Chapter 218: What a script

"It is said that this Sijia is an ivy of Kyoto, the sea of immortal pine, although there have been several twists and turns, but still in the country and the wind and water, Sinan this person is in the power of the Executive Yuan, the fifth ruling of the country, for the left and right, is the first rate of the dynasty." Mr. Liu said with a smile, "This homesickness and the master are the same thoughts, and it seems to have a lot to do with the master." ”

"Homesickness, what a homesickness, what do they want to do?" The Master snorted coldly, and the air around him began to be depressed.

Mr. Liu continued regardless of it, "Qi Zhu is in Kyoto, Sinan visited him several times, and treated him with the courtesy of an eldest brother, saying that the master is his father, his mother is Shen Wanqiu, and Qi Zhu is the first economic envoy under the master's seat, holding a sword, or to move around more, I think this Sinan is also a gentle and frugal person." ”

"Bastard, the old man has never seen such a brazen person." The master said angrily, "He, Shen Nan, is embarrassed to say that I am his father?" ”

"When Qi Xu sent a letter, I asked the master, what should I do?" Mr. Liu forced a smile and said to the master.

"Just dispose of it yourself. Tell him, I have nothing to do with this homesick family, this Shen family is really shameless, when the list caught a son-in-law, forced me to marry Miss Shen Wanqiu of the Shen family, I don't want to, and I don't want to do it in late autumn, but Shen Huaixi, the old thief, persecuted Late Autumn all day long, so that late Autumn was depressed, and on the day of marriage, I and Wanqiu announced that the marriage contract was invalid in the hall, and the Shen family lost all the face, and then I was suppressed by Shen Huaixi, the old horseman, and found a reason to exile the Two Realms Mountain. The master said, "Later, I destroyed the three graves, punished the five classics, except for the eight ropes, strengthened the nine hills, and swept away the world's rotten Confucianism, and the Shen family saw that I was powerful, so they passed a son to Shen Wanqiu, which is this Shen Nan." ”

"Catching a son-in-law under the list, you don't lose a beautiful talk, you have also completed the process of three media and six hiring, legally speaking, Shen Wanqiu is indeed your wife, Shen Nan passed on to Shen Wanqiu, it should indeed be regarded as your son, master, I advise you to admit it." Mr. Liu still said unhurriedly to the master.

"Old Liu, you are really 。。。。。"

"Isn't it that you found out that you were deceived, and then imprisoned Jiuqiu, this Shen Nan threatened to have nothing to do with you in order to dissociate himself from you, and he was at odds with you, the old thief." Mr. Liu suddenly laughed, "I said Master, are you killed by righteousness?" ”

"If that's the case, I don't care." The master sighed, "Shen Huaixi showed Shen Xi Xianjun the status of the Shen family in late autumn, and swept late autumn out of the house, so that late autumn died of depression. ”

"Shen Xi is also old and confused."

"He is shrewd, at that time I was the enemy of Confucianism in the world, and he called himself a Confucian Sword Immortal in his life, and gathered a large number of Confucian disciples, for his so-called reputation, he would not want to have anything to do with me." The master said, "Later, when the Wushen Dynasty was overthrown, Shen Huaixi saw that the situation was not good, and went to the Two Realms Mountain to seek protection from Shen Xi, and the remaining Shen Nan and others learned that I was one of the main participants, so they enshrined the tablet of late autumn in the ancestral hall and changed their surname to Si. And I hurriedly returned because of the sealing riot, and the few Jinglun envoys left behind were concerned about this relationship, so they did not pursue the matter of the Shen family's witch god dynasty. ”

"At that time, you were unsettled because of Li Jie's matter, and I was severely injured by Tao Zhenzhen's sneak attack, and in a mess, the Shen family's little thing was forgotten. Later, the Shen family established a family with Confucianism, and with the support of the Confucian children of the Two Realms Mountain, it was also in the turmoil of the country. Mr. Liu said, "The world's scholars, Confucianism prides itself on being orthodox, and has always been friendly with immortals and Buddhas, which is the first practice of the human race, and it is also ironic to say that you, the public enemy of Confucianism, were also from Confucianism." ”

"Some Confucianists are unruly and think very highly of themselves, and at critical times, they see the wind making the rudder, just like the grass on the wall, swaying, so right, don't do it." The master looked disdainful, "Some great Confucians don't even want the spirit of scholars, in order to live forever, join the demon clan, and some demon gods rely on these Confucian great Confucians on their own territory to implement the policy of fooling the people, so as to steadily harvest flesh and blood and souls, which is more hateful than the Ten Thousand Demon Sect." ”

"Master's words are biased, Confucianism is not so unbearable, although it is a little old-fashioned, but most Confucian children can still adhere to the righteousness in their hearts." Mr. Liu said, "For example, the homesick Qiliner Siyi, full of splendid articles, poems and songs, all of which are refined, and the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting in Kyoto are unique, the key is to be a graceful person, known as the first genius in Kyoto." ”

"You old tree is talking back, you think I can't hear it? If a spring flows down from the top of a mountain, and the water upstream has rotted, will the water flowing down be spared? The master said, "Although I don't agree with the concept of the immortal Buddha offering his body with all things in heaven and earth, I agree with one thing, the right to speak in the world is in the hands of those who have power, and only those who have power can change the rules of the world, so the world, the fate of ordinary beings, how has there been liberation, how has there been freedom, how has there been a future." ”

"It's far away, I'll summon Qi Xu, if there is a homesick door, all of them will be received by monkeys, how about it?" Mr. Liu said with a smile, "If I tell the monkey about these past events, I guess this homesick situation will not be very easy." ”

"The Shen family." The master glanced at Mr. Liu, "I don't think about it, but I've never admitted that I'm homesick." ”

"Hahaha." Mr. Liu burst out laughing, raised a glass of wine, and drank it down. "Everyone in the world knows that Kyoto is homesick, how to come to the Shen family in Kyoto, homesickness is like a brilliant sunrise, and the Shen family is already yesterday's yellow flower."

While the two were arguing, there was a loud noise in the direction of the kitchen, the master frowned slightly, spilled a glass of wine and floated in the air to form a water mirror, the peach in the water mirror was spotless, Li Xie got up from the ground with a dirty face, and a pot on the ground was split in half.

Tao Yao's voice came from the mirror, "Xiao Langjun, how to grasp the size of this firepower, I really don't understand, what is medium fire, big fire, small fire, for a while, this power is not properly controlled, please forgive me." ”

Li Xie looked at Tao Yao and gritted his teeth, "Come again, I don't believe that I can't eat it in my mouth today." ”

The two cleaned up, Tao Yao took out a new pot, and said to Li Jie, "Xiao Langjun, there are not a few mouthfuls of the pot, after Mr. Qi Zhu comes back, how will you and I explain." ”

"How do you explain? I asked the master to go, and when the uncle came back, he told him that the master would not let me eat. Li Xie packed up the knife in his hand and continued to complain to Tao Yao, "You said that with such a big master's mansion, don't you hire a few servants?" At least recruit a cook, is it because the master is short of money? ”

Tao Yao didn't answer, but bowed in the direction of the master.

Mr. Liu looked at the two people in the water mirror, and looked at the master, "Kitchen, is this kid about to be driven crazy by Tao Yao's food, and he actually started it himself, but the master just asked?" ”

The master hid his face, "The so-called gentleman is far away from cooking, and I also know six tricks in cooking." Let the two of them toss. After all, I'm short of money and can't afford to hire a servant. ”

Mr. Liu glanced at the master with a scrutinizing gaze, "You don't have any money?" The cheap son of your ruling dynasty is in charge of the money bag of the dynasty, or you don't recognize a son and live a legendary good life. ”

The master glared at Mr. Liu, "Whoever loves to recognize it, is worldly money useful to you and me?" ”

Li Xie and Tao Yao after dozens of cooperation, dozens of times to fry over the stove, finally did not make the first pot of braised deaf meat, looking at the red and translucent meat at the bottom of the pot, Li Xie picked up a piece with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, some prickly, it was not shaved clean, the fishy smell was slightly heavier, it was not marinated in place, the bite was not rotten, it was a lack of heat, forget it, everything is fine, it is a bit of a waste cheek, but after all, it is a familiar recipe and a familiar taste.

"Xiao Langjun, you meat... Tao Yao looked at this pot of meat, her brows furrowed, "The smoke and fire are too heavy, why don't I make another dish of Dongpo meat... ”

"Dongpo pork, isn't this braised pork?" Li Xie took advantage of the situation to reply, and suddenly paused, "Brother Taoyao, what did you just say?" ”

"Your pot of meat is too fatty, the smoke is too heavy, and the food hurts the body, Xiao Langjun should focus on light at this time, and don't let your appetite go." Tao Yao said.

"No, what did you just say you were going to cook?" Li Xie thought he was having auditory hallucinations, and hurriedly asked.

"Dongpo meat." Tao Yao said, "That's what I've done for you in the past few days." ”

Tao Yao's faint voice was like a thunderbolt exploding in Li Jie's ears, this can't be a duplicate name, it can't be a coincidence, right? It must be a coincidence, Dongpo meat, where does Su Dongpo come from in this world, there is no Su Dongpo, where does Dongpo meat come from, it must be a coincidence, besides, the thing that Tao Yao makes can be called Dongpo meat? The thing that the dog has to shake his head when he sees it will be the Dongpo meat that is popular all over the country?

"Dongpo meat, please talk about it in detail with Brother Taoyao." Li Jie's face was a little stiff, hoping that it was not the kind of result he expected, someone wore it before him and brought Su Dongpo's Dongpo meat.

If the situation is worse, what should I do if the road of copying the public is let go first? Crossing over, if it is the world of Confucianism and Taoism, this is his only golden finger, saying that what is the treatment of other people's traversers, what is the treatment of their own crossings, people have to die than people, and goods are thrown away, if he really knows that he is wearing it, Li Xie now seriously suspects that he has worn a fake Yue.

The only thing that can be done now is to pray that if there is really a crossing predecessor, then this person would better be a cook, who does not know what poetry and songs, and according to the current level of information dissemination, Dongpo meat is probably spread by falsehood, and the correct approach has not been fully circulated.

I only heard Tao Yao say, "Dolphin meat is based on the Dongpo meat method, which is recorded in ancient books. Don't urge him when he is familiar with himself, and he is beautiful when he is full. As for the source, it is the classical book "The Anthology of the Three Fathers and Sons of the Su Family", Ode to Pork. ”

Li Jie's head went blank in an instant, senior, you are wearing other people's shoes, going your own way, so that others have no shoes and no way to go, you copy it, but it is a leftover soup for future generations, you said that you copy a Su Shi, I can understand, but you have served the three fathers and sons of the Su family even to the pot, can you be kind?

This ruthless man took away everything, it's a werewolf, no, it's three points, wolf fire.

Li Xie suddenly felt blocked in his heart, his nose was sour, and he wanted to cry, but when he saw the chopsticks in his hand, he was still on the ground indignantly, and the ghost made a god and said, "I can't eat when I stop cupping, I want to hang the southeast branch." ”

"Xiao Langjun said it wrong, he couldn't eat when he stopped throwing the cup, and he was at a loss when he drew his sword and looked around." Tao Yao's emotionless voice continued to sound, "If I remember correctly, this is from the "Anthology of the Immortal Li Taibai", and it is difficult to walk. ”

Li Xie stood up and staggered, he really didn't like a son, after copying the three fathers and sons of the Su family, he gave Li Bai to Huo Huo, this senior is no longer a fellow senior, this is simply a wolf annihilation. Fellow countryman, a shot in the back, but this shot was too aggrieved, and there was no place for people to be reasonable.

"Self-hanging southeast branch, it should be from Yuefu poem peacock flying southeast, wandering under the garden tree, hanging southeast branch." Tao Yao's voice sounded again, Li Xie already had tens of millions of divine beasts galloping in his heart at this time, who is that, don't let me know where you are buried, even if you are a senior, you are a fellow, I will dig you out and break your bones and ashes, don't take it like this, your road is narrow, you know no.

"Xiao Langjun's face is not good, but he is tired?" Tao Yao asked, "That's all for today, cooking is also quite painstaking." ”

Li Xie Mu nodded, his mind was full of the traverser who was not the son of man, although he knew that if he crossed first, it was estimated that he would do more than him, but he couldn't be angry, the 5,000-year-old civilization of China is shared by the descendants of China, you do this, isn't this a destruction of unity.

According to the law of the big network text, isn't it rare to encounter the traversal crowd, and if you wear it twice, you will die? You wear it, although everyone knows that copying the public is the easiest way, but can you develop productivity, improve production conditions, improve production and life efficiency, at least let this backward world open industrial civilization.

You, the predecessor of the crossing, are nothing, you will only satisfy your own vanity, and be a copyist who is not conducive to the development of the world, it is really a blind crossing, and you have lost the face of our crossers, and our generation of time-travelers is ashamed to be with this person.

Li Xie seemed to have forgotten the fact that he was also planning to be a copyist, and the corner of his eyes inadvertently swept the salt and sugar on the stove, only to find that the salt was fine salt and the sugar was granulated sugar. Although I don't know if it's the masterpiece of my predecessors, the fire in my heart seems to be even stronger, and after being copied, what else can I do? Cement, glass, and black gunpowder, these three things really belong to the younger brother in this world, and they really have no effect on the power that can change the world, and they can't do it by themselves when they have a curative effect of hand-rubbing mushroom eggs.

"Xiao Langjun remember to bathe at night, and tomorrow the master will enlighten you." Tao Yao's voice sounded behind Li Jie, and Li Xie waved his hand with lack of interest, "Got it." ”

Li Jie, who was upset by the predecessors, didn't know how he returned to his small courtyard, Wen Zhaogong's road seemed to be blocked, as for the knowledge of Mr. De and Mr. Sai, the logic at the bottom of the world is different, shouting Mr. De in his mouth, the fairy Buddha and the demon slapped him casually, no matter what reason you have, what justice will turn into ashes, as for Mr. Sai's knowledge, maybe in such a world, it can only be called a miracle Yinqiao, every time the master summons himself, it is like an instantaneous movement, This is the ceiling that Mr. Sey's knowledge at this stage cannot reach in any way.

Depressed, Goldfinger, where are you? It's just that there is no gold finger to cross, but it is still a world that has been crossed by people, which is really annoying, just like in my previous life I went to a mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone with a two-month salary, and was fooled by the clerk to output, and bought a second-hand one at the same price, the key is that the main functional module is still bad, and it is a fire when you think about it.

I seem to have missed something, so I feel uncomfortable. Li Xie sat up from the bed, who is this traverser?