Chapter 110: How dare you lie to people with your IQ?

"Huh? Mr. Zhen is begging for death?! ”

After listening to the gossip explanations of several guests, Zhou Le was shocked, and his acting skills were really exaggerated.

Guna Liza fell for it, wow~ My husband's acting skills are awesome!

He Jiong immediately complained: "Are you still going to act?" While there's still time, learn your acting skills. ”

When the show was broadcast, all kinds of fans of Zhou Le were pleasantly surprised, what insider information did Mr. He know? Zhou Le is going to act? TV series or movie?

Zhou Le said: "Don't talk about skills, civilize you, me and him." ”

He Jiong: "......"

【Negative Energy +11】

This broken child is really annoying~

Every time I scare people, the angle is so tricky!

Zhou Le was stunned, why did 11 come? Inexplicable mess in......

Wang Ou took a closer look at Zhou Le, and felt that this guest had something, and there were few people who could overturn Sa Beiyu and He Jiong, and yes, he was a man who abused Yan Wang Sun Lei Hong on the hot search, how could he be a good person?

Sister Ou is beautiful and royal, the program team gave her a close-up, and the little eyes that looked at Zhou Le were a must.

Zhou Le is still performing hard, shouting why the boss doesn't have my salary, who will pay it.

Wang Ou waited for him to finish his performance, and asked gently, "Who are you this overly handsome gentleman?" ”

Sa Beiyu's face twitched, holding back a smile, and said in his heart Wang Ouzhen has a double standard, usually she is not so gentle and charming to me, and she hides when she rubs oil.

He Jiong secretly beat Lao Sa, isn't this normal? Women in the entertainment industry are good-looking animals.

Not to mention, Wu Jieying, the ghost on the side, looked at Zhou Le and was stunned.

Men will be stunned when they look at beautiful women, and women will be stunned when they look at handsome guys.

Zhou Le showed his badge: "I am a senior porter of this company, Zhou Handling!" ”

Detective Ou touched Zhou Le's chest...... Brand: "Such a tall technology company, do you need to move things?" ”

Zhou Le was about to drive when Sa Beiyu interrupted the spell.

Lao Sa pointed at He Jiong and said: "Oh I'm sorry, Miss, all the products of our company are expensive, and it is overkill to use them to move things, only such goods are suitable for moving things in our company." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Zhou Le again.

Wang Erjia immediately stretched out his hand to stop Zhou Le, afraid that Zhou Le would beat Sa Beiyu violently, and everyone had a bad impression of Zhou Le.

He Jiong immediately rounded the field: "This robot only moves love ......"

Zhou Le couldn't afford to joke as they imagined, and stepped on the accelerator to the end: "Detective, he said you are a young lady!" ”

Lao Sa: "Poof......"

He Jiong and the ghost laughed together.

Wang Ou glared at Zhou Le: "He can't call me eldest sister, right?" ”

Zhou Le ignored her and turned to Sa Beiyu: "What is your identity?" Restaurant waiter? ”

Sa Beiyu: "I'm Assistant Sa, the boss's senior assistant!" ”

Zhou Le: "It looks like an aunt sweeping the toilet." ”

"Hahahaha......"

This is really unbearable, the guests laughed wildly, and even the director team opposite laughed, not that Zhou Le was humorous, but that he complained too accurately.

Today, Sa Beiyu's makeup is really frustrated, and he looks old, ugly and ghostly.

Sa Beiyu retorted: "It's a bit insulting for you to be like this, at least you have to get the gender right, right?" I'm full of male hormones......"

Wang Ou: "It's really like an aunt." ”

Sa Beiyu: "Are you blind too?" I'm a beautiful ...... in the prosperous world."

Wang Ou: "Okay, everyone goes to the exhibition hall to make an alibi. ”

The guests began to transition.

Sa Beiyu chased after Wang Ou and chattered: "I am a beautiful face in the prosperous world!" ”

Zhou Le: "I don't know if it's prosperous or not, I can see that you need beauty very much, the crow's feet are about to crack to the back of the head, and the teacher remembers to add a triple filter to him in the later stage." ”

Sa Beiyu was stunned again, and the guests burst into laughter.

【Negative Energy +22】

"Star Detective" has a fixed recording process, generally after the crime, they first publish their alibi, followed by three rounds of evidence collection and centralized reasoning, and finally a private vote, and the guests with the most votes will be put in a cage.

This is a variety show that relies entirely on the script to promote, and if it is not done well, it will make people feel fake and dull.

Fortunately, the regular guests of this show are very good at it, and they can always play tricks within the rules, and the flying guests they invited are also good at doing the whole thing, such as Zhou Le.

invited Zhou Le to this show, not because he was popular, or because of He Jiong's relationship, but purely because he could play.

No, as soon as the self-proof session began, Zhou Le got on the highway.

Wang Erjia: "At 11:41, I forgot to tell my boss because I remembered something, so I went to his room to look for him again, and I found my boss lying on the ground and convulsing. ”

Sa Beiyu immediately performed, slumped on the sofa and convulsed.

Wang Ou smiled: "Is that so?" ”

Wang Erjia shook his head: "It's not so powerful." ”

Zhou Le: "He's just a simple convulsion? Is there a call? ”

Gilga: "Huh? ”

On the other side, Sa Beiyu, Ghost and He Jiong all laughed, and then they all looked at the program team in front of them, the Gu Na Lizha who was mixed in the staff.

Wang Ouqiang couldn't help but smile and asked Wang Erjia: "Is there a call?" ”

"The boss didn't make a sound, he just convulsed, and then he died. ”

Wang Ou asked Zhou Le: "Why do you want to ask if there is a name?" ”

Zhou Le: "I'm also trying to figure out the cause of my boss's death, generally speaking, when the body begins to convulse violently, it means that he has lost control of his body, and the convulsions will cause drastic changes in the abdominal cavity and chest space, resulting in whimpering and screaming." ”

Wang Ou leaned forward and stared at Zhou Le: "You understand it very well!" ”

Zhou Le is serious: "Sometimes I lose my ......"

He Jiong shouted: "Enough! Gilga continued. ”

Zhou Le immediately shut up and overspeeded, which is not good.

In the crowd, Gunaliza, who was watching the play, blushed inexplicably, because I taught him too much.

Wang Erjia was also covering his face and snickering: "I don't have it anymore." ”

Zhou Le helped: "Sister Ou, you can find someone else, he really has no drops." ”

Wang Ou was so angry that he smashed Zhou Le with a pillow: "You broken mouth!" ”

Zhou Lepi was very happy.

When the show was broadcast, passers-by and viewers only felt that the impression was subverted, and they thought that the popular fried chicken Zhou Le was the kind of person with a heavy idol baggage, but he didn't expect it to be a social, and he was young but knew too much, and the speed was faster than Sa Beiyu.

Many people have begun to turn fans, and it is rare to see such a fun artist, mainly because he dares to say anything and does not treat the audience as outsiders.

Many viewers have understood, didn't Zhou Le's knowledge learn from Gu Naliza?

And Zhou Le's fans watched this show differently.

Girl fans are a little disappointed, my brother turned out to be a Minion? He is defiled by women! He's not a virgin anymore!

Sand sculpture fans are very happy, this thing is really awesome to drive.

The little black fans are happier, and some of them are black, Zhou Le has no quality and no education to engage in royal color!

The mother's fan is so happy that she explodes, and her son is so cute to drive a car, so I want to take him back to the place where he came from and to the place where his life began.

In the show, there are three two-seater sofas in the exhibition hall, from right to left, they are ghosts, He Jiong, Sa Beiyu, Wang Ou, Zhou Le and Wang Erjia.

Detective Ou began to ask Assistant Sa, who didn't know anything, but as an assistant, he hadn't seen the boss for a week, and everyone was suspicious.

Facing Wang Ou's questioning, Sa Beiyu explained: "When he doesn't summon me, I'm like a concubine, you know? ”

Wang Ou: "I don't understand. ”

Zhou Le: "Concubines of his appearance generally live in the cold palace and can't see the emperor." ”

Wang Ou immediately smiled: "Then I understand." ”

Sa Beiyu feigned anger: "Eh, you really talk a lot!" We're talking about the case, what's the matter with you? ”

Wang Ou patted Zhou Le on the shoulder: "I also found out, Zhou Le likes to interject." ”

Zhou Le helped Wang Ou relieve the siege: "Everyone knows that I am still a talker and impolite except for Sheniu. ”

Sa Beiyu continued to tease Wang Ou: "I'm like a concubine, when the emperor didn't turn over my brand, I couldn't run to the emperor and ask, does the emperor need it tonight?" ”

Wang Ou was so amused again that he couldn't stop laughing.

Not to mention that this show is full of racing drivers, a mature royal sister like Wang Ou is a dirty girl, who not only knows a lot, but is also good at association.

Zhou Le looked Wang Ou up and down with a man's eyes, her face is a standard royal sister face, tall and slender, with particularly long legs, and she is very sexy when she crosses Erlang's legs, but although she is thin, her breasts are very material, it should be C, the size of red Fuji, which is much stronger than a dog.

Wang Ou found Zhou Le's gaze, turned to face him, raised his head confidently and asked, "Next, Zhou Transport's alibi." ”

"Uh......"

Zhou Le was suddenly stunned, and the later flower words - non-static pictures.

I drove too much and suddenly forgot the content of my script.

The guests and the program team all laughed, but if they couldn't do it, they could only shout the card and ask Zhou Le to read the script again and record it.

Fortunately, Zhou Le's brain was enough, and he quickly remembered: "I am a porter in this company, and I have been working here for a year, and I have grown from a junior porter to a senior porter now......"

Wang Ou: "This is a high-tech company with so many jobs, why do you have to be a porter?" ”

Before Zhou Le could speak, Sa Beiyu took over the conversation and began to explain the background of today's story to the guests and the audience, which is roughly the polarization of human beings in the future world, the elites are all engaged in artificial intelligence, and everyone else is lower-class.

After speaking, Lao Sa also inserted Zhou Le: "He is the first to be eliminated." ”

Zhou Le: "We are the same kind. ”

Sa Beiyu: "Poof~"

He couldn't argue with it, because he was just an assistant himself.

After asking a few more questions, Wang Ou asked one last question: "If you can't see your boss with your identity, why are you at the scene of the crime?" ”

Zhou Le shrugged: "I've already gone home from work, and it was Wang Erjia who brought me to the scene of lovemaking." ”

Wang Ou was laughed at again and began to punch Zhou Le with small fists.

Later flower words - Ou Da Zhou Le~

He Jiong: "What scene?" ”

Zhou Le: "The scene of lovemaking." ”

"Case!"

"Love!"

"Everyone, understand, Zhou Le didn't drive on purpose this time, he stayed in Shudu for too long and had an accent."

He Jiong helped Zhou Le round the field.

Zhou Le did not drive, and explained: "It's like this, such as the brain." ”

Then there is the alibi of the robot He Jiong, who says that all the doors are open, including his room.

Sa Beiyu immediately answered: "Do you still say that you didn't lose Jin?" ”

Wang Ou was already slumped on Zhou Le's shoulder with a smile, her body kept moving, Sa Beiyu on the left and Zhou Le on the right, she just subconsciously chose to fall to the handsome side.

However, Lao Sa pulled her back the next moment, looking jealous.

Finally, the alibi of the robot tester ghost was questioned by everyone, revealing the intimate relationship with the robot He Jiong.

Wang Ou asked, "Ghost, why did you fall in love with a robot?" ”

Zhou Le: "Because she wants to open it." ”

Wang Ou hit Zhou Le again: "I'm annoyed!" Can you shut up! Goose goose goose ......"

The other guests also laughed so much that they couldn't do it, worthy of Zhou Le, they really dared to jump out of anything.

Sa Beiyu was not to be left behind, and said with a lewd face: "The ghost is specially for secretly testing the love robot He Jiong, and the test is done behind closed doors, and the whole company wants to know what they are testing." ”

Wang Ou covered his face and laughed.

Zhou Le: "Sister, what are you laughing at?" ”

Wang Ou stared at Zhou Le with a wonderful look, close at hand, with an expression that you and I are both clear, and he still wanted to talk to me.

The first link was successfully recorded, the artists took a temporary break, and the staff pushed a small cart, which was full of drinks and pastries and snacks, which was a better place for the variety show crew than the TV drama crew.

Zhou Le took a bottle of yogurt and a bottle of Coke, unscrewed the yogurt and handed it to Gu Naliza, who came up, Sister Zha flattered Zhou Le vigorously, praising him for his good sense of variety shows.

Wang Ou drank coffee and touched up his makeup next to him: "Lizha, you praised the wrong direction, you should praise him for his good driving skills." ”

Gunaliza: "What kind of driving skills?" Is it just telling royal jokes? ”

Wang Ou: "Does he usually drive with you?" ”

Gu Naliza shook his head decisively: "No, Xiaole is a very conservative man." ”

Wang Ou laughed: "Puff goose goose goose ......"

What does this woman have to be stupid to think that Zhou Le is a conservative person?

Through this period of contact, Wang Ou obviously felt that Zhou Le was a very good person, just by virtue of his appearance and words, he could lay a huge harem in the entertainment industry, not to mention anything else, Sister Ou herself was a little heartbeat in the face of Zhou Le.

I know he's a bad guy, but I can't help but be tempted by that.

At this time, Sa Beiyu came to Wang Ou's side: "Detective Ou, we haven't been in and out of the pair for many times to collect evidence together." ”

The right to collect evidence is in the hands of the detective, and Lao Sa wants to be with Wang Ou to make it easier to tease her.

This is also for the effect of the show!

Wang Ou looked vigilant: "I'm not in a group with you!" You're a pervert! ”

Too direct.

Sa Beiyu is very thick-skinned: "The color is also because you are too beautiful, you are to blame, you are responsible for me." ”

Wang Ou smiled weakly: "You're so annoying......"

Sa Beiyu: "Let me in!" ”

"Oops!"

"I said let me be in your group, what do you want?"

"Phew! I choose Zhou Le. ”

"Why? He's a pervert too! ”

"He's handsome! It's also the case of color embryos.,Of course, choose the most handsome one.,Right? ”

Wang Ou said confidently.

Guna Liza replied: "Yes! Sister Ou chose no problem! My little Leke is generous, sister, you rub him casually. ”

Sa Beiyu complained: "Is it Zhou Le's generosity?" That's your generosity, right? ”

Wang Ou also felt that Gu Na Lizha was too generous, this kind of selfless and willing to share spirit was admirable, and Zhou Le trained it too well.

Want to see how they play.

Here, Zhou Le was already lying on the chair and playing mobile games, and it was easy to record indoor variety shows.

Gu Naliza leaned over: "Le, Wang Ou is so beautiful!" Get in better shape! ”

Zhou Le was squatting on the grass: "Hmm." ”

Gunaliza whispered: "Take her down!" ”

Zhou Le was startled, looked up at the dog, and saw that her eyes were full of evil.

"You're insane, aren't you?"

Zhou Le scolded, recording a show will soak people? Is it possible?

Gu Nalizha stopped talking, and looked leisurely at Wang Ou who was touching up her makeup not far away, her eyes roaming back and forth on her beautiful legs and breasts, and her little brain began to turn rapidly, but ...... Unable to think of a way out, she picked up her phone and began to ask for help from the sidelines.

In the dormitory group, Little Yellow Duck, Wu You and Yang Caiyu heard that Gouzha was going to help the master run Wang Ou, and they were immediately enthusiastic and offered suggestions.

Dogs are man's most loyal friends!

Gunaliza was loyal and loyal to Zhou Lena.

After touching up his makeup, Wang Ou drank coffee elegantly, but suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and there was a feeling of being targeted.

Her instincts have always been very accurate, and every time she works as a detective in this show, she relies on her intuition to win.

"Sister Ou! Your makeup today is amazing! ”

Guna Lizha came over and set almost.

Wang Ou said vigilantly: "Which issue of my makeup is not good-looking?" ”

Gunaliza: "It's all good-looking, but today this body is the most distinctive, you should be a robot, as perfect as if it was artificially made." ”

Wang Ou: "Artificially made? I didn't have plastic surgery! ”

"I didn't say you had plastic surgery, I praised you for your beauty."

"I hear that, but I think you have bad intentions."

"Huh? How so? Haha~"

"There is evil in your eyes, what is the purpose of coming to talk to me?"

This is the difference between a smart person and a stupid person, Gu Naliza can't fool Wang Ou like this.

Guna pierced her eyes and began to quibble, "What purpose can I have?" We're all girls, what can I lie to you? I'm just trying to make friends with you. ”

Wang Ou laughed, laughing very disgusted, even your IQ dares to come out and deceive people?

The words of this little thing, listening to it in reverse, are all her thoughts.

Gu Naliza's purpose is not for herself, she is a girl but her man is not, she is helping her man to cheat Wang Ou, she wants to trick Wang Ou into becoming that kind of good friend with Zhou Le.

Wang Ou pulled over Gunaliza, leaned into her ear and whispered, "You can't satisfy him alone, can you?" ”

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PS: The 5,000-word chapter is presented, and there is a change in the evening.

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