Chapter 4 "What about the male protagonist, you kid is too wasteful, right?"

Song Yun glanced at the plates and cans of different sizes on the table, and couldn't help but snort coldly.

Rest early?

I think you want me to rest in peace sooner!

Sure enough, it is the most poisonous husband's heart, and his psychological quality is really hard, and he doesn't change his face and heart doesn't beat when he sends people on the road.

Song Yun sat down according to his words, grinned, picked up the chopsticks and frantically picked up the vegetables into Jiang Wuji's plate, and came to make a first move, "Come on, eat quickly, I have already eaten when I was out socializing just now, but it is a horse, I have been hungry in the house for a long time, hurry up and eat more." ”

Song Yun's eyes were quick, and the chopsticks quickly wandered back and forth in each plate, so fast that there was about to ghost, and he tried to make sure that the dishes on each plate were sandwiched with chopsticks, for fear of missing the poisonous plate, "What are you doing in a daze?" Eat quickly, do you want me to feed you? ”

Jiang Wuzhi was stunned for a moment, then immediately returned to his usual appearance, picked up the chopsticks, and took a bite from the plate.

Then he picked up the chopsticks again, rushed straight to the plate of braised rabbit head at the corner of the table, and sandwiched a chopstick on Song Yun's plate, "The princess also tastes it, this spicy rabbit head is a special dish in the southwest, and the taste is very unique." ”

Song Yun stared at Jiang Wuji's calm expression, smiled and nodded, but his heart was up and down.

What's going on, there's no poison in the dish?

He clearly ate this braised rabbit head just now, and he really ate it in his mouth, and there was some chili oil rubbing on the corner of his lips, how could there be nothing wrong with it?

Could it be that he put poison into the wine?

Song Yun looked at the attractive red rabbit head in front of him, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, tsk, this color is really hot.

I was just about to put on a chopstick, but suddenly stopped.

Wrong!

Maybe the poison will be in this rabbit's head, but he's an insidious villain, oh no, it's the sinister little beautiful man who took the antidote in advance.

Jiang Wuzhi saw that Song Yun was reluctant to move, frowned, and thought that the other party was deliberately taking Qiao and wanted him to feed.

So he quickly rolled his eyes, picked up the chopsticks, sandwiched a piece of rabbit meat, and sent it to Song Yun's mouth, "Fifth princess, please." ”

Song Yun squinted her eyes, couldn't wait to jump on the spot, and kicked directly on Jiang Meinan's skull.

You're too eye-catching, aren't they?

I can't wait to write down 'Don't know how to lift, I'll give you a ride, you don't want to die to labor and management soon' and put it on my head!

Jiang Wuji's chopsticks were pestled in front of Song Yun, and they almost stuffed it directly into her mouth.

Song Yun tightened his mouth, and even held his breath, for fear that the poison would spread through the smell.

"Oops."

Song Yun was in a hurry, based on survival instinct, and decisively exerted his subjective initiative.

As soon as his arm was raised, his hands hit the tableware in front of him in a daze, and the chopsticks fell to the ground.

Without waiting for Jiang Wuji's reaction, Song Yun hurriedly lowered his body, shrank his head, and drilled under the table.

"Oops, I was so clumsy that I accidentally dropped my chopsticks."

Song Yun hid under the table, like a rat in a hole, refusing to come out.

Jiang Wuqi was a little irritated by Song Yun, he was a dignified prince of the southwest, it was already shameful enough to wear a phoenix crown on his head on the wedding day, this prodigal princess was still grinding here, unwilling to be obedient and die early.

Jiang Wuzhi leaned down, unconsciously exerted force in his hand, pulled Song Yun's sleeve, and pulled her out.

Song Yun was willing to be restrained wherever she could, as a black belt in taekwondo who had won the award, she subconsciously held Jiang Wuji's arm with her backhand, and reflexively smashed her brain into the opponent's face.

Jiang Wuqi obviously didn't expect Song Yun's sudden resistance, two hot streams gushed out of his nose, he reached out and touched it, and gasped, "Blood, blood?" ”

Song Yun also panicked, and hurriedly crawled out from under the table, "Why is it bleeding?" What about the actor, you kid is too wasteful, right? I can't do anything at all! ”

Jiang Wuzhi's body softened, and with a 'plop', his huge body fell directly to the ground.

Song Yun was also dumbfounded by this movement, and hurriedly took two steps back, "Jiang Wuqi? Jiang Wuji? Don't pretend! Just a little nosebleed, you're not going to die, are you? ”

Seeing that the other party did not react for a long time, Song Yun took a candle and shone it on his face.

Song Yun was afraid that this was another trap for the other party, so he kicked him twice on his waist before he dared to approach, "Jiang Wuji? Aren't you, aren't you? How did you get killed with a hammer? You're too ashamed, aren't you? ”

Jiang Wuzhi didn't react, his little face was pale, and he didn't look like he was pretending.

Poisoned?

Song Yun probed the indefinite snort of the river, it was very stable, and the pulse was very normal, obviously not poisonous.

Could it be that it is fainting blood?

I don't think it's mentioned in the book.

Song Yun put the candlestick on the side and reached out to pat Jiang Wuji's cheek.

Smooth and tender to the touch.

Song Yun's sturdy big mouth seemed to be slapped on a freshly baked jelly pudding, and it seemed to be slapped on a tender egg that had just been peeled, slippery and greasy, making people want to stop.

After more than a dozen slaps in a row, Song Yun was able to stop his movements.

Well, I didn't wake up like this, probably really fainted blood.

The two men outside the door leaned tightly on the crack of the door, trying to listen to the movement in the room.

Nanxing: "What are you doing?" Are you eavesdropping? ”

Millennium: "What eavesdropping is not eavesdropping, can the affairs of cultural people be called stealing?" Me, I just want to get closer and feel the sour smell of love! ”

Nanxing: "Hmph, strong words! ”

Millennium: "And what are you doing?" ”

Nanxing: "I, I, shhhhh

I couldn't hear what the people in the house were saying, only the crisp slapping sound kept coming out, hovering and echoing over the huge courtyard, lasting for a long time.

Millennial and Nanxing covered their mouths, and their faces showed similar complex emotions-

Three points of surprise, three points of worry, three points of joy, and one point of expectation.

Millennium: Oh my God, the princess is too fierce, isn't she?

Isn't it a bit too much to play so big on the wedding night?

Shizi is not a happy person, can he withstand such a toss?

This big slap is one after another, I don't know if it is thrown on the face of the horse master, or on the buttocks, you can move a little bit, Your Royal Highness the Princess! Our house is full of eyeliner in the palace, you two don't want to play it, but it will cause a sensation in the entire palace!

Nanxing: Oh my God, the prince is too ruthless, right?

How much do you hate these five princesses, just poison people to death, why do you have to whip corpses crazy?

Although this princess is frivolous and debauched and dishonors your honor, she will not be beaten up again after death, right?

It's a good couple, at least leave her a whole corpse!

The prince's temperament is really too big, if the corpse is full of slap prints, how can he explain to the emperor and queen mother in the palace at that time?