Chapter Eighty-Seven: Artifact: Wind Oil Essence! It's not me who is wrong, it's the world!
Toilet water.
A kind of thing that will be used by thousands of households in summer, the main function is to repel mosquitoes and sterilize, the effect is very good, it can also be used as an air freshener, and it can also go to prickly heat and relieve itching, and it has a lot of effects.
In short, it is an indispensable "fashion item" for every household in the hot summer.
It's just that because a lot of ethanol and flavor are added to it, the taste of the flower water will be a little ...... Rush!
In recent years, the new flavors are relatively good, and the more classic one is really like a steel needle to drill into your nostrils!
You can smell it from afar!
And coincidentally, the bottle Gu Huai'an bought was the kind of classic taste.
It's not that he doesn't want to buy other flavors, but it seems that this one is in the store, and the villagers in the village recognize this flavor, and if you enter other flavors, the bells and whistles are more expensive, and people may not buy them.
Itself......
The aroma of the tea leaves is relatively soft, and it is easy to cover up a little other taste.
The taste of this toilet water is very similar to that of a hooligan, I don't accept any taste, and I dry it violently!
When it comes into contact with the fragrance of tea, it instantly attacks the ground formation, smashes the yellow dragon, and strips the tea fragrance at all!
Doesn't the smell evaporate quickly on a rainy day?
Isn't it sensitive?
The smell of the toilet water is easier for everyone to smell!
That's it......
As soon as the smell of the flower water came out, the smell of tea, cosmetics, perfume, etc., disappeared in an instant.
The smell of everyone's nose almost became the smell of the bottle of flower water in Gu Huai'an's hand.
“???”
For a while, the guests stared at each other with big eyes and question marks!
"Poof......
Then!
A group of netizens laughed.
They said:
"It's not...... What kind of toilet water do you spray when people drink tea there! ”
"It's worthy of Gu Huai'an, I haven't served anyone in this part of the whole job!"
"Hahaha...... You're really that eye-catching bag, my brother Gu! ”
"Why aren't you done yet?!"
……
Gu Huai'an has been brainwashing everyone crazy with his "exposure aesthetics" since the morning.
People eat cereal and drink milk, and he cooks instant noodles and gnaws ham sausages......
People make kung fu tea with a high-end atmosphere, he put there wearing a flip-flop and rushed to his feet, turned around and asked him if he drank tea, he made a whole iced black tea......
Now that people have drunk tea and tasted the fragrance of tea, well, he went directly to the bottle of toilet water!
You will never think of what kind of work he Gu Huai'an can give you next!
Be!
Through the screen, the audience may not be able to smell how fragrant the thousands of Da Hong Pao tea are, but they know very well how strong the taste of the classic flower water is!
I know better how low the combat effectiveness of the soft tea fragrance is in front of the rogue taste of flower water!
They can't help but complain......
Who's celebrity spraying flower dew!
The smell of flower water is very rushing, cosmetics and perfume can't cover it, who have you ever seen a star artist with a smell of flower water!
Many celebrities would rather be bitten by mosquitoes than use toilet water, probably they think that the taste is cheap, which will lower their grade.
Getting back to the point, let's just say, Gu Huaian is really crazy today.
The crazy whole work plus the bombardment of the effect of the show made everyone numb at the same time, they also had to admire Gu Huai'an, because after coming to this show for a few days, he Gu Huai'an worked so much, and he really didn't bring anything heavy!
He's a talent!
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5]
When he received a reminder from the system, Gu Huaian was spraying flower dew.
To be honest, it was not surprising that Gu Huaian could receive a system prompt, but in fact, even if there was no system, he would have to buy toilet water.
It was really a mosquito ration last night, and there were several bags on my body, and there were always a few itches on my body from eating to now, especially the arm part, and the skin would break if I scratched it again......
Yes, the fragrance of this thing may be rushing, and it may be slightly cheaper than the high-end cosmetics and perfumes used by celebrities, but this thing is useful!
No matter how good the perfume and cosmetics are, no matter how big the brand is, no matter how expensive it is, it is not only itchy but also does not repel mosquitoes;
No matter how cheap this toilet water tastes, it is so useful!
"You ......"
"Gu Huai'an, you ......"
At that time, in the tea room, several guests were a little crying and laughing.
Especially the actor Su Yuntang, I just wanted to boast about the tea fragrance of my big red robe, so that everyone can taste it carefully......
As a result, halfway through his words, he was suddenly covered by the smell of Gu Huai'an's flower water!
I can't smell the tea at all!
The room smells like his flower water!
Obviously, the tea fragrance just now is so classical and elegant, why is it so special in a few seconds, all of it has become that cheap floral water fragrance!!
"Squeaky ......"
Su Yuntang's hand holding the teacup trembled, and he really felt the urge to throw the bowl of tea in his hand towards Gu Huai'an's face now!
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
Gu Huai'an, who was spraying flower dew, didn't seem to notice anything, and looked at the guests strangely.
To be honest, Gu Huai'an may indeed be too ordinary, and he can't understand the fact that those who pay attention to tea drinkers taste the fragrance of tea.
It's not that he's impolite, because he really can't get it, ordinary people really don't pay so much attention to drinking tea, as long as he can drink it well, who cares if he drinks tea fragrantly.
In Gu Huai'an's eyes, everyone drinks everyone's tea and sprays their own toilet water, which has nothing to do with it, so he even wonders why they look at him like that.
"You ......"
Seeing his innocent and innocent appearance, the guests were a little messy for a while, and they didn't know what to say about him.
"Flutter ......"
Mature sister Celine chuckled and said:
"Didn't Jingshu give you mosquito repellent water in the morning?"
"Yes, but this one works a little better."
Gu Huai'an nodded, and the spray was almost done, and he put down the flower water casually.
Then, in front of the guests and the camera, he reached out and took the red plastic bag that contained the things just now, and under the bewildered gaze of everyone......
Took out a couple of green, very small boxes......
Wind oil essence!
“???”
“!!!”
At that time, the barrage exploded again, and many netizens were numb by Gu Huai'an, and they said:
"You really want a full set, Gu Huai'an!"
“…… It's really you, I have to remind you again that you are recording a show, brother! ”
"Haha...... I should have thought that he also bought wind oil essence when he took out the toilet water, blame me, blame me hahaha......"
"Poof...... It always feels so embarrassing to be a fan of Gu Huai'an, hahaha......"
……
Flower water, wind oil essence, a must-have item in the hot summer!
In fact, strictly speaking, the toilet water is not only itchy, the illusion of itching is only the location where the alcohol stimulates the inflammation that has occurred, this stimulation can not only not treat dermatitis, alcohol, imerin and other ingredients can also lead to aggravation of skin irritation, making inflammation aggravated.
The main function of toilet water is actually to repel mosquitoes and sterilize.
And wind oil essence is the real anti-inflammatory, analgesic, cool, anti-itching and other effects of the artifact!
It can even be used for headaches, dizziness, and discomfort caused by joint pain, toothache, abdominal bloating, and motion sickness due to colds and flu.
It's a veritable "artifact"!
"Poof......
When Gu Huai'an took out the wind oil essence, Jiang Shuo smiled.
He just wants to say that this soil bun is really a refresher of their perception of him without a lower limit!
This may only sell for a dollar or two of wind oil essence, to be honest, Jiang Shuo doesn't know how many years he hasn't seen it.
And the thought of maybe smelling this thing made him even a little disgusted......
Pei Jingshu and Xilin are better, they actually don't care.
Shang Zhuoyan disliked it, but she was always teased by Gu Huai'an.
To be honest, at this moment, Shang Zhuoyan suddenly understood why she could quickly get acquainted with Gu Huai'an.
Maybe it's because the two of them are actually more alike.
To tell the truth, although Shang Zhuoyan is a top-notch actress and the hottest female idol in domestic entertainment, in fact, her family conditions are similar to Gu Huai'an's people and things she has been exposed to since she was a child.
In the years when she was a trainee, she also endured hardships.
When Su Yuntang was making tea just now, did you say that she really understood Su Yuntang's so-called tea ceremony?
Actually, I don't understand it......
Pei Jingshu and Jiang Shuo may be from a large family, the elders in the family drink tea, and they know a little about it, while Shang Zhuoyan's family is actually an ordinary working-class family, and she has not had any serious people who go to tea since she was a child.
And at her age, especially women, how can anyone drink tea around her.
Because of this, when Su Yuntang made tea just now, she had the urge to feel very powerful and want to praise it......
Use this to hide the fact that you are not from the other people around you.
And she may not realize that Gu Huaian is the same kind of person as her.
It is from snacking on the ice cream sold at the store at the school gate for 5 cents a piece, and for breakfast, my parents will cook instant noodles for one or two yuan a pack at that time, and I will also drink Coke and dazzling potato chips when I am hungry, and use flower water and wind oil essence in the summer......
Everyman.
This is also the reason why when she smelled Gu Huai'an's braised beef instant noodles, she took the lead in the first NDA move.
The entertainment industry is too tall, and the people who bring it into the circle feel that they are not tall and may not be worthy of this circle.
After becoming popular, it may be that he is used to the life of a drunken gold fan, and there are flowers and applause everywhere, so people will subconsciously dislike the humble self before.
may be accustomed to using tens of thousands of dollars a bottle of perfume, so I feel that more than 20 yuan of flower water and a few yuan of wind oil essence are cheap.
But a person's background cannot be changed, and the character cultivated by the surrounding environment cannot be changed.
One thing Shang Zhuoyan can never deny is that when she saw Gu Huai'an's potato chips and iced Coke, she was really more excited than Pei Jingshu and them......
It really seems to be engraved in the DNA.
It is precisely because they are the same kind of people that Shang Zhuoyan may have a natural sense of closeness to Gu Huai'an, so they will quickly get acquainted.
As for the difference between the two of them......
In fact, it's nothing more than a different way of doing things.
There are always some people who love face, even if they are from an average background, they always want others to feel like them, and they are afraid that others will look down on them, so they will pull themselves up by stepping down on people like themselves.
Isn't that a saying?
It's raining, so you have to tear someone else's umbrella to shreds.
And this is not a manifestation of inferiority.
There are also some people who have nothing to say, in their eyes, your height has nothing to do with me, you pretend to be yours, and I live my normal life.
The good or bad of others has nothing to do with me.
One kind of person, different choices, many people will scold the former, but many people are the former, there is nothing wrong with going with the flow, because since you were a child, the world has been teaching you how to be like others, how to be someone else, good standards are there, and it is your fault not to learn.
One word:
"It's not me that's wrong, it's the world!"
Speaking of which, in fact, Shang Zhuoyan was really a little envious of Gu Huai'an, envious that he was so confident that he could talk to him about three yuan a bottle of iced black tea when he was drinking Su Yuntang's thousands of fast red robes......
Realizing this, the little wild horse merchant Zhuo Yan's eyes softened a lot when she looked at Huai'an.
"Knock ......"
Putting down the flower water and bag casually, Gu Huaian stood up, took out a wind oil essence, and said while walking towards the tea table:
"There have been a lot of mosquitoes in the past two days, and I also bought some wind oil essence, Sister Xilin......"
As he spoke, he suddenly clicked on the mature sister Xilin, and under Xilin's somewhat puzzled gaze, Gu Huaian handed the wind oil essence in his hand to Xilin, and pointed to the bag on her arm and said:
"I saw that you were bitten out of the bag in the morning, oh, this is for you."
Seeing this scene, Su Yuntang, who had an ugly expression, almost didn't hold back at that time......
It doesn't matter if Gu Huai'an is disgusting, what does it mean that he is so considerate to Xilin?!
Xi Lin was also stunned for a moment, she had the impression that she didn't seem to have told Gu Huaian that she was also bitten by mosquitoes.
When they were chatting in the morning, Gu Huai'an hadn't gotten up or come down......
"How do you know ......"
The mature sister was stunned and raised her jade hand to take the wind oil essence handed by Gu Huai'an, and her face full of exotic customs was full of surprise.
"I saw it in the morning when I was cooking noodles."
Gu Huai'an pointed to her arm and said:
"This wind oil essence is very useful for mosquito bites, but it tastes a little bit."
As soon as he said this......
"You also know the taste!"
The barrage was about to collapse him, and the audience couldn't laugh or cry at him!
"Thank you, thank you."
The mature woman's pretty face was a little red, she pursed her lips and smiled, and nodded at Gu Huai'an.
Speaking of which, girls of any age are really easy to be impressed by this kind of detail.
He saw it, he didn't say it, he didn't ask, you thought he didn't know, he didn't care, you didn't mention it, but when you didn't think of it, he silently bought you the most practical things to care about you.
That kind of attention to detail is what can touch the hearts of girls the most.
And looking at Xi Lin's expression, Su Yuntang's back molars were almost not directly crushed at that time!
To be honest, if it weren't for the lack of a valid reason, he would have turned his face and fought hard with Gu Huai'an by now!
This boy is riding a horse...... It seems to have been buttoned up for him...... Green Helmet!
Also displeased was Pei Jingshu, although she also felt that Gu Huai'an was quite considerate of this, but he was treating other girls......
But Pei Jingshu didn't know what to say, and her mind was entangled for a long time, and finally thought:
"Why haven't I been bitten by mosquitoes?"
She thought, if she was also bitten by a mosquito, maybe Gu Huai'an would also care about herself and give her wind oil essence, right?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh, this possibility is actually quite small, because every night my sister will call the assistant to help her do a good job of mosquito repellent......
Having said that, if Pei Jingshu's idea made those viewers and fans listen to it, it would definitely explode on the spot.
How good is that wind oil essence!
That thing tastes so good!
You are Pei Jingshu!
Can you use that thing?!
Would you rather be bitten by a mosquito in order to let that old 6 send you wind oil essence?!
You're too in love, aren't you!
……
(End of chapter)