Chapter 196: Lovely Third Uncle, There Must Be Hate
Zhang Fei was very envious of his eldest brother, because like a certain murderer in Hedong, as well as he, a master of the Taoyuan School, were willing to gather around his eldest brother.
Zhang Fei was very envious of the second brother, after all, when he heard about General Guan's reputation, the soldiers respected Guan Yunchang and never complained.
Zhang Fei is very envious of Zhao Si, he is clearly a brother of the continuation, why are the sergeants and soldiers willing to follow General Zilong when they mention Zhao Zilong?
"Big nephew, you give me a review!"
Zhang Fei said angrily: "In terms of martial arts, I will definitely not lose to the second brother and Zilong, let alone the weak chicken of the eldest brother!" ”
"When it comes to training, my soldiers will never drop the chain! Three domestic slaves, white-faced Cao Hide, I have been beaten! ”
"In terms of talent, as a Taoyuan painter, I specialize in lady drawings, and I am even more loved by your eldest nephew!"
Ahem!
Seeing Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping poking their heads out, Liu Mang interrupted Zhang Fei in time in order to avoid the two Loli learning badly.
"Third uncle, if you have something to say, who is with whom is our uncle and nephew?"
"The third uncle knows that he didn't hurt you in vain!"
Zhang Fei's bear paw slapped on Liu Mang's shoulder mercilessly, and he bared his teeth in pain.
This love from my uncle is too heavy!
"I just want to ask, how to get along with the soldiers, so that I can be like the second brother and Zilong!"
Zhang Fei humbly asked for advice, especially after listening to Liu Mang's words, after he was too strict with the soldiers, Zhang Yide was really changing.
However, it seems that the process is not smooth.
"Change is a good thing."
Liu Mang was deeply grateful, Fan Jiang and Zhang Da are now grateful to him, and it is impossible to cut off the third uncle's head no matter what, right?
"Third uncle, take me to see how you get along with the soldiers on weekdays!"
"Gotcha! Let's go! ”
Zhang Fei pulled Liu Mang, and the uncle and nephew walked hand in hand, no matter how old Liu Mang was, he was still a child in Zhang Fei's eyes.
"Third uncle! I'm almost fourteen! ”
"You're forty, and you're my nephew! Whoever bullied you had to ask me about the snake spear in my hand! ”
"Third uncle, when I am forty, you will be seventy or eighty!"
"Humph! General Huang is a sixty-year-old veteran, and he is still asking for war, how can I lose to him? ”
Liu Mang's heart warmed, although Liu Bei did not have Cao Cao's Cao clan relatives and Xiahou clan relatives, he had two righteous brothers, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei!
I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!
This is the Taoyuan Three Knots, it has never been a stick of incense!
"Little ones! The third master is here! ”
Zhang Fei roared, and the soldiers under his command trembled, and they hurriedly stood up one by one.
"Third uncle, this is the military camp, you are the general of our Han, and you are not the king of the mountain!"
"I killed pigs back then, followed my eldest brother to crusade against the yellow scarf, and they all shouted like this!"
Ahem!
Co-author, you always treat the big guy as a pig?
"Fan Jiang! Come! I'll test your martial arts! ”
"Three...... The three generals are invincible, and their subordinates are not opponents......"
"Huh? You don't fight me, but you look down on me? ”
Fan Jiang had no choice but to fight in person, but he was knocked down by Zhang Fei with one move!
"Phew! Rubbish! The martial arts of such a three-legged cat, it depends on when you can revive the Han family! ”
Zhang Fei's mouth was dirty, Fan Jiang's face was red, and he had to stand and be humiliated.
"I can see it...... Fan Jiang Zhang Da can endure for so many years, and it can be regarded as benevolence and righteousness! ”
Liu Mang was helpless in his heart, so he had to persuade: "Third uncle, didn't I tell you that I want to mingle with my subordinates?" ”
Zhang Fei's eyes widened like copper bells, and he said angrily: "I listened to you!" On weekdays, I learn from my eldest brother and second brother, and eat and live with them! ”
"Just because of this, Ah Juan quarreled with me a lot!"
Liu Mang was a little dazed and asked, "Third uncle, dare to ask how you did it?" ”
Zhang Fei laughed and said, "Big nephew, you have a good mouth today!" Let's kill pigs in the army! ”
After that, Zhang Fei took Liu Mang's hand, and the uncle and nephew each had a bowl of wheat rice, and they came to the soldiers.
"Eat! Give me all to eat, you're welcome! ”
Zhang Fei clamped his chopsticks, and if there was no one around, he concentrated on eating meat.
The general didn't put his chopsticks, how dare the soldiers eat?
What's more, Zhang Fei's amount of food is called a big one, and he doesn't give other soldiers a chance to move chopsticks at all.
Even his nephew Liu Mang was just trying to survive in the cracks and ate two slices of lean meat!
"Eat! I'll dine with you next time! ”
"Will ...... The general walked slowly......"
"What are you crying about? Is it possible to die in the family? ”
Liu Mang hurriedly pushed Zhang Fei away, this third uncle was really open-mouthed, he sympathized with Cao Bao again, what kind of grievance did he suffer from the third uncle?
"How's it going, Mang'er! I'm doing a good job! ”
"Not bad...... Fart! ”
Liu Mang said helplessly: "Third uncle, as for what you said about living together?" ”
Zhang Fei smiled, "Today you are with the third uncle!" When you were a child, the third uncle was still sleeping with you in Xuzhou, but you always cried and made trouble at night, fortunately your third uncle slept well! ”
Liu Mang wanted to cry without tears, but Zhang Fei warmly invited him, and he could only put a beauty like a foot trainer to experience Zhang Fei's sleep test.
"Whew...... Ha! ”
"Whew!!! Ha!!! ”
The sound is like thunder, and the momentum is like a galloping horse!
Even if Liu Mang blocked his ears, he was still shocked by Zhang Fei's snoring and couldn't sleep!
People sleep for money, and the third uncle sleeps deadly!
"Fan Jiang and Zhang Da didn't grate you, it's really their good-tempered ......"
"Alas! Who made me your nephew, I don't want to find a way, who thinks of a way! ”
"Third uncle, third uncle, you sleep when you sleep, and you still open your eyes, who is not afraid to see this?"
The next day, Zhang Fei woke up and stretched, but saw Liu Mang lying on the table early to read.
"Mang'er! Didn't sleep well yesterday? Why do all the dark circles come out? ”
"Third uncle, I thank you! In the future, you should not eat and live with the soldiers, it is obviously a kind of torture! ”
Zhang Fei said anxiously: "Then you should tell me what to do!" I've asked about the lying worm, the pheasant and the king! None of them would say anything! ”
Liu Mang expressed his understanding, what did you ask Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong and Xu Shu to say?
Say you don't leave food when you eat, say you snore, say you don't take a shower before going to bed?
"Third uncle, treat the soldiers well, it's not like that!"
"If you continue, you will only increase the grumbling in the hearts of the soldiers!"
Hearing this, Zhang Fei said anxiously: "What should I do!" Your third uncle would never want to be alienated by the soldiers like this! ”
Alas......
Liu Mang said bluntly: "I have a trick, as long as the third uncle follows suit, I can definitely win the hearts of the soldiers and make them grateful to Dade!" ”
"The premise is that you have to promise me that you will not eat and sleep with the soldiers in the future, it is too scary!"
Zhang Fei nodded again and again, and laughed: "My brother who fights, my uncle and nephew who go into battle, or my eldest nephew knows that I feel sorry!" ”
"Tell me quickly, how can we win the hearts of the army? Or do I send each of them a picture of a lady? ”
Liu Mang hurriedly shook his head, "Third uncle! The army is already full of masculinity, and if you send a picture of a lady, how will they vent? ”
"Let's go! Come with me to school! ”