Chapter 13 It's okay to scold my father, but it's okay to scold me!

Xiangyang entertainment place, singing and dancing silver stalks.

The Central Plains has been in war all year round, and the warlords have not taken care of the land of Jingzhou, so that it can develop steadily.

Liu Biao, as the head of the Eight Horses of Jingzhou, was even more prosperous after shooting Sun Jian with random arrows.

It's a pity that like most middle-aged men, Liu Biao suffers from a lack of durability, and after the age of more than half a hundred, his personality is weak and he can't get tough.

Listening to Mrs. Cai's pillow wind for many years has moved the mind of abandoning Chang Liyu.

This time Liu Bei was called over, and Liu Biao wanted to hear the opinion of this virtuous brother of the same sect.

Xiangyang is prosperous, and it is by no means comparable to Xinye.

Just looking at the quality of the girl, you can conclude that the girl in Xiangyang is far better than Xinyerun!

Guan Ping, who was on the side, thought that his son-in-law was observing Xiangyang City, but he didn't know that Liu Mang was just exploring flowers and looking for flowers!

"Childe, are you hungry? Why are you drooling? ”

"Ahem! Brother Tan, this is called beautiful and delicious! Listen to my brother, don't play with the second uncle all day long! ”

Liu Mang and Guan Ping are equals, and there is no taboo when they talk.

"Second uncle, it's hurt by love, that's why he picks up a big knife all day long! Brother Tanzhi is a talent, but he is afraid that he won't be able to soak in the girl? ”

"Childe, my father often taught me that a husband has no wife...... Don't learn from that Lu Feng to indulge in women's sex first! ”

Guan Ping mentioned his father Guan Yu, and his eyes were full of reverence.

Liu Mang said disdainfully: "What indulge in women? Brother Tan Zhi doesn't know, in fact, my second uncle has taken a fancy to Lu Bu's woman Du Shi under Qin Yilu! ”

"The second uncle is an old man, so he went to Cao Cao to ask for it. Who knew that Cao Thief agreed, but as a result, the Du family was as beautiful as a flower, and he directly accepted a concubine! ”

"Even Qin Yilu's cheap son will follow the surname Cao in the future! Do you think my second uncle can not be angry? This is called having no woman in the heart, and the natural god of the knife! ”

"For Mao, your father beheaded Yan Liang, Zhu Wen is so awesome? Isn't it because there are no women to care about? ”

When Guan Ping heard this, he came to a conclusion: "What Gongzi said is very true! Only if you are not close to women can you comprehend the true meaning of martial arts! ”

Liu Mang: "What am I so special...... Big brother, you misunderstood! ”

Guan Ping arched his hand and said: "Today, I learned about my father's old things from my son, which made me wake up like a dream!" In the future, Guan Pingding will protect his son like his father protects his uncle! ”

I want to die, don't you come to protect me, okay?

Liu Mang's heart collapsed, why are all the people in Shu Han sick?

Unintentionally exploring flowers and looking for flowers, Liu Mang followed Liu Bei to Liu Biao's mansion.

Unlike Liu Bei's diligence and thrift, the mansion of Liu Biao, a big dog, can be called luxurious!

In the courtyard, there are many gardens, and there are more fair ladies to welcome guests.

"Mang'er, don't talk for a while!"

For fear that his rebellious son would fall ill, Liu Bei reminded in advance.

"Don't worry, I'm too lazy to come! What rank do they sit with me? ”

Liu Bei shook his head helplessly, his rebel son was sick again!

Entering the main hall, Liu Bei was a guest and sat on the right side of Liu Biao.

The chief on the left is Cai Mao, the governor of Jingzhou, and the rest are Kuai Yue, Wen Ping and others.

Liu Mang sat next to Liu Bei, thinking that Liu Biao's banquet could have any good dishes, but it turned out to be the same as the old three.

Liu Mang, who has no appetite, simply closes his eyes and recuperates, just waiting for the boring banquet to end, he might as well go to the street to see the girl!

"Liu Yuanjun, Xinye Town, there is no such delicacies from the mountains and seas."

After three rounds of drinking, Cai Mao took the initiative to speak: "Let's eat a little more, if you leave Xiangyang, you won't be able to eat, hahaha!" ”

Guan Ping was angry, and Zhao Yun was also displeased.

Hearing that Cai Mao mocked his cheap father, Liu Mang was not sleepy!

"It would be nice if Mr. Zhuge was here, at least I could subtract my father's impression points!"

Liu Bei had long been accustomed to the cynicism of the Jingzhou clan.

"Thank you Cai Dudu for your concern."

"Humph! People from the countryside, people who weave mats and sell shoes! ”

Seeing this, Liu Biao hurriedly came out to play a round and said: "Xuande, this time is for the moon and the reunion of the clan!" Liu Qi and Liu Cong haven't come to see your uncle? ”

Liu Qi was addicted to wine, and his face was pale; Liu Cong is similar in age to Liu Mang, and the two stepped forward to greet each other.

"Mang'er, why don't you come forward to see your uncle?"

Liu Mang's heart is reluctant, which green onion is he Liu Biao, and he also deserves Lao Tzu to salute?

"Liu Yuanjun, this is your eldest son?"

The white-faced scholar Kuai Yue said with a smile: "I heard that Ling Gongzi is in Xinye, it can be said that he does not learn and has no skills!" Dogs and horses all day long, like when you were young! ”

Liu Bei's face was displeased, these bastards were too much!

It's a pity that as one of the four major families in Jingzhou, Kuai Yue is not afraid of Liu Bei, an outsider!

What if you are a member of the Han family?

When you come to Jingzhou, you can't fight the head snake!

"People say that the tiger father has no dog, but there is a sentence below, I want to give it to Ling Gongzi!"

Kuai Yue is a famous person of the Jingzhou family, and he attracted everyone's attention as soon as he opened his mouth.

"The two apes cut the wood deep in the mountains, see how the little monkeys deal with each other (sentence)!"

Zhao Yun was furious when he heard this, this was clearly a mockery of Liu Bei's father and son as monkey monkeys, and they didn't understand etiquette and education!

Liu Bei also suffered the loss of no culture, when he was under Lu Zhizuo, Liu Bei was indeed a dog and horse, and he did not learn and did not know.

Not everyone is like Cao Cao, dancing and writing and reciting poetry.

"Damn, old wall lamp, you can scold my dad for not scolding me!"

Liu Mang was angry in his heart, Liu Bei is an outsider, just taunt it.

As the saying goes, if you don't get to your family, why do you scold him Liu Mang?

The father is scolded, but the son doesn't pay!

When others bullied him, Liu Mang would not swallow his anger.

I saw him get up suddenly, and said unceremoniously: "A donkey is stuck in the quagmire, ask the old beast how to get out of the hooves (question)!" ”

Kuai Yue's face is long, compared to Jiangdong Zhuge Jin, it is even better.

Liu Mang's words are just ironic back, you say I'm a little monkey, then I'll scold you for being an old brute!

If you want to hear how I do the sentence, then I'll ask you how to come up with the question!

Kuai Yue didn't expect that he would be ridiculed by a twelve-year-old erection.

Liu Xuande's eldest son is a person who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it!

With the shock in his heart, Kuai Yue said with a smile: "The water is in dire straits, and Liu Envoy Jun is building a lot of construction!" ”

Kuai Yue ridiculed Liu Bei's place, and the people would eventually fall into war and chaos, and finally be in a situation of deep water.

Yi Ji was anxious for Liu Bei in his heart, and generals like Zhao Yun and Guan Ping stared at him and couldn't help.

Liu Bei could only look at Liu Mang at this time, pinning his hopes on the rebel!

Liu Biao didn't stop him, he had to rely on these Jingzhou scholars to remind Liu Bei that you are a guest general after all!

Balance, I, Liu Jingsheng, am good at it!

"Traitors are loyal to each other, and what are the differences!"

"You...... How dare you scold me! ”

"What? Can't afford to play? ”

Liu Mang arched his hand and said: "Uncle, it turns out that the Jingzhou clan is so generous!" Only allow him to recite poetry, and not allow me to do it? ”

Kuai Yue has suffered a loss, how can he give up?

"My lord! This kid has no respect! ”

"Honorable? Do you have it in your eyes? ”

Liu Mang snorted coldly: "My father and Liu Jingzhou are of the same ancestry and origin, and they are relatives of the Han family!" If you sneer at my father, you are humiliating the Han family and humiliating Liu Jingzhou! ”

"You don't have any respect, do you mean yourself? Do you deserve to speak? How many are you worthy! ”