Chapter 252: "Doraemon" and "Ah Yu" are out! The golden sentence maker becomes the king of rotten terriers!
Can you hear the subtext in Bae Jingshu's words?
Every time, when Gu Huaian wanted to do something, Pei Jingshu's first reaction was not to refuse, but to tell him and remind him that there was still a camera here.
And what is the subtext in the phrase "there is a camera"?
If you can't do this with a lens, is it possible to do this without a lens?
Before, Gu Huaian said that what she wanted to touch was not her hand, but somewhere else, and she said that she couldn't have a camera, so could she touch it without a camera?
Now Gu Huai'an has merged the two beds when there is a camera, and it is clear that he wants to sleep in the same bed with Pei Jingshu, Pei Jingshu reminded him that there is a camera, does that mean that if there is no camera, he can sleep in a bed casually?
Be aware of these ......
"Ahhh!!h
Those viewers are really sour, and those fans are really going to explode on the spot!
It's worse than sharks, okay!
It's really better to go straight to a knife shark, they got it!
"Not ......"
What made everyone speechless the most was that Gu Huai'an, the old 6, also asked the staff of the program team, saying:
"What time is it, and you still haven't turned off the show?"
Even if "Crystal Love Season" was a live broadcast program, it was turned off at the end of the day, which is good for them, and they have no intention of closing the broadcast at all.
The staff had an indifferent face and did not reply.
Joke!
It's the most exciting time, when the broadcast is turned off at this time, are you teasing me?
Gu Huaian had no choice but to roll his eyes, so he had to help Pei Jingshu put her luggage first.
She has a lot of things, and she has a lot to use at night, and if nothing else, she has to remove her makeup and wash up to do skin care or something.
"Did you eat at night?"
Let's see her clean up, Gu Huai'an can't help much, he usually doesn't wear makeup or skin care or anything, just wash his face and finish it, I feel that he can't figure out the bottles and cans of these girls.
It's quite late at this time, it's already more than eleven o'clock in the evening, tonight Gu Huai'an sang and danced on the stage, and helped Pei Jingshu carry the boss's luggage for a while, the physical exertion was extremely great, and he had already eaten at night, but he was still a little hungry at this time.
"Eat."
Pei Jingshu replied softly, she was not hungry.
"What did you eat?" Gu Huai'an was curious.
"Cucumber." Pei Jingshu said a little pitiful.
"Well, what else?" Gu Huai'an thought there was something else.
She looked at Gu Huai'an with very innocent eyes and said:
"No, I don't."
"You just ate a cucumber?" Gu Huai'an couldn't help but feel a little distressed.
He knows that Pei Jingshu controls her figure, she is actually more ruthless than many female stars, otherwise where did she get such a white glowing and delicate elf-like state?
Just look at how thin she is......
"Hmmm......"
Pei Jingshu nodded lightly, in fact, others didn't say that she couldn't feel it, and when others said that she didn't feel it, she felt that she was ...... Is it really a bit pathetic?
Gu Huai'an shook his head and hugged Pei Jingshu as if he was a little distressed.
Pei Jingshu smiled and just wanted to say that she was used to this kind of life, when Gu Huai'an's voice like a thief suddenly came to her ears:
"Your sister, they should go to rest, right?"
"Ah...... Yes? ”
Pei Jingshu was stunned for a moment, and before she could react to what Gu Huai'an meant, she just subconsciously replied:
"It should ...... Let's all go and rest. ”
Recently, Pei Ya has not been so strict with Pei Jingshu, and she may know that she can't control it, so even if Pei Jingshu wants to sleep in a room with Gu Huai'an at night, she doesn't stop her.
Of course, the main thing is that it is clear that even if the two of them sleep in the same room at the show site, nothing will happen, and Gu Huaian will not have this brain.
"Okay, then you can remove your makeup first......"
Gu Huai'an nodded, said a few words, and ran to the kitchen.
Pei Jingshu had a question mark, and she didn't know what Gu Huai'an meant......
Their family has a kitchen, this show is called "Hello Life Partner", the main focus is a life, each family has its own bathroom kitchen and so on.
Although Gu Huaian said that he hadn't used it yet, it wouldn't be useless.
It is worth mentioning that the sponsor of that gas stove is still the original sponsor of "Crystal Love Season".
When the camera was shown to Gu Huai'an, the old 6 raised his hand and took out two packets of braised beef instant noodles from the cabinet!
“…… Jiang's mother's words, you kid is not at ease! ”
The audience can't stand it, and everyone doesn't know when this old 6 hid two packs of instant noodles!
This one......
I didn't buy it during the day, either.
It was brought in Gu Huai'an's suitcase when he came.
Recording programs, I often record it until the second half of the night, and when I'm hungry, I get some supper to eat, which is convenient.
It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian also brought a canned luncheon meat.
"Gooo......"
Late at night, on the stove in the kitchen, the red braised beef instant noodles in the pot were boiling, the hot bubbles were constantly bubbling, and two pure white poached eggs floated on it......
The sliced luncheon meat is placed in a bowl on the side.
This picture really makes people feel like their index fingers are moving.
“…… I never thought I'd be hungry for a pack of instant noodles at night! ”
Some viewers began to be greedy, and the people who released poison late at night were the most hateful.
Of course, there are occasional viewers who say that Gu Huai'an has really not changed, after nearly a year, he has become like this bird, but the supper is still this kind of cheap and "unhealthy" instant noodles......
Talent.
Pei Jingshu didn't remove her makeup quickly, and Gu Huai'an didn't cook it quickly, almost when Gu Huai'an finished cooking the noodles and went back, Pei Jingshu just finished removing her makeup.
Originally, Pei Jingshu didn't know what Gu Huai'an was doing, but when she opened the door and looked at Gu Huai'an with two bowls of fragrant instant noodles......
I was a little touched at the time.
She has grown so big, it seems that she has never had such a thing as "supper" in her memory, and she will not be allowed to eat it at home since she was a child, and there is no such thing when she wants to control her body after work.
The family cares about her upbringing, her sister cares about her body management, and only Gu Huaian cares if she is hungry.
She finally understood why Gu Huai'an asked her sister if she should go to rest, if her sister didn't go to rest, she would definitely not let her eat.
I still remember the last time I ate this, it was in Yunnan to record "Crystal Love Season", she secretly ate a small bowl with Gu Huaian that morning while her sister was away, but when she came back, she was stopped by her sister for a ......
Stumble!
"Hurry up, eat while it's hot......"
Gu Huai'an wiped the chopsticks with a tissue before handing them to Pei Jingshu, at this time, Pei Jingshu had already taken off the makeup of the shark crazy audience tonight, Rao is so, her facial features also look quite exquisite, her eyebrows are not very light, her skin condition is not very bad, and the whole facial features are still very full and exquisite.
The skirt was not worn again, but was replaced by a pink home nightdress.
The skirt is quite long, but there will also be two jade lotus-like calves exposed in the air, which looks very tempting......
The pajamas she originally brought were pants, but she thought that Gu Huai'an should love to look at skirts, so she simply changed her skirts.
"Hmm."
Pei Jingshu took chopsticks and ate slowly.
She ate very gently, one small hand held her dark hair on the side, and the other hand held a few noodles with chopsticks and brought them close to her lips, her chin rose slightly, pursed her rosy lips and blew gently, and then stuffed the noodles into the cherry mouth......
She ate very small, slowly, barely sounding......
Watching her eat is sometimes a pleasure.
But when the camera was given to Gu Huai'an, the old 6......
"Whew! Call! ”
"Woo ......"
"Suck ......"
"Whoa!"
But I saw this old 6 holding chopsticks in one hand and picking up the boss's noodles!
Open this mouth and blow hard!
When I blew it, I stuffed it into my mouth, stuffed it so much that my mouth was full of Dengdeng, and I sucked the noodles in my mouth very much.
“…… Can you get out Gu Lao 6! ”
The audience couldn't stand it, obviously they enjoyed seeing Sister Pei eat so slowly, and as soon as this old 6 came out, they directly shattered their filter, okay!
Sometimes, everyone feels that Gu Huai'an and Pei Jingshu are not people of the same world, how can the village-like old 6 in this village be so worthy of such a civilized and cultured Sister Pei!
"You eat ...... slowly"
Pei Jingshu smiled, and couldn't help but pull out a piece of paper for him and hand it to him.
"Accustomed to ......"
Gu Huai'an wiped his mouth, he usually eats like this, he explained to Pei Jingshu:
"When I was a child, I went out to play with a group of small children, and I shouted everywhere to go back to eat, and I wanted to finish eating and then go to play, so I went back and devoured a meal, and left immediately after eating......"
Also because I went back late, the food was already cold when I went back, so it wouldn't be hot when I ate, and it was easy to gobble up.
Pei Jingshu smiled slightly, she had been to Gu Huai'an's hometown, so when Gu Huai'an said these words, she couldn't help but have some pictures in her mind.
"Whirring ......"
Outside the window, I don't know what happened, suddenly the wind began to blow, and even the windows were blown open some gaps.
The windows here are designed to open inside and out, so it's easy to blow open without a lock.
In the room near the sea, the sea breeze came in and stirred the curtains, but fortunately there was nothing by the window, otherwise it would have fallen......
"What else do you like to eat besides carrots?"
Gu Huai'an got up and closed the window and asked Pei Jingshu casually.
He remembered that on the night when he sang in "Times Singer", Pei Jingshu ordered him a carrot bun, to be honest, he doesn't like carrots very much, half and half of the people in the world who love coriander, but Gu Huai'an, who loves carrots, is sure that it accounts for less than half.
"Hmm...... Coriander? Pei Jingshu said casually.
Gu Huai'an: "......"
Gu Huai'an was silent for a while.
"Haha......"
The audience is happy, Gu Huai'an doesn't eat coriander is almost known to the whole network, Pei Jingshu is stepping on thunder.
She covered her red lips with her jade hand and giggled, and said:
"Just kidding, I can eat coriander, but I can't say I like it."
Gu Huai'an rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that Pei Jingshu had also learned to joke badly......
Speaking of this, Gu Huai'an's eyes suddenly lit up as if he thought of something, and he asked:
"Do you have that kind of ...... It is...... It's not like the kind of food that you like to eat, and then you can't tell people too much and feel ashamed? ”
Gu Huai'an said a little twisted, but Pei Jingshu slowed down for a while before she understood, and she couldn't help laughing:
"What do you mean?"
Not to mention Pei Jingshu, the audience didn't understand.
Gu Huaian grinned and said with a smile:
"For example, on "Doraemon", Shizuka's favorite roasted sweet potato, the kind of food that can't be told to others."
As soon as he said this......
“……”
Including Pei Jingshu, all the audience was stunned for a moment.
Then......
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed like crazy.
Barrage Brush:
"Gu Lao 6, do you want to see what your kid is talking about!"
"I always thought he was a second-year teenager, but I didn't expect him to even watch "Doraemon"!"
“? You tell me clearly why "Doraemon" didn't hit the second grade! ”
……
[Ding, the host successfully grounded and exposed, points +91X20! ] 】
is also funny, Gu Huai'an mentioned "Dora A", and even the system gave points.
Pei Jingshu's watery eyes were also full of smiles, her jade hand lightly covered her red lips, giggled, and said:
"I don't like sweet potatoes very much, but I often eat them in winter, and I've eaten enough."
Sweet potatoes are low-calorie food, which is a very good thing for people who control their weight, and in winter, the dietitian will prepare sweet potatoes for Pei Jingshu......
No matter how delicious this sweet potato is, it can't compare to the barbecue milk tea, hot pot rice and big pot chicken.
"Hmmm......"
Gu Huaian nodded and said:
"I don't think you're a contrast, either."
It must have been a joke to say that Shizuka loves sweet potatoes just now, Gu Huaian just asked because he wanted to ask Pei Jingshu what she likes to eat, and he can help her do it tomorrow.
At this time, Gu Huaian also planned to ask directly......
Who knew that before he could say anything, Pei Jingshu suddenly said:
"It's not that there is no such ...... as you say"
"Huh?"
Gu Huai'an raised his eyebrows lightly and asked with a smile:
"For example?"
"For example......"
Speaking of this, Pei Jingshu was a little embarrassed, her pretty face was full of hesitation, she lowered her head and said with a wry smile:
"Otherwise, don't say it, I regret it, I don't want to say it."
"No way!"
Gu Huai'an sternly refused.
Netizens also said that Kang didn't let Kang do anything, and he didn't even let us hear a little secret, Sister Pei, you really don't treat us as people!
"Oh, what do you say, what do you say......"
Gu Huai'an, the old 6, is much more pleasing to everyone's eyes this time, and he has pestered Pei Jingshu in the past.
Pei Jingshu couldn't stand others pestering her, she was a little ashamed, and after a while, she said:
"Stink...... Does stinky tofu count? ”
As soon as these words came out......
“……”
The screen fell silent for a moment.
Even Gu Huai'an looked at Pei Jingshu in disbelief.
"It's not...... Sister Pei, you ......"
Soon, the barrage went straight to the crazy!
"Damn, it's over, my filter is broken......"
"My goddess actually loves to eat stinky tofu?!"
"Ahhh I can't stand the birds!! ”
"Gu Lao 6, what kind of expression do you have, even if Sister Pei loves to eat stinky tofu, you can't dislike it! Rather deserve it! ”
……
"How...... What's the matter, didn't you have to say it? ”
Pei Jingshu lowered her head and didn't dare to look up at Gu Huai'an, she felt very ashamed, it was obvious that Gu Huai'an didn't want to know, why did he stare at himself so much?
"No, I'm mostly ...... Well, I really didn't expect that. ”
Gu Huaian patted his chest as if relieved.
Oh, yes!
No one expected it!
Pei Jingshu, a beauty like a fairy, is known as an internal entertainment god, how could she like to eat food like stinky tofu?
Is it true that everyone is the same as Shizuka's inner green tea, a beauty is a contrast?
What the heck!
Gu Huai'an even wondered if this was true, did Pei Jingshu tease him......
The funniest thing is......
After a long while, this old 6 actually asked:
"Isn't stinky tofu made of stinky socks?"
At that time, Pei Jingshu thought that this topic was over, and she was eating noodles......
A noodle has just entered my mouth, and I haven't had time to taste it carefully......
"Poof...... Ahem......"
She just squirted.
Don't talk about her......
"Poof......
"Gu Huai'an!"
"What a brain circuit you kid!"
"How can stinky tofu be made of socks?!"
"Haha...... I kind of understand why this old 6 had such a strange expression just now, and he was thinking about this for a long time......"
"Aha......"
……
The barrage is crazy with laughter.
Just now, everyone looked at Gu Huai'an's expression and felt that something was not right, Pei Jingshu just ate a stinky tofu, although it felt contrasting, it was not unacceptable, there are always people who have this special habit, and the audience of stinky tofu is not low......
Gu Huai'an's expression is not so strange!
But as soon as he said this, everyone immediately understood why!
Co-authored in the brains of this old 6, stinky tofu is made of stinky socks!
What the heck!
"Ahem...... You're talking ahem...... What are you talking about ducks? ”
Even Pei Jingshu wiped her mouth and asked Gu Huai'an helplessly and funny.
What does stinky tofu have to do with stinky socks?
When the camera was shown to Gu Huai'an, this old 6 still looked harmless to humans and animals, his eyes were very pure and innocent, and for a moment Pei Jingshu even wondered if what he said was really right, whether the stinky tofu was really made of stinky socks, and whether the stinky tofu he loved to eat for so many years was real......
He was so determined, some netizens looked stupid, and some netizens really suspected that they were wrong, and ran to ask Du Niang how to make stinky tofu!
But who knows, immediately after, Gu Huai'an, the old 6, actually said one:
"Ah Yu", didn't I read comics when I was a child and said that stinky tofu was made of stinky socks?"
As soon as these words came out......
“……”
Direct!
All netizens, including Pei Jingshu, were silent!
The ...... that came with it
It's an overwhelming "online newspaper"!
"Gu Huai'an, your uncle! You*&%¥#@......"
"I really suspect that the stinky tofu is made of stinky socks, and I really went to Du Niang to ask!"
"You...... Ha ha...... You ......"
This night, I don't know how many viewers who were watching the show laughed back and forth, and the barrage brushed wildly:
"Hey, Gu Lao 6, you kid let me tell you something!"
"Even the special "Ah Yu" has come out???"
“666! It's got to be you! ”
"That's a comic, brother, you can't take it seriously!"
In addition to these, there are also spicy comments from netizens:
"Gu Huai'an, a former golden sentence maker, and now the king of rotten terriers!"
……
This sugar has to be sprinkled for a few days, and it will be settled, so take your time
(End of chapter)