Chapter 732: Squirting People? The prime minister is also the director!
What kind of quality did Ma Chao meet Wei Jiang in the past?
Tiger idiot Xu Chu, Zhang He, Xu Huang among the five good generals, or famous generals like Xiahou Yuan.
Look at Hu Zun and Wang Chang in front of them, although they are young and promising, even if they are given another twenty years, it will never be possible to reach the strength of those famous generals.
"Hu Zun, if you don't use that marksmanship again, I'm afraid you and I will have to confess here today!"
Wang Chang struggled to resist, and hurriedly reminded Hu Zun not to hide his clumsiness!
"Damn, use it now!"
Hu Zun took a deep breath and tried his best to kill Ma Chao.
The Hu family returned to the gun together, that is, it was necessary to use the indomitable momentum and the concept of dying together with the enemy to scare off the invading enemy.
Achieve the goal of the enemy wounding us strong, the enemy killing me and wounding me.
Unless, the person you meet is a crazy person and is not afraid of dying together!
It just so happens that Ma Chao is this kind of madman!
"Well done! Look at you and me whose gun is faster! β
Ma Chao shouted, and the tiger head Zhan golden gun killed Hu Zun directly.
At that moment, Hu Zun only felt that the whole person was wrapped in Ma Chao's murderous aura!
Even if they all die together, he will die in the end!
Hu Zun thought of this, turned over and fell off the horse directly, and dodged Ma Chao's shot in an extremely embarrassed posture.
Wang Chang was stunned on the spot, saying that the good ones would end up together, but it was not a dog gnawing mud!
"Run!"
Hu Zun didn't look back, and ran away with his head directly.
Seeing this, Wang Chang didn't have time to fight with Ma Chao again.
Although he was not afraid of death, he did not take the initiative to seek death.
Seeing the two rising stars of the Wei State fleeing from the battlefield in this way, Ma Chao didn't bother to chase after him.
After all, it is easy to be ambushed after chasing the past.
"Guts rats, it's not too late to kill you next time I see you!"
Ma Chao rode his horse and came to Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang.
"Your Majesty, Prime Minister, the last general is fortunate not to be dishonored, and he has repelled the invading enemy!"
Liu Bei personally stepped forward to help Ma Chao up, and said with a smile: "Meng Qi is brave and good at fighting, and I am the one who guards Huo Ye!" β
When Ma Chao heard this, he was quite moved in his heart, knowing his status in Liu Bei's heart.
"Meng Qi, would you like to go with me to meet Sima Yi?"
"The prime minister invited, how could Ma Chao refuse?"
One rode the famous horse of Liangzhou to burn the fire, the other was pushed by a four-wheeled vehicle, and under the shadow of the two was the trembling Wei army.
"Zhuge Kongming!"
Sima Yi glared at the other party angrily, "With me for a day, you don't want to attack Hongnong!" β
Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and said with a smile: "Sima Taifu, he is in a hurry!" β
"As the saying goes, salute first and then soldier, but Sima Taifu likes to do the opposite, and Liang can only helplessly face the battle."
Zhuge Liang won for a while, so he went to talk to Sima Yi, with only one purpose, that is, to engage the other party's mentality.
Sima Yi was really fooled, on weekdays, he must be as stable as an old dog.
However, what he met today was his old enemy Zhuge Liang, even if the other party wins, it is unreasonable to come to show off his might in front of him.
"Zhuge Villager, don't plough in Wollongong, and want to pry the general trend of the world!"
"I married a stinky daughter-in-law before I could enter the Jingzhou Shi clan."
"In my opinion, what kind of bullshit Prime Minister Zhuge is just a little white face!"
Zhuge Liang's appearance, that is a face like a crown of jade, a very great appearance, an absolutely handsome guy.
On the other hand, Sima Yi looks at the wolf and looks haze, and he is not a good person at first glance.
"Prime Minister......
Ma Chao admitted that it was the first time he saw Zhuge Liang angry.
Prime Minister Zhuge on weekdays has always been a humble gentleman who is as gentle as jade!
"Sima Yi!"
Zhuge Liang pointed at the other party and scolded loudly: "I'll knock on Lima!" β
A national scolding opened the prelude to Zhuge Wolong's output.
"Eagle eyes on wolves, and is still blown into a strange vision?"
"You're really a blind bear with flowersβno human appearance!"
"It looks crooked and cracked, and the ghost head has toad eyes!"
"Those who lack morality, those who suffer knives, can't give birth to a dog within a radius of five hundred miles!"
"There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, my father is Wang Banniang is a turtle, and there is no good person in the family!"
Liu Bei was embarrassed, and couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead.
Zhang He on the side said in a low voice: "Your Majesty...... Thinking about the battle of Wakou Pass that day, the three generals scolded none of the prime ministers! β
Zhang He's cultivation was scolded by Zhang Fei to break the defense, not to mention Zhuge Liang himself.
"Ahem! Jun Yi, the prime minister is not the same as Yide! β
"If the other party scolds, the prime minister will never take the initiative to attack him personally."
"If the other party doesn't talk about martial arts, the prime minister will definitely greet his ancestors for eighteen generations!"
Liu Bei sighed and said: "It's all to blame on that rebel, what kind of scolding experience do you exchange with the prime minister on weekdays!" β
Zhang He took a deep breath, glad that he was already a member of the Han army, at least he didn't have to suffer the baptism of Liu Mang, Zhuge Liang, and Zhang Fei.
"Your Majesty...... There are so many trolls in our big man! β
"Ahem! Junyi, this is called a pre-battle battle, and it's not a troll! β
After all, it is his own family, and Liu Bei must try his best to save his respect.
Sima Yi was on top of the city tower, so angry that his whole body was full of anger and blood, and his anger rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover.
"Two fight one, and you are counter-killed, will you fight?"
"You Sima Yi came here to give me a head?"
"Your name is Sima Yi, you have a Sima face, and you do Sima things!"
Zhuge Liang was still in the concubine, and he was insulting one after another, but Sima Yi's mouth looked so pale.
Fang Cai's little white face was already his only highlight moment.
On the other hand, as soon as Zhuge Liang opened his mouth, it was a torrential rain and strong wind, which was unguardable.
"Prime Minister...... Stop scolding......"
Ma Chao was unwilling, "Why don't you tell Sima Yi to come down, I'll stab him to death with one shot!" β
Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and said with a smile: "Everyone, Liang is not like this on weekdays!" β
Sima Yi only felt dizzy, in his impression, Zhuge Liang was a gentleman like jade, and now he was a troll like a gun, and he just wanted to cover his ears with his hands to isolate the noise!
"Mingjin collects his troops and fights again in the future!"
Sima Yi gritted his teeth and finally retreated decisively.
He just wanted to hurry down the city gate now, so as not to be insulted by Zhuge Liang again.
"Don't go! Real men should squirt! β
"If the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, can you Sima Zhongda be dumb?"
"It's the same, there's no handle below, and there's no mouth above!"
Sima Yi was furious, and finally chose to go directly down the city tower.
"Gone? I'll spray it again tomorrow, and I'll see you there! β
Zhuge Liang even whistled, and it was the first time for the Han army to see the prime minister so frivolous!
"I ...... I love the prime minister so much! β
"It's worthy of being one of my three big trolls!"
"Wen Neng is splendid, Wu Neng scolds the whole family!"
Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and greeted the Han army.
"Your Majesty, I'm afraid Sima Yi won't be able to shrink out."
"Prime Minister, isn't our army going to spend time with him in Hongnong?"
Liu Bei was worried, he attacked Hongnong, but it was to deal with the eldest son Liu Mang.
"Don't worry, Ryo has a secret weapon!"