Gongsun Shuo, who came back to his senses, was busy saluting Ye Hao.

Then, he looked at the book that Ye Hao had thrown on the ground.

When he saw the Book of Heavenly Machines, Gongsun Shuo's eyes immediately appeared with a look of horror, and the whole person was stupid, only to feel a drum in his ears, roaring!

Hurriedly rushed over again, squatted down, and confirmed!

You can't go wrong! It's the Book of Heavenly Machines!

Such as a fake book of heavenly machines!!

Gongsun Shuo heard his master Yun Maniac say that the Book of Heavenly Machines is divided into three volumes: Earth, Heaven, and Immortals, and each volume is a treasure-like existence for the Heavenly Machine, and it cannot be obtained by those who are not destined for it.

"Boss Ye Hao, this is the Earth Scroll Heavenly Machine Book, I can use it to deduce the past and future of the Nether, I am a Heavenly Machine!!"

"Are you going to give it to me?"

Gongsun Shuo asked in a trembling voice, his heart seemed to jump out of his throat, and he only felt like he was going to suffocate.

"Over to you?"

Ye Hao smiled slightly, shook his head and said, "You have nothing to do with this Heavenly Machine Book." ”

"Missing?" Gongsun Shuo was stunned.

This Tianji Book was in front of him, and Ye Hao's boss actually said that he had nothing to do with this Tianji Book.

Why not?

If you give me the Book of Heavenly Machines, won't I have a fate with it!

And he is a heavenly machine master, controlling the heavenly machine book, he will be invincible and omniscient, after he becomes a follower of Ye Hao's boss, Ye Hao's boss can also benefit!!

Then.

There was a muffled grunt behind the three of them.

I saw Zhou Yuanqing, the elder of the Heavenly Array Peak, holding his stomach and running over with a painful face.

shouted: "Ye Hao Xiaoyou, help me, help me!" ”

"My stomach hurts unbearably, and I can't find the toilet paper for a while, and I hope Ye Xiaoyou will help!!"

When speaking, Zhou Yuanqing also put his legs together and pouted his buttocks, which was the same as a fathead fish.

"Elder Zhou, don't worry, since you have encountered such an urgent matter, how can I, Ye Hao, turn a blind eye."

Immediately, Ye Hao went to Gongsun Shuo's face, snatched the Tianji book, and handed it to Zhou Yuanqing.

urged: "Elder Zhou, go and relieve yourself, don't hurt yourself because of stomach pain!" Just go!! ”

Seeing this, Ling'er and Gongsun Shuo, the Heavenly Mechanic Master, who were standing next to him, were stupid.

What's the situation?

What does this mean??

The middle-aged man is clearly a good cultivator, but he is a monk, how can he have a stomachache. But that look, blushing, as if he had really suffered a lot!!

But Ye Hao's acting skills don't seem to be good, why did he say that he was going quickly, and there was a smile on his face.

Wrong!

Something is wrong!

"It's over, the young master is going to be a loser again!" Ling'er covered her face and said this.

Loser?

The book of the loser?

It's extremely precious, it's extremely important to the Heavenly Mechanic, and even once you get it, you will be protected by the Heavenly Mechanic as a life, is it really going to be someone else's toilet paper!

"Thank you Ye Xiaoyou for your help!"

Zhou Yuanqing, who took the book of heavenly machines, rushed towards the woods without saying a word.

"Wait! You wait! ”

"That's a book of heavenly machines, it can't be used as toilet paper, it can't be damaged!" Gongsun Shuo hurriedly stopped.

But how could a monk of the Pneumatic Realm stop Zhou Yuanqing, and he was immediately overturned.

"Get out of here!"

"Dare to block Lao Tzu from going to the toilet, what is your bate?"

"Oops...... No, no, it's coming out!! ”

Immediately, Zhou Yuanqing rushed into a small forest, squatted under the tree, and enjoyed himself.

"Cool!"

I couldn't help but scream.

"Don't say it, Elder Zhou's acting skills are much stronger than mine, and there is no flaw in the slightest." Ye Hao praised in his heart.

How did he know that in order to perfectly complete the task given by Ye Hao, Zhou Yuanqing took laxatives just now.

So.

Zhou Yuanqing didn't pretend at all, but he really had an unbearable stomachache and was really panicked!!

"Boss Ye Hao, stop that person quickly, don't ask him to destroy the Heavenly Machine Book!"

"If my Gongsun Shuo is guilty, I plead guilty, but that day Jishu is innocent!!"

Gongsun Shuo, who got up, only felt that he had never been worried.

Hurriedly ran to Ye Hao and pleaded.

"I'm sorry, I can't help you with this."

"As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, you can't let Elder Zhou wipe his ass without paper after he finishes going to the toilet." Ye Hao directly refused.

"Paper?"

"He didn't, I did!"

Hearing Ye Hao say this, Gongsun Shuo hurriedly took out the rice paper used for writing from the storage bag.

went to the tree in the distance, threw a large stack of rice paper, and shouted, "Elder Zhou, Grandpa Zhou, Ancestor Zhou...... You don't use the machine book to relieve your hands, use this rice paper. ”

"This rice paper is soft, skin-friendly, and fragrant, which is the most suitable for relieving hands."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the stack of rice paper was thrown out, and it flew like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers.

Zhou Yuanqing said unhappily: "What kind of rice paper, Lao Tzu doesn't like to use it, or the book given by Ye Xiaoyou is good, it is still shining, and there are no words on it, it is the most suitable for wiping your buttocks!" ”

"That's the Heavenly Machine Book, extremely precious, it's wordless, ancestor, don't you make it happen to me??" Gongsun Shuo shouted with a sad face, and his voice became a cry.

"I don't know what the book is, I just know that this game should be able to wipe your ass."

At this moment, Zhou Yuanqing, who was squatting there, actually listened to Gongsun Shuo's words and also knew the preciousness of this heavenly machine book.

In my heart, I felt a little panicked about Ye Hao's loser!!

If he loses, someone will be uncomfortable, but the poor boy doesn't know it, and he is still pleading.

Sting!

Heavenly Mechanic Gongsun Shuo tore his robe, and his face was about to turn into a bitter melon.

Yesterday, a robe was destroyed by lightning.

Today, because someone else went to the toilet, he destroyed another robe!!

He raised his robe, waved his arm, and shouted, "Grandpa Ancestor, you can do it, give me the Heavenly Machine Book, I will be of great use!" ”

"Look at how this robe is, it is made of soil silk, softer than the rice paper, wiping the butt is absolutely cool, ancestor you have an extraordinary temperament, go to the toilet and go to the toilet, with this robe, wipe the buttocks, it must be the top enjoyment!"

"Promise me when you are old."

Zhou Yuanqing, who was squatting, cared about Gongsun Shuo's words, he only remembered Ye Hao's explanation...... Be sure to use this day machine book to go to the toilet!!

Therefore, no matter the flood, no matter the hurricane wolf, he has to go to the toilet!

You also have to use this day machine book to go to the toilet!!

"Boy, don't talk nonsense, stay away, or it will splash on you, don't rely on me."

Pants!

Splinters!

After a catharsis, Zhou Yuanqing's pale face improved.

"Cool, really Nima Shuang!" He exclaimed bitterly.

casually, I opened the book of heavenly machines and tore off a page from it.

Sting!

The sound of the Tianji book being torn apart came, and Gongsun Shuo, who was still shaking his robe, was like a pendulum stagnant, and the whole person was stupid.

"Really, really tore up the Tianji Book!"

"That's a book of heavenly machines, there is no such a loser!"

Strings of hot tears rolled down from Gongsun Shuo's eyes, and his hanging heart seemed to be frozen in ice.

A sense of despair and confusion that I had never felt before spread in my heart.

The sky was bright, but Gongsun Shuo felt bleak.

It's like I've been drained of my strength!

Gongsun Shuo sat on the ground with his buttocks, and he sat there half-naked with his robe torn, hiding his face with his hands, crying.

"The Book of Heavenly Machines is ruined!"

"It was destroyed right in front of me, as a Heavenly Mechanic, I couldn't protect the Heavenly Machine Book!"

"I'm just a waste, I don't have the face to see Master, I'm not worthy of being a Heavenly Mechanic!!"

Sting!

The sound of Zhou Yuanqing tearing up the pages of the Tianji Book was heard again.

The voice seemed to tear Gongsun Shuo's heart, making him feel like falling into the abyss and cold pool, his heart was unstable, and he was crying, lying on the ground, pulling his hair, grief to the extreme.

The tearing sound in his ears was like a knife stabbing him with a puff.

The heart is dripping blood, and there is only endless despair!

"Young master, did Zhou Yuanqing listen to you, so he deliberately tore up the book of heavenly machines?" Ling'er guessed something.

Ye Hao said lightly: "That's the case, but I didn't expect Zhou Yuanqing's acting skills to be so good, and I didn't expect him to make that Gongsun Shuo so grief-stricken." ”

Hearing this, Ling'er persuaded in a low voice: "Young master, you are a loser, but this loser's behavior is a bit too much." ”

"Passed?"

Ye Hao smiled calmly: "No, it's just right, wait for that Gongsun Shuo to be happy and thank me." ”

"Do you believe it or not??"