Chapter 100: Liu Bei? Scumbag is a scumbag
Liu Bei glared angrily at his own rebel son, not to mention his age, he could be Sun Shangxiang's father.
He and Sun Jian and Sun Ce have always known each other, how can they marry Sun Shangxiang?
At present, although Sun Shangxiang is five years older than Liu Mang, he is also a good match.
Female junior, hugging gold bricks.
Five years older, isn't it a hug and a half?
"Big nephew! That's not right! The eldest brother married this little girl, isn't it an old cow eating tender grass? ”
The first person in Shu Han to eat tender grass, Zhang Yidetian spoke shamelessly.
completely forgot about the robbery of Lori Xiahou Juan.
"My lord! The son and the lord of the Sun family are a good couple. ”
"If you can make a good relationship, it is a good thing."
Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and looked thoughtfully at the expressions of Sun Shangxiang's master and servants.
Disgusted by Liu Mang, Sun Shangxiang showed displeasure, she is the Xiangxiang county lord who is loved by Jiangdong people and blooms when she sees flowers.
This time I came to Xiangyang, just to give face to my brother-in-law Zhou Yu and see the husband who has not yet married.
Sun Shangxiang has a good impression of Liu Mang, he saves people with righteousness, and he also tames the dove tiger for her.
But now that she is in Jiangling, this guy is completely exposed, and she is actually called her little aunt!
Who's his aunt, thing!
I still want to marry this girl to your father!
The county lord of the Sun family snorted lightly, if it weren't for Liu Bei's territory, she would have used force on the spot.
"What Mr. Zhuge said is very true, and my family Wu Hou also thinks that the son and the county lord are of the same age."
"At that time, it is the best policy for the two families to marry Qin and Jin and fight Cao Cao together!"
"What's more, along the way, the prince and the county lord are concubines."
When Liu Mang heard this, he immediately retorted: "Who is in love with this little aunt?" Sister Ziyun, don't talk nonsense! ”
Sun Shangxiang became angry when he heard this, and said coquettishly: "Little gherkin, shameless!" I didn't have a concubine with him, he took the initiative to go to the pole! ”
The bickering between the two, in the eyes of Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, is more like a flirting between the young couple.
After knowing what kind of virtue Jiangdong rat generation is, Liu Bei is very precautionary in his heart, otherwise he would not strongly refuse Liu Mang's proposal.
Sun Shangxiangsheng's Chu Chu is moving, an absolute beauty.
However, in order to prevent Jiangdong, I can only grieve you!
Liu Bei felt quite guilty about Liu Mang in his heart, but unfortunately in order to revive the Han family, he must need the dewy couple of Dongwu to fight against Cao Cao.
"Childe, the person who came is a guest, not to mention that Cheng Gong led Lujiang Shangjia to defeat Cao Cao, and we have to protect the county lord."
Hearing that Cheng Pu was defeated, Sun Shangxiang said worriedly: "Are Uncle Cheng and Uncle Han okay now?" ”
"Abominable Zhou Gongjin! I called him a big brother, and even the two uncles were put together by him! ”
Ziyun frowned, Qingluo was softly relieved, and Sun Shangxiang did not continue to break his thoughts.
Along the way, Ziyun was willing to follow Liu Mang to come, just to wait for the opportunity to take this Liu Bei's heir away.
Jiangdong controls Liu Mang, nominally the other party is still Wu Hou's sister-in-law, even if Liu Bei wants to turn his face, there is no reason.
Who asked the little sister of the Sun family to settle in Jiangdong?
Now you can't make Liu Bei and others suspicious.
Ziyun said generously: "Cheng Dudu and General Han have experienced a hundred battles, so they must be fine." ”
"The safety of the county lord depends entirely on Uncle Liu Huang and Gongzi!"
Liu Bei arched his hand and said: "Don't worry, the county lord will definitely protect you!" ”
Liu Mang said casually: "Whose people are responsible!" ”
After that, he took Deng Ai and Huang Shan away on his own.
"Childe...... I...... I think the county lord is very good-looking! ”
"Or I'll help you propose?"
"No...... Can't! ”
Deng Ai blushed and asked, "Being able to marry the county lord is conducive to joining Wu to fight Cao!" ”
Liu Mang motioned for the two to sit down, and the master and servant sat on the top of the stairs.
"Shizai! Do you know what kind of men are most attractive to women? ”
Even though Liu Mang is a few years older, Deng Aique doesn't understand the affairs of men and women.
Huang Shan hurriedly replied: "Naturally, it is a beautiful man with an extraordinary appearance like General Guan!" ”
Liu Mang glanced at Huang Shan and scolded angrily: "You know a fart!" The second uncle chased Mrs. Du back then, but he didn't catch up! Hasn't it been picked up by Cao thief yet? ”
Huang Shan replied again: "Childe, I have understood!" It should be a powerful and manly person like General Guan! ”
Syllable!
Liu Mang rewarded Huangshan with a brain.
"The third uncle seems to have robbed the third aunt, which can be regarded as taking a big advantage!"
"Let me ask you, after so many years, can you see the third uncle taking a concubine?"
"It seems that the third uncle's Lori cultivation plan is good, but I don't know that it is the domestication record of the third aunt's uncle!"
Hearing this, Deng Ai and Huang Shan suddenly realized, and it was really as Gongzi said.
Don't look at General Zhang Fei outside, when he got home, he didn't dare to speak loudly to Mrs. Xiahou Juan.
"Childe, I'd like to hear about it!"
Deng Ai and Huang Shan clasped their fists and saluted, humbly asking for advice.
"Actually, a woman's favorite is a scumbag!"
Seeing that the two of them looked confused, Liu Mang explained: "Do you know about sugarcane? When you taste it, your mouth is full of sweetness, but after you eat it, it is full of slag! ”
Deng Ai couldn't help but give a thumbs up, sure enough, Childe understands everything!
Huang Shan listened carefully, he wanted to learn from experience, after all, he had also reached the age of marriage!
"Teach you the three no's principles of scumbags first!"
"Don't take the initiative, don't refuse, don't be responsible!"
"As for me, I won't take the initiative to contact Sun Shangxiang, let alone refuse her to stay in Jiangling, but I'm not responsible for her safety!"
Liu Mang said with a smile: "If you are too attentive, it will be Cao Cao's fate to my second uncle!" ”
Well?
"What's going on?"
One of them suddenly spoke, startling Liu Mang's master and servant, but saw Chen Zhi appear embarrassedly.
"The three unprincipled scumbags that Childe said before are really eye-opening to his subordinates!"
"Uncle Chen, hurry up and listen together! After this village, there is no such shop! ”
"Childe and slow, let me call Zilong together!"
As Zhao Yun's good brothers, the two of them, who are both singles, plan to come to the class together.
"Childe, what do you mean by Cao Cao's fate to General Guan?"
"Lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left!"
Liu Mang explained: "Look at that Cao Cao, send gold and silver baggage, concubines and beauties, has my second uncle ever been moved?" ”
"In the end, even a supercar like the red rabbit horse was taken out, but the second uncle only came to say, this horse travels thousands of miles a day, and can help me find my brother as soon as possible!"
"Look at my dad again! How did you treat my second uncle on weekdays? It's okay to take a shower and rub my second uncle's back, and then help my second uncle mend his robe and green hat! ”
Hearing this, everyone nodded again and again, and Chen Zhi was thoughtful.
"Childe! Speaking of which, the lord is a powerful scumbag! Isn't Cao Cao just licking the dog to the last time? ”
"Cloud Chief...... Instead, she became a jealous beauty between the two? ”
For Chen Zhi's comprehension, Liu Mang spoke highly of it.
"So, you know how bad my dad is, right? Stay away from scumbags, everyone is responsible! ”
"Why don't you all go to Cao Cao? I promise you're comfortable when he licks it! ”
Who knew that Chen Zhi and Zhao Yun shook their heads one after another, and Deng Ai and Huang Shan were full of admiration for Liu Bei.
"To be able to follow a scumbag like the lord is a blessing for me and my three lives!"