"Won't you eat by yourself if she doesn't come?"

"I forgot. I'm practicing, and there's a kind of metaphysical practice called "Taisu Wen Xuanjing", and I'm stupid to learn it."

"Why does it sound familiar?"

"You should have seen it, after all, this is the Ouchi exercise, and I have special permission, so I can practice it. But I really didn't have the talent to do it, just half-asleep daydreaming. ”

Shang Luo glanced at the table. Yunqiu slept on the bay window, and the script of "Wang Lingguan vs. Flying Yaksha" was on the pillow.

"Ah, I remember. If you succeed, the words on it should fade? Has it faded? ”

"See for yourself"

Shang Luo stepped forward and flipped the page:

So hungry:

So hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry

I'm so hungry.

“？？？” Shang Luo looked back at her, "What is this?" ”

"I didn't write it down, but I wrote it into strange things, I'm so hungry, am I really not suitable for being a Xuan Xiu."

"I think it may be a physical problem, and the only one I know who has practiced at home with a classmate surnamed Han."

"I don't think it's that I can't overcome my physical problem, it's that I don't have enough talent. If it's not a family tradition, where can I find an exercise that fits my own physique? Ah, the more I practiced, the more I felt like I had hit the ceiling. Heaven and man are far away, far away."

"Is the limit of the original Qi training period so big?"

"Yes." Yunqiu shook his head, "Shang Tianjun, you have ascended to heaven directly, of course you didn't feel it." In fact, ordinary qi practitioners' ability to accept the exercises is very low, and they can often only find one or two exercises that fit very well before they can continue to practice. If you want to switch exercises casually like selecting the goods on the shelf, I'm afraid that only celestial beings can do it. So."

She paused: "So as a little talent, it was Sazu who chose me and let me practice with blessings." Fufu, as a noble person of Tianyi, can bring some exercises to assist me in my study and work. Well, I guess Sazu saw that I had to study and make movies at the same time, and thought I was too pitiful, so he sent me an assistant. So now, can a Tianyi noble person like Fufu be dispatched everywhere? ”

"It's not like you can go anywhere, but now I'm the one I'm going to send. I thought that as long as it came to me to apply, I would send one to it. Oh yes, how is Fufu set up? ”

"Setting? I generally don't let Fu Fu hold eight or nine Xuan Gong. Just, in "Journey to the West", why is the water battle of Monkey King inconvenient, do you know? ”

"Isn't it set up like this to make it easier for Zhu Bajie to appear? Or is Sun Wukong actually gathering his strength and grinding foreign workers along the way? ”

"Eh, where did you look at the strange statement, Zhongguo's side? In fact, there are indeed foreign grinders, but sometimes it is really inconvenient. Because Sun Wukong went into the water to pinch a 'water avoidance trick'. It is very important to say 'trick' here, and there are two elements to the recipe. First, it's an action caster. Second, it has to be 'pinched' all the time to take effect. It is equivalent to that if Sun Wukong wants to fight a water war, he has to spare the opposite hand, which is very troublesome. ”

"But, isn't Monkey King very powerful? You can't beat it with one hand, right? ”

"Sun Wukong is indeed very powerful, and his cultivation is also very high. But "Journey to the West" is not "Fengshen List" after all, and what decides to fight in "Fengshen List" is often the fighting method. In Journey to the West, although it is often necessary to rely on supernatural powers and spells to solve battles, 'martial arts' are also very important. Rao has a hand on the other side, which is not a big problem from the perspective of cultivation, but it is very big from the perspective of martial arts - after all, Sun Wukong can't breathe fireballs. It's the same with Fufu. ”

"Fu Fu didn't keep the mantra all the time, so he was able to save energy to communicate with me and help me with some chores," she explains. Like helping me massage my shoulders or something. ”

"I see. So if Gao Shiyu wants to use a guide bean, just train it? ”

Yunqiu nodded: "Arrange a smart, unset bean for him, just let them run in." But I'll have to talk to him about it - just ask him to wait, I'm so hungry, I'll order a meal first. ”

Yunqiu instructed Fufu to make a phone call, and lay down by himself: "Ah yes, Mr. Actor, let's talk about the script." ”

"The male lead? Am I the male lead? Am I not Wu Ti? ”

"Yes, we play the same role, so you are also the leading actor. Do you have any questions about the characters? ”

"Really. I think there are really a lot of scenes in Wang Lingguan that throw fireballs, thunderbolts, and flying swords. That is the same nature as Journey to the West? ”

"No, these two are completely different."

"But I see a lot of fighting scenes in it? Also, fire and thunder and lightning, aren't they also in "Journey to the West"? ”

"It's completely different." Yun Qiu emphasized, "The story of the Monkey King comes from the pre-modern era, and the fire, thunder and lightning in it are actually simulations of natural phenomena. But Wang Lingguan is not, Wang Lingguan is a modern story, you see that the fireballs and lightning in the script are actually simulations of modern weapons, simulating the bombardment of cannons and bombs. In ancient times, people who had seen the ruthlessness of fire and water, and the thunder of lightning and thunder, felt that this was a supreme power, so they felt that people who could control the power of nature were very powerful. And modern. Got it? ”

"Ah," Shang Luo understood, "Modern people already have fire extinguishers, lightning rods, and the forces of nature have been analyzed. But the cannon and the plane that dropped the bomb are still very powerful, so you think that the person who can control the power can be a superhero? ”

"Or a supervillain." Yunqiu added, "Actually, the fireballs in Wang Lingguan are all bad guys, and only good people thunder. ”

You're right. Apollonia interjected, "Actually, on the Roman side, fireball is also part of modern magic. 】

"You have fireballs?"

[You haven't seen it, have you? It's just that it's so modern, so the more traditional oracle forces don't use fireball, and they haven't invented fireball when they are trained. Because magic is a shadow of reality, modern people can only condense in the form of echoes after seeing the power of guns. Throwing fireballs is now a symbol of young magicians, but why do the villains in Wang Lingguan throw fireballs? 】

Shang Luo asked.

Yunqiu replied, "The bad guys throw fireballs, simulating the bad guys shooting indiscriminately in the city." And Wang Lingguan's thunder and lightning are all latecomer, usually only after the other party uses fireballs and other firearm-like weapons, Wang Lingguan will use thunder and lightning to sanction - this is considered to be an upgrade of law enforcement force, the police will not come up and shoot, and the appropriate force will be used only after confirming the threat of the prisoner. Therefore, the role of Wang Lingguan is actually a simulation of the common police groups in life. This is my understanding as an actor, and that's how the director communicates with me. But this year, it's different. ”

"What's new this year?"

"You'll find out later in the script." Yunqiu picked up the script and flipped through it, "Eh, it's all become 'so hungry' This year's Flying Yaksha will use green lightning to kill people, and as long as you touch it, you will die." The previous fireball technique only simulated unspecified criminals who were armed to confront policemen like Wang Lingguan. And the Flying Yaksha is bad, he is going to kill people. His evil does not have a clear goal, not to rob banks, not to kidnap tickets, but for pure evil, and to expand the power of evil. Yes. Speaking of evil. I'm starting to get hungry again. ”

"I suggest you put this "Taisu Xuan Sutra" away, don't faint from hunger one day"

"If I'm hungry, I'll call you. Blessing! After calling the restaurant, call the crew again and ask them to send another script, 5 copies! I'm afraid I'll break the script again, so I'll just send more at a time. ”

(End of chapter)