Chapter 320: Newcomer's Night Talk

The three of them walked in front of the people's house, and they had already seen it, and they came over to take a look, they didn't know each other, they were stunned, and they preached coldly:

"We are people who have traveled far away, and we have heard that your house is ......"

"Yes, a new daughter-in-law."

Leng Qi preached: "Let's get some joy. Yang Shucheng hurriedly took out the silver taels and handed them to the intellectual.

Seeing that there was a lot of silver, the acquaintance took the silver taels and said, "You have come to congratulate you, how can I receive your silver." Come, come, your guests are coming. ”

There were still vacant seats, and Zhike led the three of them to the vacant seats and sat down. The acquaintance walked up to the master, and told him what had happened, and the master was full of joy when he saw that he had received a lot of money, and he hurried over to thank him:

"The three distinguished guests are here, please eat and drink well."

The wine and food have not yet been served, the chopsticks are flying, and as soon as a plate of dishes falls off the table, the dishes inside have long been snatched up, leaving only an empty plate. Another dish was delivered, but after a few chopsticks, it was placed on the table, and it turned out to be a plate of green vegetables.

Yang Shucheng thought to himself that he had been fleeing the rivers and lakes for more than half a year, but he had never been so lively.

Fortunately, this table is full of elderly people, there are few children, and there are still a lot of dishes left on the table, as well as wine, which is a home-brewed grain wine in the mountains. The people in the mountains are also very bold, so they use bowls to pour wine.

The three of them also raised their wine bowls and drank with others.

People ask them where they are from? They truthfully said that they were from Henan, and they were going to the south and passing through here.

Although Leng Qichuan has been an official in the capital for more than ten years and has been sitting on the cold bench, he has a lot of alcohol, and tonight he also lets go of his stomach and drinks with others.

That Wang Huaguo is a sheep herding baby in the mountains, who usually drinks any wine, and after drinking a big bowl of wine, he is a little crooked.

Yang Shucheng felt lively, and he was not afraid that the enemy would come to the door, so he also drank happily, and his face was flushed with alcohol.

After the meal was finished, I looked up at the starry sky, and the guests were all saying goodbye one after another.

But Yang Shucheng and the three of them were drunk and crooked, their legs were weak, and they couldn't take a step.

The guests were almost gone, and the host's family saw that the three of them did not leave, and they could not drive them away, and fortunately there were a few distant guests who could not go home at night, so they arranged for them all to live in the same room.

There was only one bed in the house, how to sleep, the master had already had a way, he asked someone to bring a few dry wheat stalks, spread them on the ground, even if it was a bed, and then bring a quilt.

The host let the three of them sleep on the bed, how embarrassed was Yang Shucheng, he still insisted on letting the guests sleep on the bed, and they slept on the straw.

The three of them fled to the rivers and lakes and never slept anywhere. Now they were drunk again, and lay down on the straw, and the five of them slept together, and the quilt could not cover them, so the quilt was beaten horizontally, and only the upper half of the body was covered, and the ten legs of the five men were exposed.

Everything was quiet.

Yang Shucheng was drunk, but he couldn't sleep, he lay quietly.

The mountains were silent, and the chirping of grass insects outside the window came into the house loud and low.

The next room is the bride and groom's new house. Although this farmhouse has walls, the quality is not high, the walls are burst, and the roof is not there, and the sound of the two houses can be communicated.

At this time, I heard the voice of a couple from the neighboring house.

The two newcomers also knew that there were people living in this house, so they tried to keep their voices low, but the more the two young people talked, the more they talked, and they got a little carried away, although their voices were extremely low, they also came to this side of the house clearly.

The nine people who fell asleep in this room, four on the bed and five on the ground, were all motionless, I don't know if they were asleep, anyway, Yang Shucheng was very awake.

"Brother."

"Hmm."

"I see you drink a lot."

"Today is a day of great joy, and I drank a few big bowls of wine."

"I hid in the house, and I secretly counted them, and you drank eighteen bowls of wine, and you were all drunk."

"People are in good spirits when they are happy, you see where I am drunk."

"Brother, brother, you are so powerful, you are not drunk."

Then I heard the sound of rats fighting,

"Brother......

"Hmm."

"Who's that old man with a white goatee?"

"It's a distant cousin of mine."

"Why haven't I seen it?"

"You must not have seen him, his house is more than 20 miles away from my house, and he is almost out of Wufu, he has never been to my house, and I have never seen him."

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"What are you laughing at?"

"I laugh at your uncle."

"What's so funny about my uncle?"

"Your uncle is funny......

"I haven't made a sound for a long time, I'm in a hurry, you say it quickly, what's so funny about my uncle?"

"He, didn't he have a few front teeth?"

"Yes, he was knocked out of his front teeth by the horns of a cow when he was young, I was used to seeing it since I was a child, what is there to laugh about."

"And as he spoke, the stars flew about, and I saw twelve stars flying down from a plate. The others couldn't see it, and they all finished their dishes happily. ”

"What's so ridiculous about this, look at my spit......"

The two of them fought for a while, "How's it going?" ”

"Not very well."

"Have you eaten enough today? I'll bring you another bowl. ”

"No, I'm full. If it's cold at night, don't go out. ”

It was late at night, and there were holes in the walls, and it was time for rats, and a few rats came running into the house, scurrying around, and making a loud noise.

The people in this mountain are used to this mouse. A couple of newcomers didn't think it was strange, and still said their own words.

Then, a big cat slipped in, and chased these mice, going up and down the ground, soaring through the clouds, chasing these mice around.

The rat burrowed into the ground, and the cat had enough of making trouble, and slipped out, and everything was calm again.

"Brother, dear brother."

"Hmm."

"I want to pee."

"There's a urinal in the house, go pee."

"Brother......

"Well, what's wrong?"

"You carry me to pee."

Then I heard the sound of getting up, and sure enough, the groom got up with his bride in his arms and walked towards the urinal.

"Why don't you pee?"

"You brag and boast, I pee."

"Shh......h Shh......h

"Haha......" Suddenly there was a loud laugh from the groom's house, obviously not the groom's laughter, nor the bride's cry, it was a man's laughter.

There was one more man in the bridegroom's house.

It's one more thief.

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

The thief entered the new house when the two were not in the house, and when there was no one, he was about to steal some property, but when he came in, there was no one outside the door, and the thief could not get out.

If you can't get out, you can't get out, and the thief hides under the newlyweds' bed, and wants to take advantage of a couple of newlyweds falling asleep, stealing things and then leaving.

Unexpectedly, when the two newcomers were fighting in bed for a long time, the thief also endured it with all his might and did not make any noise.

Knowing that the two were going to pee, the thief couldn't help it, so he couldn't help laughing.

He also knew that he shouldn't laugh, so he covered his mouth with his hand, and laughter kept coming out.

The two newcomers watched as a thief crawled out from under the bed.

The bridegroom took a stick and threw it at the thief's head.

There was also an oil lamp on in the house, and when the thief saw the stick coming, he flashed it to the side, and he was also in a hurry, and took out the dagger in his bosom and stabbed it at the bridegroom.

He stabbed the bridegroom in the chest, and the bright red blood flowed out. When the bride saw this, she cried out in fright.