Chapter 136: Gu Huaqiang's ability to cut melons steals the show! Kitchen knife! She really ...... I'm crying to death!
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Gu Huai'an's voice fell, and the scene was stunned at first.
Followed by......
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter.
The netizens in the live broadcast room next door also laughed like crazy, and everyone said:
"Hey...... Gu Huai'an, it's really you! β
"I'm still thinking that your kid is so delicate that you have changed sex, and you are still the same eye-catching bag for a long time!"
"I'm really convinced, it's so easy to refine once, can't you not break my filter for you, hey!"
"Ahaha...... This is my brother! β
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To be honest, when Gu Huai'an first appeared, because he was really exquisite, like that kind of "rich and noble son", many viewers felt that there was a sense of distance between them and Gu Huai'an.
Ordinary Gu Huai'an, who is village-like in the village, silly and silly, is like the boy next door downstairs in their house, you will feel that you have no sense of distance from him, and you even want to stuff him with crispy noodles when you see him, because you know that he will definitely be able to eat very happily.
Gu Huai'an, who can be dressed up so exquisitely, may be worth the salary of others for several years with any piece of clothing on his body, and a pair of socks may be more than 699......
Gu Huai'an, who has a "noble" atmosphere all over his body, is no longer my "brother in the village", and seems to have turned into an unattainable "star" for everyone.
There seems to be no difference from the unattainable stars you know.
Although no one said it, this feeling was very strong, and almost all viewers who liked Gu Huai'an recognized it......
But!
When Gu Huaian said the sentence just now:
"This dress is quite expensive, and it is rented, and it is difficult to return if it is dirty."
The moment this sentence is spoken......
Many viewers felt that the "sense of distance" that they had always felt might exist between them and Gu Huai'an disappeared all at once!
was directly hammered by Gu Huai'an's words!
He is still the silly and silly boy, the boy next door who is angry in the village, and the Gu Lao 6 who can easily get rid of a few dozen yuan in clothes.
So......
Looking at this time, he is shouting "Xianyan bag" everywhere on the Internet, but because of this sentence, everyone really likes him!
Some of the guests at the scene were also happy, they didn't laugh, but really felt very coke......
In fact, most of the clothes worn by artists on shows or performances are rented and borrowed, because those clothes are very expensive, and ordinary people can buy the kind of clothes that cost millions at every turn?
Even celebrities don't bring such losers, and no one's money is blown by the wind.
Yes, there may be some first-line big-name stars who buy them themselves, but how many real first-line big-name stars are there in the entire entertainment industry?
Most of the artists' clothes are rented and borrowed, you are like the backstage of today's "Times Singer", which one is not the same as Gu Huai'an?
You ask them why they don't dare to eat any of the fruit snacks on the table when there are so many fruit snacks on the table?
Because they are also the same as Gu Huai'an, they are afraid of soiling their clothes!
If you have makeup to make up, and if you stain your clothes, it's hard to return, these are all details, but they all maintain their own faces tacitly, and they don't say it explicitly.
Besides, there is no need to say this kind of thing!
That is, Gu Huai'an's eye bag......
I know that my clothes may get dirty, so I want to eat them!
To be honest, when he was nibbling on that peach just now, his assistant Jiang Nuan almost went up behind the camera to hold him down......
Gu Huai'an's wave is really "real"!
The cold white-skinned beauty Pei Jingshu looked at Gu Huai'an who was wiping her hands with a smile, to be honest, this kind of Gu Huai'an is the Gu Huai'an she is used to, and it will give her a very familiar feeling.
"Heh......"
On the contrary, Zheng Yunbin on the side, this kid always seemed to be unable to see the situation clearly, he thought that everyone was laughing at Gu Huai'an, so he sneered and said:
"It's just a piece of clothing, how expensive it can be."
His family conditions are very wealthy, he has been rebellious since he was a child, and no one cares about his family, so naturally he doesn't look down on his poor people very much, he is a rapper, what do you think?
As soon as he said this, the faces of almost all the guests stiffened for a moment......
The barrage was also scolding, because it felt like this kid was scolding everyone in a row.
There are always so many rich second generations in this circle, and I don't have a theater at home, don't you have one, and I have a winery with a super large winery at home......
Yes, you have these things, you cow beep, but don't come out to show off, because these things are not your cow beep, but your father's cow beep, and in the end, you still fight your father.
Besides, it's also your cow beep in your previous life, and the reincarnation technique in your previous life is good.
It really has nothing to do with you right now.
Zheng Yunbin has no emotional intelligence, and he also has a rich family, why is Jiang Shuo a top Jiang PD, and Pei Jingshu is Bai Yueguang's "internal entertainment godface" with an excellent reputation, so he is a "son of an old man"?
Don't talk about Jiang Shuo if you don't talk about others, you can go back and count carefully, in the face of Gu Huai'an's various "village atmosphere" measures, Jiang Shuo has never said that he has ridiculed, but he just said that the standards are different and the three views are different, Zheng Yunbin will directly laugh at him, this is a big difference!
For such a topic, Gu Huaian did not choose to answer, he just smiled and continued to eat with his very strange movements.
Indeed, this dress may be worth more than 100,000 yuan, and Gu Huaian can't afford it, the price of a song he writes now starts at one million.
Just these well-known singers in the lounge tonight, someone will definitely ask him for a song when he turns around, and the money earned by exchanging a song in the system mall is enough to buy more than a dozen pieces of this dress.
But!
Gu Huai'an is very clear about his origin.
It is easy for him to make this money, but it is not easy for his mother at home to make this money, hundreds of thousands may be as simple as others say, and his mother in a small county town may only earn this money for a year when she opens a fried skewer shop.
So never measure other people's lives by your own values, there is no comparison.
For Gu Huai'an, the money for this dress allows his mother in the small county town to rest for a whole year, but he is forced to buy it because he gets dirty from eating......
Silly?!
There's something wrong!
In the future, I will earn a lot of money, I will really be above the top line, and I will earn several small goals a year, Gu Huaian may be a little more casual and will not care too much about hundreds of thousands of clothes......
But at least not now.
"Ahem......"
probably also felt that Zheng Yunbin's speech was a little dangerous, and the barrage was full of scolding, and his staff coughed on the side and glared at him fiercely.
"Cut ......"
Zheng Yunbin looked disdainful and turned his head sideways.
This kind of arrogant and domineering trouser brother is really not suitable for the entertainment industry in this era, because their existence is incompatible with the existence of ordinary people.
On the contrary, they still want to make money from the pockets of ordinary people.
What you don't even look down on, you sell goods to others, you make money from others, and you have to laugh at people for not being able to afford expensive things......
What are you pretending?
"Give me one."
I don't know if I can't stand it anymore, the cold white-skinned beauty Pei Jingshu suddenly called Gu Huai'an to help her get a peach.
After Gu Huai'an handed it to her, she also learned Gu Huai'an's movements, very "careful", "for fear of soiling her skirt", and began to eat peaches.
To be honest, Pei Jingshu's acting skills are not good, she is not an actor after all, she eats slowly, and she eats very "exaggerated".
But this kind of initiative has moved many people very much......
"Sister Pei!!"
"She really ...... I'm crying to death! β
"That's why I like Bae Kyung-sook!"
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The barrage rolls up.
Pei Jingshu's family background is very good, and the paparazzi have broken the news before, both are children of rich families, but she and Zheng Yunbin are two extremes.
So in fact, what the audience hates is never those rich children, yes, everyone hates the rich, but upbringing is engraved in the bones, some rich people have a reason to be rich, and they should be rich; But some people hate to engrave the word "nouveau riche" on their faces, which is very annoying.
Gu Huaian never changes himself just because of what others say, he eats the same way he should eat, and he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with him doing this.
It is worth mentioning ......
It seems that because Pei Jingshu took the lead, there were also several singers who saw Zheng Yunbin unpleasantly, and they also ate peaches with Pei Jingshu.
In the end, there were not enough peaches, so I went to divide the grapes......
Gu Huai'an didn't have enough to eat.
Helpless, Gu Huaian had no choice but to ask the staff of the program team:
"Do you have knives here?"
"Huh?"
The program team was still confused, and a few staff members were startled, thinking that he wanted to use a knife to protect his food in order to prevent other guests from eating.
Zheng Yunbin's staff was also shocked, they thought that Gu Huaian was going to stab Zheng Yunbin with a knife......
The guests also looked at Gu Huai'an with a confused face, and said in their hearts that this is a ruthless person!
The audience said that he did a good job, and it was best to stab Zheng Yunbin at labor and capital, he had been unpleasant for a long time!
Zheng Yunbin himself was also startled, stared at him on the spot and subconsciously shrank back, if he didn't just mock him, he wouldn't use the knife, brother!
As a result, Gu Huaian pointed to the watermelon and cantaloupe over there and said:
"I want to cut this up."
"Harm ......"
At that time, many people almost rolled their eyes, and Gu Huai'an wanted to cut melons for a long time.
Bai Temo is looking forward to one!
The staff took a fruit knife, maybe he didn't feel at ease with Gu Huai'an, and when the staff member who took the fruit knife for Gu Huai'an handed it to him, he said:
"This ...... It's just used to cut fruit. β
"What if it weren't?" Gu Huai'an was still wondering at the time.
"Hahaha......"
Some people at the scene couldn't help but laugh.
No, do you really think Gu Huai'an is going to stab Zheng Yunbin with a knife?
Gu Huai'an is so tortured there!
Between laughter, Gu Huai'an went back to cut melons with a small fruit knife, it is worth mentioning that it may be because Gu Huai'an was holding a knife, Zheng Yunbin didn't dare to talk to him, and his body always shrank to the side, as if he was afraid that Gu Huai'an would suddenly turn his head and stab him when he cut the melon.
He didn't think that Gu Huai'an would really stab him, after all, it was in the backstage of the show recording, and there were so many people watching.
But who made him mock Gu Huai'an just now, and he didn't deal with Gu Huai'an, and he always had some "self-suggestion" in his heart......
His cowardly appearance, many viewers who watched it were happy.
It is worth mentioning ......
Didn't Gu Huai'an cut melons there?
Then because the knife given by the program team is too small, even if the melon on the table is not big, the small fruit knife used to peel apples is not very easy to cut melons.
So Gu Huaian also asked the program team:
"Do you have a kitchen knife?"
Program Group: "......"
At that time, the program team was speechless, not a big brother, why did you ask for a kitchen knife with one of us who was a singer, are you serious? !
"Singer of the Times" is a very professional singer stage, everyone's focus is on the stage and performance, who focuses on eating and drinking!
These fruits are actually all decorations here, although they are all fresh fruits that are often changed, but almost no guests will actually eat them.
Gu Huai'an, the old 6, doesn't play cards according to the routine, not only eats, but also eats everything, even watermelon and cantaloupe have to be opened to eat!
It's no one!
"Aha......"
Many of the audience and guests at the scene were also happy, and sure enough, it had to be Gu Huai'an, and no one could do this kind of thing if they were replaced by others.
Unconsciously, not many people paid attention to the performances in the studio, and everyone came to see Gu Huai'an "cut melons".
[Ding, the host is successfully grounded and exposed, and the points are +91X5! ] γ
The system also gave Gu Huaian a point crit.
In other words, there is really no special watermelon knife used to cut melons, they all use kitchen knives.
That summer, there was no garlic flavor in the watermelon at home, and the onion flavor was not authentic.
"Nope."
Of course, the program team will definitely not give Gu Huai'an a kitchen knife, they don't have it here, and they are not a food variety show.
"Hmm......"
Gu Huai'an looked helpless, looking at the very small fruit knife in his hand and the watermelon in front of him that was not proportional to the size of the fruit knife, and was a little puzzled.
If you want to say you don't eat it, it's a little inappropriate, so it's all on this......
"Cut!"
In the end, Gu Huaian made a big decision, that is, to use a fruit knife to open watermelon.
But it certainly can't be cut from top to bottom like a kitchen knife, and it can't be cut......
But seeing Gu Huaian holding a watermelon in his left hand and a fruit knife in his right hand, he gestured at the watermelon for a long time, everyone thought he was going to cut it from top to bottom, who knows......
Suddenly!
Gu Huaian pulled the watermelon knife back!
Aim for the center of the side of the watermelon!
"Poof!"
I stabbed it in!
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Then!
Barrage a series of question marks!
"No, what kind of melon cutting technique is this?!"
"Gu Huai'an, who taught you to cut melons like this?!"
"You are a present-eyed bag Gu Huai'an, are you cutting melons or stabbing people!"
"I can't stab this technique without a dozen lives on my hands!"
"Change your name in the future, don't call Gu Huai'an, call Gu Huaqiang!"
"Aha...... Laugh at me, this stab melon hahaha......"
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"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
The guests at the scene also laughed like crazy, and even raised their hands to applaud Gu Huai'an.
Who has ever seen such a "cut melon"!
What you know is to cut melons, and what you don't know is to think about stabbing people!
That's when it happened!
"Bang!"
Zheng Yunbin suddenly heard a muffled sound in the direction where he was, he was originally sitting on a small chair, and then looked at Huai'an to cut melons, he was so frightened that he kept shrinking back.
Just now, Gu Huaian stabbed the melon, which scared him a lot, the chair leg was tripped over, and he didn't control his balance directly, and fell backwards!
"Eh, ......"
He sat straight on the ground.
"Aha......"
The audience laughed louder,
What's very funny is that there is a show in the comment area of the live broadcast room who said that Zheng Yunbin thought that Gu Huaian was stabbing the melon as him......
Anyway, you won't be scared like this, brother!
In short, the scene is very funny, and the show is full of effects.
"Are you alright?"
Gu Huai'an wasn't closer to Zheng Yunbin, at that time, Gu Huai'an just drew his knife, and then saw that Zheng Yunbin had fallen, so he wanted to help him.
"You...... Don't come here. β
God knows what Zheng Yunbin was scared when he looked at Gu Huai'an who came over with a knife!
There was still red watermelon juice on the knife in his hand, not to mention how much it was infiltrating in that picture, so frightened that Zheng Yunbin waved his hand again and again to prevent Gu Huai'an from coming over, for fear that Gu Huai'an would stab him as a melon.
"Hahahaha...... Goose goose goose ......"
A lot of people in the audience laughed out loud, which is so funny.
How can you sleep in the middle of the night when you make us laugh like this!
"It's not...... This ......"
Gu Huai'an is still confused, isn't it, it's just a melon, as for so many scenes?
Between laughter, finally, Gu Huaian also cut the melon.
Gu Huaian was also quite polite, and every guest gave melons.
However, there are also a few guests who refused, such as a few female guests, they are not hypocritical, and they will not gain weight by eating some fruit at night, mainly because they have to make lipstick after eating this thing.
Not everyone is like Pei Jingshu, who "has no hesitation" for Gu Huai'an.
At this moment, Pei Jingshu has made up lipstick several times.
When the partition is finished......
A funny scene appeared.
That is, almost all the guests followed Gu Huai'an to "eat melons", and everyone watched the singers singing in the studio over there while eating melons.
It's so funny!
"Hey......"
Some viewers couldn't stand it anymore and said:
"How can there be a picture of Gu Huai'an, the painting style is always easy to deviate!"
"The biggest eye bag in internal entertainment is not Gu Huai'an, and I don't even admit it!"
"He is worthy of the name and takes everyone to 'eat melons'!"
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When the latter group of singers came in after the competition, they saw a room full of guests "eating melons", and everyone was stupid at that time.
The funniest thing is that when the guests who came in at the back talked about their performance on stage, the rest of the guests didn't know anything......
Because everyone was only looking at the famous scene of "Gu Huaqiang poking melons" just now, they didn't have time to watch their performance.
And what about Gu Huai'an?
This old 6 also handed melons to the new guests.
It's a mess for the new guest Du Te Niang!
What no one expected was that because of the existence of Gu Huai'an, the painting style of this show went off track!
[Ding, the host is successfully grounded and exposed, and the points are +91X5! ] γ
γDing, host...... POINTS +91X5! γ
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Gu Huai'an's system also gave him several points crit, and Gu Huai'an forgot about the specific shots, anyway, he had to add five or six thousand points to the background.
This night, what a big profit!
And then one of the things that is hilarious is......
The backstage lounge and the front studio are not two live broadcast rooms, and the front desk studio has a higher flow of people, after all, the show is to watch the performance.
But because Gu Huai'an was working in the backstage of "Times Singer", the number of people online at the same time in the backstage lounge was even higher than that of the front desk studio!
The audience activity is about twice that of the front studio!
Gu Huai'an, this wave of real special is it......
The strength steals the show!
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I'm sorry to send the wrong friend, I can't take it back, so I should add it......
(End of chapter)