January 30th.

Suddenly, a topic became popular on the Internet.

#花朝节一定要听解落的歌! #

The thing is like you, the landlord made a post, asking netizens for help, and wants to confess to the goddess on the day of the Flower Dynasty Festival, which song is appropriate?

1st floor: Laughing to death, brother, are you going to sing it yourself? Not afraid to sing out of tune and run away?

2nd floor: Needless to say, of course, Tian Xiao's "Confession", the song title is very appropriate!

3rd floor: Upstairs is too uninspired, how can the goddess be so easy to chase. Give her a whole bit of novelty.

4th floor: Raise a chestnut upstairs

5th floor: It is recommended to sing "If You Don't Love Me, I'll Die"

6th Floor: ...... People want to get married, not want to get married!

……

12th Floor: If you don't wait for the new song in February, it will be released in two days, and there may be a surprise!

13th Floor: Didn't Whale Fall say that he wanted to post a love song? Maybe you can use it!

14th Floor: Upstairs, you can pull it down, whale drop a single dog, do you want him to write you a song suitable for confession?

15th Floor: I've seen people break up after listening to whale fall songs, such as "Scattered, Scattered".

16th Floor: What does the brother confess, is the game not fun or the anime not good?

17th Floor: As a beautiful single flower, isn't the Flower Dynasty Festival our own festival?

18th floor: As the saying goes, things must be reversed, people are handsome and single, people are so handsome that they are single, isn't it normal for us to be single?

……

So, the post is so crooked.

After discussing hundreds of reasons for choosing to be single.

The topic of this post has been changed from choosing songs to confessing to how to stop others from confessing or making people break up.

Quite simply, let him listen to the song of the whale fall.

Think about the experience of being pitted by a whale a few months ago, with the bad taste of whale falling, in the season that exudes the rancid smell of love, can you send any serious love songs?

As a result, countless people who exude the sour smell of love began to be inexplicably recommended to listen to the new song of Whale Fall in February.

"A single dog must listen!"

"Couples must listen!"

"Confession must be heard!"

I don't know, I thought it was a moth made by Whale Fall for publicity.

Those who know can only be helpless, this is true, the dog jumped off the wall, right? Dog of a single dog.

Even Whale Fall's opponent this time could only smile bitterly and shake his head: luck was not on his side this time.

Originally, Whale Fall recently received more attention than ever because of the live broadcast of the Super Band program, and this wave of netizens added fuel to the fire.

Before the song was released, he had already lost half of it.

But what can be done?

doesn't look at popularity, but in terms of the quality of the songs, he is not sure that he can win.

After such a long time of competition with Whale Fall, no one dares to underestimate Whale Fall's strength.

So I can only smile helplessly and resign myself to fate.

It was fast to the early hours of the evening of January 31.

In the alliance chat group composed of single dogs, everyone was in full swing, and suddenly someone said:

"It's midnight, let's listen to the song of the whale fall."

There were many responders in the back:

"Here we go!"

"I'll draw the lottery!"

"Listen to this single dog song!"

"What's the name of the song?"

"I'll refresh it, call"

"What's it called?"

"Really, why don't you say it!"

"I'll find it myself!"

"Confession Balloon"

"The name ......"

"It must be that the confession flew away like a balloon!"

"Maybe the balloon was punctured!"

"Makes sense!"

"I'll listen to it!"

The netizen who was about to confess and was brainwashed by netizens and wanted to give up is also in this group, and his online name is Durian Forget.

At this time, he opened the front page of the new song chart with curiosity, and soon found the song of Whale Fall.

Put on your headphones.

A simple and slightly light-hearted melody twisted around my ears:

"Coffee on the Left Bank of the Seine"

"I taste the beauty of a cup in my hand"

“……”

The slightly brisk young male voice seems to be falling into pink emotions with a smile on the corner of his mouth, with a hint of confidence and excitement.

It's like the emotion he had the other day when he was preparing to confess to the goddess.

Buying flowers, buying gifts, choosing a location, planning a plan, fantasizing about what the goddess would look like if she saw herself standing in front of her with flowers in her hand.

It's excitement and anticipation.

I can't help but smile at the thought of everything that might come, and my whole body is bubbling with sweet bubbles.

"You said you're a bit hard to chase"

"You want me to retreat"

“……”

Durian forgot to return, and unconsciously followed the sound of the song, and gently raised the corners of her mouth.

The goddess also seems to have told him that she is not easy to pursue, and she has indeed rejected one suitor after another. But isn't that the reserved nature of girls?

Therefore, he thought that the gift should not be the most expensive, but it must be the most thoughtful.

So, isn't it romantic to send each other a cluster of colorful balloons?

While listening to this, he thought about the figure of the goddess, and only felt that this happiness like first love was really wonderful.

"Honey, fall in love with you from that day"

"Sweet and easy"

"Honey, don't be capricious to your eyes"

"Saying I do"

When I closed my eyes, I saw the goddess saying the three words I would like.

Obviously listening to the song in the early morning, the durian forgot to return, and there was a feeling of sunshine on the desk.

It's really, so happy, so wonderful!

Is this what it's like to be in a relationship?

I want it so much!

The music in the headphones stopped, and Durian forgot to look at his eyes with a determined look:

Let's go to TM's single dog! Lao Tzu wants to confess, Lao Tzu wants to fall in love!

Tomorrow, I will order flowers, buy gifts, and confess on the day of the Lao Tzu Flower Festival, just put this song, and it is useless for anyone to stop it!!

In the single dog chat area, after being immersed for more than three minutes, someone finally posted:

"MD, I hear that Lao Tzu wants to fall in love!"

"This song is so simple! It feels like it's easy to learn! ”

"Will the success rate of learning to confess increase?"

"Wouldn't it be more romantic to put the fallen leaves of the Champs in the flowers and send them over?"

“……”

It seems that things are going in an uncontrollable direction.

The group leader was anxious: "Wake up one by one!" You don't have anyone to confess! ”

"With such a noble single dog bloodline, are you going to abandon it?"

So some group members reacted:

"Yes, yes, it's all a trick of the whale!"

"You can't be tricked! The whale is digging a hole for us again! ”

"Hold on, brothers, this confession balloon, this balloon, he may explode!"

“……”

However, although it is said that it is.

The refreshed messages are enough to show the seriousness of the matter.

"Durian forgot to return and quit the chat group!"

"People ignore and leave the chat group!"

"Single Wangwang quits the chat group"

“……”

On this one Internet, I don't know how many single dog exchange groups have been disbanded.

Later, some netizens sighed: Whale Fall has made fruitful congratulations for the country's fertility rate!

The song Confession Balloon is simple, easy to learn, and has a catchy melody.

Some even think it's a saliva song.

But we have to admit the popularity of this song.

On the earth, this song is the existence that occupies the first number of music software playbacks all year round, and it also has its place in the most listened to Chinese songs by foreigners.

Enough to say that the breadth of this song is very good.

So it's a matter of course to easily get the first place on the new song chart in February.

Yu Hai refreshed the new song list at noon the next day, and found that he was already far ahead of the second place, and finally completely relieved himself.

It seems that this month is won, and there is no need to record other songs.

He briefly swiped the song comments:

"It's romantic! Just listening to the song, I feel like I'm in love! ”

"No girl can escape the palm of the whale fall, right?"

"Nice to meet you! Xu Yao! ”

"Your Highness! If you have it, you will have the whole world! ”

"It's actually sung by Zhou Mingxuan, his voice is really suitable!"

"It's decided, I'll use this song at the wedding, and no one will stop me!"

“……”

Yu Hai put down his phone satisfied.

Looking at the people who are shouting on Weibo to confess with this song, they also feel that they have made great merits.

(End of chapter)