Chapter 283: Shake People

"Uh-huh. Only by collecting stickers from magazines and sending them on postcards can you draw places, and not a single ticket is sold to the public. I bought twenty copies! I didn't get it 20 times. ”

"I bought 25 copies." Wen Yuan pressed his forehead, and he remembered how he filled out the postcards one by one.

Suddenly, he lowered his hand: "Big brother! ”

He stood up and bowed to this Shang Luo.

[This worship~~ The spring breeze is proud to meet a bosom friend. Peach blossoms also smiled at the altar~] Apollonia put on music.

"You turned off the stereo."

[Shhh 】

"Second brother!"

"Third brother!" The two men had already bowed to each other.

"Eh, you two can do it in moderation, I haven't agreed yet. Han Xingzhi has one, it's enough, the two of you have a conflict. ”

"I'm not like him." Wen Yuan raised his head, "I will only call you eldest brother when I beg you." ”

"Okay. That's up to you. Shang Luo waved his hand.

In fact, he was still worried about one thing. really worshiped the three brothers, Wen Yuan is the "second brother". But the second brother can't be called casually, especially for cultivators. Wen Yuan has always been unlucky, and Shang Luo doesn't want to see him unlucky because of this matter. So he would not accept "this worship" under any circumstances.

"Several other Heavenly Masters also brought in words." Fu Yuanshan continued, "Zhang Tianshi said, wait for you and Sazu to finalize a study plan, and then talk to him, he is waiting for you to learn Tai Chi." Qiu Tianshi hasn't come out yet, he and Dao Ancestor have other things to discuss, it seems to be related to the spirit net, and you should be notified separately at that time. And this, this is given to you by Lu Zu. ”

He handed the small peachwood sword to Shang Luo. But not one, but a large handful like a stick, packed in a small cylinder like a chopstick cage.

"What is this?"

"Did Dao Zu tell you that you can ask Lu Zu to help you settle things that are uneven? That's it. ”

Shang Luo took it in his hand and looked at it, this thing was indeed like a stick, and the sword-shaped small bamboo sticks in it collided with each other when he shook it, making a "rustling" sound.

"So I use it to shake people when I need to?"

"Yes, just shake it, that's how it shakes. When our Shenxiao Gate shook the sky and the moon, it was shaken like this. But you take it first, don't shake it. After meeting Sazu, he will teach you how to shake Lu Zu to help. The talisman spells used by our Shenxiao Gate are basically the same, and the token must be sounded before the spell can be issued. Did I hear it before, you rang one downstairs? It seems to be palm thunder. Who rang the token just now? ”

"He's ringing." Shang Luo pointed to Wen Yuan next to him.

"Well, well played, decent. Now that there is a bottled gas sea, it is much easier to learn, and in the past, these could not be learned until the foundation building period. It's just that next time, don't fight under the imperial dining room, it's easy to trip, and everyone won't eat if they trip - that's it, see you later. ”

"Wait a minute!" Phaethon suddenly stopped him.

"Oh? Little girl, are you enlightened? What have you realized? ”

"Senior Fu, can I call you that? I have something to ask you. She asked respectfully.

"Ask, if you have something. This is a blessing. ”

"Where is your hair made?"

β€œ.” Fu Yuanshan subconsciously touched his hair, "It's natural, isn't it, in fact, I've always been in that house." But you're not right."

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Shang Luo was also looking here. He asked:

"What? Do you want to perm your hair too? ”

"Uh-huh." Shang Luo nodded, "Where is the hair made?" I want to make one too. I'm going to school tomorrow morning, but I can't get in at the school gate. ”

He didn't rush to dye his hair black again before, because he could act as a "strategic deterrent" when he went to Rome, because every celestial figure in the hands of the imperial court was a "tactical" ultimate force. Unlike the strategic Celestial Masters, the tactical Celestials are not the most powerful, but they can be dispatched frequently. Big guys like Celestial Master and Real Man will not make easy moves no matter what, but Celestial is different, and Celestial Men appear much more frequently.

Dispatching the celestials can solve the problems that are enough to make the two great powers pay attention, and there is almost no need to "shake people" upwards.

But when he returns, he also has to face the problem of reintegrating into society. This hair can't be dyed, unless one day everyone can be promoted to a white-haired and red-eyed celestial, he doesn't have to go to the barbershop.

"You're going to the one you go to a lot, aren't you? Okay, eat first. ”

"Xiaohu, come on."

At the south entrance of the Xiamafang subway station, across the road from Xiamafang, Fu Yuanshan took the two of them into the "Master Hu Barber Shop". The name of the shop is this, and it is open opposite the Xiama Fang, and it is also opened opposite the Grand Palace.

In the dark barbershop, there are a few old aunts sitting under the lamp and perming their hair.

In the rows of seats, near the inner room, sat an old man in a short beat, wearing an apron, and reading a newspaper.

"Hu?" He shouted again.

"Oh? Senior Brother Fu? Looking at the old man who was several rounds older than Fu Yuanshan, he stood up, "Come to perm your head again today?" You can't burn too hard either. ”

Without waiting for Fu Yuanshan to answer, he looked to the side and saw Shang Luo's head, and immediately understood.

"Another one?"

Fu Yuanshan nodded.

"Awesome, who's this? I haven't seen him like when he was a kid. ”

"Of course you haven't seen him, he's only been a few days old." Walking forward, he said a few words in the ear of "Master Hu":

"Good fellows! It turns out that it's not a senior, and it's still in school? "The newspaper in his hand fell off.

Walking up to Shang Luo, he reached out and touched Shang Luo's hairβ€”he had handled the hair of the Celestial Beings countless times over the years. This one is true.

"It's really, it's really amazing. Children, which door is repaired, I see you are hanging a talisman tube, is it Lei Xiu? ”

Fu Yuanshan whispered a few words next to him again.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's the one Dao Ancestor saw, right? Disrespectful, disrespectful. He arched his hand and motioned for Shang Luo to walk in.

"Who is this?" Shang Luo asked Fu Yuanshan.

Fu Yuanshan also leaned over and said: "This is Xiao Hu, my name is Xiao Hu, you can just watch it." He is my junior brother, and he is also from Shenxiaomen. Now that he is retired, he has opened such a barber shop not far from the yamen. Not only me, but he also sometimes went to treat the hair of several other seniors, because sometimes the hair grew after the retreat. Xiaohu, you can dye this one black, just like me. ”

"Okay."

"And the one next to me." He bowed his head and asked Phaethon, "How are you going to dye it?" ”

"Dyed golden yellow. Please, it will glow golden. Like him, it will glow, and then it will be golden. ”

(End of chapter)