Chapter 21: Turbid Wine Purifies Drunken Phoenix Chicks
Nanyang naughty boy Deng Ai, bullying me is old and powerless!
Liu Mang scolded in his heart, these people are all brainless?
Reviving the Han Dynasty? Lao Tzu's goal is to send Nagasaka to death, okay!
"Sir, I just said that if I can answer your question, let me come and go in the academy at will!"
"That's not counting! You only say that you are a usurper, but you do not refer to a specific person. ”
Pang Tong was cunning, and poured a sip of wine by the way, "Say it again!" Whether you go to class or not, it's my teacher, Mr. Shui Jing, who has the final say, and it doesn't count if I say it! ”
You don't count, you tm a fart!
Liu Mang was so angry that he left directly, and Feng Xiao Pang Tong smiled from ear to ear.
"Fun and fun! It's been a long time since I've seen such an interesting kid in the academy! ”
……
Shuijing Academy has carefully prepared a house for every scholar.
Of course, wealthy families with money ability can naturally enjoy luxury houses.
As for those from poor families, they can only sleep in the Chase bunk.
Although Liu Bei did not have a lot of money, he also gritted his teeth and paid the money to his rebel.
"Childe, you are so active in practicing martial arts in the afternoon, just so that I can prepare these wines?"
Zhao Yun was a little dazed, Liu Mang changed his past and behaved very positively.
Then he asked for a drink with Zhao Yun and Deng Ai.
Originally, Gan Ning was here, Liu Mang didn't need to bother, but Gan Ning wanted to arrange Deng Ai's mother.
Zhao Yun just wanted to buy one jar of wine, but Liu Mang waved his hand and bought twenty jars first!
"Childe, don't learn Yide to drink and make mistakes!"
"Third uncle, that's called drinking and making mistakes? It's clear that the amount of alcohol is not good! ”
Liu Mang instructed: "Fourth Uncle Zhao, you pour all the wine into the cauldron!" If you don't cook today, tomorrow I'll let the phoenix chick of the dog day meet Satan! ”
Phoenix chicks?
Zhao Yun frowned and said: "As the saying goes, the sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks have to settle the world!" Could it be that today's drunken man Pang Tong is Mr. Feng Xiao? ”
Phew!
My mouth!
If the person regrets it, it is very regretful!
Why do you say leaky mouth!
Zhao Yun said happily: "Childe, if Mr. Feng Xiao can also join the lord's command, then wouldn't our army be like a tiger!" ”
Liu Mang hurriedly interrupted Zhao Yun, "Fourth Uncle Zhao! You say that my father only has a small county town in Xinye, why should Pang Tong follow my father to suffer? Go to Cao Cao and Sun Quan early, isn't he fragrant? ”
This......
Zhao Yun was a little speechless, what Liu Mang said was very reasonable.
At least Pang Tong doesn't seem to be a staunch supporter of the Han family.
"Childe, what are you doing with so much wine?"
"Oh! The third uncle's wine is all pediatrics, I'll get him some good wine! ”
Liu Mang didn't say the real purpose, Pang Tong's words today don't count, and not retaliating is not his style!
If you don't believe what you say, don't blame me for letting you look good!
The cloudy and yellowish liquor was poured into the cauldron.
These turbid liquors were not improved until the Song Dynasty with the advent of the distilled liquor process.
Liu Mang is not good at wine, and he doesn't plan to brew it himself, just purifying turbid wine is enough to make an old drunkard like Zhang Fei happy.
"Fourth Uncle Zhao, cover it with a steamer, remember to open a hole at the top and connect a through bamboo pipe."
"Don't forget, put a basin of cold water in the middle of the bamboo pipe! Then put a clay pot at the end of the bamboo tube! ”
Under Liu Mang's command, a simple distillation device was completed.
The steamer evaporates and the cold water condenses.
Having made the preparations, Liu Mang intends to start his plan of revenge.
Deng Ai packed up the house, and when he saw the situation in front of him, he couldn't help but be a little confused.
"Gong ...... Childe ......"
"Deng Ai! When speaking in the future, remember to speak slowly, speak clearly, and don't be in a hurry and nervous. ”
Liu Mang said softly: "You are not old now, and you can correct your stuttering!" ”
I don't know how many years Deng Ai has been bothered by stammering, Liu Mang is willing to accept it and correct him, which makes Deng Ai's heart very moved.
"Yes...... Son! ”
Liu Mang smiled and nodded, and then ordered Zhao Yun to pour the turbid wine into the pot and start distilling.
About half an hour later, a strong aroma of wine came to the face, and at the end of the bamboo tube, the clear wine dripped into the clay pot.
Zhao Yun has never been good at drinking, but he also feels a little greedy.
"Fourth Uncle Zhao, this is the first wine, the degree is too high, you can't drink it!"
"But it can be used to disinfect and treat trauma, so let's collect it first."
Zhao Yun nodded, he was now even more convinced that the prince had been in Taoguang all these years, waiting for an opportunity to make a splash.
The strong aroma of wine, the clear wine, actually flowed out of the bamboo pipe?
Even if Deng Ai has been studying for many years, he can't figure out the situation.
Zhao Yunguang smelled the aroma of the wine, and he felt fluttering.
If the turbid wine was not purchased by him personally, Zhao Yun would have suspected that his son-in-law would have some demon methods!
"Childe, how did you make such a fragrant wine?"
"It's mainly distillation technology, which is actually not bad, but it is ...... But honoring the third uncle, his old man is enough! ”
Silently apologized to Zhang Fei in his heart, and Liu Mang continued to implement the plan.
"Wait for half an hour, and the first wine will pass, and the wine will be drinkable."
"Okay, then the clouds will wait for good news."
Deng ...... Mugwort...... Waiting for Childe. ”
Zhao Yun and Deng Ai accompanied Liu Mang to wait until the wine came out, and Liu Mang personally poured a glass of wine for each of them.
"Fourth Uncle Zhao, Shizai, this wine is very high, you can drink it in small sips."
The two of them took a sip, only to feel the aroma of wine between their lips and teeth.
"Good wine!"
Even Zhao Yun, who has never been good at drinking, praised him so much, and Liu Mang had a little more confidence.
"Fourth Uncle Zhao, don't worry, I will definitely practice martial arts!"
"Childe has such an awareness, Yun is deeply grateful."
Zhao Yun never expected that Liu Mang's purified turbid wine was just to take revenge on Pang Tong, who was not trustworthy.
The next day.
After listening to the morning class in a daze, Liu Mang yawned, and finally waited for Pang Tong!
This guy is lazy and never goes to morning class.
"Today, I will talk about your policies."
Before Pang Tong's words fell, he smelled a smell of wine.
The wine worm in the stomach was hooked up in an instant!
The students were eagerly awaiting, and they all wanted to see what kind of clever plan this drunken teacher could tell.
But he never thought that Pang Tong was already drooling.
"Who brought the wine in class? As a college student, don't indulge in alcohol! ”‘
Pang Tong raised his eyes and looked, Liu Mang put away the wine gourd unhurriedly.
"Don't blame sir, the student just smells the wine and refreshes himself."
"Bring it! Not an example! If you are a gentleman, you will keep it for you first. ”
"Sir won't steal a drink, will he?"
"I'm sir, I'll lie to you?"
Pang Tong didn't say a word, and directly put the wine gourd in his pocket.
"Today, I will talk about the battle of Guandu for you!"
Pang Tong talked eloquently, and the analysis of the situation of the war, as well as the forces of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, can be described as the first and foremost.
The students listened carefully, while Liu Mang yawned again and again.
"Wait for me to take a sip to quench my thirst, and then analyze it for you!"
Pang Tong was already hungry and uncomfortable, and immediately poured a sip of wine.
It's done!
Liu Mang squinted and counted, "Three!" Two! One! ”
Thump!
Pang Tong fell to the ground in response, and the class was in chaos!
"Sir! What's wrong with you, sir? ”
"Pinch people! Hurry up and pinch people! ”
"That's not right...... The gentleman is still angry, he is asleep! ”