Smash it, smash it, smash it.

Zhang Beixing felt that his post was not perfect.

But for now, that's all it can be.

"Buzz—"

The phone vibrates.

With a crackling chime,

Zhang Beixing looked down and found that only a few minutes had passed, and the number of replies to his post had already reached more than 20.

"Martial arts, secondary two, change your life against the sky, the landlord writes novels, right, so you can make it up?"

"Teachers don't teach? Go up and slap them both and see if he's still crazy! ”

"If you don't understand, just ask, what does rat mean? Rat people? ”

"Whatever, let's get a glue first!"

"What age are you still practicing traditional martial arts, American Juhe understands, the simple aspects are easy to use, and the gun chamber is invincible! Seven steps away, the gun is fast, within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast! ”

"Roar? It seems that Your Excellency knows a lot about American Juhe, and I admit that you are very strong, but if, I mean, I fly directly to the sun with my left foot and right foot, and then kick out the solar helium flash, with only a gun, how should Your Excellency deal with it? ”

"Good boy, the Wandering Earth is what you made, right? You are here to apologize to all mankind! ”

"Pure passers-by, there is one thing to say, the wandering earth is not good-looking, and I slept in the cinema for three hours."

“？？？ No, the Wandering Earth hasn't been released, and the robot has already been made? ”

“......”

The comment area was lively and full of cheerfulness.

Zhang Beixing looked at the answers of those sand sculpture netizens, crying and laughing.

Although he had known for a long time that these people were not serious.

But I didn't expect these people to be so unserious!

American-style juhe, with the left foot stepping on the right foot.

What is this?

Does it have anything to do with his post?

[Suggestion detected, suggestion included]

[Suggestion: Step on the right foot with the left foot, the difficulty is S+, every time you step on the left foot and the right foot and fly up ten meters, you will be rewarded with 10 ability points]

Zhang Beixing: "??? ”

"No, it's okay to be an obvious spoof?"

Listening to the system prompt sound next to his ears, the corners of Zhang Beixing's mouth twitched.

It is worthy of a three-no system!

Even such outrageous suggestions will be included.

Zhang Beixing complained in his heart, very speechless.

But speechless is speechless, and he also found some problems from this incident.

Even the advice he got on the Internet would be included in the system!

And the system is not what Zhang Beixing thinks, those who come will not refuse, as long as you make a suggestion, it will be included.

Suggestions are filtered!

"The filter should be about me."

"So far, all the suggestions that have been included in the system are for me to exercise and make me stronger!"

"And give Teacher Liu a big mouth and practice American-style juhe, these two obviously don't match the exercise, so the system doesn't react."

Figure out the screening mechanism.

Zhang Beixing's mood has improved a lot.

He continued to look at his phone, and this time it was half an hour.

Sand sculpture netizens are worthy of the name of sand sculpture.

All kinds of funny, all kinds of jokes, Rao is Zhang Beixing, a reborn person, and he can't help but smile after reading it.

I sigh that these people are really good at work, and they can always play some new tricks for him!

Of course, not everyone is doing the whole thing.

There are also people who are analyzing Zhang Beixing.

No, he flipped through it for a while, and a comment came into view: "I got the martial arts cheats, but the teacher didn't teach them?" Has the landlord ever thought about being the Monkey King? ”

This comment is very inexplicable, and even a little confusing.

Zhang Beixing didn't understand what the other party meant, so he clicked in.

found that in the other party's comment area, there were also many people who were confused by the other party's inexplicable words.

After looking around, there was no answer.

Zhang Beixing asked, "When Sun Wukong?" What does that mean? ”

Not long after, only to hear a ding dong, the man replied to Zhang Beixing, he said: "It's literal, when Sun Wukong was apprenticed, how did he get the seventy-two changes and somersault clouds?" ”

Seventy-two changes?

Spreading clouds?

Don't......

"You mean the teacher left me a hint?"

Zhang Beixing replied, the other party said it so clearly, if he still didn't understand, then he really had to change his mind.

"That's right! Since the other party passed on the martial arts cheats to you, it means that he is actually optimistic about you, and the reason why he doesn't teach you should be hindered by other reasons, he can only leave you a hint and let you understand, if you understand, you can learn, if you don't understand, you will have no chance! ”

"I see, thank you for the advice!"

Zhang Beixing was clear, and after such a reminder from the other party, he suddenly became enlightened!

Then he thought about what hints Mr. Liu had left for him.

Since he entered the house, Teacher Liu has been rejecting him and persuading him to give up cultivating Yue's Lianquan.

The only time he made a move was when he choked on his apprenticeship and threw a book at him.

Combined with Sun Wukong's night visit to the ancestor of Bodhi...

"Is that what you mean?"

Zhang Beixing suddenly realized, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

How do you say that in Brother Huozi's words?

Enlightened, enlightened!

…………

watched Zhang Beixing's face turn from gloomy to sunny after playing with his mobile phone.

The people in the dormitory looked at each other and reached some kind of consensus.

Zheng Jituo walked to Dong Guoning and Jin Linyu's side, lit a cigarette, he took a deep breath, looked at Dong Guoning and said, "Old Dong, what do you say?" ”

Dong Guoning shook his head:

"It's hopeless, with my years of experience in licking dogs, Lao Zhang's mobile phone rang just now, it should be the goddess he licked to reply to him."

And after reading the news, he instantly became happy.

What does this mean? This shows that his current emotions are no longer influenced by himself, but by others! This is a characteristic that only comes in the later stages of dog licking! People in this period, no matter what the other party says, he will explain it, even if he sees the two of them open a room with his own eyes, he can deceive himself and say that the man is the other party's brother, alas! I really didn't expect Lao Zhang to be such an affectionate person, but it's a pity that affection was used in the wrong place! ”

As he spoke, Dong Guoning also lit a cigarette with a sigh on his face.

Only Jin Linyu was pondering, he always felt that this matter was a little wrong, thinking of Zhang Beixing's usual virtues, he hesitated for a moment, and then said: "What, is there a possibility, we may have made a mistake in this matter, Lao Zhang was not trapped by love at all, he was just in a bad mood?" ”

"What? Lao Zhang is like this, isn't he trapped by love? If he hadn't been trapped by love, I would have eaten upside down on the spot, and I would have eaten three catties! Dong Guoning flicked the cigarette ash and said with a disdainful face, his tone was very affirmative.

Then, he pulled Jin Linyu and Zheng Jituo and conspired in a low voice.

Zhang Beixing didn't know that he was just in a bad mood, and he was able to be made up so much by his roommates, and even became a good man trapped in love.

If he knew, he would definitely be disgusted and shout slander!

After all, affection is not a good word these days.

It represents injustice, it represents deception!

The yellow-haired boy who charged for love proved it.

He was numb, Zhang Beixing was quite angry when he saw this news in the previous life, and he felt worthless for that kid, so he supported him.

But the result?

It turned out that Nima was a script!

Those of them who stand in solidarity with the yellow-haired boy have all been deceived!

If Batman came to China at this time, he would have to exclaim: ", why are all clowns here, I can't finish catching them, I can't finish catching them at all!" ”