Chapter 21: The Man with the Umbrella
Hum! Eat mine and spit it out!
Don't think that your biogas scum physique is amazing, and you dare to suck my negative energy value? Pick it out for you in minutes.
Zhou Le, who was eating instant noodles on the train, was very happy after receiving the negative energy from Sister Zha.
Flattered~
The rate of instant noodles has increased a lot.
Last night, although two rooms were opened, but in the end the two slept in the same room, and Gunaliza drank and drank and fell asleep, and the great Wusu was too brutal to kill him.
Bai Huahua is a beautiful woman paralyzed in her arms, such a God-given opportunity......
How could Brother Le miss it?
With his backhand, he put her on the carpet, lifted her clothes and pulled down her pants, hehehe...... Draw a giant turtle on her belly.
With such a good-looking belly, it's a pity not to draw a turtle, and there is a vest line?
Yes?
Why not put it in bed?
Who is she bed, so where does my brother Le sleep?
However, Zhou Le is still a little human, and before leaving in the morning, he found that this girl was sleeping too cool with her belly exposed, and thoughtfully covered her with a blanket.
[Current negative energy value: 1453]
This trip is worth it!!
Who would have thought that just recording such a broken show as "Idol Intern" would get more negative energy than the previous three shows combined?
One step closer to the longevity card of 99999 points!
Zhou Le likes this show a little now, not only the tutors are casual and forced to pretend casually, but also have big breasts...... No, there are also cute little Ji and little stone.
[Main quest A: Win the championship of "The Voice of China" and reward 8888 points of negative energy value. γ
[Main quest B: Win the championship of "Happy Boys" and reward 9999 negative energy points. γ
[Main quest C: Win the championship of "Good Chinese Songs" and reward 7777 points of negative energy. γ
[Main quest D: Increase the influence of the "Idol Intern" program, and reward 5555 points of negative energy for each level of promotion. γ
[Cultivation Task: Help the stupid beauty Guna Liza become a better version of herself, rewarding 15888 points of negative energy. γ
[Cultivation Progress: 2%]
The main quest is okay, but the cultivation task has obviously increased by 1%, why is there no reward? Last time.
The more you get to the back, the harder it gets?
Suck~
Zhou Le finished eating noodles and drank soup.
The passengers next to him stared at him in unison, as if they were watching aliens mate.
Stunned!
Zhou Le disliked them for not being knowledgeable.
As we all know, instant noodle soup is ten times more delicious than noodles, especially with pickled pepper and beef flavor, and you can't waste a single bite of soup.
Everyone said that we all understand the truth, but why do you eat bagged instant noodles?
Still drinking soup?
Because bagged instant noodles are cheap!
Qian Zhoule is not too short, the work of the "Lezi Funeral Group" plus the bar singing, also earned some, but it was all used to buy guitars.
In order to use a good guitar for the competition, Zhou Le didn't even dare to buy a smartphone.
Zhou Le took a straw to drink the instant noodle soup in the bag, put it in a garbage bag, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth elegantly, and then wiped the straw, the straw could not be thrown, and he still used to eat instant noodles and drink noodle soup on the road, and he didn't bring chopsticks.
Everyone showed an expression of admiration, no wonder this product can be on TV!
He's so sassy!
Zhou Le felt that it was commonplace, and he still needed a bowl to eat instant noodles?
No wonder you can't get on TV!
Then, he pulled out his phone, in which lay seventeen unread text messages from Gunaliza, five missed calls.
Skip!
Zhou Le clicked on the text message sent by Uncle Wang.
"Lezi, I helped you think about the brokerage company, with your rotten personality, it is easy to be hidden, if you just want to be a pure musician, I suggest you sign Shaocheng Generation, that is, my company."
"Originally, I helped you talk about two singing programs, but later people watched the video of your mentor, and things turned yellow again."
"Our Chuanyin students are good, but it's a pity that they are too far away from the capital and Shanghai, Guangzhou, and most of them can only rely on the draft. You restrain your temperament, and I'll talk to the fast man program team when I go back, I still have something to do with this show. β
There are three text messages in total, and the concern is beyond words!
Uncle is afraid that Zhou Le will make the two programs "Good Chinese Songs" and "Idol Trainee" yellow.
Zhou Le has known Wang Zhengliang since he entered Chuanyin, and he can now guide the mentor on stage, all thanks to Uncle Wang's unconcealed teaching, from singing to writing songs to arranging, Wang Zhengliang almost taught him.
On the one hand, it is because Zhou Le is indeed talented, and on the other hand, because the two of them fell in love.
Zhou Le held his mobile phone and sent a text message: "Thank you, I'm flattered." β
After a while, he replied, "Who made me your father?" β
"Get out!"
Zhou Le pouted.
The news came again: "People who have been drenched in the rain will always unconsciously help others hold umbrellas." You are a good seedling, don't ruin your character. β
Zhou Le was also very moved, but I couldn't change it, the dog system forced me crazy.
"I'll sign Shaocheng."
But he has already decided, just sign the Shaocheng generation, it's better than signing Tianyu blindly in the final stage of the game, right?
Wang Zhengliang is a fast man of their generation, but he was thoroughly pitted by Tianyu.
The runner-up is a stubborn donkey, the champion is a silent stubborn donkey, and the tenth Uncle Wang is a silent old stubborn donkey, because of his age, he was ridiculed and ridiculed by the mentors at the beginning.
That's the rain they've been showered in.
Zhou Le is simpler, he doesn't have the luxury of becoming popular, he just wants to break into the entertainment industry and get their wool, that's all.
After chatting with Uncle Wang about signing the contract, Zhou Le clicked on Guna Liza's text message.
"Are you sick? Why do you want to draw a turtle on my belly? β
"Why do I treat you as a friend, and you still humiliate me?"
"Break up!"
β¦β¦
"What kind of ink did you pervert draw with!! Can't wash it off! β
"I still give money to open a room and drink! Why? β
Yo?
It's infuriating.
Zhou Le replied: "Sister Zha, do you know what an umbrella holder is?" β
The other side replied, "What? β
Zhou Le: "People who have been drenched in the rain will always unconsciously help others hold umbrellas. It's not a little turtle on your belly, it's an umbrella I held up for you, do you know why I drew it on your belly? β
In the distant capital, in the bathroom of the dormitory of the film and television academy, Gu Nalizha, who had just returned to school, was stunned and touched the little turtle mark that had not yet been washed.
She suddenly felt so ashamed!
It turned out that he was reminding me and warning me that it is easy to be bullied if you drink and club with boys casually, and girls are born to be the ones who suffer.
Zhou Le can obviously give me ...... directly Yes, but he didn't.
He's so warm!
I was so drunk last night, he didn't do anything to me, covered me with a blanket, and persuaded me......
Move!
The circles under his eyes are red, and his nose is sore.
Dididi~
Zhou Le's news is here again.
Gu Naliza immediately clicked on the message, full of anticipation, her heart was beating wildly, and the fawn was bumping, which was a heart-warming feeling.
Zhou Le: "Because I'm afraid you won't be able to see it on the butt hahahaha......"
Gunaliza: "......"
Is this a human thing?
γNegative Energy +66γ
Refreshing~
On the other end, Zhou Le decisively turned off the phone and went back to his seat to sleep.