"How can the genus of flies and insects be in the Master's Mansion? With me and Liu Lao here, mosquitoes, flies, insects and rats can't avoid it, is there an enemy around? In this way, you should report to the master and Liu Lao as a precaution. Tao Yao turned around and wanted to leave, and Li Xie was a little at a loss.

This is a chicken and a duck talking, Tao Yao's wood, Li Xie had no choice but to say, "Maybe my hands were not very clean just now, and when I rubbed my eyes, I was careless." ”

Tao Yao was puzzled again, "When eating, you need to clean your hands, Xiao Langjun has just washed it." ”

"Maybe it's not clean." Li Xie was already short of words, and secretly complained in his heart, Tao Yao, do you know that you will talk to death like this? Can you not be so serious?

"In this way, Xiao Langjun also needs to pay attention to food hygiene." Tao Yao said.

Li Xie replied to Tao Yao weakly, lowered his head and worked hard to compete with the three-piece suit, Tao Yao, don't you hate it so much?

Soon after the meal, Li Xie sat in the room and meditated on the three-character scripture he studied in the library yesterday, which was also funny, the things used for enlightenment in his previous life were actually enshrined as a guideline, and there were actually some shadows of ancient history in it?

Isn't your own proverb a thousand-word essay? Why do you want to read the Three Character Sutra yourself instead of the Thousand Character Scripture?

The trouble is that if you don't know that the three-character scripture is a three-character sentence, the broken sentence is really a problem, yes, thousands of words are sprinkled together, all of them are connected together, a dense number of words, dense phobia to call the insider, known as the tens of thousands of years of history of the Confucians, actually did not even invent basic punctuation?

I asked the Master about this question, and the Master said that the Taiclassical books handed down by the sages need a method called sentence reading when reading. Generally speaking, the language is a sentence, the language is a pause, the speech is paused, and the tone is paused.

It's just a broken sentence, it's so mysterious, who won't say the same, Li Xie was thinking about whether to get the punctuation marks out, and shocked the master's eyeballs. Lest the old thing babble all day long, it's time to show the true skill of the traverser.

Just when Li Xie was ambitious and wanted to use the knowledge of his previous life to make a big move, a cry similar to "Oh" came from the sky, the voice was low and penetrating, which made people tremble.

At this time, Li Jie's voice came from his ears, "Come quickly." ”

Li Jie's heart tightened, could it be that there was an enemy? Is it a strategic shift for the master to tell him to leave quickly? Wouldn't it, there is still a hidden boss like the master who is nervous?

Is there still a possibility, according to the law of online literature, the plot of the novice village of the Confucius Mansion is about to end? The master's hidden identity as a big guy was discovered by the enemy, and the enemy sent a more bullish boss to wash the master's mansion in blood, should he slip away first to pay respect?

But the existence of the master and the son being overturned, where is it not a death to run by yourself?

But there was no trace of nervousness in the master's voice, could it be that the master was already confident, fearless, and called himself over, because he was afraid that his oil bottle would become the handle of the other party, after all, according to the principle of the wooden barrel, the shortest plank determines the upper limit of the water capacity of the wooden barrel.

The four people or demons in the Master's Mansion, no matter how you look at it, they are all the weakest, and the shortest board must have not run away, and the master called himself over, probably to make up for his own shortcomings?

But if you are in the center of the big guy's storm, can you bear this little body?

The second is speculation according to the laws of the Internet text, the master must have hidden a heavy treasure or a big secret, and now that the enemy is attacking, the master must let himself pack up the treasure or tell himself the secret, let himself go to relatives and friends, or go incognito, and start a life of exile.

It's a little exciting to think about it.,Isn't this the template for the protagonist of the online article.,Since then, I've carried the mission of the master.,After hard work, find out the enemy.,Open the protagonist mode of God blocking and killing God.,Buddha block and kill Buddha.,The group wiped out the other party.,Walk to the pinnacle of life.,Well,This is the script that should be taken through the crowd, isn't it?

As for the safety of the master, a man who is said to be helpless even to the immortals and Buddhas, a hidden boss who doesn't want to be disciplined, is the question of safety considered by himself?

As for whether it is reasonable or not, what is unreasonable after all of them, this is still a world of cultivation, and it is reasonable for a 10,000-year-old immortal to emerge from any corner.

In case the master can't bear it, Li Xie still feels quite uncomfortable, although the old man of the master loves to pretend to be thirteen and is still wilted, on the whole, it is still very good for himself, like a teacher and a father, how can he bear to watch the master die like this?

But if this is an online plot killing, what can you do? Calling for off-site assistance? Where's the support? Who can support?

Li Xie suddenly remembered the jade pendant that the master gave him, according to the knowledge that the master instilled in him, there is a prohibition on the jade pendant, after activating it with Haoran Qi, all the jade pendant bearers will receive an emergency summons, which is related to the life and death of the disciples of the Human Sect, and the disciples of the Human Sect will do their best to rescue.

Li Xie ran towards the master's courtyard, stretched out his hand to his eyebrows, and for a while, he was angry, forming a small ball of light on Li Jie's fingertips, and then pasted his finger on the jade pendant, as long as he saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately activated the ban.

When passing by the peach blossom forest, I saw Tao Yao standing under the peach blossom tree, and there was a huge crane-shaped monster in front of him, about five or six meters high, with its wings spread out dozens of meters long, which was extremely oppressive and impactful.

I saw the strange crane stretching its neck and raising its head to the sky to make a "oh" cry, the stone hammer, this is the attacking demon beast, Tao Yao is confronting it, maybe there will be a big war soon.

Tao Yao's eyes looked at Li Xie and nodded to Li Jie, as if to say, don't worry about me here, go to the master quickly.

Li Xie also nodded at Tao Yao, silently contemplated, triggered the proverbs, spit out a heavenly character in his mouth, and his figure suddenly crossed the small lake and appeared outside the door of the master's courtyard.

The tense air was about to erupt, Li Xie pushed open the door, and saw a small courtyard outside the master's study, and in the center of the courtyard stood a middle-aged man with his hair tied up with a wooden hairpin, facing Mr. Liu and the master standing under the eaves of the main hall with open arms.

Just as the middle-aged man's hands were withdrawn, Li Xie thought that he was going to attack the master, and in a hurry, the proverbs in the sea moved slightly, and a word blurted out, and a stone barrier appeared between the man and the master.

Li Jie's right hand also quickly used Haoran Qi to activate the prohibition in the jade pendant.

"Hugh the injured master!" Li Xie let out a loud shout, resounding throughout the courtyard.

Li Xie felt that he was like a god descending from the earth, and he triggered the proverbs, and his figure flickered behind the middle-aged man, and he kicked forward with a kick.

The middle-aged man was kicked in the back by Li Xie without paying attention, and his figure staggered forward.

The stone wall induced by Li Xie Zhenyan gradually dissipated, revealing the master and Mr. Liu who had their mouths slightly open and their eyes slightly surprised.

"Shaft, dare!" The middle-aged man got up, the light on his hand flashed, and he slapped it towards Li Jie.

"Stop!" Mr. Liu drank, "What kind of system." ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged man took advantage of the situation and put his hands away, put his hands together, and bowed deeply to the master, "Disciple Shangluo, meet the master." ”

The master was about to speak, but his brows furrowed slightly.

At this time, in the Kyoto Zhixing Academy, Qi Zhu and Li Shenhou looked at each other. Immediately, Li Shenhou's body erupted with an incomparably violent momentum, like a prehistoric beast, and roared angrily, "Which turtle son dares to touch my Li Shenhou's junior brother?" ”

At this time, in the library of the academy, a person in the shadow behind the bookshelf frowned slightly, "Li Shenhou's guy actually broke through the Five Realms, which is not a big trouble. ”

Qi Zhu helplessly pressed Li Shenhou, who was about to run away, "Don't worry, Li Xie is in the Master's Mansion, what danger can he encounter?" Let's wait until the situation is clear, and then it's not too late. ”

"That's my son, big brother, that's your nephew." Li Shenhou said angrily.

"Trust the Master."

On the battlefield of the Two Realms Mountain, a swordsman dressed in black and wearing a hat was pulling out his sword from the eyes of a demon beast at this time, glanced at the jade pendant on his waist, and said into the air, "Zigui, someone has an accident with a disciple of the sect." ”

A black crow flew from the sky and landed on the swordsman's body, stared at the jade pendant, and said, "The youngest disciple of the Human Sect? Isn't it Li Shenhou's cheap son? ”

"Shen Yan, the youngest disciple of the master, the monkey is a good luck." The swordsman said lightly, "Ask what happened, if necessary, kill three thousand miles today." ”

The crow's eyes rolled and he looked up to the sky and shouted, "Kill, kill, kill." ”

The swordsman lifted his sword upside down, and his body was like a black dragon and swept towards a demon clan military village not far away, "I, Qin Wuyi, no matter what happens to the disciples of my human sect today, the account will be counted on the head of your demon clan, if you die, I will take three thousand li of your demon clan to sacrifice my disciple of the human sect, if nothing happens, I will also take three thousand li of you, it is to celebrate." ”

The crow kept crying on Qin Wuyi's shoulder, "Kill, three thousand miles, kill, three thousand miles, kill, three thousand miles." ”

The demon clan army village turned into a flesh millstone in an instant.

In the bitter cold land of the extreme north of the Immortal Court, a big man with a wine gourd on his waist glanced at the jade pendant on his waist, and said to the middle-aged woman who was fiddling with barbecue meat by the fire on the side, "The little junior brother has an accident, and it is the child adopted by the monkey." ”

"Although you and I have reached a critical moment in searching for the relics of the saint, I will ask the monkey in a moment, if necessary, you and I will immediately set off and return to the country."

"If something happens to a disciple of my sect, he always has to ask for an explanation."

Buddha country, a lazy monk wearing a tattered monk's robe, wearing a broken monk's hat, a roast chicken in his left hand, and a roast goose in his right hand, is lying on the golden steps in front of the Daguang Temple, and a few empty wine jars are drunk at the feet.

A jade pendant in his arms shone slightly, and the monk suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes opened and closed with a full light, how could there be a trace of laziness. Put down the roast chicken and roast goose in his hand, and sighed, "This is what I bought when I ran out of the Buddha country to the market in Xianting. ”

After saying that, he ran to the gate of Daming Temple, kicked out, the magnificent temple gate fell in response, countless monks and soldiers surrounded him with blades, and the monks shouted, "Come, the master said that I have a deep Buddha nature, let me come to the Buddha country to practice, do not enter the five realms, and must not return. ”

After finishing speaking, he rushed into the crowd, and the Buddha's light flashed, and he heard the monk crying while beating, "Master, once you enter the five realms, how to return, I know that you lied to me, but I am depressed in my heart." ”

Many big people in the Shenzhou Realm were either angry, curious, or puzzled, but they all turned their eyes to all one place, the Master's Mansion.

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At this time, Li Xie was looking at Shang Luo, a middle-aged man who had been kicked by himself, with an innocent face, and stood aside at a loss.

"Ridiculous." Mr. Liu said, "Li Xie you... ”

The master waved his hand, and with a flick of his fingers, the jade pendants on Shang Luo and Li Xie emitted light at the same time, and an interface similar to TXT text popped up.

But I saw the text on the interface flying around, and the first sentence was a monkey: What's wrong with you, junior brother, son?

Then came Qi Xu: Shang Luo, what's the matter with the Master's Mansion, didn't you go back? The monkeys are going to demolish Kyoto.

Kill without forgiveness: The disciples of my sect are in trouble, I should slaughter the demon clan for three thousand miles, if there is nothing to do, slaughter the demon clan for three thousand miles to celebrate.

Monk Hua: Master, you let me go back, my disciple of the Human Sect has an accident, I want to go back.

Guan Mi'er: Master, what happened to the little junior brother? Shang Luo, seeing the reply, I have ordered the local county government to go, and if necessary, contact me as soon as possible.

Nobody Seen: Monkey, what's wrong with your son? If necessary, July and I will return immediately.

July: The old lady didn't wait, and immediately returned to China.

Li Jie's eyes widened, "I'm rubbing, what's this, can cultivation be so sci-fi?" Is this a chat room? ”

The master flicked his fingers again, and a picture was transmitted.

Li Jie's eyes widened, "There is also a picture, high-end, is it so advanced?" ”

In the picture, Shang Luo drove the crane to the sky above the Master's Mansion, the crane roared, and the picture turned, Li Xie came out of the room, his eyes were cloudy, and he suddenly ran quickly, and the Haoran Qi on his fingers gave a huge close-up, and then the peach blossom Lin Taoyao and Li Xie nodded to each other, and then Li Xie led the proverbs across the lake, pushed the door to protect the master, and then kicked Shang Luo over.

After the picture ended, a pile of text suddenly exploded on the text box.

Monkey: Such a handsome kick, worthy of being my big boy.

Qi Xu: Haha.

July: Shang Luo, you are a scholar from the Five Realms, and you lived to a dog, and you were kicked by the little junior brother of the Second Realm.

Official fans: A misunderstanding, it's okay.

I don't see anyone: good seedlings, flexible and agile, and I will be a good hand at treasure hunting in the future, I am optimistic about you.

Kill without forgiveness: Happy, Shang Luo, you hypocrite, also have today, I need to kill another 3,000 miles to celebrate.

Flower Monk: My roast goose and roast chicken should be a big white one.

With a flick of Master's finger, a text appeared in the text box, Master: It's okay, it's all gone.

The light curtain was put away, Li Xie looked at Shang Luo with a little embarrassment, and was about to say something, when Mr. Liu laughed, "Interesting, interesting, really interesting." ”

Li Jie's head was lowered.

The master looked at Shang Luo, who was full of anger, and Li Jie, who was embarrassed, and said with a smile, "There was a misunderstanding, Li Xie has seen your second uncle." ”

Li Xie hurriedly bent down and bowed deeply to Shang Luo, "The little nephew has seen the second uncle. ”

Shang Luo snorted lightly, turned around, and said, "I can't stand it, just like a monkey." ”

Seeing this, the master laughed, "Whether you can afford it or not, this matter is revealed." Shang Luo, don't be like a child, you have lost your identity. After all, he is also the head of Zhixing Academy, or Li Jie's second uncle, with such a small amount, wouldn't it be ridiculous and generous to say it. ”

Shang Luo saluted to his master, and said with a sad and indignant face, "This kid doesn't talk about martial arts, he sneaked up on me, I was in the Five Realms, and I was kicked down by a child in the Second Realm, it's really, it's true."

Mr. Liu glanced at Li Jie, Li Xie was blessed to his heart, and bowed deeply, and said, "The little nephew is reckless, I heard the crane singing, I thought there was an enemy coming to the door, and I made a rash move, don't blame the second uncle." The second uncle is angry, and the little nephew is beaten and scolded, and I hope that the second uncle will not be concerned with the little nephew. ”

Shang Luo waved his sleeves and smiled bitterly, "That's it, that's it, it's just me." Those who don't know are not guilty, but the monkey has a good son. ”

Then he said to the master, "Master, this time Shangluo returns, first, to greet the master, and second, the Buddha Kingdom and the Immortal Court sent envoys to the academy to borrow the old classics of the three tombs and five classics, and the master needs to seal the letter. ”

The master frowned, "Why do you need my seal for ordinary access, Shang Luo, you tell the truth, and you can't hide it." ”

As soon as Shang Luo heard his master's words, he immediately knelt on the ground tremblingly, "Master Mingjian, Shang Luo is incompetent and can't keep the master's foundation." The people in the fairy court and the Buddha country heard that there are records of the origin of the fairy Buddha in the old classics of the three tombs and five classics, and the sage established the secret of the heavenly way, and coveted it. ”

The master pondered for a while and said, "Get up, these classics were put into the Zhixing Academy by me back then, and I know what is in them. ”

"It's just that I never thought that the Immortal Buddha would be so domineering now, what is the attitude of the dynasty?"

Shang Luo clenched his fists and bowed and said, "These classics can be exchanged for longevity medicine, the number of true disciples of the Immortal Court Immortal Sect, the Arhat fruit position of the Buddha Kingdom, a large number of low-level immortal rice and Buddha Valley. ”

"How can this be reasonable, what do you think of my people's sect classics, these moths of the country." Mr. Liu said indignantly. "Master, you must not agree to this."

(End of chapter)