In Bai Lu's memory, the eldest sister Poplar is the type who dares to climb trees in a skirt, chase a dog with a brick, and is often praised as "this girl is a real man" when she goes to college.

Looking at Zheng Fangyu with a five-fold crotch in one hand, supporting the wall with the other, and standing there with a painful face, Bai Lu couldn't help but tremble, just at that moment, he seemed to hear the sound of some kind of ball breaking, and couldn't help but ask, can this still be used? Even in an instant, the idea of writing a sword book to ward off evil spirits was born.

"Sister, calm down!" Bai Lu hugged Bai Yang from behind, just like that, Bai Yang was still jumping and struggling to stretch his legs, if she was allowed to kick it again, Zheng Fangyu would really be useless.

Bai Lu is not afraid of fighting, whether it is in his previous life or in this life, he is not a person who is afraid of fighting when he is in school, but as he gets older, he will not participate in such a thing as fighting, after all, the consequences of winning or losing are not very good.

"Let go of me." Poplar struggled and shouted. "Lao Tzu didn't let him beat his chickens and eggs today, and Lao Tzu wrote his name upside down."

"Who, who are you?" The woman I saw in the gym before also came out of it, Bai Lu looked good on the spot, this woman was still wearing makeup when she was in the gym, she would take off her makeup, at least she was in her fifties, how could the surname Zheng get her mouth down? Do you have any special hobby for silt mussels? Or did you go to school on a small day, just take a bite of fresh fishy sashimi?

"Fang Yu, what's wrong with you?" The woman saw Zheng Fangyu covering his crotch with a painful face, and then looked at Bai Yang's posture, and immediately screamed. "Who are you? How do you hit someone? Security, security...... Alarm. ”

Five-star hotels are not called five-star just by hanging stars, and the supporting facilities and services are not bad, and each floor is equipped with cleaning, waiters and security.

The woman's voice was like a megaphone, and it had an unusually strong penetrating power in the quiet corridor, and it was difficult for the security guards to hear it.

The security guard was a tall and strong man, about thirty years old, who ran over to see the situation and suddenly understood in his heart.

Live for a long time, as long as you live for a long time, you can encounter any strange and bullshit things, and after working in the hotel for a long time, all kinds of things that only exist in film and television dramas can often be encountered, such as the original partner with a group of people to catch the mistress, and a woman who cheated on her colleagues and was blocked in the room by her husband, this kind of thing is not uncommon, so the security guard can see what is going on at a glance. Isn't it a peacock man who is a rich woman, and was found by his girlfriend, it's not strange.

But as a security guard, he had to take care of it, and neither side could be offended, so he could only block in the middle: "Calm down, everyone calm down." ”

"Call the police, call the police, they beat people." The woman screamed, not forgetting to care about Zheng Fangyu. "Fang Yu, are you okay? Fang Yu? Fang Yu, you have a word. ”

The security guard did not hesitate, directly took out his mobile phone to call the police, trained before entering the job, and called the police when encountering guests, no matter what the situation, don't talk about those who don't, and don't say that they are afraid of the hotel's reputation, just call the police directly.

Bai Lu calmed down, not because he wanted to open it, but his ribs were a little painful because of Bai Lu, but Bai Lu didn't dare to let go, just look at Bai Yang's eyes, just like a hunting dog that saw a rabbit, Bai Lu was worried that as soon as he let go, Bai Yang would go up and bite people.

"Let it go, I'm not your daughter-in-law, what are you holding me all the time?" Poplar kicked Whiteland in the calf with his heel.

"Sister, you promise not to do it again!"

"I promise."

"I don't believe it."

"You're going to die, aren't you?" After speaking, he kicked Bai Lu's calf with his heel. This kick was quite strong, and it happened to kick Bai Lu on the cheek bone, and it hurt so much that Bai Lu almost jumped up.

……

The police came quickly, and when he saw the police coming, Bai Lu let go of Bai Yang, what kind of hand did he do, what age is it now, he is fighting for his brain, if he doesn't stop the eldest sister, isn't she going to be a nobleman.

"What's going on? Who called the police? The police asked.

"I reported it." The security guard raised his hand. "I don't know the specifics, but the customer asked to call the police."

"Police, police, they beat people." The woman rushed over and pulled the police to give a blind command. "You hurry up and arrest people, and then call an ambulance, you see that people are beaten."

"Madam, don't get excited, let go of me first." The policeman broke free of the woman's hand and looked at Zheng Fangyu, this will be a little more relieved, at least his face is not so ugly, but he still has to hold on to the wall when he stands there, and he habitually clamps the outer figure.

No matter who reported to the police, the party was at the scene, and the police also wanted to ask the party again, Zheng Fangyu was silent for a long time, and finally said that he would not pursue it.

"Don't let me see you again." Bai Yang pointed at Zheng Fangyu, and said to the woman: "I'm older than my mother, let's have a snack." After speaking, he beckoned Bai Lu to go.

"Just gone?" In the elevator, Bai Lu was a little puzzled, he came by plane in the middle of the night, just to kick an egg?

"If you don't stop me, I'll tear him alive." Poplar snorted coldly. "How do I get there in the middle of the night? I'm on the last plane, go, give you my ID, go down and open a room for me. ”

"Why me?"

"This is a five-star hotel, is it easy for me to make some money?"

"Sister, your money is earned, and your brother and mine are blown by the wind?"

"It's similar to the wind."

"Then I have to go back and get my phone first, otherwise what will I pay? Brush your face? As he spoke, Bai Lu suddenly reacted. No, sister, you don't need to open another room, I'm a suite, two bedrooms. ”

Bai Yang turned his head to look at Bai Lu: "Then you didn't say it earlier?" I'm all down. ”

Bai Lu said innocently: "You didn't ask either." ”

After returning to the room, Bai Lu snorted: "Sister, doesn't your ex-boyfriend know about our family's family situation?" "If Bai Lu Xunsi's surname Zheng knew, he wouldn't have come to the rich woman, this is more than he still wants to lie down as soon as possible.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Poplar snorted coldly.

"You're not stupid, you're too witty, give you a thumbs up." Bai Lu gave a thumbs up and shook it. "I won't tell you, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, don't do anything stupid."

"Fuck off, you."

……

Because he was woken up by Poplar last night, Bai Lu got up a little late the next day, and when he opened his eyes, it was more than half past eight, he got up and washed up, and found that Poplar hadn't gotten up yet, so he knocked on the door, and there was no response inside, Bai Lu was shocked, don't be too sad last night, hang yourself on the ceiling in the house, right?

Why didn't you jump from the upper floor? Bai Lu thought that if he jumped from the upper floor, then someone from the hotel would have come up to look for him. Besides, the windows of high-rise hotels can only be opened, and it is not possible to open them wide.

I pressed down the doorknob, the door was not locked, I opened the door and entered, there was no one on the bed, and there was a sound of running water in the bathroom.

"Sister?" Bai Lu quietly opened the door to the bathroom, what if she was going to drown herself with the washbasin?

"What?" Poplar's voice came from within. "If you dare to come in, you will be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life."

Bai Lu breathed a sigh of relief, his voice was full of anger.

"It's okay, I thought you were going to drown yourself if you couldn't do it."

"Fuck off, go get breakfast."

"Okay, what are you eating?"

"You look at it."

Bai Lu went out to call for breakfast, and when the food was delivered, he called Liu Jinnian again, and he didn't dare to say anything about Bai Yang, so he asked when he would leave, but Liu Jinnian said let Bai Lu go back first, she still had to stay for a few days.

When breakfast was delivered, Bai Yang also happened to come out and beckoned Bai Lu: "Come and blow my hair, I can't blow it in the back." ”

"This breakfast has been delivered, finish eating."

"Hang it out, let you come, so much nonsense."

"Blow, blow, blow." Bai Lu took a hair dryer to connect the power supply, and Bai Yang moved a chair and sat down. "Sister, I don't understand something, you just say you blow your hair, now I'm here, I can help you blow the back of your head, usually you live alone, who will help you blow your hair? Dry it naturally? ”

"How's that going to work?" Poplar Road. "I don't usually wash my hair at home, so if I want to wash my hair, I go out and find a barber shop to wash it."

"Or are you smart." Bai Lu said hesitantly. "Wasn't Sister Zhang Lan on the hot search two days ago, my eldest brother called me, I was so anxious as if I was something, I wondered what was the use of him calling me, Weibo was not opened by me, I can still withdraw the hot search for him."

"You brothers have had bad brains since childhood." Aspen strikes indiscriminately.

"Look at what you're saying." Bai Lu blows Poplar's hair while observing her expression in the mirror. "Sister, are you really okay?"

Poplar raised his eyelids: "What's the matter with me?" ”

"It's from a happy little fairy to a single dog."

"What can I do?" Poplar removed a strand of hair from his face. "It's just a breakup, there is no such thing as dead or alive, and it's not a little girl of seventeen or eighteen, anyway, I can see it, men don't have a good thing."

"Sister, the blow area is a bit wide." Bai Lu pointed to himself. "I'm just good...... No, let you go around, I'm a good man, you know me, I never mess with flowers. ”

"You?" Poplar sneered. "Do you want me to remind you? What did you do when you were in college? Well? ”

"No, I'm dead."

This is the truth, the original Bai Lu who shouted "These are not what I want" had already thrown himself into the swimming pool and drowned, and now Bai Lu is a brand new Bai Lu, Bai Lu who wants everything.

"Look, what am I talking about?" Poplar sneered. "You men, when you mention the past, the former me is dead, and the current me is not the previous me, so you will do this."

Sometimes people often don't believe the truth, but it is easier to believe those lies, and if you say too many lies, you won't become the truth, but you will use another lie to make up for the previous lie.

This reminded Bai Lu of a foreign short film about lies, a woman was going to give birth to a child, but the father of the child ran away, so he pulled a man in the hospital and asked him to sign, and later the police came to ask if the man was the father of the child, and the man was afraid that the police would catch him, so he lied and said yes. The next life can be regarded as being watched by the police, from the children to kindergarten, to elementary school, to middle school to college, and finally to get married, the police still stare at him all day long, and he has lived with the woman who held him in the hospital for the rest of his life.

"You didn't wake up and you went to sleep, staring at what were you stunned for? Burned my hair again. ”

"Okay, okay, you can blow it yourself." Shiraku gave the hair dryer to Poplar. "Sister, when will you return?"

"I'll be back later."

"Then let's go back together." Bai Lu said. "Our mother will be here with her classmates for a few days."

"How many days?"

"I didn't say it."

"Then I won't go back." Poplar suddenly had a new idea. "I'm going to play here for a few days."

"Play, just relax, then I'll go back by myself, and I'll give you a room for three days when I leave, and you can live here."

"You play with me."

"Why?" Bai Lu was not very happy. "I have a daughter-in-law at home, if you want to be bored, you find a boyfriend...... Sister, I'm willing to accompany you, really, in fact, I really want to go out with you, don't get me wrong, you put down the hair dryer first, don't hurt yourself. ”

"If you don't open a pot, you will be beaten." Satisfied with the aspen continued to blow his hair. "Is there anything fun about Lianzhou?"

Bai Lu shook his head: "I don't know, I'm not a local." ”

"Then take your mobile phone to check, give you a time for breakfast, if you can't find out, you will be miserable."

"Check, I'll check." Bai Lu sighed, people say that you have to beat your younger brother while you are young, and when your younger brother grows up, he can't beat him, how can he not work? The eldest sister said that he would still fight if he beat him, and he really couldn't beat it, but the eldest sister had learned free fighting, and her rank was not low.

While having breakfast while taking the mobile phone to check the travel guide, the strategy is basically the same, Lianzhou is close to the sea, most of the tourism projects are related to the sea, and the most suitable thing for this month is to go to the beach to play.

"What's there to do at the beach?" Poplar sucks porridge. "Another."

"Why don't you go to the beach?" Bai Lu proposed. "I see that there are also yachts to rent here, why don't we rent a yacht and go to sea?"

"Don't go, what's the fun of going to sea."

"Yes." The white land thief smiled sheepishly. "We must not have any fun, but I can find you some people, wait for me to contact you, find you some tall and handsome male models, just wear a swim trunk, a body of muscles, you can touch it if you want, you want to ...... Sister, please put down the fork! ”

"Give you another chance." Poplar lowered his fork. "Organize the language well, and by the way, gather your disbanded brains as well."

"Sister, I thought about it, let's go to the amusement park, there is a big amusement park here, and then go shopping, as long as you fancy it, I will pay, even if you want to buy the mall, I will swipe the card without saying a word."

Bai Yang looked at Bai Lu and nodded with satisfaction: "Isn't this a human speech?" ”