"Ah, I'm full, I'm replaced. You press the buttons, and only you can press those physical buttons, I can't press them. ”

"You're pretty careful." Shang Luo moved his muscles. He hadn't rested enough just now, and he wanted to sleep a little longer.

[I have to be careful, what if someone comes to steal the house one day. So the controller has to be in your hands to be safe. 】

"By the way, have you eaten enough?"

[I'm full, but I feel like I want to eat something again after eating it once. How about you replace me next time you eat that nest? 】

"Are you sure? According to many reviews, people other than me don't seem to like it very much. ”

After being confirmed, Apollonia still wanted to eat it.

"Okay, I'll let you eat it later. I'm not against automatic eating. ”

As if I were some kind of messenger of the altar of purification. 】

It was agreed that Apollonia would eat for him, and the elephant bird was almost finished.

Compared to last time, this time it was really successful in getting everyone fed. After all, this bird has a big pot of rice stuffed in its belly, and more than a hundred people can eat it, and there is nothing left to eat. Only the neat skeleton is still on the plate, and the bones have to be recycled back.

"We don't use much plastic." Fu Yuanshan, who was full, chatted with Shang Luo, "Over there, you guys, use plastic?" ”

"Yes, because plastic is cheap."

"But plastic is not degradable, which is not conducive to sustainable development." Fu Yuanshan replied, "So we rarely produce some things that cannot be degraded in nature, and the garbage in the city is also recycled in different categories." ”

"Huh? Our garbage doesn't seem to be sorted much? It seems that only dry and wet garbage are separated? ”

"Because garbage sorting is a business, wet waste is turned back to organic fertilizer to deal with. After the dry garbage is sorted and recycled, the way of glass bottles to glass bottles, the way of cans to cans, and paper and so on must also be broken and recycled. ”

"In other words, it shouldn't be garbage sorted." Shang Luo glanced at him, "Could it be a Tianyi noble?" ”

"No, but it can be. We have a lot of work here that can be regarded as 'in the ascendant'. It could have been done, but because the old system still worked, no one tried the new thing. But, um." He nodded, "It's still necessary to try it once in a while." ”

"Wait a minute, General Fu, are you hinting at something?"

Fu Yuanshan smiled: "Do you think you just called everyone to eat today?" No, today is the Hongmen banquet set up by His Majesty the Son of Heaven~~ Wait a minute, he is about to speak. None of the people who ate his meal today couldn't run away. ”

"Huh? Is something going to happen? ”

"It's not that he has to say something—or why wouldn't he have spoken in the first place? He waited until the meal was over, and then went up to speak as if no one was around, so that everyone would not have a chance to urinate. Oh~~ He's coming, he's coming. ”

While speaking, Zhu Xianene stood silently behind the microphone.

"Ahem." He coughed, reminding everyone that he was going to speak. Everyone has basically finished eating, their stomachs are full of carbohydrates, and they all have round stomachs.

"Ministers, colleagues, fellow Daoists, good evening."

"Good evening, Your Majesty the Son of Heaven!" The two sides asked and answered, and began to interact with each other like a concert.

"Are you still happy with today's meal?"

There were endless voices of praise from below. If last year's barbecue didn't make everyone feel good, today it did make everyone present eat it.

"Well, it's good for everyone to have fun. I'm a person, I don't usually like to call myself 'I' or anything like that. Since I was a child, I have read many books and many stories. In those stories, there are many ancient benevolent kings and ancient saints. I think that the great kings of ancient times deserve the title of 'I'. Since Emperor Taizu Gao of this dynasty, he didn't like to call himself 'I' or anything like that, just say 'I'. After all, everyone has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, right? ”

"yes, yes." Everyone nodded.

"I'm also very self-aware. I don't have any great skills, and I rely on the sages of the East and West Chambers in politics and politics, and I also have a lot of exchanges with my brothers and sisters in cultivation. As for me, I think I only need to do one thing well: let everyone eat and drink well. ”

"The emperor is really virtuous!"

"I'm Ming, invincible in the world!"

Everyone praised in unison. Zhu Xianene didn't find a platform when he spoke, or found a table covered with a yellow cloth to stand behind, he just stood on the ground and spoke into the microphone. Although the round-necked robe he wore was not an everyday outfit, it was only a medium-sized dress in terms of specifications, and although the fabric was definitely different from the one on the market, it looked similar and the crewneck robe was also available everywhere.

The Yishan crown on the top of the head is only covered with a layer of black yarn, which is the same as the black yarn on the heads of everyone present, there is no difference - just because this is a meal, everyone is not wearing formal official uniforms, but the head is wrapped in a regular manner, and there are hanging scarf feet on both sides, just like the style of the Tang Dynasty. If Tang Taizong invited the big guy to dinner in private, it would be almost like this.

"So you may ask, why don't the people of our old Zhu family always sit on the dragon chair. Because I know that when Emperor Taizu Gao starved on the side of the road, we big guys were all people standing on the ground with two feet. Whatever the Son of Heaven is, each one is called his own. The big guy calls the Son of Heaven, and I call the Taoist friend, which is good, right? The big guy comes to eat, and I'll take care of the meal, which is also good. ”

"Woo woo~~ Virtuous, Your Majesty the Son of Heaven."

"But when it comes to monasticism, the fundamental purpose of monasticism is to live forever. The gifts I have prepared for you today are not only this chicken called Hua Chicken, but also bigger and more expensive gifts. It's the Tsukidan that I worked so hard to refine - the Nine Turns Golden Pill! Fellow Daoists, who would like to try it? ”

Everyone was silent.

In the crowd of "Your Majesty the Son of Heaven", someone asked in a low voice without showing his head, "That Dan, can you eat it?" ”

"Of course you can eat it, but if you refine it, you can't eat it. If you eat it, you can build a foundation. ”

"Then why don't you eat it yourself, Your Majesty the Son of Heaven?"

"Because doctors can't heal themselves, I'm sorry." He waved his hand, "Let me explain, the meaning of a healer who can't heal himself is that." ”

He slapped his thigh: "It is said that there is a bodhisattva who swears that hell is not empty and will not become a Buddha." To put it mildly, the rules on the ship: when the ship sinks, the captain must be the last to go. Going even bigger, say: I am the Ming Dynasty, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies! If you don't become immortals, how can I become immortals without permission? ”

(End of chapter)