People often make excuses when they do something that they regret about it, and they will use words like "I can't help myself", "I was forced", or "the atmosphere is there", which can be summed up in three words...... I couldn't hold back.

For example, White, exotic, beautiful, meet a beautiful girl in a bar with music at night, and after a night, open your eyes at the same time with the beautiful girl in the morning, and the sun shines in through the window, what a wonderful scene? In any movie, it is an enviable and beautiful love.

White thought so at first, this girl was the type he had never seen before, knowledgeable, gentle and humble but so wild, and finally became the wildest cowboy in the West, and he was a crazy bull all night.

Yes, everything is the fault of the atmosphere, plus the alcohol is to blame, the hotel obviously provides Smurfs, why not use it?

White isn't the kind of person who doesn't ask each other's names after a night and ends up in the world. Of course, he is not a good person, and he keeps his contact information so that he can easily contact him when he remembers it later.

However, a month later, the beautiful woman, named Alice, who had the same name as the princess in the fairy tale, contacted White and told him that she was pregnant, and sent him a report from the hospital.

White felt that his brain was buzzing at that time, and after so many years of indulgence in love, he would kill people in the first time, and no one would be forced to change it.

After calming down, White thought about using the cruel way that Bai Lu said to solve it, giving her a sum of money, and then everyone was happy.

However, the "surprise" followed, this woman with the same name as the princess in the fairy tale is really a princess, although she is only a princess of the eighteenth line, and she doesn't even have the right to inherit the throne, but she is also a princess.

It wasn't just White who got the call, but also White's father, and then White was called home, and his father informed him that he was going to get married in a week.

White was very panicked, he had no experience in such a big thing as getting married, and he never thought that he would get married in his life.

What are the benefits of getting married? White believes that the purpose of marriage is to divorce, otherwise he can't think of any use in getting married. You can do other things even if you don't get married. If you get married, it's okay if you love each other for the rest of your life, but if you get divorced, you will also divide half of the family property, go to the door of the court and throw a brick, and hit ten people, nine of whom are here to fight divorce lawsuits, and eight of them are bankrupt because of divorce.

"So, that's all the story?" Bai Lu looked at White, whose face was no longer bright, and said with a smile: "I am happy to see that you are not happy." ”

"You don't want that." White took the two-dollar hot dog handed over by the stall owner, and squatted on the edge of the road with a grudge on his face: "We're best friends, shouldn't you comfort me at this time?" ”

"yes, didn't I fly for more than ten hours to comfort you?" Bai Lu patted White on the shoulder. "To comfort you, I'm going to throw you a bachelorette party and invite a whole bunch of models to ......"

"Don't say it, don't say it......" White covered his chest with one hand, his expression was extremely painful: "Here, here seems to have been hit by a bullet, ah, my beautiful single life is coming to an end." Ah, I ......"

"Stop yelling, your sausage has fallen to the ground." Bai Lu interrupted White's aria, and the sausage in the hot dog rolled on the ground twice and stopped, and White subconsciously reached out to pick it up, but there were faster ones than him. A stray dog swished over, grabbed a sausage and ran.

White was stunned for a moment, stood up and wanted to chase, but was stopped by Bai Lu.

"My sausage, that's my sausage!"

"Shall I buy you another one?"

"But that's my sausage." White hugged his head aggrievedly: "Even the dog came to bully me!" ”

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The black guy who sells hot dogs is not surprised, after all, this is Los Angeles, and there are not a few people who go crazy every day, those Luo Piao who have dreams of stardom come with a smile, cry and walk more, and even hanged themselves, jumped into the river, shot themselves in the head, and persevered into the Fernando Valley, what kind of movie is not made, right.

"Is it delicious?" Looking at White, who swallowed a hot dog in three bites after venting his emotions, Bai Lu was a little curious. If this thing is replaced with hot sauce and sprinkled with cumin sesame seeds, he can still eat it, but seeing the thick ketchup and salad dressing on it, Bai Lu feels that he may get diabetes if he takes a bite.

"Didn't eat it." White pulled out a ten-dollar bill and handed it to the hot dog guy. "One more, no need to look for it."

"I haven't eaten in two days." White ate a hot dog and drank a Coke, and let out a satisfied sigh: "So the food is so wonderful." ”

"Let's go, I'm done eating, I'll take you to relax and relax."

White was happy at first, then his face drooped again, and he said listlessly: "Don't go, I'm not interested, even if you take over the entire Fernando Valley now, I'm not interested." ”

"Who said they were going to take you there? I'm a serious person. ”

"And where are you taking me?" White scratched his head. "Is there a good place in Los Angeles that I didn't know about?"

The two got into the car, Bai Lu drove, and by the way, he used his mobile phone to navigate, and after driving for twenty minutes, the car stopped in front of a three-story building with a parking lot in front of the door.

Public baths!

Yes, that's what it says on the door.

This is a place that Bai Lu inquired about before he came, and there is no other semicolon in the whole of Los Angeles.

Of course, there is also an English translation on it, and White looked at it and didn't understand why Bai Lu brought him to take a bath.

Entering the door, the decoration of the bath hall gave Bai Lu a feeling as if he was in China, especially the words of the welcome brother at the door, "Welcome, two VIPs", the special tone was even more familiar, and the only thing that ruined the beauty was that the welcome brother saw White, and deliberately shouted in English.

Changing shoes, taking the cards, and entering the locker area, White was a little overwhelmed with the cards.

"Why are you stunned?" Bai Lu said as he undressed. "You're going to take a shower with your clothes on?"

"Do you want to strip naked?" White looked at the bathing area and squirmed. "Are so many people washing together?"

"What's the matter, you're shy?" Bai Lu said hesitantly.

"It's embarrassing." White struggled to take off his T-shirt and rubbed his hands back and forth on the waistband of his trousers. "Why don't you forget it? If you want to take a shower I can take you somewhere else, I know one place is exceptional. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, if you don't take it off, I'll take it off for you." Bai Lu has been stripped naked.

"Don't face me!" White turned around like a shy little daughter-in-law. "Okay, I'll take it off, I'll take it off, don't touch me!"

Finally, the two entered the bathing area, White protected his chest with one hand and his crotch with the other, and walked in with small steps by the wall, walked to the edge of the pool, and immediately jumped in.

White's idea was to jump into the water quickly, more or less covered. The idea was good, but he didn't look at the temperature of the water before going down, and just went in and screamed, and then crawled out in a hurry.

"You dare to go down forty-two degrees." Bai Lu teased. "Go to the side one, the water next to it is slightly cooler."

After soaking in the pool for ten minutes, White gradually let go, not as squirming as when he first came in, he figured it out, anyway, everyone is a man, who doesn't know what he has on him.

After running to the pool to take a bath, White intermittently let out the sound of killing pigs, from the initial death to Pu to the later winter death, the whole person was rubbed like a hairy crab only fished out of a hot pot, hanging a body of milk salt into the sauna.

"You should have brought me earlier." White poured a scoop of water on the stone, picked up a towel soaked in cold water, wiped his face, and let out a comfortable sigh. "Why did I grow up in Los Angeles and never knew there was such a place? It's simply the best treat in the world. ”

"That's because you haven't driven a Cadillac." Bai Lu said a joke. "If you want to drive a Cadillac, the car navigation will automatically guide you."

White took it seriously: "Really? I'll buy one when I get back. ”

After steaming enough, going out to flush, and then changing into newly bought pajamas, White asked in surprise, "Isn't it over yet?" ”

"Of course it's not."

Bai Lu walked to the staircase with a familiar car, and the waiter at the staircase immediately said: "Two VIPs on the second floor, receive it!" "It's over, it's also in English.

White followed Bai Lu to the second floor like a curious baby, and a waiter took the two into the private room, and then asked Bai Lu if he wanted tea and massage.

"Let's have a pot of pu'er." Bai Lu didn't look at the list, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old bather. "Call two more technicians."

The waiter immediately went out to call someone, and before the tea came up, the technician had already arrived.

As soon as White saw the two technicians, his eyes lit up, and Bai Lu said directly to the waiter: "Change the batch." ”

The waiter was stunned for a moment, and looked at Bai Lu with some embarrassment: "Sir, we are regular here." ”

"I know it's regular." Bai Lu said with a smile. "Change two male technicians, you need good skills and big hands."

"Oh, you say this, okay, you wait a minute."

After a while, the two male technicians arrived, Bai Lu was happy when he saw it, and the familiar feeling came back, two fifty or sixty-year-old uncles.

"Oh, uncle, you can do it with this hand." Bai Lu's feet were pinched and hurt. "Professional enough."

Uncle is also quite able to chatter: "Then no, we are a traditional craft, I have been doing this since I was fifteen years old, I am sixty-three this year, I have been working for almost fifty years, if it weren't for the sake of making money for my son to buy a house, how dare I go abroad, I didn't hear that I came to go abroad to earn a knife, then I can't embarrass our Chinese people, right?" ”

White looked confused: "What are you talking about?" ”

"It's okay, ask if you're comfortable."

"Comfortable, very comfortable." White nodded repeatedly, he had enjoyed all kinds of massages, but this was the first time that this massage almost broke his bones.

Especially when scraping, it hurts very much, so painful that White once again made a pig-like scream, and then cupping after scraping, it almost made him faint to death, but it hurt like this, but after that, there was a feeling of changing his body, and the whole person felt light and fluttering, and he was so comfortable that he didn't want to.

For a moment, White even wondered if he had some masochistic tendencies.