Artillery battles.

Something for kids to play with.

During the Chinese New Year, Su Yuntang returned to his hometown, and occasionally saw children throwing this thing on the side of the street.

It is worth mentioning that one year when he came home, a wise boy threw a cannon in his face, and the cannon exploded less than ten centimeters next to him.

Since then, actor Su has left a shadow, and he has no good impression of this thing at all, but who knew that Gu Huai'an would play it today.

This guy ......

Boss man!

What kind of artillery fight?!

This is not a kind of artillery battle for the New Year!

And also......

Are you serious about frying cow dung?!

The work that Gu Huai'an did before was disgusting enough, but today, I directly materialized the word "disgusting".

It's disgusting!

"I, Gu Huai'an, I don't share the sky with you...... You stop! ”

It was easy to suppress the churning in his abdomen, and Shang Zhuoyan immediately ran to Gu Huai'an.

tried to press Gu Huai'an to the ground and ravaged him.

Gu Huai'an was still running at the beginning, and as he ran, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the artillery in his hand, and he was happy at that time, MD labor and management had "explosives" in their hands?

"I warn you not to chase me, you chase me again......"

Gu Huai'an lit a cannon while turning around and making a gesture to throw it at Shang Zhuoyan.

"Ahh

Shang Zhuoyan exclaimed in fright, her eyes suddenly widened, and she hurriedly dodged her body.

Gu Huai'an's artillery battle exploded not far from her, and she was even more angry, she originally wanted to settle accounts with Gu Huai'an, but the result was ......

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Gu Huai'an came to her with a cannonball.

Ignite a ...... as you walk

"You...... What are you doing! ”

"It's dangerous!"

"Ahh

"Don't throw it away!"

"Ahh

It's reversed!

Turned the tables against the wind!

Originally, Shang Zhuoyan looked for Gu Huai'an to take revenge, but in the end, Gu Huai'an chased Shang Zhuoyan!

At the beginning, Shang Zhuoyan also cursed Gu Huai'an frantically, and the bastard bastard is not a human being......

I was a little devastated in the back and began to beg for mercy!

"Ahh

"Ah, don't blow up!"

"Am I wrong?"

"Ah......h

……

"Hahaha......"

The audience laughed crazy, Shang Zhuoyan was really miserable, she was bullied by Gu Huai'an and was angry and couldn't retaliate, she was really distressed!

"Haha......"

After chasing for a long time, Gu Huai'an finished putting a box of artillery battles, and asked Shang Zhuoyan with a smile:

"Are you still chasing it?"

Look at his bear!

A face of "villain"!

"I ...... You ......"

The angry Shang Zhuoyan could only stomp her feet in place.

"Okay, don't bully her."

In the end, the mature sister Xilin couldn't stand it anymore, and stopped Gu Huai'an with a smile.

"Sister Xilin, are you playing?"

Gu Huai'an turned his head and handed the artillery to Cirin and asked.

“emmm……”

Around the goddess Xilin, she was a little hesitant and messy for a while, and she couldn't cry or laugh.

You ask her if she wants to play?

I can't say I think about it, and I can't say I don't want to.

She came out of the countryside, and when she was a child, she also played with the friends in the village, and there were more things that were fried before, but what didn't be fried?

Watching Huai'an play, she is a little nostalgic for her childhood, but ......

She's Celine!

She's a red carpet goddess!

This is not just a matter of personality and face, but she shouldn't be playing with this thing at her age, and besides, this is indeed ......

It's disgusting, isn't it?

"Thank you."

She politely waved her hand and refused, her sister has her own scale, she will paste the plaster, and forget about the thing of bombing cow dung with shelling.

"Hoo ......"

The actor Su and some viewers secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this scene, fortunately Xilin didn't play, otherwise they would really collapse.

It's hard to imagine that the red carpet goddess Xilin followed Gu Huai'an to fry cow dung, if there is really that scene, fans don't talk about filters, the three views are shattered!

Gu Huai'an didn't force it, he just played with this thing by himself, and he really didn't expect others to play with him......

But don't say it, Gu Huaian himself is having a lot of fun.

In the afternoon, after everyone rested, they all rode their horses for a while, but it was Gu Huai'an, who didn't ride for a while and ran to set off the artillery......

The uncle of the horse farm couldn't cry or laugh when he saw it, who would want to get a star artist to come to their horse farm and be not interested in horses, but interested in dung?

Like a bear child in the village!

Fortunately, Gu Huai'an knew to find a place where no one was around, and the place where horses and cattle were raised was not the same place, and they were not too close, otherwise if that thing startled the horse, it would be a big trouble.

It is worth mentioning that Shang Zhuoyan was so angry that she was bullied by Gu Huai'an, she always wanted to take revenge on him, and when Gu Huai'an was playing with artillery, she always wanted to push him into cow dung......

Let him taste the taste of cow dung on his body!

It's a pity that Gu Huai'an is very vigilant, every time Shang Zhuoyan goes by, he can see it, and then Gu Huai'an chases Shang Zhuoyan with artillery for a burst of "indiscriminate bombardment", which causes Shang Zhuoyan to scream and beg for mercy.

"Eh, I said ......"

In the end, he was helpless, Gu Huaian took the initiative to say:

"Why don't we turn our rivalry into jade silk, I invite you to play this, how about it?"

Gu Huai'an handed the cannon in his hand to Shang Zhuoyan.

"Hmm......"

Shang Zhuoyan pouted and rolled her eyes with a resentful expression, saying:

"You think beautifully! Who's going to play with that thing of you......"

At this time, Gu Huai'an inserted a cannon on the cow dung again, and he took a lighter and waved at Shang Zhuoyan and shouted:

"Come on, come on, you can do some."

"Ah???h

The corners of Shang Zhuoyan's good-looking mouth twitched slightly, and she waved her hand and said:

"I don't want it! It's disgusting! ”

"Come on, it's fun."

"I don't! Don't! ”

"Then whatever you want......

Of course Gu Huai'an won't force her, in fact, this thing does have some bad taste, Sister Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan are girls, they don't want to touch normal, this has nothing to do with the baggage of celebrity idols, shelves or anything, you don't necessarily understand Gu Huai'an's bad taste if you change to a normal person.

It's disgusting.

But at the same time, at that time, Gu Huai'an was thinking, if Pei Jingshu came, she should be able to order, right?

"Hehehe......"

Gu Huaian shook his head, didn't think much about it, and ordered one.

Probably because of the splash of cow dung at noon, Shang Zhuoyan subconsciously wanted to stay away.

Keep going backwards...... Back ...... Back ......

"Yikes!"

As a result, one carelessly......

The foot seems to have guessed a lump...... Sticky stuff!

"Bang!"

It just so happened that Gu Huai'an's side was blown up, overlapping with Shang Zhuoyan's exclamation.

Gu Huai'an heard the sound and looked over, Shang Zhuoyan actually stepped on a ball of fresh cow dung with her right foot because she was patronizing and retreating!

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

"Why are you so unlucky, you ......"

"Aha...... Goose goose goose ......"

At that time, Gu Huai'an's unscrupulous and gloating laughter directly permeated the entire racecourse.

"Hahaha......"

The audience watching the show also laughed like crazy!

Everyone said:

"No, Shang Zhuoyan, why are you carrying it like this today?"

"Can you step on cow dung too? Aha......"

"I feel sorry for Shang Zhuoyan for a second, don't ask why it's a second, because I'm going to ...... Aha......"

……

"Goose Goose Goose ......"

Gu Huai'an laughed out of a goose and couldn't stand up when he squatted on the ground.

He is also convinced, why is Shang Zhuoyan carrying it like this!

"You...... It's all your fault! You're still laughing! ”

Shang Zhuoyan covered her nose, resisting the urge to vomit, and wanted to pull her foot out, but found that it seemed to be sticky and not easy to pull.

She's in a hurry!

It's all Gu Huai'an's fault, why do you want to fry some cow dung, now it's okay, step on her cow dung.

The whole foot is gone, and this pair of shoes must be impossible to get, and it is clear that this is a pair of shoes that she likes very much......

Of course, Shang Zhuoyan can't care about being distressed now, she just wants to pull out her feet quickly.

"Don't laugh, oops! Come and help......"

Seeing Gu Huai'an laughing there, if it weren't for the burden of the female star, she would even have the urge to pick up cow dung and throw it on Gu Huai'an's face!

In the end, she compromised and asked Gu Huai'an for help.

"You ...... You...... Hey......"

Gu Huai'an smiled and went over to observe carefully, it is worth mentioning that the old 6 not only did not rush to help, but took out his mobile phone from his pocket and slapped Shang Zhuoyan and her feet into the cow dung.

I even took a selfie with a scissorhands......

Shang Zhuoyan: "(╬ ̄ ̄)"

"Gu Huai'an, I warn you, don't force me to be here like this, and I want to slap you."

This sentence was almost squeezed out of between her teeth by Shang Zhuoyan.

"Take your shoes off."

Gu Huaian looked at it for a long time and felt that the best way was not to ask for shoes.

"Hmm......"

Shang Zhuoyan had no choice but to take her foot off her shoes.

Standing on one foot, looking helpless.

"Oh Goose Goose Goose ......"

Gu Huai'an silently supported his forehead, but he couldn't hold it back.

"Still laughing!"

It's embarrassing and indignant, if he didn't know that he couldn't chase after Gu Huai'an without shoes, Shang Zhuoyan would definitely have to fight with him.

……

It's not early, it's four or five o'clock, and everyone plans to go back.

Originally, Gu Huai'an and they came by car, but Xi Lin proposed that everyone should go back in the evening, anyway, the road is not far, three or five kilometers, and their bodies have almost recovered, so they should take a walk.

Just in time to enjoy the evening on the shore of Erhai Lake.

The actor Su naturally has no opinion, Gu Huai'an is very lively and has no opinion, but it is Shang Zhuoyan......

"Hmm......"

Zhuo Yan, a small wild horse merchant, was very depressed because she lost her shoes, and because she couldn't walk without shoes, she might not be able to go back with everyone.

Originally, when Xi Lin saw this, she wanted to say that she was considerate of Shang Zhuoyan and everyone, otherwise she should take the car back, but at this time, the uncle in the horse farm said understandingly that she could borrow them a horse and let Shang Zhuoyan sit on the horse and go back with them.

If the horse is concerned, just go back and let Ah Yao ride back, they are all relatives in the same village, and there is nothing wrong with it.

When they heard this, everyone's eyes lit up and they readily agreed.

In fact, the uncle in the horse farm saw that Xilin and Su Yuntang were very professional and would not have any accidents, otherwise they would really not be at ease to hand over the horses to them.

That's it......

Everyone unhurriedly embarked on the road back to the crystal courtyard.

The time is evening, it is dark in Dali in June, the sky is still very bright at this time, the sunshine is quite sufficient, walking on the shore of Erhai Lake, the scenery is very beautiful, occasionally you can see some deer people, the atmosphere is still quite good.

It's just that actor Su is a little speechless......

Why?

Because......

He is now leading the horse.

In fact, he originally proposed the matter of "walking back", wasn't it a whole day riding and communicating with Celine, he once felt that the relationship between the two was progressing rapidly today, so he thought that it would be quite romantic and interesting to take a walk by Erhai Lake together at night.

He just likes the tranquility of this walk.

Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan chattered all day long, and they definitely wouldn't bother them.

When the time comes, he and Xilin will be a couple, Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan will be a couple, and no one will bother anyone, which is actually quite good.

But who knows......

Shang Zhuoyan suddenly stepped on cow dung, walked without shoes, and had to sit on a horse.

Among him, Xilin, and Gu Huai'an, he and Xilin know a lot about riding horses, although they don't need any technical content to lead horses, they can't let someone who hasn't known horses for more than a day lead them.

It was only him and Celine who led the horse.

And the question is, how could he possibly let Celine lead the horse?

Thereupon......

Now the picture has become, he is leading the horse in front, Shang Zhuoyan is sitting on the horse with him, and Xi Lin and Gu Huai'an are wandering around with nothing to do.

Occasionally seeing some good scenery, Gu Huaian also told Xilin lively, and the mature sister Xilin always listened with a smile, and the two of them chatted while walking, and they were inexplicably a little CP.

The most disgusting thing is that when Su Yuntang occasionally looked at it, he actually had a kind of ...... The sense of déjà vu of being stuffed with a mouthful of dog food!

At that time, Su Yuntang was so angry!

Why did Shang Zhuoyan step on cow dung!

Otherwise, it should be him who is chatting with Celine now!

So is he himself!

Why do you have to mention walking back!

This is good......

He worked bitterly as a horse puller, and Gu Huai'an and Xilin were chatting and laughing over there.

What's so ......

It's disgusting to the actor Su!

MD In the morning, Celine took Gu Huai'an to ride a horse, which didn't make him so disgusting!

"I'm sorry for you, Brother Yun."

Shang Zhuoyan was also a little embarrassed to thank Su Yuntang.

In fact, actor Su wanted to scold his mother at this time, but he didn't say it in the end, just embarrassedly squeezed out a smile and said:

"I didn't ...... It doesn't matter, it should. ”

At this time, Shang Zhuoyan was sitting on horseback, one of her feet was wearing shoes, and the other was not wearing only socks.

And her shoe, which was stained with cow dung, was "salvaged" by the staff, but somehow fell into Gu Huai'an's hands.

But seeing that Gu Huai'an didn't know where to find a wooden stick at this time, he untied the laces of Shang Zhuoyan's shoes and tied them to the wooden stick, and hung them on his shoulders with the wooden stick, just like a gai slipper, carrying Shang Zhuoyan's shoes stained with cow dung......

It's disgusting!

It's a shame that Celine can still talk to him for a long time.

[Ding, the host has successfully been exposed to the ground, and the points are +91X3!] 】

His appearance amused some viewers, and everyone said that this was a tasteful video, and Gu Huai'an's "eye bag" was really no one.

"Eh, Shang Zhuoyan ......"

At this moment, Gu Huai'an took the shoes tied to the stick and ran to Shang Zhuoyan's side.

"What?"

Shang Zhuoyan pouted, her face was depressed, and she didn't give Gu Huai'an a good look.

She is so miserable today, everything has something to do with Gu Huai'an.

This old 6 has been disgusting himself all day, roasting sausages, taking pictures, blowing bubbles, and frying cow dung...... One by one, how disgusting he is!

Shang Zhuoyan originally thought that Gu Huai'an was disgusting enough, but who knew that it would be in the next moment......

"Hey, hey......"

Gu Huai'an suddenly snorted and laughed, and then picked Shang Zhuoyan's shoe stained with cow dung with a wooden stick and picked it up to Shang Zhuoyan who was sitting on the horse.

"Ahh

"What are you doing!"

"Ahh!!h

"Gu Huai'an !!"

"Help! Ah, Sister Celine, save me! ”

"Aha......"

Shang Zhuoyan is numb!

This bastard!

He, he, he......

He disgusted himself with his own shoes!

She was sitting on her horse now, and she couldn't hide from it......

What is he doing!

"Ahaha......"

I don't know if I'm having fun today, Gu Huai'an is like a bear child at this time.

Of course, he didn't really put the shoes stained with cow dung on Shang Zhuoyan's body, and always kept some distance, just to tease Shang Zhuoyan.

"Hehehe......"

Mature sister Xilin watched from the side, laughing, under the sun, Gu Huai'an's skin was a little dark, the sunscreen he did before coming out in the morning was useless, he was really happy and carefree when he smiled.

At that moment, Celine was thinking, it would be good if she could always be like this, Gu Huai'an was indeed a little funny, but he did contribute to everyone I don't know how many jokes.

On the contrary, it is the actor Su ......

Su, the actor who was leading the horse, didn't know where to vomit in his stomach, and Gu Huai'an, the old 6, was still dangling behind him with shoes sticky with cow dung......

"Squeak!"

Smelling that disgusting smell, the actor Su Houhou's molars are about to crush, okay!

"Eh, hey Gu Huai'an, you are really ......"

"Are you still human, Gu Huai'an!"

Even the audience can't help him, yes, there are indeed some people who say he's disgusting, but I have to say, this kid is really happy!

Nowadays, people have a lot of pressure in their lives, and they have fun watching the shows, but the star artists in many shows are also embarrassed, they are not happy themselves, they are all pretending to be happy, how can they make others happy?

People say that laughter is contagious, and when you are happy and happy from the bottom of your heart, the audience will unconsciously raise the corners of their mouths when they see you laughing.

You are like Gu Huai'an now, these things he did are really bad taste, it is not too much to change the network to report him to death, and he has to be wildly condemned by the little fairies as a shrimp-headed man!

But no matter what audience is, as long as they are watching "Crystal Love Season" at this time, they will seem to be infected by Gu Huai'an's heartfelt laughter.

He's so happy!

You don't care if he's disgusting, disgusting, or if others accept it, he's really happy anyway!

And if you put yourself in his shoes, you will find that if you do this, you will be very happy!

All in all, at this moment, only Shang Zhuoyan was injured alone.

……

Just in time.

A commercial vehicle passes by.

"Huh? Isn't that them? ”

In the car, the assistant pointed in the direction of Gu Huai'an.

In the back seat of the car, Pei Jingshu, a cold white-skinned beauty who rushed back from work, heard the prestige.

When she saw Gu Huai'an and them, she was not sure, but when she saw the staff of the program team and some camera teachers carrying cameras, she immediately patted the back of the driver's seat with a little excitement......

"The driver master parked...... Stop quickly. ”

The driver had just slowed down, and then he stepped on the brakes.

Pei Jingshu was a little excited, although she had only been absent for four or five days, but when she thought that she was about to meet Gu Huai'an, her heart was a little racing.

However, when the car stopped steadily, when she saw Shang Zhuoyan who was teasing Shang Zhuoyan with a shoe stained with cow dung, Gu Huai'an was very happy......

The smile on her face froze and stiffened.

……

The plot of fried cow dung is a foreshadowing, don't be in a hurry to scold, you scold the people in the book and scold, they are all normal people's thinking, I can only say read it slowly, I think you will like this plot.

Speaking of which, I really appreciate your care, otherwise maybe this orgasm wouldn't feel so much.

In addition, Sister Pei is back in the next chapter, how do you guess she sent her heartbeat message tonight?

(End of chapter)