Donkey's lunch

Qi Wangshu finished solving his and Xiao Tuanzi's stomach problems, and beckoned Xiao Tuanzi to get up and follow her to the wilderness on the outskirts of the city. It's not easy to come here, people ride donkeys and haven't rested well, and it's even more so when you want to come to the old donkey. In this way, his two meat buns were eaten, and the Five Organs Temple was comforted, and it was not good to treat the old donkey badly.

Shicheng is hot in summer and warm in winter, the four seasons are distinct, although it is located in Nanban, but it has to be said that there are rich kinds of plants here, there is always one that donkeys like to eat.

After a while, a piece of grass more than half a person tall appeared, Qi Wangshu picked up the little ball, spread the donkey, patted its buttocks, and let it eat the buffet by itself.

The old donkey was hungry all the way, and when he saw the grass, he couldn't help it, uh-ah-uh-uh-hmm-long howl, and when he got Qi Wangshu's instructions, he went in one by one.

Qi Wangshu hugged the little ball and watched the old donkey graze. From time to time, the donkey eats two bites and jumps up.

"Brother, the old donkey looks so stupid."

"Wellโ€”because there's a word for stupid asses." Qi Wangshu touched Xiao Tuanzi's head, looked at him and said.

"Will it fly?"

"No, it won't."

"Why?"

"Because it's a donkey, not a flying donkey."

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆ But, brother, it's flying......"

Qi Wangshu listened to Xiao Tuanzi's words, was surprised for a moment, looked away from Xiao Tuanzi, looked at the donkey, and saw that the donkey was landing in a graceful arc.

"Old Donkey โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”"

Qi Wangshu exclaimed.

"You stupid donkey! Dare to pee on the master!! Look at the master who doesn't kill you! โ€

Qi Wangshu listened to the sound not far away, and silently swallowed the words that he wanted to find a field for the donkey.

Is it too late to slip away?

"Hey! Those two rammers over there! Stand for the master! Is this your stupid ass? โ€

Time goes back to before it happened.

Ji Siheng finally escaped at home, thinking that the world was at my disposal, and his consciousness was free from the world. Ji Siheng, lying in the grass, feels the unity of man and nature. The noon sun was just right, and after lying down for a long time, he narrowed his eyes, and suddenly felt that there were showers of rain, which drenched his clothes. When he sat up and opened his eyes, he saw a donkey's ass facing him.

He, Ji Siheng, Yushu Linfeng, graceful, dignified Heng Wangfu prince! By a donkey! all over!

His Royal Highness, who was angry, bowed his body, grabbed the tail of the donkey, and threw out the old donkey who had eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall.

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"In Xia Qi Wangshu, this stupid donkey is raised in Xia, where it is disturbing and offensive, Brother Wanwang Tai Haihan."

Qi Wangshu put down the little ball and held it in his hand, looked at the victim in front of him apologetically and said. The boy in front of him looked at the year of the dancing elephant, but he could throw the old donkey of more than 200 catties away with his bare hands, he was a martial arts wizard, and he could not be evil.

"You say Haihan is Haihan? Master, don't I want to lose face? How do I see people in this body! โ€

"Brother Tai is not in a hurry, there is still a clean change of clothes below, if Brother Tai does not dislike it, change it first, the clothes on Brother Tai's body will be cleaned for you below, I don't know what Brother Tai wants?"

"No, what? What about clothes? Hurry up and get it! โ€

Ji Siheng couldn't bear it for a moment! He's never been so embarrassed in his life! Fortunately, there was no one else here, otherwise he would have died on the spot, and he wouldn't have had to change his clothes.

Qi Wangshu opened the package he was carrying, took out a set of clothes and handed it to the person in front of him who exuded resentment and grievances.

Ji Siheng snatched his clothes and walked quickly into the grass.