"Poof" Yin Du laughed, and then immediately pulled director Wang Shen and said: "Look at it, you starved the child, why don't you hurry up and hand over the food expenses?" ”

Wang Shen looked at Yu Hai, who was innocent, afraid that he would really starve and fall and be blasted by his huge fans.

I could only nod helplessly: "I can advance a hundred yuan to you, but this is to be repaid!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a red ticket with a distressed look on his face, and then was snatched by He Changping: "Hurry up." Do I still have to cook for my children, do I have to trade the ingredients from you? ”

"Of course you have to buy it from us." Or Wang Shen waved his hand again, and two staff members pushed a mobile shelf converted from a van over.

All kinds of meat and fruits are placed on it, and a white board is erected in the middle, on which are the prices of various commodities written.

Pork, 100/kg

Chickens, 200/piece

Duck, 200/piece

Fish, 50/piece

Apples, 10/pcs

……

The guests looked at the prices above and couldn't believe their eyes.

Yin Du sprayed directly: "Lao Wang, are you crazy about money?" ”

He Changping also glared at him angrily, and he caught a glimpse of a broom at the root of the wall, he picked it up without hesitation, pointed at Wang Shen and threatened: "You explain to me what this price is about?" ”

Wang Shen looked at the menacing broom, subconsciously took a step back, and then said stiffly: "The thing is in my hands, do you like to buy it or not!" ”

Yu Hai couldn't help it, when he was hungry, this thing was related to his lunch, so expensive, how could he bear it: "Does the Price Bureau agree with your pricing?" ”

Wang Shen held his head high: "In this realm, I have the final say. ”

Tsk, a black boss.

Yu Hai said quietly: "Has the director heard a word?" ”

"What?"

"For those who are not good at what is revealed, everyone will be punished!"

This sentence comes from Zhuangzi, and this world also has this classic, so although many people may not have heard the first half of the sentence, they know the second half of the sentence.

Here, Yu Hai means that people who do bad things in broad daylight will be shouted and beaten by everyone.

And the actions of the other four guests also cooperated very well with his words.

He Changping's mop, Yin Du picked up the slippers, Ye Qingfan was also very clever to drag up a long bench, and even the little girl Ye Qingzhou had her hands on her waist, looking unwilling to give up.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the guests and the director team scolding each other, and felt very novel, there had never been such a variety show in the past, so they were very interested and cheerful:

"666, Director Wang perfectly interprets what a black store is."

"Director Wang has mastered the password to make a fortune."

"Fight, fight"

"Support the guests, this director is really bad!"

"Your Highness is really cultured!"

“……”

On the director team's side, the staff who were originally around the director, seeing this battle, retreated a distance, leaving Wang Shen there alone, facing the anger of the guests alone.

When Wang Shen saw this scene, he was speechless, you group of people, why are there so many scenes?

Seeing this situation, Yin Du's heart blossomed, and the effect of this variety show was not there.

He held his shoes up and aimed at the director, and at the same time made a sad sneer on his face: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language." ”

The director swallowed: "That...... Open today with a big discount. ”

He Changping waved the broom in his hand twice: "How much discount?" ”

Wang Shen said cautiously: "Nine folds? ”

"What do you call Hanako?" Yin Du's slippers were about to be thrown: "Fold it." ”

Wang Shen glared: "One discount on the cost price is not enough, eight percent off." ”

Yu Hai was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, and he just wanted to eat quickly, and he didn't want to listen to their nonsense, so he directly said: "Five folds, otherwise, we will break your bones!" ”

Poof! The little girl Ye Qingzhou couldn't help laughing, and the other guests looked at the director with smiles and shook the weapons in their hands.

He Changping smiled proudly: "Did you hear it, I broke a bone." ”

Wang Shen looked at Yu Hai, wanted to cry without tears, and said helplessly: "Okay, five folds." ”

"Oh yes!"

After defeating the director, the five people high-fived each other, and then gathered around the shelves with great interest to discuss which ingredients to choose.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was also celebrating this victory.

"Pu, break the bone, Your Highness has a good skin!"

"Make a note in the small notebook, and I will bargain with the merchant in the future."

"Upstairs, you could get broken bones."

"The show has managed to pique my interest."

"Although His Highness doesn't talk much, he hits the nail on the head every time"

“……”

Pick and choose and spend a hundred dollars. The five of them carried a bunch of things back to the kitchen of the mushroom house.

Knowing that everyone is very hungry. He Changping put on his apron and immediately got busy. Three young men were kicked out as kitchen whites.

Sitting in the gazebo smelling the fragrance, looking at the kitchen, waiting to be fed, the two parents and the audience in the live broadcast room showed an aunt smile, and they couldn't wait to feed it immediately.

An extremely rich lunch turned such a life variety show into a food broadcast, which made the audience in the live broadcast room scream and want to eat.

Especially Yu Hai, because he is relatively hungry, he usually eats a lot, and after turning into a dry rice machine, he eats meticulously and very seriously, and everyone in the audience is hungry.

Even the two elders ate an extra bowl of rice.

Many people ridicule that people who have no appetite can watch the whale fall to eat, it is really delicious.

After lunch, the five people who were tired for a morning went straight back to their rooms to take a nap. During this time, the live broadcast room was not closed. The director team commanded the drone to shoot some scenery from time to time, interspersed with the sleeping faces of the guests.

originally thought that the audience in the live broadcast room would fall from a cliff during this time, but who knows that it is not much less.

Many people are doing their own things while directly opening the live broadcast, and they are completely reluctant to turn it off when they have time.

Not even the barrage has decreased much.

"His Royal Highness's sleeping face is really good."

"If I could wake up every morning and see such a face, I would be willing to die."

"You won't have it in a dream upstairs"

"Teacher He's snoring is so ecstatic!"

"Does anyone know what brand of short sleeves His Highness is wearing today?"

"I want to buy one for my boyfriend."

“……”

The director looked at the barrage that gradually began to chat, and fell into deep thought.

Whale fall is more attractive to his netizens than he imagined.

Perhaps because of the usually low-key relationship, netizens' curiosity about whale fall has not been satisfied.

His fans seem to want to know everything about his private life, too, so at this point, even hours in front of a sleeping face can be watched with relish.

In addition, Yu Hai's appearance is really not tired of looking at it, giving people a feeling that they can't see enough, and it is also unique.

After taking a nap for half an hour, at one o'clock in the afternoon, the guests woke up one after another and began to discuss the arrangements for the afternoon.

He Changping and Yin Du decided to go to the town to take a look around and familiarize themselves with the surrounding situation.

Yu Hai didn't like crowded places, so he decided to try fishing on his own.

The Ye family brothers and sisters stayed at home to do reading and homework, and by the way, they watched the house.

After the division of labor, everyone set off separately.

The two parents were the first to go out, their yard was on the edge of the town, and it was only twenty or thirty minutes away by foot to the town, so they didn't drive.

Yu Hai turned out a pair of fishing tools that were already in the house. He came out of the kitchen with a bucket, thought about it, took a small bench, and then walked to the pond when he was ready, looking full of confidence.

Yu Hai is fishing for the first time.

So he didn't know that fishing was a technical job, not pure luck and patience.

However, he really didn't expect too much, and simply wanted to try this leisure activity.

Of course, if you can catch one or two, it's good to add a meal to dinner.

After walking for more than ten minutes to the pond, Yu Hai chose a relatively flat position on the shore and put down a tool.

The small bench is set, the bait is adjusted, the line is folded, and the pole is pulled up......

It took more than half an hour to throw the bait into the water.

Audience in the live broadcast room:

"Don't look at the back, I've already guessed the result."

"I think that's how it was when I first fished!"

"The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny."

"With a big bucket thinking you're going to fill it?"

"Your Highness is going to make a nest!"

“……”

Seeing this, the audience has mastered the essence of the rookie whale falling, and at this time, they watched him sit on the bench decently and start waiting.

Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.

Yu Hai looked at the position of the hook from time to time, but there was no movement.

He pulled it up with some confusion and looked at it, and the bait was still hanging on it.

Aren't there any fish in there?

When Yu Haizhen thought like this, a fish suddenly appeared on the surface of the water more than ten centimeters away from his bait, opened the fish and swallowed a mouthful of air, and dived down again.

Yu Hai: "......"

He was a little dazed, was this fish too stupid or too good? Turning a blind eye to his bait?

Audience: "......"

The barrage is floating by in a row.

This fish is full of sarcasm.

Just when Yu Hai was depressed and wondered if he would go back to the fishing net to catch fish directly, a meow came from behind him.

Yu Haixun passed the prestige, and the grass shook, but after a while, an adult black-and-white striped raccoon cat came out.

It first stopped, its tail raised high, the tip of its tail slightly folded, and looked at Yu Hai for a while. Then she walked up to him with a light movement and began to rub his feet and neck.

It's nothing unusual to see a feral cat in a place like this.

Yu Hai raised his hand and stroked the cat's head to his back a few times, and his heart was anxious because he didn't catch a fish, so he was stroked down.

He decided to wait a little longer, maybe this fish was blind and the other fish would be normal.

So he sat on the shore with the cat and waited.

The audience in the live broadcast room was indeed discussing another thing.

"Your Highness, is it very popular with small animals?"

"The dog in the morning, and the cat now, should be the first time to see His Highness!"

"It's really rare to be so intimate when we meet for the first time."

"Isn't that normal? For example, a single dog like me likes His Highness very much! ”

“……”

After waiting for a while, Yu Hai's fishing rod did not move at all. On the contrary, there are slight ripples on the surface of the lake.

Yu Hai looked at it, and there were two or three fish swimming near the shore, occasionally showing the surface of the water, but he was not interested in his bait at all.

Yu Hai's face was a little dark.

These fish, too, are too arrogant.

It's so angry!

Yu Hai looked left and right to see if there was any way to sanction these fish. But suddenly he saw the tanuki cat that was lying on his feet and jumped out towards the lake.

Yu Hai was stunned, stopped his plans, looked at the cat's slightly prostrated body curiously, and approached the lake very lightly and carefully.

The next moment, it jumped up, and Yu Hai didn't see the movement clearly, and saw that the cat had turned around, holding a fish in its mouth, and walked towards him with extremely elegant steps.

In Yu Hai's sighing eyes, the big cat put the fish in front of him and meowed at him twice.

Yu Hai was a little confused.

Seeing that the cat pushed the fish in his direction again, he asked a little blankly, "For me?" ”

The cat meowed and walked towards the shore again, this time in a different position. Then it didn't take long for him to bring another fish back and place it beside Yu Hai.

This time, it didn't give it to Yu Hai, but just lay down there and began to enjoy the deliciousness.

Yu Hai is sure that the first fish was given to him by a cat this time.

He was not polite, and directly grabbed the fish that was still jumping on the ground and threw it into the bucket. I was secretly relieved.

Whether he caught it or not, he didn't catch nothing anyway.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room was boiling.

I have seen humans feeding fish to cats, and the first time I saw cats feeding fish to humans, I have seen them for a long time.

"Is this the charm of His Highness?"

"I don't even know whether to envy the cat or your highness!"

"This cat did what I've always wanted to do!"

"Is His Highness's charisma big enough to cross races? (Dog's Head)"

"Does Your Highness like to eat fish?"

“……”

After a while, the tanuki cat finished eating the fish, and with some satisfaction, he lay down in front of the sea and rolled over to rub him.

Yu Hai, who was bribed, sat on a chair and scratched his belly and chin. Let the cat purr comfortably.

Sit for another hour.

Yu Hai didn't catch a single fish in the end.

But when he got home, there were three fish in the bucket.

It's all cats who see him like it very much and help him catch it.

Petting the cat and being in a daze, Yu Hai, who had a rather pleasant afternoon, said goodbye to the cat. Carrying a fishing rod and carrying a bucket, he walked slowly towards the mushroom house.

At this time, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.

The two parents had just come back from a staggering time, and they were sitting in the gazebo resting at this time, while confronting the director again.

Yu Hai pushed the door in, and when he saw such a scene, he naturally walked up to the two elders and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

When Yin Du saw him, he pointed at the director and said angrily: "You come to judge the theory, we went out shopping, and a fellow villager gave us two winter dates, let us try them." We just ate it. As a result, now the director wants to deduct 20 yuan from us, you say, is there any reason for heaven? ”

"Twenty bucks?" Yu Hai was surprised.

Yin Du nodded: "Ten yuan for a date." ”

Grab the money!

This was Yu Hai's first thought, and then he thought of the three fish in his bucket, strictly speaking, this fish was also given by his fellow villagers, so he had to pay for it himself.

That's not going to work.

Yu Hai's face immediately became serious.

Wang Shen, who had the upper hand with Yin Du's theory, saw his face, his heart suddenly burst, and he hurriedly came up with his own reasoning: "I have already explained the rules of the game before, you can't use your fame to ask others or get gifts, otherwise all illegal gains will be confiscated." ”

"Now these two dates have been eaten by you, so there is no way to confiscate them, I can only give you money!"

(End of chapter)