Chapter 142, let me tell you if I'm cool

After being idle at home for more than a month, and then going out to work, Qiao Xiaoqiao felt much better, she didn't sleep at noon, and she didn't feel sleepy in the afternoon.

Bai Lu thinks that this is her psychological effect.

Raising a fetus at home does not restrict her personal freedom, such a big yard of the villa, such a big place in the villa area, is it not enough for her to go around?

It's not so much that Qiao Xiaoqiao came to work in the gym, but it was better to change places to catch up on dramas, but the whole person looks energetic. Or rather, she just wants to go to a lively place to sit.

Li Yufei had students come to class in the afternoon, and the whole afternoon class was scheduled slowly, also because Qiao Xiaoqiao wanted to raise a baby, and the students who originally belonged to Qiao Xiaoqiao were pushed to her. The students were not dissatisfied, on the contrary, they felt that it was better to learn from Li Yufei. Of course, it's not that Qiao Xiaoqiao doesn't teach well, it's just that Li Yufei's profile writes about her experience as a coach abroad, and then everyone thinks it's better to go abroad. Anyway, the tuition fees are the same, so the domestic and domestic export to domestic sales must choose the latter.

Qiao Xiaoqiao chased the drama for an afternoon, and Bai Lu wrote the story of "Roman Holiday" for an afternoon, and this time it was written in extra detail, and the screenwriter could save a lot of trouble when adapting the script.

saved the written document, and then sent it to his mailbox, the original document Bai Lu did not delete it, so he kept it for Li Yufei to see, so as to wash her head full of the plot of the boss.

Buckled up the computer, Bai Lu stretched his waist, looked at the time, it was almost five o'clock, and asked Qiao Xiaoqiao what he ate at night, so he could inform the cook to cook, and wait a while to go home and start eating.

"Husband~"

Qiao Xiaoqiao's elongated voice "husband" called Bai Lu a spirit.

Who understands the daughter-in-law, Bai Lu knows Qiao Xiaoqiao too well, just like seeing the little curry at the end of the cup and knowing that it is Ganges water, Qiao Xiaoqiao is not a coquettish woman, so when she is tired and crooked, and she still calls "husband" in a long voice, Bai Lu knows that she must have some strange request.

"What are you going to do?"

"I want to eat crayfish." Qiao Xiaoqiao pouted and looked at Bai Lu with blank eyes. "I want to eat garlic, I want to eat spicy, and I want to eat fried skewers."

Bai Lu heran: "What season is this, eating crayfish?" ”

"When can't you eat crayfish?" Joe Xiaoqiao continued to pout. "I don't care, I just want to eat crayfish, the kind I especially want to eat!"

Bai Lu: "Good, go home and make you creamy lobster soup, let's eat lobster." ”

Joe Xiaoqiao: "I just want to eat crayfish." ”

Bai Lu: "Add pineapple and old meat." ”

Joe Xiaoqiao: "I just want to eat crayfish." ”

Bai Lu's face was full of helplessness, he also knew that eating this thing would have no effect on Qiao Xiaoqiao, but it was ...... How so? Probably when parents see other people's children riding pigs all over the village, they will say, "This child is so fun", and when their own children ride pigs, they will be a meal of seven wolves.

"Okay, okay." Bai Lu surrendered, he really couldn't stand Qiao Xiaoqiao's eyes, like you were gnawing on a bone, the little milk dog looked up at you pitifully, the girl's heart, and suddenly pink bubbles appeared.

"I'm going to eat fried skewers too!" Qiao Xiaoqiao smiled triumphantly, and then took an inch.

"Fried skewers and crayfish, choose one of the two."

"No~" Qiao Xiaoqiao started again. "I'm going to eat fried skewers and crayfish, please, okay?"

"No, baby." Bai Lu twisted his head to the side and didn't look at Qiao Xiaoqiao's expression. "Let's eat separately, eat crayfish today, and then eat fried skewers in two days, it's not that you won't be allowed to eat ......"

"Hmm~~~"

A "um" turned eighteen turns, and it was difficult for her to make it difficult to do this, Bai Lu had goosebumps and was completely defeated.

"Okay, okay, you get back to normal." Bai Lu raised his hand to stop Qiao Xiaoqiao from continuing, crying and laughing: "What's your situation?" You weren't like this before, who did you learn this from? I've been studying acting for so long, and I've spent all of it here, right? ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao made a triumphant yes: "Hey, Piao Piao taught me." ”

Bai Lu sighed: "Don't learn it in the future, you are not suitable for this style." ”

"yes." Qiao Xiaoqiao sat there, recalling his performance just now, and couldn't help but shudder. "Huh...... It feels so nauseous. ”

"Li Piaopiao won't teach you to do it well." Bai Lu asked. "You two don't seem to see each other for a long time, right? What is she doing? ”

"I went to work in the capital, her uncle or uncle-in-law came, I forgot, there was a company in the capital, so I let her go to work."

As she was talking, Li Yufei came back, without saying a word, she pounced directly on her computer, opened the document left by Bai Lu, and went directly to the bottom with the mouse, and after a minute, she let out an unwilling strange scream: "Ah...... Why? Why? You're not a good person. Such a beautiful love...... I'd rather tear down ten temples than break a marriage, you just broke them up like this, you're not human! ”

Bai Lu smiled: "Foreign countries don't pay attention to this, and there is no temple to dismantle." ”

"Isn't there a temple in Paris?" Li Yufei was uneasy, and glared at Bai Lu: "You are about to change, hurry up and change!" ”

"If you don't change it, you should change it yourself."

"yes, I can change it myself." Li Yufei happily began to delete, and then muttered over and over again and typed on the keyboard: "Anne found Joe, Joe was surprised and happy by Anne's appearance, he decided to tell Anne his true identity ......"

Bai Lu made up a knife in a faint way: "You can change it casually, I will shoot it and still end it like this." ”

Li Yufei was stunned, as if someone had pressed the pause button, and after more than ten seconds, she turned her head to look at Bai Lu, screamed strangely, hugged her head and whined: "You are not a person, you are angry with me!" Qiao Xiaoqiao, you take care of your man, why do you two have a good life, let Anne and Joe separate......"

"I can't help it." Qiao Xiaoqiao stretched out his hand and signaled that I am also in charge now, if I hadn't almost made myself sick to the point of being disgusted just now, I could only eat lobster when I went home at night, how could I still eat delicious crayfish.

"I'm angry!"

"Then you should be angry with yourself first, and we will eat delicious food." Bai Lu helped Qiao Xiaoqiao take off the down jacket from the hanger, and then put away the insulated lunch box for noon.

Li Yufei raised her head, there were no tears on her face at all: "What to eat?" ”

"Crayfish and skewers."

"Take me and I'll not be angry."

"Don't you have a boyfriend yourself?" Bai Lu said with a smile. "Go and eat with your boyfriend, do you think it's appropriate to follow us as a light bulb all the time?"

"You...... Ah, Qiao Xiaoqiao, you man is such a dog! ”

"Alright, alright." Qiao Xiaoqiao grabbed Bai Lu's arm. "You're being teased by her, and it's time to bite again...... I'm not lying to you, she really bit someone, let's go, let's take her. ”

"Humph!"

"What are you humming?"

"Just hum!"

……

Bai Lu found a shop where he could eat crayfish and fried skewers.

To tell you the truth, this kind of store is really hard to find, Bai Lu checked on his mobile phone for a long time and didn't find this kind of two-in-one store, and finally he had an idea and stopped a takeaway brother, who walked through the streets and alleys all day long, and after a little recollection, he gave Bai Lu an address.

Fried skewers are faster than crayfish, Li Yufei picked up a bunch of enoki mushrooms and took a bite: "Hmph! ”

"What are you humming? Didn't I take you with me? Qiao Xiaoqiao ate fried mushrooms, probably really greedy, without caring about the image, eating with sauce on both sides of his mouth.

"When I think of that ending, I feel uncomfortable, uncomfortable, wow......"

"You still sing arias." Qiao Xiaoqiao took a string of sausages to Li Yufei. "Eat, eat, eat more, and you won't feel uncomfortable."

"That's uncomfortable too."

"So how can you not feel uncomfortable?"

"Hmm......" Li Yufei kept talking, thought for a while, and said, "You can tell me a joke." ”

"Aren't you embarrassed for me?" Qiao Xiaoqiao smiled. "It's not that you don't know that I can't, when you were in school, you always used me as an analogy, and when you saw a variety show that was not good, you would say jokes like I told...... Okay, then I'll tell you one, anyway, the crab went out for a walk and accidentally stepped on the loach, and the loach was very angry and said, 'Are you blind?', and the crab was very aggrieved, 'No, I'm a crab'. ”

Li Yufei: "......"

Bai Lu: "......"

"Look, I'll just say I won't." Qiao Xiaoqiao spread his hands habitually. "You have to let me speak, and you don't laugh when you do."

Li Yufei heaved: "Can I be blamed for this?" Your homophonic joke is really cold. I'll give you another chance, and you're not allowed to say homophonic stalks. ”

"Oh, I thought of one." Qiao Xiaoqiao said. "The two jumped off the building and met on the rooftop, what would they say before they were ready to jump?"

"Yay? I haven't heard of this. Li Yufei thought about it seriously. Is it to persuade the other party that life is still beautiful? ”

"It's a joke, it's not chicken soup." Qiao Xiaoqiao looked at Bai Lu. "You know what?"

Bai Lu blinked: "You first or me first?" ”

Li Yufei: "It's not funny. ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao: "He didn't say it right, of course it's not funny." ”

Li Yufei didn't guess: "Then you can say it quickly, what did they say?" ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao curled the corners of his mouth: "They said, I'll break it first." ”

Bai Lu: "......"

Li Yufei: "...... Aren't you still a homonym? ”

"Well, I don't know anything else."

Li Yufei suddenly became very interested in jokes, as if she didn't hear a funny joke today and refused to stop, so she looked at Bai Lu: "Your daughter-in-law can't, you tell one." ”

Bai Lu drank half a glass of beer and burped comfortably: "The little white rabbit went to the toilet, and met the bear who was also going to the toilet, the bear looked at the little white rabbit and asked, 'Can you lose your hair', the little white rabbit said that he didn't lose his hair, and the bear grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped his buttocks." ”

Li Yufei grinned: "Eating, why are you so disgusting." ”

"What are you anxious about, I haven't finished yet." Bai Lu continued. "The next day, the bear went to the restaurant to eat, after eating and found that there was no paper, there happened to be a little yellow rabbit next to it, the bear asked, 'You can't lose hair', the little yellow rabbit said he didn't lose hair, the bear grabbed the little yellow rabbit and wiped his mouth, wiped his mouth, the bear wondered, looked at the little yellow rabbit and asked, 'I have seen the little white rabbit, the little black rabbit, the little gray rabbit, the little flower rabbit has also seen, I haven't seen the yellow one, why are you yellow'."

Bai Lu looked at Li Yufei and Qiao Xiaoqiao: "Have you ever seen the little yellow rabbit?" ”

The two glanced at each other, and both said that they had not seen each other, and Li Yufei asked Bai Lu: "Yes, why is this rabbit yellow?" ”

Bai Lu smiled: "The little yellow rabbit said, 'I'm not yellow, I'm the little white rabbit yesterday'." ”

After a short silence, Qiao Xiaoqiao and Li Yufei burst into quite terrifying laughter, Qiao Xiaoqiao is okay, mainly Li Yufei, her laughter is a little ridiculously low, and she slapped the table while laughing, if it weren't for Bai Lu's fear that Qiao Xiaoqiao would bump into a private room, it would have caused onlookers.

"This is funny, this is so funny, I am yesterday's little white rabbit...... Hahahaha. Li Yufei laughed for a long time, and tears burst into tears. Boss lady, come on, talk about one more, I didn't find you so interesting, Boss Qiao, why don't you say that your boss lady is so funny? ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao blinked innocently: "I don't know, he never told me a joke." ”

"Are you still listening?" Bai Lu asked.

"Listen, she doesn't listen to me." Li Yufei didn't eat anymore, just waiting for Bai Lu to tell a joke.

"Then I'll tell you the story of a little white rabbit."

Li Yufei: "Poof...... Hahahaha. ”

Bai Lu was speechless: "No, I haven't said it yet, what are you laughing at?" ”

"I ...... I think of the little yellow rabbit. ”

Finally stopped laughing, Bai Lu began to speak: "The little white rabbit got lost in the forest, and when he met a little black rabbit, he asked the little black rabbit, 'Do you know how to get out', the little black rabbit said, 'I know, if you let me be refreshed, I will tell you', the little white rabbit thought about it and agreed, but the little black rabbit ran away directly after finishing the matter." The little white rabbit had no choice, and walked and walked, and met a little gray rabbit, and similarly, the little gray rabbit also said, 'If you make me feel refreshed, I'll tell you'. In the end, the little gray rabbit also ran away, and did not tell the little white rabbit how to get out of the forest, but the little white rabbit still walked out, guess how the little white rabbit got out? ”

Li Yufei also thought about it seriously: "Did you meet a bear?" ”

Bai Lu Heran: "That's the last story, it has nothing to do with this." ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao was also thinking: "Did the little white rabbit find the way by himself?" ”

Li Yufei immediately said: "Impossible, your man is telling jokes, it is impossible for the little white rabbit to go out by himself, there must be some special existence like a bear, even if I can't think of it for a while." ”

Then the two said a lot of answers, but Bai Lu didn't say it was right.

Qiao Xiaoqiao is okay, Li Yufei is anxious, seeing Bai Lu eating there without speaking, he hurriedly said: "I can't guess, you say, how did the little white rabbit get out?" Is it better to call the police for help? ”

"It's not." Bai Lu continued to eat.

"Then you say!"

"Want to know?" Bai Lu raised his head and looked at Li Yufei with a smile.

"Hmmm! Wonder. ”

When Qiao Xiaoqiao saw Bai Lu's expression, she knew that the answer was definitely not a good word, and before Bai Lu could speak, she reminded Li Yufei: "I think it's better for you not to know." ”

"No, I don't know how the little white rabbit got out, I can't sleep at night." Li Yufei insisted, looked at Bai Lu and asked. "Don't listen to her, just tell me how to get out."

"It's easy, I want to know?"

"Yes, I want to!"

"Let me cool down, and I'll tell you."

……

"As for it?" Bai Lu rubbed his arm. "Those who explore the sea across the mountains have to pinch me."

"I'll just say you're not a human being." Li Yufei rolled her eyes, not really angry, but she felt that she had been tricked and was very unhappy. "Xiao Qiao, take care of your man, you are just a few months pregnant, and he is still cool with me? Do I dare to promise him to do it? ”

Qiao Xiaoqiao laughed, didn't speak, and focused on dealing with crayfish, she knew that Bai Lu was deliberately angry with Li Yufei.

"I'm to blame too." Bai Lu said innocently. "Don't you see that I don't speak, you have to ask, why are you so curious?"

"Am I a cat?" Li Yufei snorted. "I've really fallen for your thief."

Bai Lu asked for a total of five catties of crayfish, Li Yufei ate three catties alone, don't look at Qiao Xiaoqiao shouting to eat crayfish and skewers, the crayfish are okay, the skewers are indeed a little greasy, she didn't eat a few skewers, most of them were eating crayfish, and then Bai Lu asked her for a bowl of hand-rolled noodles, Qiao Xiaoqiao was considered to have eaten eight points full.

I don't eat much like other pregnant women, and I always vomit. Qiao Xiaoqiao doesn't vomit, his appetite is very good, he usually eats three meals a day on time at home, and eats fruit and drinks yogurt after meals.

It is no exaggeration to say that in the more than one month of raising a fetus at home, Qiao Xiaoqiao alone spent no less than five million on eating and drinking, and the ingredients were not too expensive, but Liu Jinnian was too spoiled, and the ingredients every day were the freshest, and some ingredients that could not be bought locally or were out of season, all of them were transported by air, and only one day's amount was shipped at a time, so most of them were spent on transportation. If this is to be known, it must be scolded.

Of course, Qiao Xiaoqiao didn't know how much money she spent on raising a baby this month, but she felt that the fruits every day were quite fresh, and they were still imported, so they were delicious.

Originally, Liu Jinnian wanted to get some nutritional products for Qiao Xiaoqiao, but Bai Lu vetoed it as soon as he heard it.

At that time, there was a debate about it.

Liu Jinnian's idea was to get some nutritional products and supplement Qiao Xiaoqiao with various vitamins or something.

Bai Lu retorted, that thing is an IQ tax, whoever recommends it to you, you can just smoke him with a big mouth, just say that when you gave birth to my brother and my sister, our family had no money, isn't it just a commonplace meal, and I haven't seen my brother and sister become fools.

Because of this sentence, Bai Lu was beaten, not Liu Jinnian, Liu Jinnian was reluctant to beat Bai Lu, it was Bai Yang who happened to come back to eat. Then Poplar was also beaten, this time it was Liu Jinnian who beat her, not too much, but slapped her twice on the back, because Poplar was unscrupulous when chasing Bai Lu and beating him: "You are a fool, your whole family is a fool." ”

……

After eating and checking out, Bai Lu called the driver prepared for Qiao Xiaoqiao at home to drive because he drank alcohol, and when he left the gym, Bai Lu didn't drive Unimog, because the place where he ate crayfish and fried skewers was not good to park, so he called a special car directly, and then called the driver after eating, and asked him to go to the gym to drive the car.

"Satisfied this time, right?" Bai Lu looked at Qiao Xiaoqiao and asked with a smile.

"Uh-huh." Qiao Xiaoqiao nodded like a chicken pecking rice. "I'm hungry."

"Then I'll take you to eat what you want once a week, okay?" Bai Lu proposed conditions. "The premise is that you are not allowed to steal messy snacks."

Qiao Xiaoqiao pouted: "When did I steal and eat messy things, is there any messy things at home?" ”

This is also true, the problem of food safety is now strictly controlled at home, and any technology and hard work are not allowed to enter the refrigerator, even the door can not be entered.

When he returned home, Liu Jinnian was watching TV, knowing that Bai Lu took Qiao Xiaoqiao to eat outside, and counted a few words from Bai Lu, and then turned his face to look at Qiao Xiaoqiao, which was called an amiable one: "Xiao Qiao, tell me what you want to eat in the future, let's do it at home, clean and hygienic." ”

After speaking, he said to Bai Lu: "Your brother found you a three-story villa, which was not developed by our family, but it is near, in our villa area, when do you have time to take Xiao Qiao to see it?" ”

"What is there to see?" Bai Lu changed his shoes at the door. "When the time comes, just take the cover and roll it up."

"You kid, why don't you care about anything?" Liu Jinnian said angrily. "Okay, if you don't go, don't go, I'll go, I have to get a lot of things."

Bai Lu snorted and went upstairs, Qiao Xiaoqiao had already changed into pajamas, and was lying on the bed with a tablet ready to catch up on the drama, Bai Lu turned on the computer and sent the written story to White, at this time it was time for him to get up.

Sure enough, within five minutes, White's phone called: "What did you send me in the mailbox?" ”

"Don't you want a script? I can't write a script, I only write a story, you can find a screenwriter to change it. ”

"Didn't you say half a month?" White wondered. "How is it so fast?"

"Inspiration comes quickly, is there anything else? It's okay, I'm going to take a shower. ”

"There's a problem." White is colorful. "I can't read a word of the story you sent me, is there an English version?"

"I'll find my own translator."

"Doesn't that cost money?"

Bai Lu was speechless: "Didn't I just borrow 20,000 US dollars from you?" ”

"What can you do with that money?" White said with a straight face. "I cost $2,000 a day to stay in a hotel, and $20,000 is only enough for ten days."

"What the hell are you...... Isn't it five hundred days? ”

"Can you stay in that kind of hotel?" White muttered. "If you have money, of course, you have to live in a better hotel."

Bai Lu swore that if White was in front of him, he would go up with a big fight, two thousand dollars a day in the hotel? It's still dollars. At the very least, they all start with business rooms in five-star hotels.

"When are you coming to me?" White asked.

"I don't have time, I'm not going."

"Huh? Aren't you coming? What about the script? ”

"What do you like, what do you do, and what else is there to do? It's okay, I took a shower. ”

"Yes, yes, one last thing." White hurriedly stopped Bai Lu, who was about to hang up the phone. "You lend me some more money, 100,000 yuan, and I'll pay you back when the movie is released."