Chapter 188: Victory in the first battle
"You wrote all this manuscript, right?"
Zhao Jing was also laughing, but this employee began to complain about the boss, if it wasn't for Lin Hao's instructions, she would never believe it.
"That's right."
Lin Hao nodded.
There is nothing to hide.
"I'm curious, where did you get so many funny jokes?" Zhao Jing asked puzzled.
Lin Hao looked cold.
He pointed to his head again.
"Cut, I see that you don't usually like to joke, can it be that you are a sullen type?" Zhao Jing stared at him suspiciously.
"Ahem."
Lin Hao glared at her and said, "What kind of mess." ”
"Where do you want to go, I don't have any other meaning, it's not good, it's a literal understanding, and it's also introduced on the Internet before, which refers to a calm appearance, a fanatical character on the inside, a person who looks calm and silent on the outside, and is actually full of thoughts and connotations." Zhao Jing said.
"You're saying good things." Lin Hao also listened to music.
"It's okay to praise you?"
Zhao Jing blinked.
The acting is also quite innocent.
"It's okay to praise me, but I don't think what you say is the same thing as you think." Lin Hao didn't want to debunk her directly.
"It's really not easy to lie to you once."
Zhao Jing pretended to sigh helplessly.
Look at her.
Lin Hao didn't bother to ask.
Most of the rest are not good words.
The two of them were talking.
Live room.
Zhao Jinglin spoke eloquently again.
"Speaking of crematoriums, I happened to see a related news recently, I don't know if you have known about it."
As if he had just remembered, he said: "It is said that in a certain village, at the funeral of an old man, a number of strippers were invited to perform. ”
As he finished asking.
Most of the people in the live broadcast room sent out a barrage of 'I don't know', 'I don't know', and 'I don't know'.
But there are also very few people who say they have seen it.
"Anchor, you're talking about a thing in Xiangcheng, I know this news, it's ridiculous, there are children in it."
The long barrage is unique.
"It seems that some netizens also know, wait a minute, I'll look for it."
In order to let everyone intuitively understand this news event, Zhao Jinglin also asked the assistant staff next to him to call up the video.
Because I was prepared.
So it was released in a few seconds.
I don't know who took it.
The picture is a little blurry.
But it doesn't affect the understanding of this matter at all.
The audience in the live broadcast room was forced to watch the news.
Switch to usual.
It's long overdue.
But at the moment, it is a relish to watch.
It's not just about looking.
Hands are not idle.
"It's really not a thing, show this to the children at the funeral?"
"Is this custom or a spoof? That's ridiculous, isn't it? ”
"There's no need to be sad about the funeral, but isn't that too much?"
"It's too much."
"It's just a freak born of low culture."
The crowd was indignant.
Brush up the barrage.
After a while.
Everyone suddenly felt that something was wrong.
This is a live broadcast room that focuses on funny.
Why does the anchor say this?
They seem to have been led astray.
"Ahem, guys, I don't mean anything else."
waited until the netizens finished venting their emotions, Zhao Jinglin said slowly: "I mainly want to dance a striptease at the old man's funeral, the old man is afraid that he will not be able to lie down in the ground, maybe he can wake up excitedly, do you think this is considered to save lives?" ”
Hear the words.
The audience was collectively speechless.
We care about negative impacts.
What about the physical condition of the old man who has been buried in the ground?
God is a goddamn savior.
Feelings these strippers are medicine?
It can bring the dead back to life.
You're a talent.
"Anchor, can you please be a person?"
"Do you dare to take off your hood?"
"I don't know if the old man is excited or not, but I feel that the anchor is very excited."
"Stick out your head and suffer quickly."
"Would you like to get a few strippers?"
"Don't, friends, everyone's mind, I don't need it, okay, this topic is over, let's talk about the rest."
I saw someone who wanted to hire someone for themselves.
Zhao Jinglin hurriedly shook the dog's head.
And heard him beg for mercy.
Netizens sprayed for a while before they were willing to let it go.
"So, in order to show my sincerity, I will secretly share with you my recent emotional life."
Zhao Jinglin thought for a while and said: "Speaking of which, in fact, I am quite special, how to say it, I only like people who don't like me." ”
Hear him say that.
The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately diverted from focus.
Just like people who don't like you?
You're a little bit special.
Isn't that inappropriate?
"But recently, there are too many people who don't like me, I can't like it a little, and I'm about to become a sea king." Zhao Jinglin said depressedly.
"Poof."
I don't like you a lot.
You can't like it?
The crowd couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Do you have any misunderstanding of the word Aquaman?
What the hell can you call Aquaman?
Are you sure it's not a live licking dog?
The love life is true and self-contained.
I'm afraid I'm living in my own dreams.
"Don't look at me as Aquaman, but I'm actually not confident, you can probably guess some when you look at me wearing this hood."
Zhao Jinglin continued.
I've just seen his shamelessness.
The crowd didn't bother to debunk it.
But when I heard this, I still believed it.
Because if the other party is confident.
There's no need to wear a headgear all the time.
This sentence is probably a true psychological portrayal of him.
"But recently, I want to become more confident by improving my image, so I went down and bought some trendy brands in private."
Zhao Jinglin continued slowly: "And when I went, in order to make myself look like I usually consume this brand, I also wore a special piece of clothing of this brand, and then went to visit the store of this brand, which was seamless." ”
"Not really."
"Anchor, you're too unconfident."
"It's not necessary."
The people on the barrage expressed their opinions one after another.
When everyone was almost done, Zhao Jinglin changed his words and said: "As a result, as soon as I entered this store, I was treated as a clerk." ”
Everyone was stunned.
Reacted suddenly.
Don't laugh don't want to.
"Poof."
"Taken as a clerk? You're getting sick again, aren't you? ”
"Haha, 66666."
"I knew it wasn't that simple."
"Without a twist, it's not you."
Looking at the barrage, Zhao Jinglin said indignantly: "What makes me most angry is that when I was treated as a clerk, the pants and shoes were still printed with the logos of other brands, and you wore two brands of clothes, giving people the feeling that this person was mixing and matching, and I wore clothes from two brands, giving people the feeling that it was, huh? This guy works two jobs, so it's hard for me to gain confidence by buying clothes. ”
The laughter never stopped.
Two brands working two jobs?
It turns out that it can be explained like this.
If you think about it, there's nothing wrong with that.
Absolutely.
You're amazing.
While everyone in the live broadcast room was happy, they were not stingy with gifts at all.
The dynamics on the video are densely packed.
Zhao Jinglin looked at the time and felt that it was almost over, so he immediately said: "Okay, let's broadcast it here today, and we'll see you next Sunday." ”
"Don't, anchor, you go on, where is it."
"It's only been a long time before I leave, I'm chatting for a while, and it's okay to talk about something else."
"Kobold, don't go, I'm going to scold you when you leave."
"Next, the gift is brushed up."
"Zhao Jinglin, you stop for me, do you hear me?"
Heard that he was going to go down.
The audience between the anchors suddenly stopped.
It's not fun to listen to, and people are about to run away.
It's okay.
Have you paid off your car loan?
Have you paid off your mortgage?
Don't make any money?
"That's it, like my friends in the lower left corner to subscribe to it, and there will be a reminder for the next broadcast."
Zhao Jinglin pretended not to see anything and continued: "Then, everyone, see you again today, bye." ”
His voice just fell.
The staff next to him helped him quickly turn off the live broadcast.
The live broadcast room returned to a quiet state.
Zhao Jinglin took a deep breath.
Stand up and take off the hood.
At this time.
His hair was crushed and distorted.
I don't know when I sweat.
The bangs are all glued to the door of the head.
Although the process of chatting with the audience is much easier than imagined.
But it's not just a matter of talking.
What to talk about at each step, but the brain is always in the process of tidying up.
The energy consumption can be described as quite large.
"Is your throat okay, let's drink some water first." Seeing that he looked tired, Sun Xinhan hurriedly handed over a bottle of mineral water.
"It's fine."
Zhao Jinglin said.
But it was all dry.
"Is it enough? Not enough for another bottle. Sun Xinhan said.
Zhao Jinglin nodded.
Don't look at blowing a bottle.
It's really not very thirst-quenching.
It could be that I was sweating too much.
Without waiting for Sun Xinhan to get it again, Yang Ju handed him another bottle, and at the same time punched the other party in the chest and said, "I've worked hard for you today." ”
Zhao Jinglin smiled and didn't speak.
Raise your head and grunt again.
"Good performance Lao Zhao, about the popularity of the early 200,000s, you can be regarded as popular." At this time, Liu Chunsheng came over and said with a smile.
"So tall?"
At the last moment, Zhao Jinglin didn't pay attention.
But when I watched it before, it was only in the early 100,000s.
The speed of the improvement is quite fast.
"That's right, you'll have to eat the big guy another day." Liu Chunsheng said.
"No problem."
Zhao Jinglin happily agreed.
At this time, I saw that the boss was still at the door.
Hurriedly walked over and said hello.
"Boss."
"Good performance, gotta give you a round of applause." For Zhao Jinglin's first live broadcast, Lin Hao gave affirmation, so he did not hesitate to applaud.
He applauded.
Others followed suit.
It made the parties a little embarrassed.
"It's all good manuscripts written by you, how can I take any credit." Zhao Jinglin didn't dare to scream.
"Alright, don't be modest at this time."
Lin Hao said, looked at the others and said, "Everyone hurry up and pack up all your things, and hurry home from work when you're done." ”
(End of chapter)