Chapter 300: Zhang Fei was drunk and scolded Zhang Junyi
Danqu Village, Mengtou Village, Dangshi Village, Zhang He and Sanzhai put more wooden cannon stones, stick to no war.
Lei Tong led his troops up the mountain to capture the camp, but saw the wooden cannon stones falling straight down from the ditch village on the mountain.
The Cao army of Dangshi and Mengtou slaughtered from the left and right, and Lei Tong hurriedly led his troops to retreat when he saw this.
Zhang He laughed, "Ring-eyed thief, dare to attack my Sanzhai?" ”
Lei Tong was defeated and looked ashamed, but Zhang Fei did not punish him.
Even if he personally led the army to attack, it would be a fool's dream to break through these three villages.
"Zhang He has two brushes."
Zhang Fei then whispered: "Big nephew! Zhang He of the dog day, crazy with your third uncle again! ”
"What's the best idea, the eldest nephew is coming quickly! The third uncle wants to defeat Zhang He twice! ”
Liu Mang shook his head, "The three villages are at each other's corners, and the strong attack will definitely not succeed." ”
Zhang Fei was disappointed when he heard this, "Alas! I didn't expect that even the eldest nephew couldn't do anything about Zhang He's Wang Ba shell! ”
Liu Mang rolled his eyes, "Third uncle, who said I can't help it?" ”
"At this time, you need the third uncle to give full play to the characteristics of low quality!"
Low quality?
Zhang Fei's old face turned red and defended: "Nonsense! Your third uncle is good at gongbi painting and is a master of the Taoyuan School of painting! ”
"Third uncle, you are drunk and angry, causing my father to lose his office!"
"Nonsense! Your third uncle scattered all his family wealth, and your father and your second uncle fought against the Yellow Turban, and the three heroes fought against Lu Bu! ”
"Third uncle, you drunk and beat Cao Bao, causing my father to lose Xuzhou, and by the way, he lost me!"
You......
Seeing that the eldest nephew was clever and clever, Zhang Fei scolded angrily: "Rebel! Your third uncle and I are just of low quality! ”
Liu Mang gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "The third uncle can bend and stretch, and he is really a big husband!" ”
"As long as this is the case, you will definitely be able to break Zhang He!"
A few days ago, Zhang Fei made a posture to attack the city and pull out the village, and his subordinates Xing Daorong, Lei Tong, Fan Jiang, and Zhang Da took turns to attack the mountain.
As a result, all of them returned in vain, and many soldiers were injured.
After staying on the fifth day, Zhang Fei seemed to be rotten, directly took the jar of wine, sat down at the bottom of the mountain and drank it.
"General, you said before that you must not drink alcohol during the march!"
"Are you teaching me Lao Zhang to do things? Pull me out and whip me first! ”
Zhang Fei took matters into his own hands and beat Fan Jiang, Zhang Da pleaded, but he was also disposed of by Zhang Fei.
In front of Zhang He, Zhang Fei angrily pumped his subordinates and whipped the officers, all of which were clearly seen by Zhang He.
"Ring-eyed thief, this move is a taboo for soldiers!"
Zhang He had long heard that Zhang Fei was drunk and lost in Xuzhou, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Who knew that after Zhang Fei finished smoking Fan Jiang Zhang Da, he was even more drunk, and scolded directly at the mountain!
The sound is like thunder, and the momentum is like a galloping horse!
Zhang Fei's voice is absolutely amazing!
"Zhang He dog thief!"
"You have mouse eyes, hooked nose, eight-character eyebrows, provocative ears, big flipping mouth, yellow plate teeth, chicken neck, rotten neck, long and short hands, big and small hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist."
"Do you think you're still a human being? If it were you, I would have hanged myself early! ”
Zhang He was furious when he heard this, and his subordinates persuaded him: "General, don't be angry!" ”
Zhang He pushed away his subordinates and scolded Zhang Fei: "Ring-eyed thief! You black charcoal-like thing, out of such vicious words, be careful not to die well! ”
Zhang Fei took a sip of wine, moistened his throat, and said with a smile: "Even if I die, I will pull you as a backstop!" ”
Zhang He scolded angrily: "Ring-eyed thief, you are foul language, be careful that you have no PY when you give birth to a son!" ”
Zhang Fei couldn't stop laughing, talking about spraying people, in addition to Liu Mang, their family also has a sleeping dragon and phoenix!
"You gave birth to a son who didn't have PY!"
Zhang He was angry and scolded angrily: "Now that there are three villages here, I will see how long you can be fierce!" ”
Zhang Fei took another sip of wine, wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "Fierce until you burp!" You are not worthy of being a human being for glory by betraying the Lord, and it is better to be a ghost than to be a human being. I am so angry that you faint, and I am a ghost to scare away your soul. ”
Zhang He was so angry that he trembled, and even more excited, a mouthful of old blood spurted out!
"General! Quickly help the general to rest! ”
Cao Jun hurriedly helped Zhang He to leave.
"Ring-eyed thief! A certain vow to kill you to vent his anger! ”
Zhang He was angry, and hated Zhang Fei even more in his heart.
After Zhang He left, Zhang Fei ordered someone to loosen the tie for Fan Jiang and Zhang Da.
After coming to the barracks, Zhang Fei personally applied medicine to the two.
"Just now, in order to provoke Zhang He, I have done a lot of serious things, and I hope the two brothers will not blame!"
Zhang Fei took the medicine himself, his attitude was sincere, Fan Jiang Zhang Da was moved in his heart, where would there be resentment?
"General, the two of us know that this is a ploy, and we will never hold a grudge against the general!"
"As long as I can defeat Zhang He again, it will cost me two lives, and I will not give up!"
Zhang Fei continued to medicate the two of them, nodded and said, "If I defeat Zhang He again, you two should be the first gong!" I do what I say! ”
Fan Jiang Zhang Da was overjoyed when he heard this, today's ten whips are worth it!
"You two rest early!"
Zhang Fei walked out of the barracks, and then came to Liu Mang's residence, and said flatteringly: "Big nephew! Hey! How am I doing today? ”
After that, he also stepped forward to rub Liu Mang's shoulders, his uncle and nephew were filial, and it was peaceful.
"It's okay! Vomit blood from Zhang He's scolding, and have a fight with Mr.! ”
"Third uncle, you still need to be like this tomorrow......"
Hearing what Liu Mang said, Zhang Fei wondered: "Big nephew! How good is that? Today, in order to act like a little bit, I can't get out of bed with Fan Jiang Zhang Da! ”
Syllable!
Liu Mang snapped his fingers, and the two walked out from behind the screen.
Zhang Fei was overjoyed when he saw this!
"With the help of the two of them, tomorrow will definitely be able to open Zhang He's eight shells!"
"Third uncle, in order to calculate Zhang He, a few days ago, I asked them to rush to support!"
When Zhang He woke up, he vowed to kill Zhang Fei to vent his anger.
"The ring-eyed thief has courage and no strategy, and he will eventually be defeated by me!"
"If this man drinks again tomorrow, our army will take it from the mountain!"
"Condescending, but powerful!"
Everyone received orders one after another, and the three villages built by Zhang He convinced them and made them more convinced of Zhang He's judgment.
The next day.
Zhang Fei played a new trick again, and ordered Lei Tong and Xing Daorong to wrestle in front of the battle.
"Come, come, come! Buy and go! ”
"Xing Daorong is now paying two for one!"
"Don't look at Lei Tong's thinness, I'll bet on him to win with a thousand straight and a hundred dollars!"
Zhang Fei obeyed Liu Mang's order and placed a bet in public, which made Zhang He even more convinced.
Lei Tong and Xing Daorong are also really falling, after all, Zhang Fei has a word first, if anyone wins, then whoever owns the 1,000 straight and 100 dollars!
Seeing this, the soldiers applauded one after another, and bet for the optimistic general.
"Huh! Ring-eyed thief, do you really dare not go down the mountain to rob the camp? ”
Zhang He's eyes were cold, Zhang Fei was so drunk, and when the night came, it would be a repeat of Xuzhou's defeat!
"Everyone, go rest now, and bury the pot when you wake up!"
"Eat and drink enough, follow me to attack Zhang Fei at night!"
Zhang Fei at the foot of the mountain, pretending to be drunk, muttered: "Mang'er is really a ghost, Zhang He Wang Ba has taken the bait!" ”