Chapter 116: Buying Firecrackers Concept Zhu Bajie Eats Ginseng Fruit! The dragon slayer will eventually become an evil dragon!

Everyone said:

"Gu Lao 6! What the hell are you doing? ”

"You stinky rascal! I knew you weren't honest! ”

"I always thought you were an honest and honest child......"

"Isn't it particularly difficult in your family, did your mother teach you that the children of the poor were in charge of the house early?!"

"Let you be in charge early, not let you start a family early!"

……

Everyone really regretted letting Gu Huaian notice their skin color.

Who would have thought that this could also be an excuse to rub oil?

"What are you doing! Stinky rascals! ”

Shang Zhuoyan's face was slightly red, her eyes widened with anger, and she almost raised her leg to kick him on the ground at that time.

"No, I'll just compare ......"

made a joke, Gu Huaian came back with a smile.

All right.

It seems that you really need to use sunscreen.

Speaking of which, a few days ago, when Gu Huai'an was washing up, he would occasionally feel if he was tanned or not, and there were even some places on his arms yesterday......

At the time, I thought it was an illusion, but today the comparison is immediately clear.

The ultraviolet rays here in Yunnan are very strong, and you can see a lot of locals, who are the kind of migrant workers and tour guides who often go out and show their faces, and their skin is really very dark.

Of course, it is not comparable to the kind of dog of the gray state, but it is also several degrees darker than the normal Chinese.

Guides for traveling here on the Internet will be full of signs like "Be sure to bring sunscreen", both men and women.

Gu Huai'an didn't believe in evil before, he grew up so big, he never used sunscreen, a big man is a special sunscreen.

But when I compare my arms with Shang Zhuoyan's legs, the color difference is really obvious!

Gu Huai'an himself felt like a gray state......

Thinking that he will be an idol star in the future, Gu Huaian still needs a face, so this sunscreen has to be used.

"......"

Gu Huaian reluctantly took the sunscreen from the assistant's hand and sprayed it on himself, but he was not very skillful, he was too close, and he didn't spray it very evenly.

And he seems to be a little reluctant to spray......

"Stupid! Give it to me, I'll help you ......"

The little wild horse merchant Zhuo Yan couldn't stand it anymore, and went over to snatch Gu Huai'an's sunscreen, and sprayed violently on his face and arms.

"I'll ......"

"Alright, alright!"

"I need so much ???"

She had to spray Gu Huai'an with three layers of foundation, which was so thick that her hands were wet, and Gu Huai'an was not used to it.

"Hahaha......"

Watching this scene, many viewers were happy:

"It's like my boyfriend who has never seen the world......"

"That's how my boyfriend reacted when he first applied sunscreen."

"Alas...... Gu Huai'an...... I didn't expect you kid to use sunscreen too! ”

"What is this wave called? It's called ......"

"The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon!"

"Hahaha......"

……

There is a show in the comment area, commenting on "Gu Huai'an applying sunscreen" that "the dragon slayer will eventually become an evil dragon", which attracted countless netizens to call it incisive!

And +1 one after another!

After a while......

The barrage on the show is full of "dragon slayers will eventually become evil dragons"!

If Gu Huai'an saw it, it would definitely explode on the spot, it would be too embarrassing!

But let's talk about it, the picture of Shang Zhuoyan dragging Gu Huai'an's arm and spraying sunscreen on Gu Huai'an is inexplicably a little embarrassing......

……

In the midst of laughter, after doing sunscreen, everyone went out.

I don't know if I'm hungry or hungry, when passing by the store, Gu Huaian said:

"You go first, I'll buy something to eat on the way."

Gu Huai'an didn't have the habit of skipping breakfast, no matter how late he got up, he had to take a bite, so he said hello and went to the store.

"I'll go too!"

Shang Zhuoyan also followed, and she said in her heart, you kid, don't want to secretly buy delicious food behind my back!

"The ......"

Mature sister Celine originally wanted to say that I brought you bread and milk to eat on the road, but unfortunately these two frizzy ones have already gone away.

Celine had no choice but to smile helplessly.

There is basically nothing good to eat in the small shops in the village, most of them sell some daily necessities, at most some ice cream, instant noodles, bread, and drinks...... And so on.

Gu Huai'an walked around, but couldn't find anything to eat.

On the contrary, it was Shang Zhuoyan, who had a pair of eyes that were good at discovering beauty, standing at the door of the store and staring at the volcanic stone grilled sausages roasted on top of the sausage roasting machine, her eyes shining!

This roasted sausage is not the kind of starch sausage, but a pure meat sausage, the surface is brushed with a layer of oil, and it is turned around on the roasting machine, and some of the edible casings on the outside of the roasted sausage have been roasted and browned, and some have burst open......

Looking at the dripping oily roasted sausage, Shang Zhuoyan's saliva was about to flow down.

"I'm going to eat this!"

She pointed to the roasted sausage and said to Gu Huai'an.

"Tell me what are you doing, you want to eat."

Gu Huaian took a few packs of snacks casually, waved his hand and said.

"Didn't you treat you......"

Shang Zhuoyan relied on Gu Huai'an.

"I owe you?" Gu Huai'an grinned.

"I don't care, I'm following you anyway." Shang Zhuoyan began to be arrogant and unreasonable again.

She's not bad for money, she just wants to have a flirtatious mood, so don't boys pay for men and women when they go out?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I asked you to come along??? Gu Huaian had a question mark.

"Hey, Gu Huai'an, you're also an artist!"

The guy who was searched by this guy was really speechless, Shang Zhuoyan pinched the willow waist with two slender jade hands and said:

"It's not that you want to eat any expensive meals, or you can't afford to ask for a few dollars a roast sausage?!"

This guy's song "Calories" is priced at 850,000 yuan, as far as she knows, the copyright fees of "Ah Diao" and "I Want to See You" seem to have arrived in the past two days, Gu Huaian may not be as good as them in terms of assets, but how can he lack pocket money!

Pick and search ...... What a person!

"Ahh......h

Gu Huai'an was also helpless by her, and he was indeed a little stuck, but he could still afford to buy some snacks to eat.

"How much does this grilled sausage cost?" Gu Huai'an asked.

"Five bucks." The clerk replied.

"Five?!"

Gu Huai'an was taken aback, this roasted sausage is not big, and he has the impression that buying a whole package from the Internet is only ten or twenty yuan, and this one sells for five yuan???

"Poof......

For some of the audience, it was fun:

"Just now, I also sighed that Xiao Gu made money, and now I don't look at the price when I buy things, and I can't change my dog for a long time!"

"It's not...... Elder brother! Didn't you make money writing songs? Why are you still shocked for five dollars? ”

"Hahaha...... Shang Zhuoyan was going to be angry. ”

……

[Ding, the host has successfully been exposed to the ground, and the points are +91X3!] 】

"Smack!"

Shang Zhuoyan slapped her on the head.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have let Gu Huai'an have a treat, he should have bought it and left.

To tell the truth, Shang Zhuoyan is a face-saving person, and when she buys things outside, she basically doesn't look at the price or ask the price.

When it comes to her kind of traffic, the income level is almost the top in China, even when she goes to a luxury store, she basically only looks at the price when she checks out.

As long as she doesn't buy the kind of luxury cars, jewelry, and watches that cost tens of millions of dollars, she basically pays directly without blinking an eye.

If it weren't for Gu Huai'an, she would have almost forgotten what "asking price" was.

Anyway, she also wondered, does this Gu Lao 6 really can't afford to pay for a roast sausage for 5 yuan? !

You're so afraid you're not kidding me!

"Okay, buy, buy, buy."

It's true that Gu Huaian can't afford it, how can you say it......

I used to be poor.

Yes, yesterday, the copyright fees of "Ah Diao" and "I Want to See You" arrived, and the account balance went from a few thousand yuan to more than 800,000 yuan, and the cost of several advertisements and the cost of last night's endorsement of the data line were also discussed, and the company would call his card on the day of payroll.

But.

Maybe it's because he's used to living a normal life, Gu Huai'an knows the price, so he won't squander money at will.

And he doesn't think it's a shameful thing, at any time I know that saving is not shameful, many people underestimate a dime, you take a 1 yuan bus less than that dime, do you see that the bus driver let you get on the bus?

He's just down to earth.

Before and after, do you want to say that Gu Huai'an has changed?

That's there too.

For example, this grilled sausage, if it was before, Gu Huaian would definitely turn around and leave as soon as he heard that it was five yuan, and Shang Zhuoyan would not buy it when he ate it.

So now, I'm still buying it.

And I bought several.

Buy two for Su Yuntang and Sister Xilin, one each for herself and Shang Zhuoyan, and send a few more to the camera teachers by the way......

Both, no fighting.

It is said that since she helped Sister Xilin ask for a plaster that day and said that she fell down and was told by the camera teacher that she "deserved it", Gu Lao 6 has also become smooth, and she has begun to maintain her relationship with the camera teacher.

This caused a burst of laughter, Gu Huaian and the camera teacher's "a few things that have to be said" have also been hotly discussed recently, and everyone knows that the camera teacher hates Gu Huaian the most.

And the phrase "dragon slayer eventually becomes an evil dragon" was once again taken out by everyone to learn and use.

It is worth mentioning that when checking out, Gu Huaian asked the clerk a special question:

"You still have that kind of ...... here Is it just firecrackers? ”

"Firecrackers?"

The clerk was stunned.

"As long as it's not a cannon drop, anything else." Gu Huai'an explained: "It's better to wipe the cannon or something. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What do you want that thing for? ”

Shang Zhuoyan looked confused.

"Play, what else can you do." Gu Huai'an is frank and open.

Shang Zhuoyan: "(Β¬_Β¬) aim"

There is always some bad premonition.

But this season, there shouldn't be any firecrackers for sale, right?

Generally, the season for selling firecrackers is winter, and the atmosphere of the New Year is like this all over the country.

How can there be a firecracker seller in summer.

Gu Huai'an wasn't sure if there was any, but fortunately, the clerk said that there were still some things in the store that were not sold out during the New Year, but the quality was not guaranteed, so I asked Gu Huai'an if I wanted it.

"Yes, you can."

Gu Huai'an happily bought a big box, which was the kind that could be rubbed, and he looked very happy, happy as a big fat boy of two hundred pounds.

Shang Zhuoyan looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that there was nothing good......

Back in the car, after sending the barbecued sausages, Gu Huaian held his mobile phone and didn't know what he was watching.

Shang Zhuoyan finished gnawing on her barbecued sausages, feeling a little unsatisfied, and watched Gu Huai'an staring at her mobile phone, so she started the idea of Gu Huai'an's grilled sausages.

"What are you looking at?"

She crept over, the smell of perfume and makeup on her body refreshing.

When he bowed slightly, Xiong Daxiong Er shook a little dizzy.

"Look at this grilled sausage......" Gu Huaian replied.

saw that the screen on Gu Huai'an's mobile phone turned out to be ......

A treasure search,Volcanic stone grilled sausage interface。

Shang Zhuoyan: "??? ”

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan had a question mark on her face!

Eldest brother!

Why are you searching for this?

As if seeing Shang Zhuoyan's question, Gu Huaian replied:

"I want to buy two packs and bake them myself, and it's not too difficult."

As soon as these words came out......

"Poof......

Then!

Many viewers who watched the show laughed directly!

Everyone said:

"Gu Huai'an, why are you like my mother?!"

"Hahaha...... My mom always thinks that things outside are expensive, and when she sees how others do them, she comes back to buy raw materials and makes them herself. ”

"I just said that your kid was generous and bought a lot of roots, why are you waiting here for a long time?!"

……

[Ding, the host is successfully grounded and exposed, and the points are +91X5! ] 】

In these years, many things are expensive, and any dish in a restaurant outside starts at thirty or fifty, like that kind of flavored eggplant and fish-flavored shredded pork......

That kind of dish, if you make it yourself at home with raw materials, you may not need ten yuan.

In many street restaurants, the price of pork ribs can be compared with beef, it is better to order fried chicken and grilled fish, and it is expensive to order pork ribs!

In fact, this is easy to understand, people want to make money.

I don't have to make money, who will sell it.

Nowadays, many young people have the concept that going out to eat and spending three or five hundred is not money, but for many adults, that money is enough for the family to eat several meals.

When young people see something delicious, they subconsciously want to taste it, but many adults want to buy some ingredients and make it themselves.

Eating out is not at all affordable to eat at home.

It's not complicated to cook a dish or anything this year, and you can find it by opening online short video software and searching for it.

Life is firewood, rice, oil and salt, money is hard to earn, gold is hard to eat, save a little is a little.

You just say that Gu Huai'an and the others ate this volcanic stone grilled sausage, search on a certain treasure, the cheaper is less than 20 yuan a pack, there are ten in it, and the average one is less than two yuan.

The slightly more expensive ones are more than 20 yuan, and you have to say that there are more expensive ones, but the question is that the street store is so expensive?

It's not fun to lift that bar.

Are you going to say it's hard to do?

It's not hard to do at all!

You take it out, let alone throw it in the pot and fry it, you just throw it in the microwave and turn it around a few times and you can eat it when it's cooked.

If it doesn't hurt enough to buy a one, it costs five, six, seven, or eight yuan, just buy a few packs of it and come back to eat it, isn't it fragrant!

"You ......"

"You're ......"

Shang Zhuoyan opened her mouth, she didn't give any accurate evaluation for a while, and she definitely couldn't say that the Thai pants were spicy, and finally just gave Gu Huai'an a thumbs up.

It means that I am convinced.

It has to be you, Gu Huai'an!

"Hahaha......"

Even the audience burst into laughter.

You say that Gu Huai'an is not dirty, he is a star artist who writes a song and earns hundreds of thousands of dollars, and he has to think about buying a barbecued sausage, and he can't let it go.

You say he has no brains, and what people do is so cost-effective.

The behavior of adults in the family always makes some young people feel ashamed, but what kind of behavior of adults is not without reason?

It's all the same thing, it's just a hands-on thing, you can save a lot of money, you let the adults say, why don't they do it?

As for why everyone laughed at Gu Huai'an, they weren't actually laughing at him, maybe they just felt that his behavior was very similar to many of their elders.

It's a bit contrasting, a little marketable, a little bit of a chicken thief, but it's so sensible, people can't find fault with it, and it also makes people feel so kind.

"You ...... Do you still eat grilled sausages? ”

Seeing Gu Huai'an staring at his phone endlessly, Shang Zhuoyan quietly put his mouth close to the roasted sausage......

Gently open the cherry mouth and try to swallow the roasted sausage in your mouth.

This grilled sausage is skewered with a bamboo skewer, she just wants to take advantage of Gu Huai'an's inattention and bite it off in one bite, so that Gu Huai'an will have no eggs even if it explodes on the spot, and the grilled sausage has been swallowed into her mouth in one bite!

He still dares to spank himself?

But just as her mouth was about to touch the roast sausage......

"Definitely eat it."

Gu Huaian directly removed the grilled sausage.

"Hmm......"

Shang Zhuoyan's cheeks bulged angrily, and she pouted and stared at Gu Huai'an resentfully.

"It's not like you don't have it, why are you eating me?" Gu Huai'an said.

"It's over...... Shang Zhuoyan was aggrieved.

"You're done eating someone else's?"

Gu Huai'an was stunned, what is the reason for this horse!

And there is no heavenly reason!

"I ...... I didn't taste anything after eating it too quickly. Shang Zhuoyan also tried to quibble.

"Heh......"

Gu Huai'an was happy, and couldn't help but smile:

"Are you the one who eats ginseng fruit? I can't taste it when I eat one......"

"You...... Who do you say is Zhu Bajie! ”

"It's just a metaphor, you don't need to sit in the right seat."

"You clearly mean me! Gu Huai'an! ”

"Hey, don't stab people with that stick! Hiss...... You're so pierced! ”

……

In the car.

Gu Huai'an was pricked by Shang Zhuoyan for a long time with a skewer that he had eaten with a roast sausage, and Gu Huai'an, who was pierced, once doubted that he would look back and drink a glass of water like Tom in the cartoon "Cat and Mouse" that he had watched before.

In the end, it was the actor Su who gave the barbecued sausage to Shang Zhuoyan, he was not very happy to eat this kind of thing, the oil was big, and the meat used was not necessarily healthy.

He is healthy, and his food is relatively light.

Speaking of which, actor Su is really looking forward to today's horseback riding, his equestrian skills are very good, basically there is nothing that cannot be tamed if he is not that kind of fierce horse.

Today is the day he turns over, and he has already thought about it, when the time comes, he can teach Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan to ride horses, and by the way, he will sell a wave of memories with Xi Lin.

Last night......

Many people didn't notice Xi Lin and Gu Huai'an's "full of westward CP", but actor Su noticed.

Thinking that he Su Yuntang has pursued Xilin for so many years, those netizens have given him so many names, and he is an "affectionate actor", a "licking dog" and a "boiling sheep......

It's just that he and Celine don't have CP!

This Gu Huai'an and Xilin have only known each other for a few days, so they are especially on CP!

Is this okay?!

Actor Su can be regarded as being forced to do his part, he has already contacted the company, as long as he has some good interaction with Xilin in the show, you watch it tonight, it all has to be him and Xilin's CP!

It's just that he hasn't figured out the CP names of the two of them yet, and MD Gu Huai'an doesn't know how to run it, and the CP names of the three female guests are so good......

and Pei Jingshu's "Pei companion takes care of CP".

Follow Shang Zhuoyan's "Android CP".

With Celine's "full of westward CP".

How did you come up with it???

While actor Su was immersed in equestrianism, Gu Huaian stared thoughtfully at the box of firecrackers in his hand.

……

In fact, I'm not afraid to tell you that every song written in the early stage is foreshadowing, and there are echoes and outbreaks in the later stage;

I'm a very stubborn person, I never care what others say and tell me to do it, I don't care, I can write whatever I want!

Friends who like to read it believe that you will fall in love with this book after I see it, and if you are like me then I think this thing is ......

Thai pants spicy!

(End of chapter)