At ten o'clock at noon, a farmer's market in a small town in Miyun.

Zhou Le walked out with half a pig on his shoulder, and the people who bought vegetables next to him were startled and made way for him, who is this? Can you eat half a pig?

Zhou Le?

That's reasonable, buying a few catties or a dozen catties of meat is not in line with his rampant character.

The two camera teachers followed one after the other, a proper famous scene, it must be filmed.

Isn't this worse than Chen He sending sheep?

When a man gives a gift, what he wants is an atmosphere!

When he came to the back of the car butt of the program team, Zhou Le held the pig with both hands and taught him to draw a few times under the car: "Eh? Do I have long legs? Can't sense it? ”

The choreographer trotted over and slammed the door: "This door is not inductive." ”

Zhou Le: "......"

What kind of broken car is this program group? Uncle Wang's cars are all inductive.

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Put the pig in the trunk, Zhou Le got into the car, and continued to the mushroom house.

Two months later, when the show was broadcast, there were no sunspots in the barrage, and by that time, everyone had gone to Heikun, and Zhou Le was only full of friendliness left.

"Neurotic?"

"Who gives the gift to half the pig?"

"One thing to say, this gift is quite solid."

"Fit for a mushroom house."

"Now the mushroom house has something to eat."

"I'm happy to be able to do a whole job on any show."

"This has to be a hundred pounds, right? Carry it and go? ”

"Zhou Le's physique, a hundred catties is still easy."

"Who said he was a little fresh meat?"

"This figure is a waste if you don't break corn."

"Go break the corn!"

"Zhou Le's work must be very good."

"Of course, rural children are diligent."

"The one who said to be diligent, he will slap himself later."

Soon arrived at the mushroom house.

But there was no one in the mushroom house, Zhou Le took the pork to the house and put it down, and walked around the house and outside, there was only a puppy.

Zhou Le squatted next to the dog basin and asked seriously, "Where did the family go?" ”

The puppy is about two or three months old, and the words are not very standard: "Woo woo......"

Zhou Le took out his mobile phone and downloaded a dog language translator: "You say it again." ”

"Woo woo woo~"

Translation: "I'm hungry, don't bother me." ”

Zhou Le uninstalled directly: "What is it?" Waste my traffic. ”

Then, he found a bag of dog food next to the dog bowl, pulled it open, grabbed one and threw it in his mouth.

Chewed: "Well, it's dog food." ”

Zhou Le poured a little into the dog basin, and the little milk dog ate happily.

Zhou Le was bored, so he picked up the meat in two more dog foods and ate them: "This dog food is still beef-flavored, and the program team is really rich." ”

The barrage told him to stop, don't be too ridiculous to be a dog.

The choreographer couldn't stand it anymore: "They broke the corn, you can go to them and help break the corn by the way." ”

Zhou Le pinched the dog with one hand and walked out of the house: "I have a brain disease? On such a hot day, I went to break corn, and you treated me as if I hadn't come. ”

With that, Zhou Le walked out of the courtyard.

Choreographer: "Where are you going?" ”

Zhou Le looked left and right at the gate of the courtyard: "Where are they in the cornfield?" ”

"On the hillside on the right."

"Okay~"

Zhou Le turned left and walked along the country road with Xiao H.

It is impossible to break corn, Zhou Le does not break corn at home, and grandma does not grow grain, but only grows some vegetables in her own field.

Zhou Le came to the village, looked east and west, and chatted with people when he met them.

Not long after, he took a handful of melon seeds and sat under the shed next to the commissary at the entrance of the village, chatting and laughing with a few aunts.

"Celebrities are also people, and they also have to eat and drink Lazar."

"I don't know, no one calls me to work, they break corn every day? What's the matter with me? I'm here to play. ”

"Singing? I sing in general, third in the world, Auntie, did you vote for me? ”

"I'll teach you, your next APP, get up every day and open it to vote for Cai Jikun. Simple, right? ”

"What are you voting for me? Do I need a ticket if I'm so strong? What are you kidding? ”

"Eat? Yo, it's almost twelve o'clock. ”

"Going to your house to eat? So what's so embarrassing? No, no, no...... Auntie, where do you live? ”

"If you don't eat, you're just sending you home."

Goose Fuyou a certain Men Tretel......

Zhou Le picked up the wine glass and touched one with his uncle and aunt: "Uncle is a good craft, so many dishes, they smell fragrant." Auntie is so blessed! ”

Uncle Farmer modestly said, "Just do it, you look different from what you see on TV." ”

Zhou Le served food to his uncle: "Why is it different?" ”

The uncle was puzzled: "I'm on TV, I want to beat you up." ”

Zhou Le opened his mouth and came: "That's all forced by the program team, crazy, pretending and underbeaten, right?" It's all a lie to the audience, in fact, I'm a particularly humble and sensible person. ”

The aunt testified: "The child can speak, it must be made up on TV, malicious editing!" ”

Zhou Le gulped down meat: "Yo~ Auntie still knows about malicious editing? Yes! ”

H whining under the table.

Uncle: "Why don't you serve some food to the dog?" ”

Zhou Le shook his head: "No! It doesn't starve. ”

Dog: "****"

The scolding is quite dirty.

The other end.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, Liu Huaxian and Chen He drove a small three-wheeler back to the mushroom house with a cart of corn in a stinking sweat, which was the result of a morning's labor.

Huang Lei and Liu Huaxian were unloading corn at the door, and Chen He was in a daze beside him, tired and stupid.

In the courtyard, He Jiong's voice came: "Teacher Huang, come and see, someone sent us half a pig." ”

Chen He looked confused: "Why do you still send half of it?" It's insincere. ”

Liu Huaxian: "What pig?" ”

Chen He: "Let's go, let's see." ”

As soon as he entered the yard, Chen Heren was stupid, and when he saw the half pig lying under the pergola, his expression was subtle: "What a half pig!" This is a ruthless man! ”

Liu Huaxian screamed: "Wow! We've got something to eat! ”

He Jiong smiled with a wrinkled face, and said proudly: "I'll just say that this kid is real, right?" There are at least 100 catties of pork here, and he must have carried it. ”

Only Huang Lei had a dark face: "This little king and eight lambs, aren't you looking for me a job?" ”

He Jiong was stunned: "What's the matter, Mr. Huang?" ”

Liu Huaxian: "It's a lot of meat." ”

Chen He's brain turned quickly: "On this hot day, the pork will stink tomorrow, hahahaha......"

Huang Lei patted the pork: "We have to divide the pork into small pieces first, our refrigerator is too small to fit, buy more salt to make bacon and hang it, it's all work...... Where is this thief? Get the hell out of here! ”

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Huang Lei had already taken off a shoe and was looking for people everywhere inside and outside the house.

Director Wang Zhengyu said: "He didn't want to work, so he took his dog to the village to chat, and now he is eating at a villager's house." ”

Huang Lei's eyes widened: "Rubbing rice? This thief is angry with me! ”

Chen He's expression when he ate melons: "Can you still hide like this?" It seems that I am still too conservative. ”

He said that he didn't work, but he actually didn't do less that day, and when he broke the corn, he screamed and broke at the same time, which was quite hard.

He Jiong smiled bitterly: "I thought he was an honest boy." ”

Huang Thunderstorm jumped up: "He's honest? He's an honest fart! In "Challenging the Limit", Sun Leihong let him play autism, Xie Na was so numb by his show that he was honest......"

He Jiong: "Also, this kid's main focus is an angry person." ”

A bewildered Liu Huaxian suddenly shouted: "Oh! Today's guest is Zhou Le? ”

Zhou Le has just debuted, although the coffee position is low, but the hot search at both ends in three days has long been known to everyone, after all, there are a lot of stars who have been dissed by him.