Chapter 208 Tianmo Sings the Double Reed Version to Teach the Dialect: Do you know how to cut Sister?
As soon as Xi Lin's words came out, Gu Huaian hadn't answered, and the barrage had exploded!
"Don't! Sister! Don't! β
"I don't dare to think about Sister Xilin speaking the Shandong dialect!"
"Someone! Escort! Protect my filter on Celine! β
"Gu Lao 6, you dare to teach labor and management to fight with you!"
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It is well known to almost the whole network that speaking mountain winter has a great impact on appearance.
A well-known actor, who plays the predecessor of Erlang God, usually speaks in a bay island dialect and a mountain winter dialect with one mouth, good guy, you feel like you have changed immediately.
It feels like he's got a big gap between his teeth!
Erlang God has lost his mana!
Female netizens in the comment area all said that they felt that the male god was not worthy of her all of a sudden!
Celine is a professional actor, a well-known actress, and a red carpet goddess, who once shined at international film festivals, so even if she doesn't usually take the initiative to publicize it, her status is very high in everyone's hearts!
Many people just think of the picture of her saying mountain winter words, and they feel that their filters for the goddess are broken, okay!
Look?
The comment area soon became like this:
"Gu Huai'an, you old 6, your uncle! You speak your sister's dialect! β
"Locals, I just heard Gu Huai'an speak dialects and felt quite kind, but when I heard him say that he wanted to teach Sister Xilin, I immediately felt that he said that the dialect was wrong, very wrong!"
"It's all Gu Huai'an's fault! Your uncle, you (beep) ......"
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Even the locals in the comment area began to scold the street, and it was another day when Gu Huai'an was "reported online" every day.
"I'm still interested in ......"
Actor Su Yuntang took a water cup from his assistant, poured a cup unhurriedly, and put it in front of Xi Lin.
He's still quite authentic, he's been doing shows recently, running all over the country, and wherever he goes, he will learn a few dialects, and sometimes he will use it in filming.
A good actor has to adapt to various environments, and Su Yuntang still has nothing to say about dedication.
βemmmβ¦β¦ Are you sure you want to learn? β
Gu Huai'an scratched his head and didn't know what to say.
"Xuebei, what's this?"
Xi Lin gently handed the glass of water handed over by Su Yuntang to Gu Huai'an, and said:
"Idle is idle anyway."
The boss over there can't sell it, and it just so happens that they are waiting.
Gu Huai'an thought about it, casually pushed the glass of water pushed over by Sister Xilin in front of the actor Su, and said with a smile:
"I'll teach you a short version of Shandong dialect, so that it won't bias you."
"Okay."
Celine stroked the scattered hair between her sideburns, raised her hand slightly to support the gold wire glasses in front of her, and when her sister pursed her lips, it was called a kill!
The actor Su silently picked up the water that returned to him, took a sip gently, pretended that nothing had happened, and looked at Gu Huaian with a smile.
When the eyes and cameras of the two were given to Gu Huai'an, Gu Huai'an began to teach them.
"Come, recite ...... with me"
"I ......"
Xi Lin and Su Yuntang followed with "I".
Gu Huai'an: "No ......"
Two: "No ......"
Gu Huai'an: "Listen to ......"
Two: "Listen to ......"
(Omitted here, it's probably "I didn't hear you say it again", pump properly.) οΌ
Gu Huai'an: "All over the ......"
Two: "All over the ......"
After Xi Lin and Su Yuntang finished talking with Gu Huai'an, the two frowned at the same time, glanced at each other, and then looked at Gu Huai'an with a funny and puzzled face, and the actor Su said:
"It's no different from Mandarin."
When they read it, it felt like they were speaking Mandarin......
"Are you kidding us?"
Celine gave him a blank look and said:
"Fun teasing my sister?"
I feel that Gu Huai'an is the same as teaching children to learn literacy.
"No, don't worry......"
Gu Huai'an laughed and said:
"Just this sentence, in our local dialect, can you believe it in one word?"
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Xi Lin and Su Yuntang were stunned, is this mountain winter dialect so magical, 9 words, one word can be summed up?
What the heck!
"Which word?" My sister was full of interest and asked curiously.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
At this time, some of the diners around me who also came to buy breakfast were happy, and it was obvious that they must know which word it was.
"Poof......
The audience also laughed like crazy, and some Shandong locals in the comment area couldn't help but say:
"Gu Huai'an, are you going to laugh at me so that you can inherit my shellfish?"
"No, I didn't understand it, isn't the language you Shandong learned the same as what I learned, how can it be possible to summarize nine words in one word?"
"Hehehe, I can only say that you can't understand the profundity of Shandong's dialect in your life."
"So what the hell is the word?!"
"You see, that's it."
"I'll tell you, yes: Ann."
"Ah???h
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The locals in the comment area are very funny, many people don't tell those outsiders, and there are many people who are enthusiastic......
The comment area began to brush up a word called "An", at first, many people didn't know what the situation was, and they thought that Gu Huai'an's name was brushed.
Until Gu Huai'an explained......
"Come and recite ...... with me"
Gu Huaian held back a smile and said:
βanοΌβ
Su Yuntang and Xi Lin: "??? β
The two of them have a question mark on their faces, what kind of pronunciation is this?
βanοΌβ
My sister drew a very beautiful side of her eyebrows slightly raised, and she learned Gu Huai'an's tone, and pronounced the pronunciation that Gu Huai'an said in a questioning tone......
At the time, it felt weird.
It's strange to read it out yourself.
"Poof......
At that time, some people around me were happy, and then many people in the barrage area were also confused:
"No, how does that sum it up?"
"Local, let me explain, it's like if I said something to you, you didn't hear clearly, you try to answer me like this......"
βοΌοΌ Don't say it, WOC, it seems to be a bit of that meaning! β
"What the hell!"
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[Ding, the host is grounded and exposed, and the points are +91X20!] γ
It's funny.
Gu Huai'an also explained to Xi Lin and Su Yuntang like this, and said to Xi Lin, it's like I told you a word and you didn't hear clearly, you tried to answer me with this?
βanβ¦β¦ anοΌ β
Then Ciline replied like this.
After answering......
"Flutter ......"
She laughed herself, and her sister couldn't help but raise her jade hand to support her forehead silently, and by the way, she tidied up her hair, and couldn't help laughing:
"It really smells like that."
Actor Su had a crying and laughing expression on his face, I don't know why, listening to Xilin's pronunciation just now, and substituting a little bit of a local, how do you feel that Xilin's filters are a little off track here?
This mountain winter talk is really a big killer, one word can destroy the filter, and there is no one.
Gu Huai'an also said that he was addicted here, and then just after the boss over there fried the fritters and brought them over, Gu Huai'an said to Su Yuntang:
"Brother, you can try to use the ...... I just said."
Su Yuntang waved his hand again and again, how could he do such a thing.
On the contrary, it was Celine, who looked with interest at the boss who came with sweet foam fritters, and waited for the boss to put down their breakfast, and said:
"You're all right."
Then Cyrin said:
βanοΌβ
The boss was stunned, glanced at Xilin, and then at their shots, and then raised his voice and said:
"I told you all about what you eat."
"Poof......
Gu Huai'an clapped his hands on the side, laughing from ear to ear, and some people around him also laughed lightly.
Celine also had a "miracle" expression on her face, and her exotic face was full of incredulity, as if to say, this really works!
Locals can really get it!
That's amazing, isn't it?
Then there were a few young people who also came here to check in or have breakfast, they couldn't stand it anymore, and a girl called Gu Huaian and said:
"Gu Huai'an, you are now in the eye bag, don't teach Sister Cirene this, I feel that the filter for her is broken."
As soon as these words came out......
"Hahaha......"
There was a burst of laughter.
In fact, outsiders just say that word according to the pronunciation, and they don't think there's anything, but the locals basically know what that pronunciation means, and the locals can easily substitute the feeling of Xi Lin saying this.
Because these words are obviously used by locals in their daily lives anytime and anywhere.
"Bang Bang ......"
Gu Huai'an laughed and applauded, and Xi Lin couldn't hold back when she saw that everyone around her was laughing, and thought something was wrong with them.
"Are you kidding me?"
Xi Lin couldn't help but slap Gu Huai'an, who was laughing over there, a little helpless.
But there is one thing to say, this younger brother who is smiling and jumping on the side of his mouth is so energetic......
"No, I really didn't tease you, I'm all restrained......"
Gu Huai'an explained, if I really teach you a few words of Shandong local dialect, then your filter will really collapse.
Gu Huaian also said that he knows why some of those filming are now speaking Chongqing dialect and Northeast dialect, but not Shandong dialect, right?
When you say it, you will immediately feel like a different person.
"I didn't understand it, but I was shocked."
Xi Lin giggled and listened to Gu Huai'an, the two of them didn't even eat breakfast, and they exchanged Shandong dialect with there.
Actor Su: "(Β¬_Β¬) aim"
He's watching from the sidelines, so it's not a taste!
The grit teeth of eating fritters are all heavy, and those who don't know are still thinking that he chewed Gu Huai'an as a fritters.
But don't say it, the sugar fritters here are quite delicious, Su Yuntang rarely eats this kind of greasy thing, and recently he didn't pay much attention to it because he recorded a show and ate food from all over the world.
It is precisely because you eat less that you know how fragrant this fried is......
Eating this fritters, he was quite interested in this sweet foam, tasted it, but then frowned again, and said:
"Isn't this a sweet foam? How is it salty? β
Su Yuntang was quite curious before, because there were spinach, peanuts, vermicelli or something in it, and he was very curious about how the breakfast drink with these things could be sweet.
Before drinking it, he was mentally prepared that this thing was sweet.
Who knew it would be salty???
Didn't you say sweet foam? How salty?
"This is called five-spice sweet foam ......"
Gu Huai'an explained that this sweet foam is said to be in the late Ming Dynasty when there was a famine, a boss surnamed Tian opened a porridge shop and often gave porridge to help the victims, because the boss's surname is Tian, so the victims affectionately called it "Tian Mo".
Later, because it was eaten, it was rumored that "Tian" became "sweet".
It is also said that the shopkeeper will ask the customer before serving the porridge: "What is more?" β
Many people call it "Tim Moer", and "Tim" and "Sweet" also have the same sound, and it is passed around and finally passed on to "Sweet Foam".
"Oh......"
After listening to this history, Su Yuntang nodded and expressed his respect for the boss surnamed Tian.
Gu Huai'an also took this sweet foam and explained:
"Isn't there a lot of ingredients in this sweet foam, but I couldn't eat at that time, and then all kinds of ingredients were thrown into it, and I put salt and pepper in it, which was delicious, and people had energy to eat."
"You see this is more viscous, there will be foam on it, the first time I drank this when I was a child, my mother told me, at that time, every time the victims brought a bowl of porridge, the first thing they saw was the white foam in the big pot of porridge......
"So this is not called porridge, it is called foam."
Don't say it, Gu Huai'an really has a set, this thing really makes him say that he is alive, and the comment area is all brushing:
"Learning is wasted, learning is wasted......"
Actor Su nodded, took another sip, and couldn't help but say:
"I feel like I'm drinking a little better after listening to this story."
Gu Huai'an grinned when he heard this, and said:
"That's not going to be that way."
"Haha......"
It caused a burst of laughter from Celine and some passers-by next to her.
One thing to say, Gu Huaian is also a proper "anti-hypocritical little expert".
"At least our origin is not dirty......
Gu Huai'an grinned and said:
"You're not like that...... Troop pot, you may not dare to eat that thing if you know the origin. β
As soon as these words came out......
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
Many netizens couldn't hold back their laughter and went crazy, everyone was talking, just rushing to Gu Huai'an's words, he was a fan!
"Poof......
What's funny is that Sister Xilin was drinking sweet foam, Gu Huai'an's words made her laugh, and she almost sprayed the sweet foam on her body.
She was dressed in white today, and she was in trouble.
She couldn't help but glance at Gu Huai'an a few times, and then raised her hand and patted Gu Huai'an several times.
Gu Huai'an didn't take it seriously, he chatted while eating, and talked to Su Yuntang about the bean juice in the capital......
He asked Su Yuntang if he could drink it, but he didn't directly say that it didn't taste good, the main thing was that he could directly scold the black dog and scold the stick for eating garbage, but he couldn't directly fire at his own family.
"It's okay, it's delicious, can't you drink it?"
Su Yuntang also asked.
Gu Huai'an didn't answer in a hurry but asked Sister Xilin, who pursed her lips and smiled lightly, and said:
"Actually, people who like sour food can drink it."
"Sister Cirlen, do you like to drink acid?" Gu Huai'an obviously heard the voiceover of Xi Lin's words.
My sister picked up a tissue and wiped the food residue on her mouth, the white tissue left a lot of red lipstick marks, she smiled:
"I don't like to drink sour."
As soon as these words came out......
"Poof...... You two are sitting here and singing double reeds? β
The audience is happy, let's just say, there is no one with Xilin's emotional intelligence, and she doesn't like to drink and don't say it directly......
One thing to say, Gu Huai'an's emotional intelligence class was not in vain, and he actually got Xilin's point.
Some fans of Gu Huai'an's Xianyan Bao said, who said that our family's Xianyan Bao has low EQ, I will be the first to turn my face with you!
Having said that, the two of them had a happy chat here, but the corners of actor Su's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times......
Okay, he can drink it, Xilin can't drink it, and Gu Huaian can't drink it either?
The three of them also led a gang of Temola to form a faction???
Crazy!
The actor Su silently held his forehead, and said in his heart Fortunately, I learned a few hands, and he directly offered a big move to "change the topic", and asked Gu Huai'an with this sweet foam:
"Do you drink this regularly?"
"I don't drink ...... often"
Gu Huai'an shook his head and replied:
"I don't usually come to the city, my house is far away from the city, and we sell more tofu brain, soy milk, and spicy soup."
Su Yuntang nodded, and without waiting for him to continue asking, Xi Lin suddenly smiled and said:
"Then do you eat tofu brain and put coriander?"
"That's definitely not going to go, it's not like you don't know......"
Gu Huaian shook his head, he had clearly expressed many times when he recorded "Crystal Love Season" with Xilin and them in Yunnan that he didn't eat coriander, and this thing was no different from a special poison in his eyes.
"I remember Sister Xilin, you don't eat either, right?"
Gu Huai'an suddenly thought.
I remember that at that time, actor Su made a dish with coriander on it, and everyone else picked it up and ate it directly, but Gu Huai'an and Xilin specially picked it out and put it aside.
"Yes."
My sister pursed her lips and chuckled, and her slender jade hand picked it up again and put on top of the pair of gold wire glasses, to be honest, she didn't like to wear this very much, it was a little loose and easy to fall down.
So Gu Huai'an began to complain, I really didn't understand what kind of mentality people who eat coriander, that thing tastes really dead......
My sister smiled and agreed, occasionally expressing a few words.
"Ahem......"
The actor Su couldn't listen to it anymore, and couldn't help coughing and said:
"There's a coriander here, why don't you two spray it lightly?"
As soon as these words came out......
"Hahaha......"
made a lot of viewers laugh crazy, the actor Su was really miserable, as soon as he heard that Gu Huai'an and Xilin were going to talk about a common topic and not drink bean juice, they immediately changed the topic, but turned their heads and the two of them talked about not eating coriander......
made him drink bean juice and eat coriander, which is the same as a special alternative.
He just wanted to say, you guys also care about the feelings of the people around you!
"Hehehe......"
"Sorry, sorry......"
Gu Huai'an and Xi Lin hurriedly apologized.
Su Yuntang was suddenly a little curious, so he asked Gu Huai'an and said:
"So why the hell are you not used to eating coriander?"
This problem has been bothering him for a long time, coriander is actually something that he likes to eat, and he likes to eat it very much, and he wants to vomit when he smells it if he doesn't like it.
He likes coriander very much, and he used to eat coriander.
This question is not only curious about actor Su, but also many people who like to eat coriander in the comment area.
...... in this regard
Cyrin was noncommittal, probably not having figured out how to express it.
Gu Huai'an grinned, and then asked Su Yuntang a very funny sentence, he said:
"Brother, do you know that there is a kind of bug, called Sister Stinky?"
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(End of chapter)