Chapter 32 The drunken hero was poisoned and plotted against the petty service
At that moment, Li Cheng listened to Shen's words, and said with great joy: "A good wife is not bad. That is, he changed his clothes and went out to the palace and said: "I don't know that General Jiao came late at night, and he was not well greeted, and he was guilty of many lowly duties." How about the general come to the middle hall and sit down? Jiao Tinggui said: "Li Shoubei, these two heads." Do you know me? Li Chengdao: "I can't admit it." Jiao Tinggui said: "You are really a daredevil, take this treasure with me." Li Cheng promised, took the iron rod and head with both hands and said, "General Jiao, please come in." Jiao Tinggui entered the inner hall and sat down, shouting: "Li Shoubei, if Shangxian comes to your yazhong, should you be filial piety?" Li Chengdao: "It should be honored." Jiao Tinggui said: "I am here in person today, what do you say about the thoughtful welcome, only to deceive me for my good temperament, do you have an extra head on your neck?" Li Chengdao: "General Jiao, please calm his anger, if the general is used to coming, he will naturally serve from time to time, but the general suddenly comes, and he doesn't know his humble position, so he forgives and plays with leniency" Jiao Tinggui said: "Okay, since you don't know, don't come to compare." But I killed all the enemies of Big Wolf Mountain tonight, and now I want to turn back to the third level, there are still more than 100 miles, I haven't brought the plate fee, and I can't enter the wine shop, so I will sell the two heads to you, and quickly take out the plate fee. Jiao Tinggui said this brute to Li Cheng, nothing more than hoping for some wine and food, Li Cheng understood in his heart, and thought: What did he say to kill the big wolf mountain, I think the big wolf mountain soldiers are brave, he is so reckless, how can he have this means. These two heads, I don't know which one was unlucky enough to be killed by him, exaggerated and intimidated in front of me. That is, "General Jiao, you have no mounts, how can you say that you have killed all the robbers of Big Wolf Mountain, you have to coax me." Jiao Tinggui said: "What a Li Shoubei who doesn't understand, don't you know that the generals are planning but not brave, and the soldiers are expensive but not expensive." For the generals to retreat timidly in the army, they are cowardly husbands, not heroic generals. Li Chengdao: "The Great Wolf Mountain praises the Heavenly King, Zi Yachai, and Liang Meng Yang, heroes are world-famous, and there are more than 100,000 male soldiers, Generalissimo Yang can't win, General Jiao only has one person, how can he kill all his generals?" Jiao Tinggui sneered: "Do you say that I can't kill the Western Xia generals?" This is the head of King Zantian, this is the head of Ziyachai, it was killed by this pioneer himself, could it be that I stole it? What an illiterate Li Shoubei! Li Chengdao: "Sure enough, it was General Jiao who personally got rid of these two giants and made such a great contribution, which is really gratifying." But I don't know how to live and kill? I hope the general explains. Jiao Tinggui said: "Don't hide it from you, I shot down King Zantian with an arrow, cut off the head, hacked Zi Yachai to death with a simple knife, took his head, and killed 100,000 Xixia soldiers of Meng Yang and fled in all directions, killing so refreshingly." Li Chengdao: "May I ask the general, there is no bow and arrow, how can you shoot the king of Zantian?" Jiao Tinggui shouted: "Are your subordinates interfacing your boss?" Nosy! Li Chengnuo was silent and didn't dare to ask again. Jiao Tinggui said: "Two heads, I want to go back to the customs to report my merits, but I can't sell them to you." But now that I'm here, you're a subordinate, how can you treat each other today? Li Chengdao: "The humble post is a poor guard, it is really difficult to be filial, so I have to pay tribute to three glasses of wine, talk about the warmth, and bend for a while. ”
Jiao Tinggui said: "Do you want me to drink?" Well, as long as you eat the wine well, you won't delve into anything else. ”
Li Chengnuo continued to speak, and went inside to discuss with his wife: "Jiao Tinggui said that the arrow shot to praise the king of heaven, and the knife chopped the tooth guess, and there are two heads here." I want to think about Jiao Tinggui today, take the head to see Marshal Yang, and take the risk with the child Li Dai. When Marshal Yang learns about the saint, the father and son will definitely be crowned officials, won't they leave a name for eternity? Shen was overjoyed when he heard this: "The master is so insightful!" "Immediately ordered all the maids to arrange wine and food in the east kitchen. That Jiao Tinggui spoke absurdly, coaxed Li Cheng, confessed his merits, and claimed his own ability, how could he know that he would cause a catastrophe.
That night, Li Shoubei was willing to take this credit, so he put the sweat medicine in the wine, Jiao Tinggui was a greedy reckless man, seeing this wine and food, drinking and chewing, eating endlessly, eating crookedly, not a moment has been numb and soft, unable to move. Li Shoubei was full of joy when he saw it, so he explained to his son that Li Dai was a timid young man, and after listening to it, he said: "Daddy, this matter can't be done, and it needs to be discussed." Li Chengdao: "I have made up my mind, what do I need to discuss?" Li Dai said: "Daddy, the child thinks that this Jiao Tinggui is the vanguard under Marshal Yang, if Marshal Yang really sent him out of the enemy and made a meritorious service, and now Daddy killed him and went to take the merit, the marshal didn't believe it, and he cross-examined it, and he couldn't answer for a while, and he was about to be exposed." If the organ is leaked, this crime is as serious as the sky, and at that time, the father and son will not be able to escape the military law, which will make people laugh, and I hope that my father will consider it. Li Cheng sneered when he heard this: "Son, you are really a demented person." This is a gift sent, there is no reason, I and you secretly killed Jiao Tinggui, unknowingly, took two heads to the pass, only said that the father and son were in the flood patrol for thirteen nights, only to see Zantianwang, Ziyachai, in the flood mouth to rape the people's wife, my father and son disagreed, I shot an arrow to kill Zantianwang, you killed the son Yachai with a knife, took the head overnight, and went to Yuanmen to make contributions. Marshal Yang must have been overjoyed, and naturally Shen Zheng learned that the future of the first and second grades was as strong as a garrison, no one was respectful, and thousands of chief officials were old and poor. If you ask about wealth and glory, who is not delusional, at that time, Li Dai listened to his father's words, it was as easy as going up the ladder, his heart had changed, and he said: "Daddy, this matter should be done carefully." Li Chengdao: "If you don't do anything carefully, kill Jiao Tinggui, then rest assured that you will go to Sanguan to make contributions, Xuan Xuan is high, and you are a big man, so unhappy." Li Dai said: "Since Daddy is like this, he needs to kill Jiao Tinggui secretly." Li Chengdao: "This is also natural. You go and get a big rope, that is, Jiao Tinggui is firmly bound to Zhu" Li Dai just trembled, and Li Cheng scolded: "Useless thing!" This little thing will make you tremble. Li Dai said: "Daddy, this is something that the child is really not used to, so he can't get it." Li Chengdao: "If you can't kill one person now, how can you go into battle and fight?" Li Dai: "Daddy, so the child has to be a thousand chief officials to play." Li Cheng said: "So and get out of the way, wait for me to come!" Li Dai said: "Daddy, be careful, don't be killed by him." Li Cheng shouted: "Hugh is too much!" He picked up the sharp knife and shouted: "Jiao Tinggui, it's not that I'm unreasonable today; Jin Lu plus official, who doesn't want to kill you today, Hugh has to blame me for being unkind. ”
Between the words, I don't know why my heart was frightened, my courage was uncertain, and my arms were sore. Li Dai thought to himself: My father has a bit of a hard mouth. Then he asked, "Why didn't Daddy kill him?" At that time, Li Cheng took two steps forward, but he didn't feel that he was afraid to break his heart, Mo Yan killed people, and even the knife fell to the ground. Li Dai said: "Why is Daddy so stupid as not picking up sharp knives? Li Cheng said: "My son will come to help me, and I can accomplish this in a moment." Li Dai said: "My son has already said in advance, I really can't get this matter." Li Chengdao: "That's it, I'll come." Lifting the knife, he didn't feel that his hand was soft and trembling, and he fell down again, thinking: Could it be that this Jiao Tinggui shouldn't die on the knife, he should die in the water? Anyway, I can't help but throw him into the water. After waiting for a while, it was already the second watch, this Li Cheng was afraid that everyone would know that the incident was leaked, so he stayed until the night was quieter, Yahuan fell asleep, and everyone outside was asleep, so he asked Wang Long, who was guarding the door, to open the door, and the father and son took the stick rope, lifted Jiao Tinggui and went out of the house. Taking advantage of the moonlight, I hurried all the way. Shen waited for the father and son to come back in the mansion, and thought: Tonight hurt Jiao Tinggui, no one knows, if the father and son report this great achievement tomorrow, Marshal Yang will be happy, send the official back to the court to play the knowledge of the saint, wouldn't it be an official knight, and a slave will also be crowned, so it will not be glorious.
Speaking slowly, the Shen family was cranky, but said that Li Cheng and his son hurriedly carried Jiao Tinggui, and Li Dai said: "Daddy, where to leave him?" Li Chengdao: "Let's go to the Swallow River to send him down." Li Dai said: "There is a mountain in front of you, and there is water in the stream, throw him down, even if he can't drown, he will freeze to death." Li Chengdao: "This is not bad. The two of them carried it to the front of the mountain, and saw that the mountain stream, under the moonlight, was about a little deeper, but they did not know the shallow depth of the water. was about to leave Jiao Tinggui behind, and the father and son turned around, but they missed unexpectedly, and even the iron rod fell.
At that time, the father and son happily ran back, and it was still a bright moon. The Xi family is waiting, and the father and son are happy to come back, there is still a surplus of food, the husband and wife father and son, after eating a few cups, Li Chengdao: "Madam, this matter, God does not know, the ghost does not know, I took the head with the child, how about going to the pass overnight to make contributions?" Shen said: "Master, board the journey so quickly." That night, Li Cheng took the two heads of Zantianwang and Ziyachai, and went out of the house with his son Li Dai.
Shen rests in peace behind closed doors.
The words were divided into two ends, but it was said that Di Qin sent a fight out of the encirclement, walked like a horse, and came to the swallow river, and it was already moonlight. When Di Qing arrived at the Yanzi River that night, it was when Jiao Tinggui was waiting to die, so he divided the matter into two parts. This swallow river is ten miles away from Wuyunxun, it is the day Diqin sent down the big wolf mountain, do not see Jiao Tinggui, as soon as he arrives at the river, he remembers that the camp is on the other side of the river. Walking around the river, there are fifteen or sixteen miles, how is it good. Just because it was already a watch, I was in a hurry to rush back to the camp. But the water is so vast that there is no boat to carry it.
Just about to run along the river, add a few whips. Unexpectedly, when this dragon horse heard this, he stood upright, and Di Qing said: "It's strange! Could it be that the dragon horse can't cross the water! Unexpectedly, the horse nodded three times in a row, lowered its front legs, raised its hind tail, neighed, and was about to fly down the hole. Di Qing buckled the reins and said, "The horse can't go down the water!" As soon as you get out of the water, you and I can't live! ”
When the horse heard this, he jumped and galloped on the waves. Di Qing tightened his grip on the silk reins, and he couldn't help himself, so he had to go into the water with the horse. But when he saw that the horse spread its four hooves, it was like flat ground on the water. In the moonlit river, the horse's hooves leap into the water, and the golden light shines. Di Qing was also very frightened at the beginning, and when he got into the water, he didn't feel happy, and said with a smile: "Miaomiao! This horse is rare in the world, and it is a strange sight to be able to float on the water. But I subdued the demon in the Nanqing Palace, and you were originally born as a golden dragon turned into a horse, so you are still good at subduing water. In half a moment, Di Qing has crossed the Swallow River, and by the moonlight, he has run through dozens of hills. As soon as he arrived at the place where the camp was set up in the wilderness, he shouted loudly: "Zhang Zhong and Li Yi, are the two virtuous brothers here?" ”
It turned out that Zhang Zhong, Li Yi and Li Jiying couldn't find Di Ye that night, the three of them were worried, their clothes were robbed, and they didn't meet Di Qing, and the grain and grass were also robbed, and there were thousands of soldiers in the camp, everyone was hungry and cold. Suddenly, I heard the sound of shouting, and Di Qing had arrived in the camp. The three of them said in unison: "Although Di Ye is back, the clothes have been robbed. Di Qing said: "I have learned that all the grain, grass and horses have been lost, and this is a trivial matter. He asked Li Jiying why he got here, Jiying asked about the aftermath of escaping from the Prime Minister's Mansion, and he told him one by one, and he wanted to kowtow again, Di Qing hurriedly helped him up. Jiying took the golden sword, took the horses, and handed it over to the small army.
Zhang Zhong and Li Yidao: "Brother Di, you went to find a place to settle down and collect clothes, but you didn't come back for a day and night, but you were robbed of the clothes by the robbers of Mopan Mountain, set fire to the mountain overnight, and fled. Di Qing said: "Brother Xian, it's okay to lose your clothes, it's a trivial matter." Zhang Zhong and Li Yidao: "Losing the clothes is still a trivial matter, and it is necessary to lose the country before it can be regarded as a major event!" Di Qing said: "The virtuous brother doesn't know the details, although the clothes were robbed, today he has made great achievements, killed the king of Zantian, Zi Yachai, retreated 100,000 western soldiers, and can atone for his sins when he arrives at the pass." Zhang Zhong said: "My brother feels more and more ridiculous. Praise the king, Ziya guess, the hero is the world, Marshal Yang can't win, although you are a tiger general, in the end one person and one horse, he has 100,000 male soldiers, very sharp, where can you kill him? Hugh has come to coax us! Di Qing said: "I am not lying to coax you. "I am about to meet the old monk in the temple, give a message, meet Jiao Tinggui on the road, and know that the robbers of Mopan Mountain robbed and went to collect clothes and offered the big wolf mountain. I single-handedly went to the Big Wolf Mountain with Jiao Tinggui, and the arrows were removed from the king of Zantian, and the gold-faced people were collected and guessed, and explained in detail. Li Yidao: "Brother, since you have collected the two thief heads, you should also cut off his two heads and go to the three levels to make contributions, is it not that Marshal Yang will be allowed to believe it without evidence?" I don't know how Di Qing replied, how to get to the pass, and look at the next decomposition.