Chapter 292: Wang Lingguan vs. Yan Bodhi

"Oh~~" Wen Yuan looked at Fa Ertong opposite, and stopped talking.

Lu Liang glanced at him: "Do you want to say that she eats three bowls of rice very well, but you are embarrassed to say that she eats a lot." Right? ”

Phaethon looked up from his rice bowl: "If you weren't here, I could eat more." ”

"I'm sorry, do you remember what happened last time? But last time."

"Eat." Lu Liang pointed at him with chopsticks - Wen Yuan was stunned and swallowed the words that came to his mouth.

[Tsk, although I really want to send a red flower to Brother Wen Yuan, but he can do 'every word from the beginning of the meeting, he has offended Fa Ertong', which is not easy. 】

"Probably this is a mismatch." Shang Luo shook his head, "When I learn the art of divination, I can just give him a hexagram." But Wen Yuan's eight characters are actually very hard."

[Isn't he very unlucky? 】

"But he hasn't died yet, and his cultivation has been improving, which shows that his life is indeed very hard. There is no conflict between hard life and bad luck, sometimes others are unlucky, others have accidents, and he is not the only one who has an accident - just like a slap slap, it is an ant who is shot to death, but a nail can pierce the slap that is slapped. So to put it another way. The fact that the two of us have been around for so long and that we are both very good shows that my life is also very hard. ”

[It's also true. Anyway, you seem to have a good mindset all the time. It even changed my mentality for the better. I'm waiting for you to quickly build the spirit net and render me into it. Hey~ Then I can eat too. 】

"By the way, in what way will you appear then? Need to give you a body pinch? ”

[No, my body didn't actually disappear when I ascended to the gods, but it was sublimated into a metabit. Although it is only 8 months old, you can jump to 15 years old if you accelerate it. After all, in the spirit world, time without conscious participation is meaningless, and time with conscious participation can be transformed into events. My body is from 8 months to 15 years old, and the presence and absence are the same, so this time is something to skip. 】

"That's really convenient. Do you want to have a reception party for you then? Count your birthday? ”

[My birthday is August 16th. If you build it before that day, you can celebrate two things at the same time - and of course, I don't have a problem if you want to celebrate my two birthdays. 】

"It's a once, but August 16th, I remember. I'll give you a welcome party, do you have any requirements? ”

"Well, there should be more people, I don't like to be alone."

"Okay, when the time comes, I will open a full-server radio for you, and you can see everything you know and don't know."

For exactly 45 minutes after that, Shang Luo's ears were playing Apollonia humming "Rudolph the Red Nose". It was really noisy at first, but when you got to the ticket gate of the movie theater, it was even more noisy, and the sound of Apollonia humming could be reduced.

A large area of Wuyang, there are people of all ages. Up to forty-nine, down to just going to walk and holding in your hands, all of them lined up at the ticket gate.

A blower clipped to the end of the ticket gate is blowing air to cool down an entire ticket hall. Now there is still half an hour before the start of the movie, and Shang Luo and the others are still at the end of the line so long in advance. It seems that the organizers had long expected so many people, so cooling measures had been prepared for a long time.

"Ah, actually, we can use the invitation ticket to go through the staff channel, there is no need to queue up."

"No, big brother, that's where you don't think about it - it makes the most sense to line up with everyone."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Wen Yuan nodded. As if aware of something, he tried not to speak now.

That seems to make a lot of sense.

Shang Luo saw that there was a familiar figure in the front rows, wearing a mask and a cap. His waist seemed to be fine because her sister was sitting on his shoulder.

"Brother, brother, look! Passed! Passed! Autumn! Yes! It's autumn! Brother, brother, brother, did you see it! ”

Mo Shangren is like jade, bright like a jade tree before the wind, should only be seen in the painting.

Surrounded by the staff in front and behind, Yunqiu, who was wearing a crisp pink dress, passed by inside. The star-like broken hair swayed in the wind, and the luster was as fast as Shang Luo's hair. Seeing the fans outside, Yunqiu bowed slightly, and there was a burst of sound in the crowd.

"Ahhhh

"Ahhh So handsome! Brother, brother, brother, did you see it! ”

"What am I looking at when you cover my eyes! Get your hands off the way! ”

"Huh?" Wen Yuan was suddenly stunned for a moment, "I seem to have heard someone's voice just now." It's familiar, who is it? It seems to be a very important person, and I didn't think about it at once. ”

"Ah" Shang Luo turned around and hooked his shoulder, "The one who passed by just now, it's so cute, is she the heroine actor?" ”

"No, it's the actor of the leading actor."

"Huh?" Shang Luo was stunned at this time, "It turns out that the actor is the actress?" ”

"What's so strange about that? What is there to look at for men. Men are made of mud, who wants to come to the cinema and sit and watch men. It's strange to have a man starring. This is a matter of course for Wen Yuan.

"Ah, that is, in almost all movies, the male characters are starring actresses? Just like that? ”

"yes, you don't know? Ha, don't you feel like you're missing out on the treasure! ”

"All of them! All of them! ”

"No, no, no, Yunqiu is a treasure, a popular student. There are very few actors who can play a leading role in a small position. After all, the intensity of movie shooting is quite large, and many films have begun to use male actors, which is simply a rude collapse! Alas, there will probably be fewer and fewer famous students like Miss Yunqiu. It's a pity, it's a Later, I can probably only go to the troupe to see it. ”

"Ahh It's simply "

Treasures, indeed treasures. The one who walked over just now showed pure beauty, and it didn't even make people think of a trace of evil. It's like a perfect creation that shouldn't exist in the world, so beautiful that even Shang Luo will be amazed by it.

"So!" Wen Yuan nodded, "There are two oldest and greatest arts in my country!" Men pretend to be women, and women pretend to be men. The most dazzling beauty is embodied in it. ”

"Eh???" Saying this, Lu Liang suddenly reacted, "By the way, Shang Luo, you are not interested in joining the troupe?" I think you're more suitable for Hua Dan, oh no, Tsing Yi Dan, because your temperament is more indifferent. Do you want to try it? ”

"No, no, no, no. It's good to look at others, let me forget it myself. ”

The meeting will be quite exciting. It's even more beautiful when you look at it up close.

"Eh???" Thinking about it, he picked up the movie ticket, "But why can't you see it on the screen at all?" Why do you want to draw a face? Obviously, it would look better if you didn't paint your face. ”

"Well, I heard that the director took a fancy to her dedication and artistic attainments, not her face, so he specially did not let Miss Yunqiu show her most beautiful plain face on the movie ticket, but specially showed her appearance after transformation. After the transformation, Wang Shan is a raw horn, Wang Evil is a net angle, and the big flower face of Wang Evil is painted on the ticket. Well, painting a big flower face itself is also a great burden on the actor, so I especially admire Miss Yunqiu, and the oil paint on her face is painted on her face. ”

"Then why didn't you say it earlier? I said I was here earlier. ”

Well, for appreciating beauty, yes.

"Cut, you're as superficial as the star-chasing girl in front. What we fancy is Sister Yunqiu's inside, not for her 'stranger like jade'. You see she's so big and riding on her brother's shoulders. ”

"Uh-huh???" Zhu Ling in front suddenly glanced back - there were too many people behind, and she didn't see it for a while.

"Ahhh Wen Yuan gasped, "I knew I was unlucky today, and I shouldn't talk nonsense." That's that is, that's it."

"You see that?" Shang Luo also suppressed his voice.

"Isn't that the eldest princess? I've seen the most common things. The one who carried her was the one who carried her."

"Do you want to eat popcorn?" Shang Luo handed over the paper tube. Wen Yuan didn't say anything, grabbed a handful, turned his head aside and stuffed it all into his mouth, and plugged his mouth himself.

The queuing time was much faster than expected, because the surrounding fans didn't stop working. There are those who sing in "battle robes", and some people stack arhats to perform the classic posture of Wang Lingguan. From time to time, there are also actors passing by in front.

A few minutes before the approach, familiar people came. There were more staff members in front and behind than ever before, and the director wearing coconut grove pattern shorts and sunglasses passed by in front of him - all the people in the audience, whether standing or sitting, now all stood up straight and applauded, and even Zhu Xianene stood up straight: those who knew that he was Sa Tianshi and those who didn't know all showed the same "surging river-like continuous" respect.

Sa Tianshi took out the iconic paper tube horn to greet everyone, and his voice was like thunder: "Good afternoon, everyone! ”

A shout was like a lion's roar. The small cardboard horn produced a loud volume comparable to that of an air raid siren, and everyone could hear it clearly.

"Sa Dao is a good !!" The mountains in the ticket hall responded with a tsunami, and the chorus of the crowd and the greetings of the heavenly master came up.

"See you in two hours!"

"Goodbye, Sa Dao!"

After checking the tickets and sitting in the screening room, Shang Luo bought another bucket of popcorn, which Wen Yuan bought for him, because the bucket was all eaten by Wen Yuan just now.

"It turns out that Sa Dao is so popular."

"Sa Dao is quite powerful." Wen Yuan, who was next to him, introduced, "His movies are not only artistic, the characters used are all first-line famous actors, the script is relaxed, and the refreshing feeling of the story is vividly displayed - this is nothing, ordinary people can do it." Only Sa Dao can do it, and what others can't do is special effects! All the movies of Director Sa, the special effects are very explosive! ”

"How explosive?"

"It's really exploding!"

With a bang, a thunderbolt exploded on the screen. The dawn of thunder kicked off the first scene on the screen:

The title of "Wang Lingguan vs. Yan Bodhi" hit the screen.

After a period of opening badges, HD, color, explosion, the three selling points start from the first act.

A thunderclap fell from the sky and split a dead tree. A giant snake spewing black gas sprang out of the dead tree, and Yunqiu, who played the role of Wang Lingguan, stepped up and used the Five Thunder Method to fight with the giant snake. The surrounding wilderness crackled like a carpet bombardment, and it didn't stop from beginning to end.

"Ahh Ahh

At this point in the picture, even Shang Luo could see that something was wrong.

This one is. This one is.

"This is Lefa!"

"yes, it's Lefa." Wen Yuan replied, "Isn't Wang Lingguan from Shenxiaomen?" Of course, he used the Ray Method. ”

"I mean, in the movie, it's not special effects at all!"

Shang Luo could see at a glance that these pictures were not at all possible with the current special effects technology. Because there is no solution to the problem of "digitizing" the image content, there is no machine that can add special effects to it, except for drawing directly on the negative. In this era of no special effects rendering, every picture is real, everything is real - although it is true that you can draw negatives, you can't always draw so many shots one stroke at a time. These are all the deeds of the Heavenly Master.

"Alas, I didn't expect Shang Luo that you still have a really childish side." Wen Yuan waved his hand, "The special effects on the movie are all fake, and they are all produced in post-production." ”

"Ahh

Shang Luo didn't know how to answer

With this question, he kept to the end. The more he looked at the back, the more he was sure that it wasn't a special effect at all. Because these picture effects will belong to the category of "burning funds" even in 2023, and they are not at all produced by the fledgling film industry. Just the explosion effect that destroyed the world, the power of the sky mixed with sound and light, and the fight scenes that fought to the edge of heaven and earth and wiped out the avenue-

"Taiyi Jinhua, Heaven and Earth Datong!" A thunderbolt fell from the sky, and even the space was cracked by the lightning strike. Yan Bodhi shattered into pieces and shouted his lines.

"You guys. . . A mistake was made. I won't be coming back but now no one can stop King Kong Chau no one. King Kong Island, will be back again, will come back"

Shattered into a little starlight, Yan Bodhi's voice still echoed on the side of the mountain. Wang Lingguan, who had defeated the great enemy, had solemnity written on his face.

After a period of finalization, the whole movie came to an end. In addition, in the end credits, there is also a welcome easter egg part of "the next work is released". Such a big production will continue to be released next year.

"Unbelievable. Unbelievable, it turned out to be true."

Even though he was about to meet the Heavenly Master, Shang Luo still couldn't believe what he was seeing.

After a short break, the cinema turned on the lighting. The meet-and-greet was held directly in the screening room, and it was a post-screening meet-and-greet. The leading actors entered from the side in turn, and Sa Tianshi walked in the forefront.

When he came in, he looked in the direction of Shang Luo with a smile. The look in his eyes seemed to say, "Do you want to learn?" ”

Shang Luo nodded over there. Even Yunqiu couldn't take care of it

"Borrow it." A burst of pine fragrance wafted in front of himβ€”Shang Luo, who was too excited, blocked his way out.

"Ah, sorry, sorry." Shang Luo sat back, but the one next to him didn't seem to be in a hurry to leave.

"You seem to know the director well, don't you? The director is looking here. Meet me, my name is Yunqiu. With a slight bow to Shang Luo, she walked out of the audience and walked towards the stage.

(End of chapter)