"Ahh

"Scald me!"

"Hiss......"

"It hurts!"

In order to make the photos more ambiguous, Shen Qingqing deliberately got very close to Gu Huai'an, this woman didn't know if she was really stupid or stupid, or she had no heart or lungs, the tomatoes under the hot oil pan would bang, it was strange that she was so close not to be burned.

She was wearing few clothes, and her back and neck were much exposed, and her skin was white and tender, and several small red spots soon appeared as soon as a few drops of hot oil were scalded.

She bared her teeth and jumped around in pain, like a monkey.

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

The audience went crazy with laughter.

Everyone said:

"Well deserved! Happy! ”

"It's not...... Although she is also quite distressing, she really asked for herself! ”

"Aha...... Do you think my brother is Jiang Shuo, whatever you want? ”

……

This wave is quite funny, it stands to reason that Shen Qingqing should be distressed when he is burned, and the whole program team should make a fuss if this star artist is injured......

Do you want to give an ice pack, do you want to put a band-aid, do you want to send it to the hospital, or something.

This was the case with Ciline to her feet before.

But at this moment......

I don't know why!

Whether it is the audience or the program team, all of them are indifferent.

No one felt sorry for Shen Qingqing, all the barrage was "deserved", and no one in the program team came to care about her......

That's really no way, she asked for herself!

You say that she usually rubs Jiang Shuo and rubs Jiang Shuo, but what Jiang PD usually does is not dangerous, either playing the guitar upstairs in a concave shape, or holding the computer downstairs to make a BGM or something......

But Gu Huai'an is cooking on a fire.

This thing is really dangerous!

To tell the truth, this is Gu Huai'an's fried rice, if Gu Huai'an burns a barbecue, he can really give her something.

"Poof......

Mature sister Xi Linyu lightly covered her red lips with her hand and turned her back gently.

Jiang Shuo laughed directly, and he almost raised his hand to applaud.

God knows what Jiang PD has become disgusted by this little work in the recent period, and Shen Qingqing also saw that he couldn't cure himself, so he seized the opportunity to rub it, making him annoyed.

But I didn't expect that Gu Huai'an treated her for a while today, and the treatment was clear!

To tell the truth, Jiang Shuo had really been looking at Huai'an's unpleasant ...... before this

But I don't know why!

Just start this morning!

How do you look at Gu Huai'an, how this kid has clear eyebrows!

Absolutely!

"No, don't be so close to me......"

Gu Huai'an was also happy, and looked at Shen Qingqing with a smile while stir-frying the tomatoes in the pot with a spatula.

In fact, Gu Huai'an is a bit of a straight man.

It is difficult for ordinary straight men to refuse Shen Qingqing, a sweet girl who likes to sell cuteness and pester you.

is like Gu Huai'an, although he doesn't like dead clips, he won't just chase her away.

But the problem is, she can't get too close......

"Ah......h

"It hurts!"

"Woo......"

Shen Qingqing pouted, and kept reaching out to touch her back, this woman was really made of water, and the tears really didn't need money.

Her staff was also very helpless, so they had to come forward to take care of her......

There were actually a few red dots on her back, and she didn't seem to have any burns.

"How do you get this?"

She asked Gu Huai'an in tears, and begged Gu Huai'an for comfort.

Gu Huai'an shrugged his shoulders and said in a very straight man:

"You don't have to do it, do you?"

In daily life, there will always be things that cut your hands or burn when you cook, this thing can't be avoided, anyway, Gu Huai'an has the impression that he used to cook until he was burned or something, and it was over with cold water.

If you want to say that this thing goes to the hospital, it's really not that much, it's too much of a fuss.

Even if it's a girl, that little bit of oil just now hurts, and it doesn't feel like it......

"Ah...... My back won't be ugly, will it? ”

Shen Qingqing was still worried about whether his skin was burning, and Gu Huaian couldn't stand it anymore, he said:

"If you really don't feel at ease, cut off the clothes in the burned area and rinse them with cool water......

"Why do you want to cut your clothes?!"

Shen Qingqing had a "startled" expression on his face, holding his chest with both hands, looking at Huai'an's gaze as if he was looking at a pervert.

Gu Huai'an was speechless and said:

"Because it is necessary to avoid tearing and avoid causing secondary damage."

He didn't think he would be interested in her airport, hey!

Shang Zhuoyan's Xiong Daxiong and Gu Huai'an haven't said that they covet it, and he has to look down on A, okay!

The audience couldn't stand it, and the barrage was scolding the street, all saying that you don't have tea, and my sister Pei's man is also your match? !

"Ah...... My clothes are so expensive, I can't bear it! ”

Confirming that Gu Huaian was not malicious, Shen Qingqing pouted and said.

“…… Then you go to the hospital. ”

Gu Huaian couldn't stand it anymore and said:

"Hurry up, go later, and the wounds will heal."

As soon as these words came out......

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

The audience, guests, and program team, including Shen Qingqing's assistant, all laughed like crazy.

[Ding, the host is successfully grounded and exposed, and the system score is +91X5!] 】

Let's just say, the oil slam is actually not so fussy, just now she was close, but only a few drops of oil splashed, some are still through the clothes, the hot red place is now gone, where is the fuss?

Shen Qingqing: "......"

"Humph! Bad apple! ”

She snorted, glared at Gu Huai'an viciously, and then followed the assistant upstairs to take a shower.

Gu Huai'an shook his head, and didn't bird her anymore, Gu Zi fried his own rice.

Should I say it or not, although Gu Huaian doesn't make such exquisite meals, he can cook a lot of things.

Noodles, boiled instant noodles, pancakes, fried steaks, fried rice......

In terms of household routines, there's really nothing he won't do.

Let's just look at this, Gu Huai'an fried the tomatoes, then threw the rice into the pot and stir-fried, stir-fried evenly, threw eggs, and then sprinkled a little soy sauce......

At this time, someone said in the barrage:

"Tomato egg fried rice with soy sauce?!"

“？？ Shouldn't soy sauce be put in? ”

"Aren't scrambled eggs with tomatoes all sweet, and fried rice should also be sweet."

"Hehehe...... You're engaged in a north-south confrontation with labor and management, right? Brothers, copy guys! ”

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are salty, zongzi are sweet, tofu brains are salty, and the king of heaven is here!"

……

Putting soy sauce is purely Gu Huai'an's personal taste, and since he was a child, he has felt that egg fried rice is not delicious without a little soy sauce and no color.

Of course, he didn't say that he had to put it, he still made more diverse dishes, and he didn't say what he had to put in.

It will definitely not be like a famous "gourmet", who will be wasted without soy sauce and sesame oil.

After putting the soy sauce and salt, add a little oyster sauce and sprinkle with chopped green onions, and the fried rice with tomatoes and eggs is ready.

Just now, when Gu Huai'an finished frying, Shang Zhuoyan came back from practicing dance next door......

"It's so fragrant......"

After a long absence, when she smelled the fragrance from the kitchen in the morning, Shang Zhuoyan's eyes lit up, and when she saw the red fried rice with tomatoes and eggs, she also swallowed her saliva.

I have to say that Gu Huai'an, this kid still has two hits, and she knows very well what she likes to eat.

Who would exercise on an empty stomach in the morning and refuse a bowl of sticky tomato egg fried rice with an empty stomach!

This fried rice is indeed quite fragrant, even Jiang Shuo wants to taste it a little, but he is embarrassed to open his mouth......

"You eat first, I'll get a courier at the door."

Gu Huai'an put down the dishes and chopsticks and turned his head to go out.

“？？？”

His appearance has successfully amused many audiences, recording shows and buying express delivery Gu Huaian is basically the first person in the history of variety shows, the problem is that he seems to be addicted to buying.

I just came back with a courier, and I don't know what to buy.

"Ahh

Shang Zhuoyan took a big bite of dry rice, she didn't care about what Gu Huai'an bought, her assistant wanted to stop her from ingesting carbs so wildly, but ......

Considering that Gu Huai'an did it for her, the relationship between the two needs to be eased at present, so she can't bear to call her.

After a while, when actor Su and Shen Qingqing went downstairs, Gu Huaian came in from outside with a rather large express box.

"What did you buy?"

Cyrin was still a little puzzled when she saw the boss's delivery box, which was estimated to be able to hold a person.

"A gift for you."

Gu Huaian looked very simple, and went directly to the kitchen to get scissors to unpack the express.

Everyone thought it might be some kind of expensive gift, but when they opened the box, they were greeted by everyone......

It turned out to be one pillow after another!

Rainbow Unicorn, Panda, Sweetheart Bunny, Husky......

Many!

It is worth mentioning that there is also a radish pillow as well as a ...... Chicken leg pillow!

"Poof......

At that time, many viewers laughed crazy when they saw this strange-shaped pillow, and everyone said:

"It's especially you, you have a job, Gu Lao 6!"

"It's not...... You tell me who you bought this single dog husky for, don't tell me you bought it for Su Yuntang! ”

"Su Yuntang: It's really Q!"

……

These pillows are actually Gu Huai'an's "carefully selected" gifts.

saw him find the "big chicken leg" pillow from a pile of pillows, and then ran to Shang Zhuoyan in person and handed it to her and said:

"Well, a greeting gift."

Shang Zhuoyan was bored and dry just now, and she was expecting Gu Huai'an to give it to herself, but she also thought that the unicorn or sweetheart rabbit was very good, no matter how bad it was a carrot, it would be fine.

As a result, who knew that Gu Huaian got a ...... for himself Big chicken leg come here!

"Poof...... cough cough cough ......"

Shang Zhuoyan choked all at once, and the rice choked into her throat, and she coughed again and again.

"You...... Ahem...... You ......"

Maybe she was too angry, she coughed and pointed at Gu Huai'an, her expression at that time, she couldn't kill Gu Huai'an!

"Aha......"

The audience also laughed like crazy, looking at the big chicken leg pillow, they couldn't help but laugh and said:

"No, what kind of image does Shang Zhuoyan have in your heart!"

"I'm curious about what you Gu Lao 6 have in your head, how can you give a girl this!"

"You are really...... Eh, hey! ”

"You still have a job, Gu Huai'an! Aha......"

……

Everyone laughed crazy, Gu Huai'an's wave was really a real hammer of "Eye Pack", but I have to say that the effect of this wave of shows is really full.

Everyone is curious, why does this kid have so much "work"!

It's too good at neatness!

It's so funny to come back and buy a gift, it's really worthy of his "eye bag" Gu Huai'an.

Having said that, in fact, when Gu Huaian first started to pick out gifts, he swiped this big chicken leg pillow, and he felt that a foodie like Shang Zhuoyan would definitely like this pillow very much.

It's kind of funny, but it's also cute and funny.

So in fact, at the beginning, Gu Huaian only planned to buy this big chicken leg pillow.

But then I thought about it, it was not appropriate to only buy it for Shang Zhuoyan, so could everyone watch it?

I simply picked a few more, not missing one or two hundred yuan.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huai'an used Shunfeng Express, because he wanted to send it at the right time when he arrived.

Looking at the rest of the pillows, it is also very good-looking, but only this "big chicken leg" pillow was personally selected by Gu Huaian for Shang Zhuoyan.

He also proudly said:

"I picked it for you."

Shang Zhuoyan: "??? ”

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan's doll-like face was full of question marks.

Her head was full of black lines, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she gritted her teeth and said:

"I'll really thank ......"

She also planned to reconcile with Gu Huai'an because of his good fried rice, as soon as this big chicken leg came up, Shang Zhuoyan thought about it at that time......

She never wants to see Gu Huai'an's "eye bag", okay!

How far is he, how far is it, okay!!

That's a shame, isn't it?

"Hahaha......"

Even the small courtyard was full of laughter, the "big chicken leg pillow" that Gu Huai'an bought for Shang Zhuoyan was so joyful, how funny it was.

But don't say it, this big chicken leg is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan, isn't she a foodie, isn't she unable to walk when she sees food, isn't this big chicken leg very suitable for her personality?

The funniest thing is that Gu Huai'an's expression is sincere, but everyone can see that this "big chicken leg pillow" is definitely a gift he carefully selected for Shang Zhuoyan.

"Ahaha......"

Because of this, everyone laughed even more.

"Don't you like it?"

Gu Huai'an was not surprised to see that everyone was laughing, because this pillow was indeed very joyful, but the question was why Shang Zhuoyan still seemed to be "shaking and cold"?

I don't think she likes it very much.

Gu Huai'an scratched his head and said with a painful face:

"In order to arrive in a hurry and arrive early, I also specially asked them to express the tailwind, which cost dozens of dollars more."

As soon as these words came out......

"Aha...... Goose goose goose ......"

Many of the audience burst out laughing.

Everyone said:

"No, you Gu Lao 6 really can't afford to spend those dozens of yuan on postage?!"

"Actually, I don't think it's like I can't afford the postage, mainly because maybe these pillows are only a few dozen dollars."

"It's true that the postage is as expensive as the things you bought, so it doesn't feel like it's worth it haha......"

"Look at Shang Zhuoyan's expression, it's like saying, it's hard for you to spend dozens of dollars more for me, hahahaha......"

……

[Ding, the host is successfully grounded and exposed, and the points are +91X5! ] 】

The system points have been issued to the account.

You just say that Gu Huai'an is now, he is also popular, and he can occasionally see some advertisements for him on the TV computer, you say that he is poor, no one will believe it.

Some people even broke the news on the Internet that the price of Gu Huai'an to write a song now starts at one million, and this still does not include copyright.

The rumor may be a bit exaggerated, but I have to say that Gu Huaian really has such strength now.

That's it......

Write a song for a person who starts with tens or millions!

Why would he be so worried about the courier postage of dozens of dollars......

He's a talent!

But how to say it......

Because of this, it will also make everyone think that he is quite kind.

Because many people in their daily life, buying things are free shipping, not in a hurry, it is rare to use Shunfeng, this express delivery is indeed much more expensive than ordinary express.

It should be thirteen or fourteen yuan to send an ordinary express delivery, and it seems to be eighteen or nineteen yuan if it is slow, and it will cost more than 20 yuan if it is fast.

The expensive eight or nine yuan is indeed not much, but you ask Gu Huai'an to say that it is not fragrant to buy two pieces of ice cream at the store at the intersection, or is it not fragrant to buy two bottles of cold drinks?

He is such a person.

Before he became popular, everyone felt very cordial, but now that he is popular and rich, he is still the same as before, almost nothing has changed, and he will still be hurt by the courier postage of dozens of yuan......

It will make everyone feel quite gratifying.

It is worth mentioning that after Shang Zhuoyan heard about Gu Huai'an's "express postage", instead of being moved, she became even more angry.

The delicate body trembled wildly, and Shang Zhuoyan's hand holding the iron spoon made a sound on the plate because of the trembling.

So......

He Gu Huai'an spent dozens of yuan more on courier fees for her, is it a thing worth her touching? !

In order to give me such a "shameful" gift, you Gu Huai'an spent dozens of yuan more on the courier fee, is it really worth my touch? !

"Gu ...... Bosom...... Quiet! ”

Everyone was laughing, making Shang Zhuoyan feel like she was laughing.

Her delicate face like a doll was full of anger, maybe she was too attentive to cooking just now, and there was a grain of rice at the corner of her mouth, which was inexplicably a little bearable.

But she couldn't care about these anymore, she held the chicken leg pillow handed over by Gu Huai'an in her hand......

Raise high!

Towards Gu Huai'an's head!

Smash it down!

"I sharked you!"

"Hey ......"

Fortunately, Gu Huai'an's eyes were quick, and he immediately dodged the moment Shang Zhuoyan lifted the pillow, otherwise he would have been pulled to the ground by Shang Zhuoyan at this time.

"I'm kind enough to buy you a gift, and even if you don't like it, you won't hit someone, right?" He's quite reasonable.

"What do you call this gift?"

Shang Zhuoyan's pretty face flushed, and she turned her head to look at the "big chicken leg pillow" she was holding in her hand, feeling ...... It's a shame!!

She wants to stuff this "big chicken leg" in Gu Huai'an's mouth and let him eat it!

Well!

That's it!

"Hey, Hey, ......"

"Don't run, stop!"

"No, I made a mistake when I bought a gift?"

"You're not wrong, my bad! It's a mistake for me to know you, you stop me! ”

"It's not...... Don't get excited, can't I buy you another one? ”

"Who told you I was excited? Come and stand there, I promise not to hit you. ”

“…… Look at you like that, are you credible? ”

"You! Stand! Live! ”

……

In the small courtyard, the two began to chase and fight again.

Although, it's funny.

But in fact, seeing them return to the previous mode, many viewers feel quite relieved.

Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan should be like this.

This should be their style and formula!

……

(End of chapter)