Chapter 61 Reward the ditch to help the gang roast a chicken and a dog thigh

In the evening, Xiaotian simply gathered eight women together for an unprecedented big party, which was on the eighteenth floor of Sanchu's house.

Eight women and one man, driving nine George Patton, close to the hotel, the roar of the vehicle, has already stimulated people's eardrums, and after George Patton lined up, the eight beauties down are even more shocking.

There were two young people at the scene, who played idiom solitaire on the spot: sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, captivating the country and the city, the national color and heavenly fragrance, my fair lady, the water hibiscus, and the charming ...... You lose, drink!

"The beauty is empty, and the fragrance is passed on". Eight women, different in height, fat and thin, dressed differently, the only thing that is the same is beautiful. As soon as they entered the hotel, they attracted the eyes of "hungry wolves", whether young or old, even beautiful young ladies, almost all set their eyes on them, and what was even more enviable was that eight women surrounded a man, the man shiny like a diamond, and the women kept their eyes glued to the man's body, not looking away. Eight women and one man quickly caused a sensation in the hotel, many people picked up their cameras and mobile phones to take pictures, and even called family and friends to report this "grand occasion".

Nine people ordered one hundred and eight dishes, and everyone had almost ten dishes in front of them, and the rest were placed on the turntable table. People have a big appetite. The princess was even more dazzling - because she had three plates of belly wrapped mutton in front of her. In fact, they all have big eyes and small bellies, and a few people only eat a small part and can't eat anymore.

After eating, Red Eagle took out two exquisite jewelry boxes, which were naturally "golden" night starlight. It needs to be explained that this necklace has long been out of sale, and Red Eagle has taken it as the exclusive of the smiling woman, and the sales version has changed from seven stars to one star, named one star and one meaning (homonym for one heart), which is also favored by consumers.

After drinking and eating, Yu'er proposed to go to the song hall, and the sisters naturally agreed, but only Xiaotian was silent. There was no way, the little arms couldn't twist the big thick legs, so Xiaotian had to drive behind. When they arrived at the song hall, the eight women were immediately targeted. There was only one boy among the eight women, and a young man thought that Xiaotian had brought a group of young ladies to help, and when he saw this, he immediately came to Xiaotian's side with a hippie smile, "Little brother, how about borrowing two?" The young man shook his head and looked at the eight women. As soon as Xiaotian heard that this person was going to borrow his wife, he immediately reluctant, "Stay and go!" Xiaotian scolded with a stiff face. Hey, you're ......" The young man shook his head and left.

However, this society is mixed and colorful, and there are often those who are interested in seeing color or not wanting to die when they see color.

At this time, a middle-aged man walked over, with a fat head, big ears, and a big belly, "My name is Fu Hao (it has nothing to do with an athlete)." "Someone introduced himself, he really looked like a rich man." What's your name, does it have anything to do with me? "Xiaotian thought to himself that I am not your father, what does it have to do with me?" Little brother, I want all eight women, you make a price. "This is called Fu Hao, after speaking, he threw out a dozen brand-new banknotes and stuffed them into him." Do you have money? Xiaotian asked. That's right, you ask in Chang'an City if I have any money? In the early years, Fu Hao followed the deputy overseer Yu Deshui to pick up some foreign falls, which was more or less a bit of silver, and later he made a lot of money operating real estate. But compared to Xiaotian, Xiaotian is the sky, and he is just a little ant on the ground, there is no comparison! But even this little ant, the woman who still wants to laugh, can only say that he eats a little too muchβ€”too inflated!

"Your money seems to smell a little?" Xiaotian said disdainfully.

"What can money smell like?" Fu Hao also took out a banknote and sniffed it seriously.

"Don't you think your money stinks?" In the face of a man with a few stinky money, Xiao Tianzhen was a little speechless. His money can buy the whole world, is he rare with these stinky money?

"Hehe, I see, you're scolding me, aren't you?" Fu Hao only heard what that smell was?

"How about scolding you?" Xiaotian asked deliberately.

"Want to die?" Fu Hao's expression was fierce and murderous.

Xiaotian shook his head, no one in this world dared to ask him like this, let alone an ant asking an elephant? "Hehe, I really want to die, but this world is too weak, no one can kill me! You, even more, can't! ”

"Yo he, the tone is not small!" Fu Hao had an extra pistol in his hand, and he was aiming at Xiaotian at this time.

Xiaotian smiled, "You shoot and try." ”

Fu Hao had a gun in his hand, and he was bold, only to see that his muzzle was pointing down, and he hooked the trigger twice in a row, and the two bullets hit Xiaotian's knees, and the "chirp" bullets hit Xiaotian's body, and then turned in other directions, and everyone exclaimed, "Someone shoots, get down!" ”

So except for Fu Hao, Xiaotian and his women, the rest of the people were all lying on the ground.

Fu Hao was originally a little proud, these two shots I will smash your wave cover and make you ox X. But when the bullet went out, Xiaotian didn't even mean to be injured, Fu Hao was startled, he fired two more shots at Xiaotian's Bo Linggai, and the result was still the same, Xiaotian stood like a pine. Fu Hao was piled on the ground all of a sudden. "Fu Hao? Top banana? My pants are broken, what should I do? "Smile and look at him with a smile." I-I-I-I pay! ”

"Whew! Do you pay? Can you afford it? My pants were stitched by my eight wives, day and night, and it took 40,000 and eight days to sew them. Do you pay? Ten billion, take it! Xiaotian stretched out his hand, and Fu Hao trembled in fright.

Yu'er is good at letters, roughly calculated, these more than 40,000 days are equivalent to one hundred and nine years old, and their oldest is only twenty-one or twelve years old, this laughing sky is too mysterious (the theme of this novel is fantasy, it is estimated that it comes from this).

"Little brother, are you kidding? How can I have so much money? Fu Hao "argues with reason", he really doesn't have so much.

"No?" Xiaotian slapped down, "Didn't you pretend to be a big-tailed wolf?" Then Xiaotian slipped another big mouth, "What do you pack half of the garlic if you don't have money?" ”

Next, Xiaotian didn't ask anymore, the big mouth of "Papapa" was pumped, and after a few slaps, the meat on Fu Hao's face had been knocked away, and only the bones were left. Xiaotian grabbed Fu Hao's hair and pulled it up, "Xiaoyan, you dare to hit me with a gun, come, I'll give you a machine gun, can you try it?" Xiaotian was puzzled, and "Dong" punched Fu Hao's chin, and then he turned almost a hundred heels in the air before he landed. Thanks to these hundred pairs of heels, the strength of Xiaotian was buffered, otherwise Fu Hao would have seen the king of Hades a long time ago.

"Don't, don't fight, I'll give money, I'll give money, I'll give you all the money, please let it go!" Fu Hao was beaten so that he had no air in and out.

"Cash? Bank card? Real Estate Certificate? Your mother? Your dad? "Xiaotian said the same, Fu Hao took it the same, and when it was his father's turn to fuck, his heart froze, and he couldn't take it out, because they had been sleeping underground for many years." Little brother, my parents can't take it out, they have been dead for many years. "Fuck off, who wants your mom and dad? I'm asking if they're alive? It turned out that Xiaotian wanted to leave some pension money for his parents.

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A year later, people saw a man begging along the street many times, and people knew that this man's name was Fu Hao (this is a later story)

Despite some hiccupes, the women's interest in singing has not diminished. Xiaotian is not in a hurry, anyway, there is time.

Yu'er sang a song "Sweet Honey"

Wan'er sang a song "The Guy from Alishan"

Red Eagle sang a song "Meng Jiangnu"

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Eight women, eight songs, eight tunes, eight voices, lyrical, narrative, high-pitched, and low, court tunes, and folk tunes, singing with laughter and confusion. Everyone finally finished singing a song, but the princess still wanted to sing, but was quickly pushed away by Xiaotian.

Back at Xiaoyuan Villa, the girls were not yet happy, so Xiaotian was divided by the head and thighs again, but this time it was more carefully divided - left hand and right hand, left leg and right leg, thigh and calf that people are most concerned about, Xiaotian can't, "Life is endless, and the fight is endless!" ”

Three hours later, the two sides withdrew their troops and won the battle.

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Above the court, since his daughter was taken away by Xiaotian, the emperor turned white almost overnight, and he has aged a lot. However, what made the emperor feel the most was the monk, who was the first senior disciple of the Qingtian Master of the Golden Chan Temple, and this person accompanied him to the east and west to make great contributions.

"The government offices and garrisons in various places have given me a quick investigation of this person, and there must be no mistake! There are those who provide important clues, such as a roast chicken and a dog thigh. "The emperor asked the painter to paint many portraits of the smiling sky and proclaimed it to the world. In fact, the emperor's reward is also very particular, the chicken and the dog together must be the chicken flying and the dog jumping, but giving you the roast chicken and dog legs is to let you not make the chicken fly and the dog jump, because the roast chicken and the dog leg are dead - if you want to fly, you can't fly; I want to jump, but I can't.

"In this incident, the flying tiger has a meritorious service and rewards Gou Li with a roast goose." The emperor rewarded the roast goose, which surprised Feihu, but he also understood what the emperor meant, which was scolding him for being a rice bucket and a foodie. However, the emperor was not angry and dismissed him from his post and investigated, and he was already very happy. It seems that his "protect the emperor" is still deeply liked by the emperor.

However, King Yu is sullen these days. Originally, it was a foregone conclusion that Yu Zi would marry the princess, but he was taken away halfway, which made him very angry, he was angry that the emperor couldn't protect his daughter, and he was angry that the emperor didn't let him support him on the day of the incident. But after he was angry, there was some snickering - the emperor was not monolithic. It turned out that this King Yu wanted to take advantage of the opportunity of Yu Zi to marry the princess, first, to make the emperor neglect his precautions, and second, he could use the emperor's relatives to envelop the ministers of the court for his use, and then encroach on the rights in the hands of the emperor to achieve the goal of overthrowing the emperor. However, in this incident, King Yu saw that there were still loopholes in the protection around the emperor, which made him feel as if he saw a glimmer of opportunity.