Chapter 103: The Aesthetics of Violence in the Cultivation Department! Studio singer smashes filters!
"That's it!"
Gu Huai'an brought the cucumber and fritters to the table, slapped his hands twice, and told Xi Lin:
"Sister Xilin, I'll make you a dish to make up for it, try it quickly."
As soon as these words came out......
"Poof......
At that time, some netizens couldn't stand it, and the barrage said:
"Tell me what's going on with this thing!"
"You said that I recognized the stew of bone broth, what is the benefit of this cucumber mixed with fritters to the feet!"
"Gu Huai'an, your kid's mouth is like wiping away the dew!"
……
Actor Su has a black line on his forehead, just now he said that he would stew a bone broth or old hen soup for Celine at night, and recover quickly, okay, Gu Huaian turned his head and came to make up for cucumber fritters!
He wondered, where does this thing make up?!
Anyway, there is a lot of garlic and vinegar in it, and I smell a smell from afar, and the sesame paste and acid on the fritters are mixed together and are sticky, are you sure you are healthy after eating this thing!
Are you sure you won't taste it when you take a bite?
What made him speechless the most was that even if Gu Huai'an didn't make up for it, he did it for Xi Lin first, if he did it again, how would he do it the same as following Gu Huai'an?
What the heck!
At this moment, actor Su Yuntang has countless grooves in his heart that are not vomiting and unhappy!
"Flutter ......"
Celine also smiled, she looked at her brother who was so sincere, and said with a smile:
"Thank you."
Maybe it was because Shang Zhuoyan couldn't wait, Xilin took the lead in moving chopsticks, and the first chopsticks clamp was Gu Huai'an's cucumber fritters.
Put a piece of churros and cucumber into your mouth and chew gently......
"Squeak ......"
Crunch!
The re-fried fritters are very crispy, and there is a lot of garlic and sesame paste in the dish, and there is relatively little vinegar.
The garlic flavor and the aroma of sesame paste are mixed in the mouth, purified by a little vinegar, and the crispiness and oiliness of the fritters themselves, as well as the light and refreshing taste of cucumbers......
It makes people eat very good, and they won't get tired!
It's absolutely stunning!
You feel a very rushed, very high flavor that goes straight to your taste buds and even your brain!
"Hmm!"
Celine's eyes lit up, she didn't expect this dish to be unexpectedly delicious, she couldn't help but praise:
"Delicious!"
To be honest, Celine has never eaten this dish before, this dish was originally bought by ordinary people at home and couldn't eat the leftovers, and was added when mixing cucumbers at noon......
"Hmm......"
Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse merchant on the side, originally wanted to eat the steamed bacon, and no matter how bad it was, she had to eat a dozen pieces of beef first, but seeing that Sister Xilin ate so deliciously, she heard the crunchy sound of fritters, so she ......
Confused, she also secretly took a piece of fritter and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Squeak ......"
The sound is just as crunchy!
"Oh! It's delicious! ”
She was surprised, and her mouth became an "O" shape, obviously she didn't expect this unsightly food to be so delicious!
"Is it that delicious?"
Jiang Shuo didn't believe in this evil, he said in his heart, MD, this dirt bun makes a dirty dish, why do you two love to eat it so much?
It's not that Gu Huaian didn't mix cucumbers two days ago, and he didn't touch them much that day, after all, garlic was put in that thing, so idol idols like him wouldn't allow garlic to taste like garlic in their mouths.
Didn't eat it.
But today, when he heard Shang Zhuoyan and Xilin eating that fritter, he couldn't help but be a little curious and a little greedy.
Man, I'm afraid to imagine, he really hates that fritters, thinks it's unhealthy, and can control his mouth.
However, other people's food is crunchy, and when you listen to the sound, you think it is delicious, who can bear it?
So Jiang Shuo also tasted a piece of ......
One bite down, well, his expression changed.
I probably didn't expect such a mediocre fritter to have such a fresh fragrance!
That's it......
Gu Huai'an's "cucumber with fritters" was unanimously sought after by the guests, and Gu Huai'an's "violent aesthetics" once again deeply washed their brains.
"Hey, eat slowly, don't grab it......"
"Hey Shang Zhuoyan, you don't just eat fritters, right?!"
Gu Huai'an was blind, and said that he was fortunate to put a lot of fritters, otherwise he would only have cucumbers left after eating for a while.
“……”
The group of fans next door were also stunned.
"It's not...... You're a star, but you're a top-notch, are you going to grab a dish like this to eat?! ”
“wok…… My filter is broken, Jiang Shuo, how can you! ”
"This thing stinks in the mouth! It's unhealthy to eat too much! ”
……
What they didn't expect was that Jiang Shuo, who hadn't eaten fritters in the morning, would follow the fritters to eat......
"Unhealthy" and "oil" are things he said to Gu Huai'an, okay, now he is really fragrant and robbed here!
To be honest, Jiang Shuo didn't want to do this either......
But who made this thing too good!
The cucumber fritters mixed with garlic, vinegar, and sesame sauce flavor are especially like adding the system seasoning in the food, so delicious and top-notch, okay!
"Haha......"
For this picture, some passers-by and viewers expressed their understanding.
In fact, anyone who has eaten this thing knows how delicious it is, and he knows how to do it, and he won't change it if you give him an elbow if he really eats it.
Our northern cuisine focuses on a "simple and crude", just eat it, this thing is addictive.
[Ding, the host has successfully been exposed to the ground, and the points are +91X3!] 】
The simple and rough picture also rewarded Gu Huai'an with points in the system again. Here I have to admire our actor Su Yuntang, everyone is grabbing it, and no one is stunned to taste it.
Only occasionally, the hand holding the vegetable will tremble a little......
That's angry.
Originally, he fantasized about introducing the dishes he made on the table, but everyone praised Gu Huai'an's cucumber fritters for being delicious, and other dishes became side dishes.
He worked hard to make a table of dishes, but in the end, he was robbed and praised for the delicious thing that turned out to be Gu Huai'an's cucumber fried dough sticks......
Can your heart not drip blood!
Gu Huai'an is just like his nemesis!
"Ahem......"
may be the reason why Shang Zhuoyan couldn't stop eating the cucumber fried dough sticks with chopsticks, her agent Sister Han couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed lightly......
It's a reminder.
She also understands that that thing is delicious, but that thing is fried, and it is especially refried, this thing is a proper carb bomb, you will not only eat it unhealthy, but also grow meat!
Shang Zhuoyan doesn't have acne, but this weight is ...... She really has a headache!
"Hmm......"
Shang Zhuoyan, who had eaten quite fragrant just now, was depressed, pouted and reluctantly left from the cucumber fritters, and instead took two pieces of beef and stuffed them angrily into his mouth and chewed hard.
She thinks the worst thing about being a star is that she can't eat what she wants......
But it is definitely impossible for you to let her go of the cucumber fritters like this, her big doll-like eyes always glance at the agent Sister Han from time to time, thinking that if Sister Han doesn't look at her, she will immediately clip a piece and stuff it into her mouth!
And what made her a little speechless was ......
It's easy to catch Sister Han distracted and didn't look at this side, she wanted to grab a piece of fritters to eat, Gu Huaian actually turned the turntable and turned the cucumber fritters away!
"Gu Huai'an!"
The angry Shang Zhuoyan raised her jade hand and patted Gu Huai'an several times.
"What's wrong???"
Gu Huai'an still looks innocent, why are you going to beat me if I didn't do it?
"Hahaha......"
It's fun for a group of audiences, and I have to say that Shang Zhuoyan is really cute.
Amidst the laughter, this lunch was also a pleasant one.
After the meal, Su Yuntang followed the staff to help Xilin upstairs to rest.
Shang Zhuoyan, Jiang Shuo and Gu Huai'an cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks together.
I have to praise Jiang Shuo here, people may not be able to wash dishes, they don't like to wash dishes, and they even dislike it, but they are willing to do it, and they pretend to be very happy and deserve it......
Why?
Because people have to create a hard-working and good character in front of the camera!
"Teacher Xiao Gu."
As soon as he finished washing the dishes, before Gu Huaian could sit down and the hem was rotten for a while, a staff member came to call him.
It means that there is a work arrangement in the afternoon, and I want to record a song, Jiang's mother made an appointment with a local recording studio, and it is better to record "Ah Diao" as soon as possible, not only the live version, but the platform has urged it several times.
If you don't record it again, those "music tailors" on the Internet have to go under the knife and sing first to say that they are original.
Originally, I only recorded "Ah Diao", but wasn't Gu Huai'an's "I Want to See You" popular again yesterday, so I recorded it together this time.
When he was notified, the car was already waiting at the mouth of the alley.
"It's not easy......"
Regarding this scene, some of Gu Huaian's "fans" couldn't help but sigh:
"Our old 6 is also going to be busy with work!"
"How does MD feel like my family has a child growing up?"
"Haha...... Xiao Gu, but we watched the fire all the way! ”
……
Seriously, many fans are still happy for Gu Huai'an, he is an amateur when he comes to this show, everyone else has staff, and he has to be busy with work, just like a person who has nothing to do all day long.
Because of those village-like behaviors, everyone is about to treat him as a villager.
Now that he is also popular, he has a job, and he is going to record songs, this is the real "cultivation system", okay!
"I'll go change my clothes and come right away."
Gu Huai'an replied casually, and went upstairs to change clothes.
"Poof...... I thought you were going to wear this to record a song. Shang Zhuoyan looked at his big pants flip-flops and smiled.
"It's not impossible." Gu Huaian said as he went upstairs.
"And what else do you wear?" Shang Zhuoyan asked rhetorically.
"Shang Zhuoyan ......"
Gu Huai'an was lying on the guardrail of the stairs on the second floor and asked with a smile:
"My grandmother is over eighty years old this year, do you know why people live so old?"
"What do you mean?" Shang Zhuoyan hadn't reacted yet.
As a result, Gu Huaian said:
"Because people don't care about idle things."
Shang Zhuoyan: "??? ”
She first had a question mark on her face, and then quickly reacted, gritting her teeth and shouting:
"Gu Huai'an !!"
Before leaving, I want to be angry with her, what kind of person!
"Tut-tut......"
Jiang Shuo smacked his mouth and looked at this scene, and couldn't help but shake his head, he was also communicating with the staff at this time.
"Are we going to leave tonight too?" He asked the assistant.
"Yes, we have a plane at nine o'clock in the evening, so it's good to finish recording the show and leave early." The assistant replied.
Jiang Shuo nodded, he was even busier than Pei Jingshu.
I originally came to this show with the idea of copying a CP, but now the CP has specially let Gu Huai'an, this kid, be fried, and he didn't catch anything, which is not shameful enough.
He regretted taking the show a little.
Now Jiang Shuo is thinking, get out of here quickly, destroy it, I'm tired.
"Hiccup~"
It was at this moment that his stomach churned, and a burp came up.
A thick mixture of garlic, tahini, and vinegar rushed up!
He didn't have anything, after all, the person who ate it didn't feel anything, and he even thought it was quite fragrant......
But the female assistant who was communicating with him subconsciously raised her hand to cover her nose and turned sideways slightly.
At that moment......
As if he had been insulted, Jiang Shuo's face shook wildly, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly......
TMD, cucumber fried fritters eat too much (a plant)!
……
Changing into a light outfit, Gu Huaian went out and got into the car under the leadership of the staff.
In addition to the driver and the staff arranged by Jiang's mother, there was also a girl wearing glasses and braids.
"Hello Brother Gu, my name is Jiang Nuan, and I will be your assistant from today on."
The girl said politely.
"Oh, hello."
Gu Huai'an nodded, he complained that Jiang's mother didn't arrange a staff member before, okay, it's in place today.
Ok Ok.
I didn't know each other very well, and I needed to run in, and Gu Huai'an didn't have anything to say on the way, but Jiang Nuan talked to Gu Huai'an about some work things.
Today is to record the song first, and then there are a few advertisements to dock with him in the past two days, but there is no endorsement or anything for the time being, he is a little hot now, but the endorsement route is too vague, and no one is looking for him.
It's not like an advertisement, just repost it on social platforms.
Then there is the music copyright, now not only some music platforms need his authorization, but also short video platforms and video platforms, and there are even some singers who want to cover on the show, in short, Gu Huai'an will charge a lot of copyright fees alone.
There are commercial performances or something, but Jiang's mother thinks that he is not suitable to go now, so she doesn't take it much.
At present, there is just such a little thing for the time being, and many details of the company will be done, so he doesn't need to worry about it.
After finishing speaking, there was actually nothing to do, Jiang Nuan didn't talk about anything else, and Gu Huai was quite depressed, so he couldn't help asking:
"Won't you talk to me about life?"
"Brother Gu, what do you mean...... What? Jiang Nuan was still a little puzzled.
"Like ......"
Gu Huaian thought for a while and said:
"The clothes you wear, the food you eat, and so on."
He hinted at this a little, he actually wanted to say that other people's assistants are in charge of artists, they can't eat too much, they have to keep their figures, they have to control their bodies, control oil, sugar, and greasy, and they have to pay attention to dressing, and some stylists will bring several when they go out.
Yes, he may not be as good as others with so many staff, but you can't care about anything in terms of life as an assistant, right?
"Poof......
Jiang Nuan was amused by Gu Huai'an and said:
"Mother Jiang ordered, don't worry about this."
"Why?"
The corner of Gu Huai'an's mouth twitched......
Jiang Nuan replied with a smile:
"She said that you are going this way, just let you be casual."
Gu Huai'an: "......"
Well, I feel that there is no difference between this assistant and not.
In other words, is being an artist so free?!
How did he not know before!
He really belonged to "free-range", and Shang Zhuoyan might be envious when he saw it.
Seeing Gu Huai'an like this, Jiang Nuan breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, she was still a little apprehensive when she was asked by the company to be Gu Huai'an's assistant, because she didn't know what kind of person Gu Huai'an was......
Many artists have all kinds of stinky problems, requiring assistants to run errands and buy everything is basic, and some big names even ask assistants to dress him, put shoes and even wear socks.
Yes, maybe Gu Huai'an looks like a simple and honest big boy in front of the camera, but what can you believe in this entertainment industry (juan), God knows if he is a character created for himself on the show?
There are more people in this circle who have a set in front of the camera and a set in the back of the camera, who is not in the entertainment industry?
This is also the reason why Jiang Nuan has only dared to talk to him about work since they first met.
Through this short contact after the meeting, Jiang Nuan found that Gu Huaian seemed to be really the same as on the show, not only honest and honest, but even a little ......
Silly.
Silly and cute, such an artist.
It's unlikely that there's anything bad about it.
This reassured her.
After eating at noon, I went out to record a song, because the recording location of the "Crystal Love Season" program was relatively remote, so it took more than an hour on the road alone, and it was a little more than a little when I went to the place to record the song.
The procedure for recording the song is not complicated, Gu Huai'an handed it over before the accompaniment or something, and when he arrived, it was basically done, just go in and record it.
Speaking of which, Gu Huai'an is really recording a song for the first time, and when he enters the recording studio and looks at the professional microphone and other equipment, looking at the recording engineer and his assistant behind the glass, it feels really novel.
Say it or not, this recording place is so quiet, you don't even feel like there's a sound of wind, it's like plugging your ears.
The recording is also simple, Gu Huai'an put on a headset and sang along with the accompaniment.
Start recording.
To the surprise of both the recording engineer and the new assistant Jiang Nuan, Gu Huai'an's singing skills are very good, even if it is the first time to record a song, there are almost no stumbles after recording the whole time, and the singing is very stable.
The most important thing is that he has a very good timbre, and his control of the sound is also superb, and he can use it directly without tuning and repairing the tone.
The recording engineer couldn't help but sigh and said that millions of tuners didn't have a chance to work here!
There is a kind of singer called "recording studio singer", that kind of person can only record songs in the recording studio, and after recording, let the "million tuners" repair the sound and then send the song to listen.
If you want him to sing live, even if it's not fully open, he may have to see the light die.
Many people listen to it on the show now, such as the stage where some singers compete, obviously you listen to the show well, but the public judges on the scene just don't vote......
Why?
Because people listened to the live live of the "recording studio singer" who saw the light and died!
You can hear their revised version!
Can it be the same?
Can you vote for him!
The funniest thing is that the show can't help but fix the person's voice, because if he doesn't fix the sound, his live can't be broadcast at all, and all kinds of sounds can't be heard!
Obviously, Gu Huaian is not the kind of "studio singer" who "sees the light and dies".
With his strength, even if he goes out to sing, it will be a chaotic shark!
……
At the same time.
Crystal Courtyard.
"I'm going to fry you this fungus at night."
The actor Su Yuntang was washing the mushrooms they picked back in the kitchen, and the mature sister Xilin sat on the side and nodded gently.
"None of this is poisonous, right?"
Su Yuntang also made a special confirmation.
"The ones that are not poisonous, the ones that are poisonous have been singled out."
Celine pointed to the blue in the bag on her right.
"Okay."
Su Yuntang nodded.
……
(End of chapter)