Chapter 6 Zhuge Villager, I swear to kill you!

Seeing that Liu Yu was about to be beheaded by Sima Zhao in front of the tent.

At the last moment, Liu Yu turned sideways lightly and dodged Sima Zhao's blade.

Sima Zhao is not good at martial arts, although Liu Yu's martial arts are also not in the stream, but his predecessor is also a general, and he still has some martial arts.

As soon as he stretched out his hand and grabbed it, Liu Yu snatched the waist knife in Sima Zhao's hand, and pushed Sima Zhao in front of Sima Shi.

Sima Zhao wanted to continue to step forward, but was held down by Sima Yi.

At this time, Sima Yi no longer had a smile on his face, and after hearing Zhuge Liang's battle book, Sima Yi was already furious.

Looking at Liu Yu's eyes, he also became cold and gloomy, and asked coldly:

"You're not a scholar, who are you?"

"The six arts of a gentleman, it is also human nature to learn some martial arts in the body, it's just that your son is not good at learning art."

Liu Yu said in a mocking tone, and continued to fire at full firepower:

"If the Metropolitan Governor is really afraid, he can wear this women's costume and dance in front of the three armies."

"The prime minister of my family said that if the governor is really like this, our army will withdraw immediately and never come back."

When Sima Yi heard this, his eyelids drooped, and he slowly walked in front of Liu Yu, and asked solemnly:

"Really?"

"The sky is above, the three armies are on the side, a gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase."

In this era, before Sima Yi pointed at Luoshui and farted, the ancients attached great importance to promises.

Especially the words that came out of Zhuge Liang's mouth were even more convincing.

Sima Yi took a deep breath, looked at the closed gift box, his eyes flashed with a hint of anger, and shouted:

"Change clothes for the Governor!"

"Governor (father)!"

Hearing that Sima Yi really wanted to put on women's clothes and dance in front of the three armies, Sun Li Xiahou next to him couldn't bear it anymore and spoke out to stop him.

"Changing clothes!!"

Sima Yi shouted angrily, interrupting everyone's words, his expression was very resolute.

Everyone who knew Sima Yi's temperament well, although they were full of righteous indignation and their faces turned red, they didn't dare to speak out and persuade again.

Sima Shi walked towards Sun Li, slowly stretched out his hands, opened the gift box, and wanted to change Sima Yi's clothes.

Everyone's angry eyes all fell on Liu Yu's body, and at this moment, everyone was eager to break Liu Yu's body into pieces.

However, Liu Yu was calm, and even looked at Sima Shi with some expectation, he wanted to see what kind of expression Sima Shi would have when he saw the clothes in the gift box?

Sima Shi's hands trembled slightly, Rao is city is already extremely deep, and he still can't deal with it calmly in the face of such humiliation.

After Sima Shi completely opened the gift box in Sun Li's hand, Sima Shi's originally ugly face instantly changed from red to blue, and then from blue to black, as if he had changed his face, which was extremely exciting.

Sima Yi waited for a long time, but he didn't see Sima Shi move, so he couldn't help frowning a little, and said coldly:

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and change your clothes! ”

"Father, you can't wear it, you can't wear this dress!"

Sima Shi was awakened by Sima Yi's angry shouting, and hurriedly persuaded:

"These dog thieves in Shu are clearly deliberately humiliating their father, and they want their father to be discredited and leave a stench for 10,000 years, and this dress must not be worn."

Sun Li also saw the contents clearly, his face instantly became hideous, and he said angrily:

"Dudu, we would rather die in battle than let you be so humiliated by the Shu army."

"Let's fight, fight to the death with the Shu army!"

Sima Yi was unmoved, and said angrily:

"Confused, what is my reputation alone? As long as Zhuge Liang retreats from the army, he can save my Yongliang people from the suffering of military disasters. ”

"Needless to say, quickly change the old man's clothes!"

Even though Sima Yi urged repeatedly, Sima Shi's hands were still holding the gift box tightly, and there was no movement.

Even Sun Li, who listened to Sima Yi's military orders the most, was panting like a cow, but he was stuck in place and didn't move.

Seeing this, Sima Yi didn't talk nonsense anymore, and strode towards the gift box.

Now that he has decided to let go, a little face is nothing after all, as long as Zhuge Liang can withdraw from the army, he will be a great achievement.

thought in his heart, no matter how gorgeous the clothes inside, he would have to endure the humiliation and put the clothes on.

When Sima Yi saw the clothes inside, his face was stunned, and he immediately reached out and took out the contents inside.

What are these black fishing nets, and this strange bulging cotton cloth?

Sima Yi didn't know, but Sima Shi, Sun Li, etc., who often traveled to and from Qinglou before, could roughly guess that this kind of clothing was probably women's underwear.

It's just that the underwear of this shape is more explicit and obscene than those prostitutes in the Qinglou.

Seeing Sima Yi's confusion, Sima Shi and others were unable to speak, but Liu Yu was happy to solve Sima Yi's confusion.

Directly, Liu Yu skillfully took out the prepared picture from his arms, and handed it to Sima Yi with a smile, so that he could see clearly what he was holding and how to wear it.

After Sima Yi saw the content on the picture clearly, after several comparisons, he finally determined that the clothes on the prostitute on the picture of this lady were exactly what he had to wear just now.

At this moment, Sima Yi couldn't hold it anymore, a stream of hot blood rushed straight to his head, his eyes protruded, and bloodshot instantly crawled all over his eyes, looking red.

The green tendons on the door of his head burst out, the corners of his mouth were hideous, and after a while, Sima Yi's roar sounded in the entire big tent:

"Zhuge Villager, I swear to kill your !!!"

Sima Yi's mentality completely collapsed, he could think that Zhuge Liang would humiliate him, but he didn't expect Zhuge Liang to do this and insult him with those things.

The contents of the gift box looked even cheaper than the things worn by prostitutes.

And under a few women's clothes, there is even a round thing, and what is even more odious is that kind of round thing, there is even a picture!!

Zhuge Liang actually let himself wear these clothes and dance in front of the three armies.

Anger, rage, shame, shame!!

Everyone's patience has a bottom line, even if Sima Yi can endure it again, no matter how deep the city government is, after seeing the things in the gift box, Sima Yi completely lost his mind.

That kind of bearing of Yuanyu Yuezhi could no longer be maintained, the whole person was surrounded by anger, and the flames in his eyes even ignited Liu Yu.

Everyone in the tent was all angry at the moment, and Xiahou Ba and Zhang Hu even stepped forward directly and arrested Liu Yu, apparently planning to cut Liu Yu directly.

Liu Yu did not resist this time, but let out a burst of hearty laughter, and asked Sima Yi:

"How, Grand Duke?"

"This dress is made of silk, and the dyes used are also of the highest quality, but I don't know if the Metropolitan Governor fits?"

Sima Yi turned his head suddenly, his sharp gaze mixed with the killing intent that rushed to the sky, and stabbed at Liu Yu, and the temperature of the big tent seemed to drop a few points.

"Do you really think that the old man will not dare to kill you?"

"Who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of his sweat!"

Liu Yu raised his head and chest, not caring at all, and laughed:

"Haha, wait for the Wei army, they will only fly and fight in the camp, but they don't dare to fight our army head-on, isn't it even as good as a prostitute?"

Sima Yi's eyes were deep, and he was not more angry because of Liu Yu's words, but stared at Liu Yu directly, as if he wanted to see through Liu Yu.

After a long time, Liu Yu's laughter stopped, and Sima Yi asked in a deep voice with a gloomy face:

"I don't know how much Zhuge Gong eats every day, how is his body?"

Liu Yu thought of Sima Yi in his previous life, and listened to the tone from the messenger's mouth.

learned that Zhuge Liang was overworked every day, coupled with his poor appetite, he concluded that Zhuge Liang's life would not last long.

also strengthened Sima Yi's determination to stick to it, and finally consumed Zhuge Liang alive in Wuzhang Plain.

Thinking of this, a smile rolled up at the corner of Liu Yu's mouth and replied:

"The prime minister of my family is in good health, he can eat a bucket of rice at every meal, he is full of energy, and his complexion looks much better than that of Dadudu."

"The Metropolitan Governor must take care of his health, otherwise I won't see the Metropolitan Governor put on a woman's clothes and dance for us."

"And the prime minister of my family is extremely generous, not only to send clothes to the governor alone, everyone here has a share."

"Hahaha, 120,000 people have taken off their armor, but none of them are men?"

"Wei Jun? Let's change your name to Wei prostitute, hahaha, ridiculous, ridiculous!! ”

Liu Yu's laughter resounded in the big tent, completely ignoring the Wei army as nothing.

The Wei generals next to him looked at each other with resentful eyes, eager to immediately poke two holes in Liu Yu's mouth.

"The last general really can't bear such a shameful humiliation, please give an order from the governor of the capital, let me wait for the camp to go out of the camp and fight a decisive battle with the Shu army!"

"Governor, we would rather die on the battlefield than endure such humiliation!"

"The commander is humiliated, the three armies are disgraced, only the blood of the Shu army can wash away the shame of us, please order the governor of the capital, we will fight to the death with the Shu army!"

"Grand Duke, give the order!"

Everyone in the tent knelt down on one knee at this moment and asked Sima Yi to give the order to fight.

After all, the lace thong and bra that Liu Yu took out were too lethal, and the lethality was too great, as long as there was still some blood, he couldn't stand such humiliation.

Sima Shi also walked silently to Sima Yi's side, and muttered in a low voice:

"One blow, then decline, three and exhaustion."

"Now that the morale is so strong, if it is damaged, I am afraid that it will be unfavorable to the morale of the army."

"If you go to war at this moment, my father can win the hearts of the Yongliang army, please make a quick decision!"