Chapter Ninety-Nine: Social Bandits, Red Umbrellas, Umbrellas, and White Poles! Honest reputation!
"Let's go."
Gu Huai'an was also heartless, patronizing not to delay Ah Yao's time, he hurriedly changed his clothes and went out, but he didn't notice the changes in Xilin's movements and expressions.
Celine smiled helplessly, she thought, it seems that the plot of drying the quilt that she fantasizes about, all the excitement that should be in it, has indeed been experienced, right?
Brushing the hair scattered on the right side a little, the mature sister also followed Gu Huai'an's steps downstairs.
When they went downstairs, they happened to meet the actor Su Yuntang, who was also carrying the quilt upstairs.
"You ...... this"
The actor Su originally fantasized about pretending to be drying the quilt with Celine together after going up, and the two had a tacit understanding to go together, which then led to a series of chat topics.
Who knew that before he went up, Gu Huai'an and Xi Lin hurriedly walked down together.
"Oh, we're going to pick mushrooms."
Gu Huai'an explained and quickly swept over; Xi Lin followed, just smiling slightly at Su Yuntang.
"Mining...... Mushroom? ”
Actor Su Yuntang stood on the stairs, carrying his quilt, looking confused for a while, not knowing what to say, whether to go up or down.
He just wondered if he hadn't really understood Celine, how could she be backwards compatible?
Okay, now Xilin is going to follow Gu Huai'an into the mountains to collect mushrooms!
This is really "backward compatible" to the soil!
When Xilin went upstairs, Shang Zhuoyan also happened to finish putting on makeup and changing into a set of refreshing clothes and came down from upstairs.
Shang Zhuoyan seems to like the kind of short, and a little tight vest, and today the upper body is such a black vest, which perfectly wraps the heavy chest, and shows off the willow waist that is held by Yingying.
Outside, a campus checkerboard cardigan with long cuffs that can be wrapped around the wrist, and a pair of black high-waisted jeans perfectly wrap the fleshy legs.
It is worth mentioning that today's Shang Zhuoyan has two very cute pigtails, which well modify the doll-like face shape, and her hairstyle is really a shape every day.
"What are you going to do?"
Seeing that Xi Lin and Gu Huai'an hurriedly changed their clothes, she couldn't help but be curious.
Xi Lin didn't want to tell Shang Zhuoyan that she was going to go into the mountains with Gu Huai'an to collect mushrooms, but Shang Zhuoyan asked her and couldn't say anything, so she had to tell her about it.
"Go into the mountains to collect mushrooms?"
Shang Zhuoyan raised her eyebrows slightly when she heard this, and hesitated for a moment before asking:
"Who's going?"
Of course she doesn't want to go, it's not fun or clean to go up the mountain to pick mushrooms, and it's not easy to walk on the mountain road just after the rain, she is dressed so beautifully today, isn't it a pity to get dirty?
But when she saw that only Gu Huai'an and Xilin were in a hurry to change their clothes, she had an inexplicable sense of crisis.
“……”
Hearing this, Xilin was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then raised her eyes to look at Shang Zhuoyan, to be honest, Xilin often used Shang Zhuoyan as her daughter or little sister before, and she thought she was cute and interesting.
But at the moment when Shang Zhuoyan asked "Who is going" just now, Xilin suddenly had a feeling of recognizing reality, and in her eyes, Shang Zhuoyan seemed to be linked to a "rival in love" all of a sudden.
"Sister Cirlene, what are you doing...... Look at me this way. ”
was looked at like this by Xi Lin, Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but feel empty.
"No, no."
The mature sister reacted quickly, and a familiar smile quickly appeared on her pretty face, and said:
"Just me and Gu Huai'an."
"Ah...... Then I'm going too! ”
Shang Zhuoyan didn't want to go yet, but when she heard that only Sister Xilin and Gu Huai'an were going, she immediately strengthened her mind.
"Okay, I can only bring one person."
The mature sister smiled lightly, but there was regret in her heart, and it was really not only herself and her brother.
"I'm going to change my shoes!"
Shang Zhuoyan jumped back to the room to change her shoes.
A few people quickly changed their clothes and went downstairs, at this time, the actor Su Yuntang had just finished drying the quilt and came downstairs, and at this time, he only realized what he should ask.
"I'll go with you."
He proposed.
He definitely doesn't want to go, which celebrity artist is willing to go to the deep mountains and old forests.
But whoever told Celine to go, he must accompany him.
“emmm…… We were full. ”
Gu Huaian said with a wry smile helplessly.
Ah Yao's uncle is riding an electric tricycle, and the four people in the back are at the limit, and there is no way to carry more people.
"The car ...... of the program group"
Su Yuntang wanted to ask the program team over there, at this time, Gu Huai'an's FollowPD was complaining to Jiang Dan about the bitterness, he really didn't want to go!
Not only him, but even the staff of Shang Zhuoyan and Xilin also protested, the clothes they were wearing were worth tens of thousands of yuan, and it was okay to roll up the mountain and roll in mud? !
Jiang Dan was looking for someone to comfort Gu Huai'an's camera teacher, saying that he would add money!
While ignoring the staff of Shang Zhuoyan and Xilin, he explained to Su Yuntang with a smile:
"Four-wheeled cars can't enter the mountain, and we do have a few tricycles, but the camera is not enough to sit, and there is no space."
She smiled a little bit to doubt the veracity of her words.
It's not that she didn't let Su Yuntang go, so who told Su Yuntang not to say that he was going to go earlier!
Originally, there were three positions on Uncle Yao's tricycle, and the first thing Gu Huai'an and Xi Lin told when they went downstairs was him Su Yuntang, who was to blame for not grasping it?
How did the businessman Zhuoyan grasp it?
Eat* can't catch up with the hot!
Deserve!
"This ......"
Su Yuntang secretly gritted his teeth, a little angry.
"We've got to get out of here, don't keep the family waiting too long."
Celine smiled secretly and urged.
"That'...... Go, we'...... I'm going to prepare lunch for you. ”
In the end, Su Yuntang had no choice but to squeeze out a few smiles and watch them go out.
Outside the door, Ah Yao and his uncle sat on the tricycle and waited, Gu Huai'an took Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan out to meet them, and when they saw that they were going to sit in such a tricycle body, Shang Zhuoyan regretted a little that they had followed......
The tricycle used by the farmer himself is generally not very clean, and the tricycle used by Ah Yao is even a little rusty.
Gu Huai'an, this kid is not hypocritical at all, he stepped on the foot under the car body and turned over and got into the car.
He also stretched out his hand to Sister Xilin and said:
"Sister Cialin, come ......"
"Thank you."
Celine pursed her lips and smiled, handed her hand to Gu Huai'an, and let him lead her into the car.
The mature sister is actually not a hypocritical master, she was dirty, tired, and rolled through the mud when she was filming, and she took a tricycle, or something.
Shang Zhuoyan saw that Sister Xilin was on board, and she definitely couldn't fall behind, so she got into the car with vigor.
Merely......
When two glamorous top actresses like Shang Zhuoyan and Xi Lin sat on a tricycle that was not very clean and even rusty, it was up to the audience to watch and play.
In my impression, celebrities like them, even if they don't take luxury cars, business cars, or nanny cars, they have to take a car!
Last time, Gu Huai'an took Pei Jingshu to ride an electric car, the electric car was so clean, this tricycle may be because of pulling crops, there is still soil on the car......
What should you say, what should you do?
The strong sense of contrast made the helpless audience only say one sentence:
"It's all Gu Huai'an's fault!"
……
"Sit tight."
The uncle who was riding a bicycle said hello and drove into the mountain.
When she went out, because the car she was sitting in was not very clean, Shang Zhuoyan herself was a little disgusted, but when she left the village and entered the mountains, she sat on the edge of the tricycle and blew the wind, feeling the different perspectives and enjoying the surrounding open-air scenery, but it made her ignore the car.
Yunnan is known as the "South of the Colorful Clouds", the clouds are floating on the mountainside, and there is a slight smell of humidity in the air in the early morning after the rain, mixed with the smell of soil and crops, which makes people feel very fresh.
"Into the mountains, ......"
Along the road, there will be villagers from the same village to greet Ah Yao and his uncle, and they will also reply enthusiastically, and the breath of life will come to their faces.
This made Xi Lin and Shang Zhuoyan, who were sitting in the car body, also inexplicably feel like they were blending in, as if those villagers were also greeting them.
It is worth mentioning that Gu Huai'an, a "social bandit", when someone greeted Ah Yao and Uncle A, he even waved his hand and said:
"Into the mountains!"
This is not a "social bandit", it is really like a bandit.
[Ding, the host has successfully been exposed to the ground, and the points are +91X3!] 】
The points of the system were also given to Gu Huai'an many times at that time.
"Poof......
gave Shang Zhuoyan a smile, she pushed Gu Huai'an and said:
"People don't say hello to you......"
"What's the ...... here?"
Gu Huai'an waved his hand and said:
"You are in the village on our side, and you meet someone you don't know on the road, as long as you two look at each other, even if you don't know him, you have to ask you if you have eaten."
"Really?"
Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help laughing, recalling that Gu Huai'an seemed to be a native of Shandong, Shandong is a state of etiquette, and there has never been an emperor or a traitor since ancient times.
said that other places would be like this, Shang Zhuoyan didn't believe it, and said that the people of Shandong would be like this, she really believed it.
In the past, she brushed up on the "spectacular" famous scene of the New Year's greetings in the countryside in the mountains and winters.
"There's a chance to take you to feel it." Gu Huai'an said casually.
"Ah...... Yes? ”
Shang Zhuoyan's face flushed slightly when she heard this, and a pair of beautiful eyes like dolls subconsciously looked at Gu Huai'an, she said in her heart that this guy wanted to take herself back to his house?
That's going on too fast, hey!
"What are you blushing for?"
Gu Huai'an found Shang Zhuoyan blushing and couldn't help but ask strangely.
"Who...... Whoever blushes, you blush, get out! ”
Shang Zhuoyan pushed him a few times angrily, the tricycle was narrow, and he almost pushed Gu Huai'an down, causing a lot of laughter, and there was also a "Android CP" in the comment area, which called it sweet and crazy with rhythm.
While Pei Jingshu is not in the house of stealing "Pei Companion Taking Care of CP", they are serious!
Because of Gu Huai'an, this journey is quite interesting.
The road by car is easier, but the road into the mountains is not easy.
The mountain road is rugged, and when you enter the mountain, you can only get off the car and hike, Ah Yao and Uncle lead the way in front, and Gu Huai'an takes Sister Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan to follow.
It's really the first time for Gu Huai'an to pick mushrooms, it's quite fresh, and he has to ask about any mushrooms he sees.
"What is this?"
"Rice soup mushrooms."
"Where's this?"
"Cyanophores."
"This ......"
"Red Umbrella Umbrella."
"This?"
"This one is poisonous and can't be eaten."
“woc……”
Ah Yao in front of him was helpless, Gu Huai'an's words were really secret, and he didn't see it at all, I didn't know how many years I thought they had been good friends, very familiar, and I couldn't annoy it.
Having said that, he has never seen such a down-to-earth star artist.
People say that they rely on the mountains to eat the mountains and rely on the water to eat the water, just after the rain, there are a lot of mushrooms on the mountain, and there are many local villagers who go into the mountains to collect mushrooms.
Many of them collect mushrooms not for their own consumption, but more to sell them to supplement their families.
This fungus is very valuable, the cheap ones are eighty, ninety-one, two hundred and one kilograms, and the more expensive ones are like dry mushrooms, which are sold for more than 1,000 yuan per kilogram all year round.
June to September is the peak season for mushroom production, and many locals can earn a small amount of money for half a year by collecting mushrooms.
Ah Yao and Uncle came late, but the fungus is not yet light, and the mountain is too big.
"What is this?"
Shang Zhuoyan saw a strange-shaped fungus, and couldn't help but grab it and ask.
"This is Jianshou Qing, you can put it alone."
Yao said:
"This can be eaten when it is fried, but if it is not fried, it is poisonous, and the light diarrhea will cause hallucinations, and the key one will be unconscious."
"Is it that serious?"
Shang Zhuoyan was carrying a small fungus in one jade hand, looking up and down with two big doll-like eyes, pouting and asking strangely, obviously not believing that such a small fungus could poison people.
Modern people's concept of the word "poisoning" is too vague, and many people have never been poisoned, so they naturally do not believe in this evil.
"You'll know if you taste it......"
Gu Huai'an was wilted, and raised his hand to press the fungus to Shang Zhuoyan's mouth.
"Yikes!"
Shang Zhuoyan was startled, her eyes widened angrily, and she shouted:
"Gu Huai'an!"
"Haha...... Just kidding."
"Stop!"
"Hey, just kidding......"
"The soil is in my mouth, are you kidding?! Stop! ”
"Haha......"
Shang Zhuoyan ran after Gu Huai'an like this.
The green hand she saw just now was thrown into the bamboo basket she brought.
"You two be careful......"
Mature sister Xilin shouted to them with a worried face, this mountain road is not easy to walk, just after the rain Tu Song, the camera teacher just now fell a few times, it is not safe for the two of them to run like this.
What's even worse is that the two of them run like this, which is very "expensive" for the camera teacher!
People can't keep up, hey!
This is not?
Running and running, Gu Huai'an stepped on a piece of loose soil, the soles of his feet slipped, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell directly backwards......
"Are you alright?"
Celine hurried over to inquire, she felt like an old mother, always following them and worrying about their lives.
"It's fine."
Gu Huaian waved his hand, but he didn't fall out of anything, but he was stained with mud.
"Hahaha......"
After confirming that Gu Huai'an was fine, Shang Zhuoyan laughed mercilessly, fell into the well, and said:
"Well deserved! Fall to death for you! ”
Gu Huai'an: "(¬_¬) aim"
Looking at Shang Zhuoyan's smug expression, Gu Huaian looked at the mud on his hand again, and then he quickly jumped up and directly wiped the mud on Shang Zhuoyan's face.
Then turn around and run!
"Ahh
Shang Zhuoyan screamed, hurriedly took out her mobile phone from her pocket to turn on the front camera, it didn't matter when she saw it, her eyes widened when she saw it, and anger quickly appeared on her pretty face like a doll, and her delicate body trembled with anger......
"Gu ...... Bosom...... Quiet!!! ”
In the mountains, Shang Zhuoyan's roar echoed.
"You're dead!"
She stood up and ran towards Gu Huai'an as if she was dying.
Face is the face of a female star, and it is also the whole of a female star.
This morning, the makeup artist spent more than an hour trying to get this makeup on Shang Zhuoyan, and God knows what it feels like to mix her foundation with the damp and dirty dirt on her face!
Shang Zhuoyan is mad!
Gu Huai'an is going to die!
He's going to die!!
……
Come on, who dares to say that labor and management are short and powerless!
(End of chapter)