad can't even persuade him, let alone me? Zhang Fei has a glass of wine, and his relatives have two lines of tears! ”

Liu Mang smiled slightly, "Actually, my third uncle has one of the biggest advantages, I admire it very much!" ”

Zhang Fei outside the door was nervous, and when Liu Mang said this, he only felt that he was worthless!

I never thought that in the eyes of the eldest nephew, he still has advantages in this fierce Zhang Fei!

"Oh? Bright, I want to hear it! ”

"Pickle girl! The third uncle is good at picking up girls, especially Lori! ”

Liu Mang saw Zhuge Liang's bewildered face, and said eloquently: "Cao Cao loves other people's wives, has Mr. heard of it?" For this reason, he also lost the general Dian Wei and his son Cao Ang! It is known as the most expensive shot in history! ”

"It's still our third uncle who is amazing, what kind of loli cultivation plan to play! directly snatched away Xiahou Yuan's niece! ”

"The little girl didn't understand anything, so she was raised by the third uncle, and finally became a daughter-in-law and gave birth to my third uncle!"

"Tsk! My father's subordinates, what a beautiful bearded man, a white horse and a silver gun Zhao Zilong, are not as good as my third uncle who can pick up girls! ”

Is this special mother praising me?

Zhang Fei was furious, and he was so angry that he stopped eavesdropping!

"Second brother! Zilong! Whoever of you loves to teach, who teaches! I will never teach this rebel! ”

Zhang Fei said as he walked, and said in pieces: "That rebel is talking nonsense!" I and A Juan (Xiahou Juan) are privately engaged for life, what a special mother robbed Lori! ”

"In the future, during the march, if I take another sip of wine, I will be a turtle bastard who is inferior to Lu Bu!"

Seeing Zhang Fei scolding and leaving, Guan Yu lost the desire to eavesdrop.

"Zilong, a certain step ahead, there are still important things in the army!"

Guan Yu stroked his beautiful hair and said, "The matter of teaching this rebel martial arts will be handed over to you!" Preparations, I'll do it with Yide! ”

Zhao Yun hugged his fists and said: "Two brothers, rest assured, Zilong will definitely give birth to a professor!" ”

Liu Mang in the house didn't know that he had offended the two uncles all over again.

"My Fair Lady, Gentleman! The move of the three generals is understandable! ”

"Sir, my third uncle is clearly an old pervert! The second uncle is not bad, have you ever heard of Guan Gongyue cutting Diao Chan? ”

"And this?"

Zhuge Liang's gossip soul was ignited, and Liu Mang smiled slightly: "As long as Mr. agrees to leave my father, I will tell you all these things!" ”