Chapter 280: Funny Video

The next day, Yu Hai got up at dawn, and after washing, he came directly to the entrance of the village with his few things.

There is already a taxi waiting for him here.

This is the master's phone number that he specially left before, as a special call for him to run.

For taxi drivers, as long as the money is in place, everything is negotiable.

Yu Hai didn't say goodbye to anyone again.

He doesn't like the occasion of saying goodbye, and he is afraid that he will continue to stay if he relents for a while.

He doesn't belong here after all.

He is not used to the food and life here, it is not bad to live for a short time, but if it is too long, he will still get bored after all.

He didn't know that behind him, several children were standing not far away, watching his back fade away, crying into a few little cats.

"Why don't you say goodbye to him?"

"Brother Whale Fall doesn't like it."

At the end of the video is Sissy's narration:

"Yesterday we asked His Highness where his next stop was, and His Highness told Sui Yuan, and I don't know which lucky friend has such a fate."

"But these few days of getting along, for all of us, are the gift of being on stage, unforgettable in this life, and we dare not ask for too much."

"There will be a time when we will gather and disperse, you and I will not be alone."

At the end of the video, everyone was moved by the final picture, and at the same time, there was a stream of old blood in their hearts that wanted to spurt out:

"So, what about the video?"

"What did the whale shoot about, did you release it?"

"Only now, immediately, immediately, hand over the video of the whale fall!!"

"What about knives? Where's my knife? ”

“……”

Just when everyone was so irritable after watching the video that they couldn't do it, all kinds of urgings.

The up main account named Xixi and Beibei finally couldn't hold back and had to reply at the bottom of the video:

"Of course, the video taken by Whale Fall is in the hands of Whale Fall, what's the use of you urging the master?"

Netizen replied:

"Those who have seen it have no say!"

"I advise you to hand over the cut materials, don't be ignorant!"

"Ma Dan, why can you meet the whale fall, I'm jealous!"

“……”

Despite this, there are indeed a large number of reactioned viewers who began to run to Yu Hai's Weibo account to urge the video:

"Your Highness, we won't pursue it if you go to play secretly, but what about the video you took?"

"Don't you say that you want to make the village of Yuqin on fire? You don't post videos, how can you be popular? ”

"If you don't send it, we won't go!"

"Is it because it's too ugly to shoot, and you're embarrassed to take it out?"

“……”

I don't know if I was annoyed by netizens, Whale Fall's Weibo quickly posted a video:

"Legend has it that a long, long time ago, there was a place called Yuqin Village......

All those who saw this Weibo clicked on the video without the slightest hesitation:

At the beginning of the video, there is a bird's-eye view shot with a drone.

All the landforms around Youqin Village were photographed.

In the green mountains and rivers, a white crane soars with its wings, and the camera gradually zooms in and around with the crane's figure. The narrator has a slightly vicissitudes of voice muttering:

"The heroes of the world are out of my generation, and once they enter the rivers and lakes, they are urged by the years, and they are talking and laughing about the hegemony of the industry, and they are better than getting drunk in life."

In the sound of these four verses, the white crane also took everyone to enjoy the beautiful scenery around the village of Yukoto.

Ancient temples deep in the mountains, verdant bamboo forests, lush rape flowers and abandoned fields like insect paradise.

At the beginning, it suddenly gave people a very grand and magnificent feeling, and there was a sense of déjà vu of a big production.

"Wow!"

Some netizens immediately praised, is this a whale shooting?

It's amazing!

As the last word of the poem ends, the white crane also rests on the eaves of a temple.

Then the camera zooms down and takes the audience into the temple and to the mountain gate.

Here, there is a little monk wearing a monk's robe practicing the independence of the golden rooster.

I saw that he seemed to be standing there sweating profusely, looking crumbling, suddenly raised his head, and shouted in a milky voice: "Master, I can't hold on!" ”

As his voice sounded, the originally heavy and indulgent background music was suddenly replaced by a slightly cheerful children's singing voice:

"I, I have always had a dream in my heart, I want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts, just like the handsome superman in the movie, who walks the eaves and walks the wall ...... chivalrous"

Looking at the video, the little kid is accompanied by a milky singing voice, and the movements in his hands are all kinds of clumsy.

After a few seconds of silence, everyone laughed out loud.

"Poof, why did the style of painting suddenly change?"

"Hahaha, it's so fun! Anan has become a little warrior monk! ”

"What the hell?"

"It was so domineering at the beginning, I thought I was watching a martial arts movie, but it turned out like this?"

"Whale fall, are you going to laugh at me?"

“……”

However, just as everyone was laughing back and forth, suddenly a little girl's voice shouted:

"Oh no, no, no"

With this voice, the music suddenly shifts to a tense and solemn color.

"A demon has descended on Youqin Village and captured the village chief!"

When the little monk heard this, he picked up a stick and rushed out, and suddenly the voice of the abbot came from behind him: "Anan, why are you going?" ”

The little monk stopped and never looked back: "Kill the devil and save the village chief!" ”

"If you don't go back!"

"And never go back!"

So saying, he ran forward without looking back.

In the background music, a song sounded: "The autumn wind and sunset enter the long river, the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River sail through the boat, the rocks pierce the air, how many beacon fires have been rolled up, and the mountains and rivers have been crossed, and who will enter the world......"

The afterglow of the setting sun stretched the figure of the little monk long.

A gust of wind blew through the hem of his clothes.

Everyone couldn't see his expression, but a sense of tragedy arose from it for no reason.

He walked alone among the mountain roads, like a hero who was about to die.

Until he reached the river, there stood a figure about his height.

The figure was facing everyone on its side, wearing a hat, carrying a broom at his waist, and his long cloak swishing with the oncoming river breeze.

"Who are you?" The little monk stopped and asked.

The person on the opposite side lowered his head slightly and clasped his hands: "The lonely shadow of the cold river, the old people of the rivers and lakes, why should we have known each other when we meet!" ”

"What are you going to do?" The little monk asked again.

"With you."

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Although there are tens of millions of people, I will go!"

When the audience saw this, they were both amazed and wanted to laugh.

This lonely shadow of Hanjiang is naturally Xiaoyu.

His posture and lines are full of compulsion, but his dress is really funny.

"In terms of pretending, I serve Xiaoyu."

"Oh my God, such lines are so burning!"

"This outfit, I died laughing, hahahaha, that broom can't be a sword, right?"

"Awesome! Whale fall is too talented! ”

“……”

So, the two young heroes in the video walked together and walked along the riverbank.

The singing in the background is also very appropriate: "When I am ambushed on all sides, I drink wine with the sky, even if I don't return to this battle, what ......?"

After walking for a while, in the distance, I saw a figure standing on a small wooden bridge.

She wrapped herself in a red silk scarf, and a gust of wind flew by, and the silk scarf was gradually blown away by the wind, revealing the immature and fleshy appearance of the heroine.

At this moment, countless people in front of the computer screen spewed out.

"Nima, I didn't expect that."

"This woman, do I have to marry you when I see your appearance!"

"I took it, the whale fall is too terrierous!"

"Hahaha, what's in it for you to laugh at me?"

“……”

The little monk and the little young man both stopped, and Anan asked, "You also want to go with us?" ”

Sisi Little Woman nodded coolly: "I can apply yellow to the mirror, or I can split the cold light with iron armor!" ”

So the three of them moved on.

After walking for a while, at the bamboo forest, I met the fourth person who stepped on the tip of the bamboo:

"I have an old man who went with a sword, and never returned after cutting the spring breeze. Only the chivalrous spirit will be poured into the sky, and the remote sacrifice will be drunk together. ”

In the end, the little girl who first reported the news also chased after her with a miniature Tang knife made of wood and riding a prosperous fortune:

"The rivers and lakes are far away, there are few companions, today with you, share joys and sorrows, life and death."

In this way, the five-person demon slaying team was put together.

They each clenched their weapons and lined up in battle, their steps firm, their eyes resolute, and their expressions as if they were at home.

The camera switches between the backs of the five people, their respective weapons, their steps, and other close-ups, giving people a sense of atmosphere that five people are going to a battle of death and no life.

In addition, the background music sings to the climax: "And my gun is like a dragon, the sky is shaking, and the sky is broken with a roar." ”

"The spear pierces the clouds, puts down the worries of a lifetime, looks at the cold moon like teeth, rides alone, and has nothing to ......say about life and death."

Even though they knew it was a funny video, they couldn't help but watch it with some enthusiasm.

"It's outrageous, why do I just watch a funny video!"

"With such awesome lines, I really want to cry to death! Whale Fall, please, write a martial arts script! ”

"Am I the only one who wants to know who the Adversary is?"

"I think whale fall is so willful! Every line makes me want to stop! ”

"These shots, coupled with lines and music, are full of atmosphere, and I really want to go to Youqin Village to see it!"

"Turn decay into magic! Through the video, I feel that every grass and tree here is beautiful. ”

“……”

In the video, five people walked through the sign engraved with Youqin Village step by step, looking murderous.

The atmosphere seemed to be getting more and more tense, and even the background music stopped here.

Instead, there was the clatter of shoes on the concrete pavement, the wind blowing through the trees, and the pounding of heartbeats.

The tense atmosphere is about to erupt.

Is the battle finally coming?

Who is the Adversary?

Finally, the five of them stopped in unison.

The next moment, they all raised their heads slightly, looked ahead expressionlessly, and all the weapons in their hands clenched in unison.

(End of chapter)