"You said that today's children, even family members dare to find someone to pretend, how dare we when we were young." Bai Lu sat on the sofa and looked at it. "These shoes are uncomfortable to wear, grind the heels, buy another pair tomorrow."

"Are you running to pretend to be a father?"

"Fake, fake, how can I have such a big child, do you look at my appearance, like someone who can give birth to such a big child?"

Qiao Xiaoqiao looked at Bai Lu with a smile: "Fake?" Is that going to be true someday? ”

Bai Lu felt that something was wrong, and when he looked up, he found that Qiao Xiaoqiao was looking at him, smiling very strangely, his eyelids jumped suddenly, and he quickly explained: "It's fake, it's fake, how can it be true, besides, you don't know how old that kid is, how can it be true." ”

"What are you anxious about?"

"I'm not in a hurry."

"You're not in a hurry, why is your voice getting higher?"

"Didn't I rush to explain it to you?"

"Isn't that still in a hurry?"

“……”

"Teasing you, I'm not a vinegar bottle." Seeing Bai Lu's blushing face and thick neck, Qiao Xiaoqiao couldn't help laughing and broke his work. After laughing for a while, he said. "Actually, I also want to tell you something, but I'm afraid you will think too much."

Bai Lu was stunned: "What do you want to tell me?" Actually, do you have a boyfriend? ”

"Go, what nonsense." Qiao Xiaoqiao punched Bai Lu in the shoulder.

"What's that?" Bai Lu was on the verge of death. "You were a man for the first twenty years?"

"You're the man!"

"I'm a man." Bai Lu pulled Qiao Xiaoqiao over and looked at each other affectionately: "It's okay baby, even if you used to be a man, I don't dislike you, what do you say?" Life is too short, so why not give it a try. Besides, now that technology is so developed, and our family is rich, we will definitely be able to fulfill your dream of being a mother! ”

"Which tendon is wrong for you today?" Qiao Xiaoqiao pressed Bai Lu on the sofa with a smile, turned over and rode up, and opened the bow left and right with his small fist. "Make you mad at me, make you mad at me."

Bai Lu shouted: "Help, domestic violence......"

"Scream, no one will pay attention to you if you scream and cut your throat."

"Hit me again, I can resist!"

"How dare you, ah......"

Dare not, anyway, in less than a minute, there was a horn of attack in the bedroom, and who won and who lost and who won, only the next day would know.

……

"What did you want to tell me yesterday?" Bai Lu played with his fingers around Qiao Xiaoqiao's hair, and the air conditioner blew out a comfortable temperature that made people not want to get up.

"What did you say yesterday?"

"It's just that you say you have something to tell me, and you're afraid that I'll think too much."

"That's what you say." Qiao Xiaoqiao laughed and said. "I mean, there's a guy at the gym who is chasing me."

"What?" Bai Lu was furious and jumped up directly from the bed. "He doesn't know that the dry food of the Lord can't be touched, and the one with milk is not necessarily a mother? What is he going to do? Rebellion? ”

"What are you talking about? Do you want to talk about cross talk? "Joe Xiao Joe is broken." Lie down, lie down, walk the birds? Be careful that the air conditioner blows you a cold. ”

"No, I have to go with you today, I want to see who is so fat and dares to pry the corner of my white land!"

"Lie down." Qiao Xiaoqiao pulled Bai Lu back to the quilt and said with a smile: "Look, I said you would think about it more." ”

"I didn't think much of it." Bai Lu emphasized. "I just want to see who ate the bear's heart leopard gall."

"Okay, okay, you go." Qiao Xiaoqiao said. "I've already said that I have a boyfriend and I'm getting married, and he won't pester me."

"That's because you don't know men too well." Bai Lu pouted. "Men are not good things, wives are not as good as concubines, concubines are not as good as stealing, stealing is better than stealing, mothers are their own good, wives are still other people's wonderful, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves and ......"

"Full of mouth, you want to go to graduate school?" Qiao Xiaoqiao laughed crow's feet. "Look at the people who excited you, they all attacked indiscriminately, aren't you a man? According to you, you're not a good thing anymore? Or whose house are you thinking about? ”

Bai Lu was stunned: "What about yours, why did you say that you came to me again?" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, get up."

After getting up, washing, cleaning up and having breakfast, Bai Lu followed Qiao Xiaoqiao to the gym, today he plans to take root in the gym to see who is so fat. Of course, it's not that Bai Lu is jealous, someone likes his girlfriend, which proves that he has a good vision, but if he likes it, you can only look at it, you can't touch it, and Qiao Xiaoqiao is not the kind of woman who can fool with sweet words, take a bouquet of roses and say a few words of love that no one can move except for herself, this set will not work in Qiao Xiaoqiao.

When he arrived at the gym, Bai Lu first changed his clothes and went swimming, and as soon as he swam a few laps, he saw Zhang Xiao squatting on the shore eating steamed buns.

"Yo, fried buns? Bring me one. ”

"Go aside." Zhang Xiao dodged back. "I deliberately got up half an hour early and went around a lot to buy it, wanting to eat it and buy it myself."

"Why are you so stingy?" Bai Lu suddenly threw water on Zhang Xiao's body, Zhang Xiao reacted quickly, and hurriedly lifted the bun above his head, got up and hid back with a swish.

"You're really not a thing, you can't eat and you turn the table, right?" Seeing that Bai Lu was about to stir up the water again, Zhang Xiao turned around and ran, not forgetting to chatter while running. "You wait, you wait for me, I'll go and sue my boss, don't run if you have the ability, wait for you to die."

All day, Bai Lu stayed in the gym until it was almost six o'clock in the afternoon, and finally waited for the fat man who had been waiting for a day.

Far away, the first thing I saw was a particularly conspicuous bouquet of roses, so the boss held a handful, blocking everyone tightly,

"Your rival is here." Zhang Xiao appeared next to Bai Lu out of nowhere.

"I know."

"You know......" Zhang Xiao suddenly realized. I said, why did you come here early in the morning, and you stayed for a day, and you came for your rival in love. ”

"Rivals in love are not counted." Bai Lu is not in a hurry. "My little Joe is not easy to fool."

Soon, Bai Lu saw the appearance of the so-called "rival in love" clearly, and at that glance, Bai Lu was not interested.

A man in his forties, wearing a bodybuilding vest on his upper body, leather pants and leather boots on his lower body, a chicken pimple, a ponytail, and a golden Rolex on his wrist, dressed himself like a European and American street motorcycle D. Bai Lu felt that he should contact White and ask him to send this to Los Angeles, which should satisfy the strange aesthetics of some little sisters.

Bai Lu bets that even if Qiao Xiaoqiao doesn't have a boyfriend, or any woman, as long as the aesthetics are normal, he will not fall in love with such a man.

Of course, Bai Lu does not discriminate against anyone, whether it is a person who likes to wear fancy clothes or a big man in women's clothing, it is someone else's freedom to wear how others like. In the same way, he feels that strange is also his freedom.

The ponytail man walked to the front desk, put the roses aside, propped one elbow on the front desk, posed in a cool pose, and asked the little girl at the front desk, "What about your boss?" ”

The little girl at the front desk didn't know if it was instructed by Qiao Xiaoqiao, or if she was very clever herself, and her smile was very welcoming: "Sir, do you want to apply for a card?" ”

"I don't have a card." The ponytail man said. "I'll find your boss."

"The boss is not here, is the boss lady okay?" After the little girl finished speaking, she beckoned in the direction of Bai Lu. "Boss, someone is looking for you."

Zhang Xiao burst out laughing when he heard this, and pushed Bai Lu: "Boss, what about you, hurry up." ”

When he heard that the boss was not there, the ponytail man was stunned for a long time, and when he turned his head, he saw Bai Lu.

"Hello, the boss is not here, I'm the boss's wife, what's the matter?" Bai Lu asked with a serious face. "What's the matter?"

The ponytail man is not a cool villain with an IQ lower than the level, and when he saw this posture, he knew that he was teasing him, so he looked Bai Lu up and down, and laughed "Huh".

"Boss, he's laughing at you!" Zhang Xiao didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he stabbed Bai Lu's arm and said to the ponytail man Nunu. "He looks down on you."

"Children, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense." The ponytail man looked at Zhang Xiao, and his gaze returned to Bai Lu. "You're Miss Qiao's boyfriend, right?"

"No, it's not." Bai Lu shook his head.

"Isn't it?" The pony-tailed man was stunned for a moment, could it be that his judgment was wrong?

"Yes, no, she's the boss, I'm the boss." After speaking, Bai Lu also deliberately emphasized it. "It's not a boyfriend."

The pony-tailed man knew that he had been tricked, but he just frowned, and then said in a tone that came over: "Young man, it's useless to take advantage of words, this society is very realistic, and a flamboyant tongue can't let you gain a foothold in society." ”

He shook his Rolex wrist: "Material is the basis of life, money, is a symbol of social status, we have been paying attention to the right person since ancient times, do you know what it means?" ”

"Yes." Bai Lu nodded.

"It's good to know." The ponytail man had a teachable expression. "So, if the identities of two people don't match, they won't be together for long, let's just say my watch, 50,000 yuan, my motorcycle, 300,000 yuan...... What you have to think about now is not how to eat soft rice, but how to make money, understand? ”

Bai Lu turned his head to look at Zhang Xiao: "Aren't we pretending to be an urban cool article with a slap in the face?" ”

Zhang Xiao held back his laughter and was quite uncomfortable, and his words were puffy: "No...... No, haha......"

The ponytail man was dissatisfied: "What are you laughing at?" Am I not right? ”

"Yes, yes, that's right." Zhang Xiao waved his hand heavily: "Hehe, I just remembered the happy thing, my wife gave birth." ”

Bai Lu nodded: "I can prove this, it's true...... Don't say anything about it yet, what do you say now? ”

Zhang Xiao couldn't help it, and laughed out loud: "Crooked mouth, you hurry up and crook your mouth." ”